My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 436 Don’t buy it, let them digest it themselves!
"Boss, this dish is absolutely classic, but if it's done well, the price is a bit daunting."

"Boss," Shen Qingyun said, holding the bowl and slurping noodles with a smile, "When did we start to consider the cost?"

The shopkeeper said bitterly: "Our small shop has more than 200 dishes, and the gross profit is only 50%. What we sell is the sentiment of spreading delicious food all over the world, but... I also want to make more money for my boss, so I am thinking about reducing costs and increasing efficiency."

Hey!
"Has our boss finally activated his career holy body in his old age?"

Shen Qingyun stopped slurping his rice noodles and looked the shopkeeper up and down: "Are you interested in going to the Ministry of Revenue? The Ministry of Personnel is also fine."

"what?"

"Haha," Shen Qingyun laughed, "What I mean is that you don't have to worry about it. There are already so many dishes that waste labor, so why are you afraid of a dish of spicy chicken? Someone will pay for it."

"Okay, I'll listen to you, Boss," the shopkeeper said, and took out a booklet from his arms and handed it to him. "Boss, these are some marketing methods I've thought of. Please correct me."

Shen Qingyun turned his body to one side, continued to sip noodles, and muttered: "Don't do that. Every profession has its own expertise. Just do it, boss... Eh? I mean, were you influenced by those delivery guys?"

"Well, more or less, Boss, that Ji Daoren is really a bit cruel."

“Oh, this must be elaborated on!”

……

The two chatted over five bowls of noodles. Shen Qingyun was full and didn't care about anything else. He listened to a lot of legendary stories in the takeout industry, and went to the yamen with a food box of rose tea, which was full of girlish beauty.

"Good morning, Brother Shen!"

"Hello, Brother Shen!"

"Brother Shen is even more handsome today, and even the Heavenly Condemnation City looks a lot prettier!"

……

The Eight Vajras treated Shen Qingyun as a teaching tool in officialdom and used him whenever they could. Their skills had not improved in the past six months, but their proficiency in observing people's expressions, flattering others, and finding out gossip had increased rapidly.

"Brothers..." Shen Qingyun scanned eight faces and said with emotion, "There are so many stories written on their faces."

"Hehe, I can't hide it from Brother Shen," Yi Jin Gang pointed behind him and said, "Let me talk for a moment."

Is there really something wrong?
Shen Qingyun walked closer and his ears trembled.

"Lü Jingli, the wind is coming..."

puff!
Shen Qingyun retreated in fear and kept a safe distance: "Brother Baoguo, you have to be responsible for your words!"

"Of course you have to be responsible for what you say," Niu Baoguo said with a chuckle, "but this is obviously a rumor."

Great! How dare you spread such unfounded rumors!
"Who?"

"Brother Shen, he's from your family, and we're acquaintances."

"My home?" Shen Qingyun's heart trembled, and his pupils widened. "Brother Tuoba?"

Niu Baoguo nodded.

"Have they let themselves go, or have they been dealt a heavy blow and no longer want to live?"

Last time, it was fine that Lu Buxian was dancing, that was a major policy, but this time...

"both?"

"Brother Tuoba."

"Real name?"

"How can I put it?" Niu Baoguo said with admiration, "Look at him, he's just about to tell others that he witnessed this with his own eyes."

Shen Qingyun staggered and held Niu Baoguo's hands tightly: "Thank you, Brother Baoguo!"

After that, leave.

Ministry of Law.

Lu Buxian's public house.

Shen Qingyun stepped in and all his colleagues arrived.

He had no intention of serving milk tea at the moment, so he put the lunch box aside, greeted everyone, and sat down to preside over the meeting.

After everyone sat down, they all touched their ears with their hands.

Shen Qingyun looked up in surprise, and saw that from Du Kui to Li Fei, two paper balls were taken out from their ears... Oh, Tuoba Qian didn't have any.

He looked at Tuoba Qian in confusion.

Tuoba Qian lifted his butt off the stool and leaned forward, looking as if he knew something: "Brother Shen, let me tell you..."

I'm ready to rescue you!

Shen Qingyun was speechless and smiled, "What's the matter?"

"Something happened to Lu Jingli yesterday afternoon..."

"Oh? This is a big deal," Shen Qingyun said seriously, "Tuoba Qian, please tell me, but don't lie!"

Not to mention Du Kui and the others, after hearing the meaningful word "na", Mai felt like she could savor it for half a year.

"How can Brother Shen and I still be so careless?" Tuoba Qian moved closer, "Lu Jingli is really in trouble, he is seriously ill..."

Good pick, it's not going to be windy soon!

"really?"

"It's absolutely true!"

Shen Qingyun looked at Tuoba Tian and signaled with his eyes that this is your own brother, do you want to save him?

Tuoba Tian was silent for a while and stuffed the paper ball back.

Understood!
Shen Qingyun stared at Tuoba Qian and asked seriously, "Who told you?"

Tuoba Qian scratched his head: "No one told me, I discovered it... after Lu's training."

Brother, it's useless for you to bring Brother Lu with you at this time!

"How was it discovered?"

Tuoba Qian thought for a moment and pointed at the sound machine on the table.

"I heard Lu Jingli's voice, panting. Not long after, Mrs. Lu shouted that Lu Jingli had fainted... Hey? Brother Shen, Brother Shen!"

Du Kui and the others were so annoyed that they stood up and rushed out of the public housing, not forgetting to turn back and curse.

"You son of a bitch!"

"Not enough to accomplish anything!"

"More than enough to ruin everything!"

"Why are you going? Go to Shengtian Banzi Hall and take Doctor Zhao to Lu's Mansion!"

……

In less than half an incense stick of time, the people from the Law Department arrived at Pengcheng Lane.

Shen Qingyun also had two gift boxes wrapped in red cloth in his hands.

Brother Shen is Brother Shen. Even after running around, he didn’t forget to buy gifts!
Everyone stepped forward angrily.

"Brother Shen, look at us, we are empty-handed..."

"We will go to visit together," Shen Qingyun lifted the things in his hand, "We will go through the Ministry of Law. Everyone, Brother Lu is ill. We should pay more attention to him and not let him worry about the Forbidden Martial Arts Department anymore."

Everyone nodded.

After giving the instructions, Li Fei took the initiative to step forward and knocked lightly on the door.

After a while the door opened.

Li Fei smiled and said, "Hello, young lady. I'm shocked to hear that Mr. Lu is ill. We are Mr. Lu's subordinates..."

Bang!
Everyone looked at Shen Qingyun.

Is it really a hidden disease?

Shen Qingyun even began to feel like retreating.

But when I think about the situation in the Law Department...

"If Brother Lu were to apply for early retirement due to illness, our whole family would suffer!"

None of this matters!
The important thing is that Brother Lu has not yet restored the former glory for the Lu family’s ancestor, the God of War!

After finding a foothold, Shen Qingyun stepped forward courageously: "I'll do it!"

The crowd retreated suspiciously and communicated secretly.

"Isn't this a bit wrong?"

"It's just a knock on the door, but Brother Shen has to prepare for it first?"

"In my opinion, loneliness is brewing..."

……

Tuk-tuk-tuk...

Swish!
The door to the mansion was wide open, and the angle at which it opened and closed fully demonstrated how angry the young lady who opened the door was.

"You have no sense...ah, yes, it's Mr. Shen, please come in!"

Sure enough, a loneliness was brewing.

Everyone looked at each other, and filed in...

"Wait!" The maid with the ball-shaped hair stood behind Shen Qingyun with her arms outstretched, and asked with her eyes bulging, "Who are you?"

Du Kui, come on!

Everyone took a step back.

Du Kui gritted his teeth, cupped his hands and smiled sweetly: "We are the subordinates of Lu Jinli..."

"I'm sorry," the maid said sternly, "Madam has ordered that we only receive close friends today, and no government officials!"

Everyone looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Xiao Cui, in public, we are all Brother Lu's subordinates, and in private, it's even more extraordinary. We are friends who have risked our lives for each other. Why don't you ask our sister-in-law for instructions?"

When Xiao Cui heard Shen Qingyun calling her name, she felt as happy as if the veil was lifted.

"Since Master Shen has spoken, there is no need to ask for instructions. My Lords, please."

Brother Shen is great at his job!

Everyone walked away.

"Du Kui, let's go."

Du Kui was in a trance and did not move forward.

"This scene seems familiar..."

After expressing his feelings, he followed.

The house that Shen Qingyun gave as a gift was naturally extraordinary.

The basic configuration of the luxury house cannot be said to be top-notch, but it has everything it should have.

Especially when they went deep into the backyard, everyone saw the vast flame array, and Du Kui couldn't help but be amazed.

"It's all love from Brother Shen..."

This thing is now in Tiancong, and it can’t be bought with money.

Arriving at the main house.

Red plum blossoms come out to welcome you.

She had a complicated expression. Seeing Shen Qingyun bowing, she smiled bitterly and said, "Qingyun is estranged. Buxian just went to bed. You...how about you go in alone?"

"That's good," Shen Qingyun comforted, "Don't worry, sister-in-law. Divine Doctor Zhao is on his way, and there won't be any serious problems."

"Thank you Qingyun for your hard work," Hongmei thanked them briefly, and then smiled at everyone, "You gentlemen are so thoughtful. Please have some tea in the side room."

Shen Qingyun entered the main room silently, and walked to the couch. He saw that there was a horn on Lu Buxian's forehead, and the horn was full of...

"Hydrone eyes?"

To dispel the black question marks in his head, he extended his spiritual sense.

"Qi and blood are deficient, essence and energy are deficient..."

With such a degree of damage, he shouldn't have fainted, right?
Before he could make a detailed investigation, Lu Buxian slowly opened his eyes and saw that it was Xiao Shen. His restless heart immediately calmed down... and his hatred began to take over. "Bringing people to attack Tuo, Tuoba Qian..."

Oh, it’s still Tuoba Qian’s fault?
Shen Qingyun was startled, and hurriedly whispered: "Brother Lu, have a good rest, I'll take care of everything. We'll talk again after Doctor Zhao has seen him..."

Not long after, the prisoner Tuoba Qian arrived, carrying Doctor Zhao.

Shen Qingyun went out to greet him, and saw that Tuoba Qian still had a look of seeking credit on his face...

"Brother Tuoba."

Tuoba Tian hurriedly said: "Brother Shen, please give me your instructions."

"Please go back to the office and inform the adults," he hesitated for a moment, and then said, "If possible, please ask the adults and Senior Tian Yanzi to come over."

The two brothers left.

"Brother Shen, is Lu Jingli okay?" Du Kui asked.

Shen Qingyun sighed: "It's probably not a physical problem. Wait... Senior Zhao, how is the situation?"

Zhao Aotian had a strange expression on his face: "Last year you let me touch the girl, this year you let me touch the prostitute..."

Can I let you say it all?

Shen Qingyun flashed while holding Zhao Aotian.

"Thank you, senior! Please have some tea! Senior, what's the problem, Brother Lu?"

Zhao Aotian also understood, and immediately pulled the Foot Shaoyin Kidney Meridian out of Lu Buxian's body, sighing: "There's nothing wrong with his body, just an external injury on his forehead, he's just a little tired, just need to replenish his brain."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and expressed their gratitude.

Upon hearing this, Hongmei began to wipe away her tears.

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "With what Senior Zhao said, we can rest assured. Sister-in-law, this Senior Zhao is a medical expert that His Majesty and the adults respect very much, and Senior Zhao is especially good at delivering babies..."

"Hey, you're too kind, young friend." Zhao Aotian has delivered no less than 17 or 18 babies in the past few days. He felt like dying when he heard about delivering babies. "I'm still good at healing."

Hongmei bowed deeply: "Divine doctor, I am so grateful. May I ask how should I treat my husband?"

When Zhao Aotian heard this, his eyes became much more complicated when he looked at Hongmei.

The question "Can you stay away from your husband?" was stuck in my throat, and I couldn't help but say it...

"It's simple, don't worry, young lady." Seeing Shen Qingyun winking at him, Zhao Aotian sighed and said with a smile, "I will give you a prescription and send someone to deliver the medicine later. I guarantee that Lord Lu will recover within two days."

Hongmei was delighted, but then she was startled: "Two days?"

"Two days is the minimum time," Zhao Aotian smiled bitterly, gritted his teeth after a while, "Well, I'll think about it again and try to find one day..."

My husband, he only has two days of vacation left!

Hongmei hurriedly said, "The doctor has misunderstood. What I meant is that the time can be longer. As the saying goes, the disease is cured like a thread..."

This old man has the final say?
Glancing at Shen Qingyun and not getting any hint, Zhao Aotian stood up and said, "As you wish, I'll take my leave...Friend Shen, will you see me off?"

On the way out of the house.

Zhao Aotian said bitterly: "Is Lu Jingli very busy on weekdays?"

"Senior Zhao," Shen Qingyun sighed, "It can be said that no one in the entire Qinwu court is busier than him."

"That's even more wrong."

"Uh, what do you mean?"

Zhao Aotian leaned closer and whispered, "During the physical examination of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department last year, I was impressed by him and gave him some advice, but...he didn't take it seriously?"

I've remembered for Brother Lu that he shouldn't take any tonic medicine or supplements!

Shen Qingyun asked tentatively: "Senior, what aspect are you referring to?"

Zhao Aotian hesitated for a moment: "I haven't heard that he has a family before."

Shen Qingyun was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand something. He touched his nose and said, "Senior Zhao, Brother Lu and Sister Hongmei got together at the end of the year, but they haven't gotten married yet."

Nine out of ten houses are empty before they even get married, and if they want to get married...

Zhao Aotian calculated how much money his grandson should pay for the marriage, and then he said with emotion: "I thought he had self-awareness for not getting married."

At this point, Shen Qingyun understood and said hurriedly: "I will advise Brother Lu to take a good rest later..."

"I'm afraid it will be difficult."

"what?"

Zhao Aotian stood outside the mansion and sighed deeply: "I won't hide it from you, my friend. I found that he is still using the tiger and wolf medicine."

Shen Qingyun's face changed: "Not really, Brother Lu is very sensible."

Proportionate?

If he had some sense, he could find a thirty-year-old woman who would make me run away when I saw her.
"I don't know about this," Zhao Aotian thought for a while and added, "He was born with a deficiency of kidney water, so it's hard for him to have children. And now... It depends on what you want to say. Do you want to tell him?"

Shen Qingyun was so shocked that he even forgot to send him off.

"My goodness, Brother Lu is having so much fun at home?"

Return the medicine to the tigers and wolves!
"Where did he get all this stuff?"

The first thing that came to mind was the Tuoba brothers.

"These two brothers often give their colleagues such things. I'm afraid that in addition to Brother Liu's red dates, wolfberries, astragalus and seahorse powder, they also gave other things?"

Thinking.

Huo Xiu and Tian Yanzi arrived.

When Shen Qingyun explained the situation, Tian Yanzi smiled and said, "It's okay. I know a little bit about medicine. Let's go and take a look."

Huo Xiu was about to follow when he was stopped by Shen Qingyun.

"You..." Huo Xiu's heart skipped a beat, and he had a bad feeling. "What's the matter?"

When Shen Qingyun told Huo Xiu what Zhao Aotian said, Huo Xiu became so angry that he was emitting smoke.

"That's right. I noticed it the day before yesterday. I thought Xiao Lu knew the limits, but I didn't expect..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Sir, I feel something is not right. When Brother Lu returned to the company the day before yesterday, he was given the treasure by Senior Tian Yanzi. Logically, he should be blessed by good fortune. How could this happen?"

Huo Xiu then understood why Shen Qingyun invited Tian Yanzi to come, and nodded, "I understand, let's go."

When the two entered the room, they heard Lu Buxian recreating the scene in a slightly energetic voice.

"When I heard Tuoba Qian's voice, I was so angry that I threw the microphone away, but it bounced back and hit me on the head..."

Huo Xiu and Shen Qingyun looked at each other.

"Xiao Shen, how many times did you hit Xiao Lu?"

"About thirty times. Brother Lu's attitude is super good..."

For more than thirty times, you don't treat Xiao Lu as a human being!

Huo Xiu thought about it, and after considering the situation in which someone had come to him thirty times during office hours, he chose to forgive Tuoba Qian.

"This son of a bitch is unlucky. Xiao Lu is so angry that I let you light it up."

But that’s not the point.

If it was just a matter of Lu Niu dying while plowing the fields, Huo Xiu would not have suspected Tian Yanzi.

"I can even faint if I throw a microphone..."

I, Xiao Lu, have been baptized and blessed by you, Tian Yanzi!
Huo Xiu and Shen Qingyun looked at each other, and Qi Zhanzhan looked at Tian Yanzi.

Tian Yanzi suddenly felt a tingling sensation on his back, feeling annoyed but not panicking.

"This old man's mouth is not long for nothing..."

He was certain in his heart, and he sighed to Lu Buxian: "I forgot to tell you that day in the shop that you should not take too much of the Tianyan Dunshi Shell."

That turtle shell is called the Tianyan Escape Shell?
Lü Buxian was stunned and said, "Senior, I, I was convinced in three attempts."

"As the saying goes, when adversity reaches its peak, good times will come," Tian Yanzi sighed, "It goes round and round, and when good times come, adversity will come. This is the eternal law of heaven and earth, and it cannot be reversed."

Is our Brother Lu too nice?
While Shen Qingyun was still pondering, Huo Xiu sighed, "You may not know, but Xiao Lu has had a hard life since childhood..."

"Master Huo," Tian Yan said with a smile, "Thirty-two years is but a fleeting moment for me. However, in this fleeting moment in life, there is something that makes me gasp."

Huo Xiu was puzzled: "What's the matter?"

Tian Yanzi thought about it and chose to transmit the message.

puff!
Shen Qingyun and Lu Buxian both looked at Huo Xiu who was furious.

Huo Xiu suppressed his shock with great willpower and said with a faint smile: "So that's how it is. Daoist friend, after hearing what you said, I suddenly understand. You are worthy of being a Taoist friend. I admire you..."

After saying a bunch of nonsense, he asked, "Do you have any good ideas?"

"Of course there is, but..." Tian Yanzi said lightly, "I don't know if he is willing to seize this opportunity."

Lu Buxian struggled to get up but failed, and said hurriedly, "I am willing."

"That's great," Tian Yanzi smiled, "I'm just doing something for your Majesty. When you're better, you can stay by my side."

After seeing Tian Yanzi off, Shen Qingyun had a few more questions.

Seeing that Huo Xiu didn't say anything, he pondered for a while and asked a question.

"Sir, Senior Tian Yanzi, what can you do for His Majesty?"

Huo Xiu sighed, "Silky and experienced."

Shen Qingyun's hair stood on end: "Fighting poison with poison?"

"It doesn't matter," Huo Xiu sighed, "As long as Xiao Lu's life is safe."

"Sir," Shen Qingyun thought more and more that something was wrong, "This matter is somewhat coincidental. I'm afraid that Senior Tian Yanzi had already calculated that Brother Lu would have this disaster, and he took advantage of this to take advantage of him..."

This is what I think too!

After pondering for a moment, Shao Qing ordered: "It's useless to speculate on this matter. It's the department... Humph, they really dare to send anything! You go back and let Brother Tuoba go to the horse station..."

Shen Qingyun was stunned and asked, "Sir, why are you going to the horse prison?"

"Selling aphrodisiacs to donkeys!" Huo Xiu walked into the main room with his sleeves swung. "Donkeys won't buy them. Let them digest them themselves!"

"This time, I stand for the adults!"

Shen Qingyun took the order and left.

Ministry of War.

Arsenal Department.

Shen Weilong is slacking off.

As he felt around, he finally discovered that something was wrong in the public housing.

I looked up and around, but found nothing.

At this time, Ge Huai entered the public housing complex and passed by Shen Weilong. He leaned down and whispered, "Weilong, here."

Looking down, he saw it was a knife. Shen Weilong looked up in confusion and was about to speak when he saw that the three long flowing beards of Ge Huai were gone.

"What's this?"

"Don't ask," Ge Huai lowered his voice, "Our Ministry of War is relatively late. The other five ministries shaved their heads off this morning. Our Yu Bu Tang, who has been raising a young man named Willow Leaf for many years, has just announced his retirement..."

Shen Weilong swept his spiritual sense over all the departments and was suddenly speechless.

"No."

"Weilong, listen to my advice. If it is groundless, how could Yu Butang..."

Ge Huai was halfway through his speech when he remembered that the person in front of him was Shen Weilong, and immediately sat down in dismay.

"When I fart."

Shen Weilong shook the newspaper in his hand: "Yes."

"But Weilong," Ge Huai said sincerely, "in the six departments now, your chin may be the only one that matters. Even for our sake, please take good care of it."

After hearing these words, everyone in the public housing unit turned to Shen Weilong and bowed to him.

Is it time to improve the friendship among colleagues?
Shen Weilong thought for a moment and said in a deep voice: "Of course, don't worry, there is no one in the world who can touch my beard."

Everyone was speechless with admiration and bowed again.

(End of this chapter)