My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 437 I’m here to help, this plan is quite effective!

Forbidden martial arts department.

Horse supervisor.

Donkey stable.

One hundred and eighty female donkeys stood in a row.

Female donkey A: "What are you doing?"

Female donkey B: "I know you can't ask for it."

Female donkey C: "Don't panic, I have a suggestion. You can follow my instructions later. Is that okay?"

All the donkeys nodded.

Outside the stable.

A dozen petty officials stood by and watched with their arms folded.

"The head of the Law Department is here, what's going on?"

"Isn't this a donkey dissection conference?"

"It could also be that they are just getting rid of the donkey after it has done its job. The head of the Law Department has always been treacherous in his actions."

"Stay calm, it's okay if there's just one, but I won't panic at all if there's two."

"how do I say this?"

"Do you need two big guys to fuck me?"

"Your angle is quite novel."

……

In front of the stable.

There is a curtain, a table, and two people.

"elder brother……"

"No, you are my ancestor!"

"What time is it? Stop joking..."

"Get lost, don't call me that in the future...hiss, the one who came to supervise the execution...wasn't Brother Shen, but Tang Jingli?"

"It's over. This is my last chance to survive... Brother, I'm sorry, I lied to you. In fact, I have saved no less than 10,000 taels of silver in the past six months. To express my apology, I'll treat you to Yingchun Tower. You can stay as long as you want!"

"Tuoba bastard, today we are no longer friends!"

……

Tang Lin knew nothing and was completely confused.

Fortunately, I can still communicate with Shen Qingyun.

"Brother Shen, what are the rules for this matter?"

"According to the adults' wishes, Brother Tuoba is selling aphrodisiacs, and you can just sell them out."

"Oh, it's not a big deal. The Forbidden Weapons Department has quite a lot of demand for this. Haha, it makes me want to sell some occasionally."

"Brother Tang, let them sell it to the donkey."

"Haha, a donkey too..." Tang Lin paused, "Has he committed a capital crime?"

"Ahaha, not really..."

There was silence for a long time, and it seemed that Shen Qingyun on the other end didn't know what to say.

"Brother Tang, please record the whole process and help if you can, but don't get yourself involved. I'm busy for a while, I'll talk later..."

Tsk, it sounds like this is still a high-end game?

Tang Lin glanced at the two brothers who were sitting restlessly, walked up and said with a smile: "Okay, let's get started. The sooner we sell out, the sooner we can finish work."

The two brothers gave Tang Lin a flattering smile, then looked at each other, then snorted and turned their heads away, ignoring each other.

Even though they ignored them, they were still quick to grope under the table and took out a bunch of medicine bottles and put them on the table.

Tuoba Tian glanced at his brother's inventory and his eyelids twitched.

"Each one is more fierce than the other, do you want to die?"

Tuoba Qian glanced at his brother's collection and his eyes turned red.

"You have these top-grade products, but you just watch your brother use inferior ones? Tuoba Tian, ​​you are not a human being!"

Tuoba Tian felt a little nervous and cursed in a voice transmission: "It's time, think about how to sell it, otherwise... you will have a good meal this time!"

The two brothers stopped confronting each other and the moment they returned to reality, they wanted to escape again.

“Can we sell even one bottle of this?” Tuoba Tian was having trouble breathing.

"What did we do wrong?" Tuoba Qian wanted to cry but had no tears.

As if he had heard his brother's self-questioning, Tuoba Tian couldn't help but curse again through voice transmission.

"Who told you to spread rumors about Lu's experience?"

"I was spreading rumors? If it weren't for me, Lu Jingli would still be unconscious!"

"Then tell me, why did the adults target you like this... Woohoo, I am so damn innocent!"

"Brother, don't cry. A bunch of horsemen are just watching you make fun of us. We are just selling aphrodisiacs. With our intelligence, there is no way we can't sell them!"

……

After some psychological preparation, the two brothers took a deep breath.

The two of them looked so cheered up that Tang Lin cried.

"Such a famous scene... I will sell everything I have to buy a stone to commemorate it!"

Tuoba Tian shouted first.

"Dang Yang San, ah, ah, Dang Yang San, a bottle of Dang Yang San for one penny..."

All the female donkeys: ???

All the horsemen: ???

Tuoba Qian slowly turned his head to look at his brother, his nostrils grew bigger and he pursed his lips to hold back a smile.

Tuoba Tian glared at him: "If you can do it, go ahead!"

Tuoba Qian thought for a moment, raised his head and shouted, "Today, I made a decision that goes against my ancestors and will..."

Fuck you!
Tuoba Tian kicked him out.

"Hey, hey, hey," Tang Lin waved his hands and shouted, "You two, please record the whole process. Don't make it difficult for me."

Tuoba Tian smiled bitterly.

"Tang Jingli, tell me this... I would rather let you let me fight in the battlefield, or die for my country!"

Tang Lin smiled and said, "Nothing is difficult in this world if one is determined."

The two brothers were in sync and clasped their fists together: "Please give me some advice, Mr. Tang. I will definitely repay you for your kindness!"

Brother Shen doesn't let me participate too much...

Tang Lin thought about it and looked at the horseman beside him.

"Just looking at it doesn't make sense, why don't you guys take part in it?"

Liu Qian's scalp tingled, and he cupped his hands and said, "Mr. Tang, I'm afraid we are not qualified to participate in such...national affairs."

"That's right," Tang Lin thought for a moment and said with a smile, "I can be a stooge."

The Tuoba brothers' eyes lit up: "This is a good idea!"

Working as a donkey? A female donkey? Selling aphrodisiac? The horse herders were very convinced and complained crazily.

"This Tang Jingli is probably not a human being..."

"Shh, other monks can read minds!"

"you sure?"

"Sure!"

"Tang Jingli, I'm going to fuck your grandma!"

……

Liu Qian was unhappy.

"After all, I am an official..."

With determination in his mind, he commanded his subordinates with his gaze.

"Everyone, come forward!"

Government office.

Huo Xiu went to meet with the three chief judges including Qin Fuyin for the final communication on the case.

Shen Qingyun felt that he was not qualified to participate in the meetings at the department level, so he went to Niu Weiwu to get some spiritual tea.

"Brother Shen, do you want to..." Niu Weiwu pointed to his head.

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Mr. Niu, this is totally unnecessary. Besides, the master is here too."

Hearing that Huo Xiu was also there, Niu Weiwu gave up the idea of ​​spying with his spiritual sense and whispered, "Brother Shen, don't worry, I have inquired before..."

Shen Qingyun was a little irritated again, and said angrily: "Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Niu. I don't need to talk about the process of the investigation. It must have been extremely thrilling. Just tell me the result directly."

The result is three words, not very good.

"The guards and two commanders who participated in the fight were dismissed and exiled. As for Commander Mo Da of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, he is not in a bad condition..."

After listening to this, Shen Qingyun was dumbfounded.

"The reason they fought was really because of the beard?"

"Of course," Niu Weiwu was very happy, "Brother Shen, I'll recite the confession for you."

"Guard Commander A: 'What's wrong with us growing beards?'"

"Commander Mo Da: 'Can I enter the Forbidden Martial Arts Division by growing a beard? Everyone, people are different. You only see my beard, not my ability!'"

"The second commander of the personal guards: 'You also call your beard a beard?'"

After waiting for a while, Shen Qingyun was stunned: "No more?"

"Just do it directly," Niu Weiwu laughed so hard, "Commander Mo spat in someone else's face. This shows that he is well versed in the law."

Use spitting to make others take the first step...

"My Lord, you will surely be very pleased to learn of this!"

Of course, it is also possible that the adults have already warned you...

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and felt relieved.

The crime of Commander Mo Da was, at most, fighting in public, and he was still behind the times, not wearing his official uniform, and when the government patrol came, he voluntarily gave up the attack, and...

"Commander Mo Da took on seventeen alone," Niu Weiwu gave a thumbs up, "If he hadn't surrendered and got beaten a few times in the end, it would have been a complete victory. Brother Shen, is there such a hidden talent in the Forbidden Martial Arts Division?"

That is, at this very moment, there are still two talented people selling aphrodisiacs to female donkeys.

Shen Qingyun wanted to touch his nose again, and felt a little pain at the tip of his nose. He endured it and changed the subject.

"Mr. Niu has only been in Qinwu's officialdom for less than half a year, and he has made such progress. I really admire him."

Niu Weiwu was ashamed and said sincerely: "If it weren't for Uncle Shen's advice, I wouldn't have been an official... Hey, speaking of being an official, Brother Shen, something big happened today!"

While Shen Qingyun was still hesitating whether he should listen, Niu Weiwu had already said it.

"All the people in the six ministries and nine temples, above the sixth rank, must shave their beards!"

Shen Qingyun was shocked and asked, "What happened?"

"It's because of this incident," Niu Weiwu sighed, "Twelve spirit boats flew to the twelve states this morning. What a terrible commotion! When the officials heard that this incident was related to Hu Zi, wasn't this like cutting off the firewood from the bottom of the pot?"

Shen Qingyun was stunned: "You even know where the imperial edict is delivered?"

Niu Weiwu smiled without saying anything and winked at Shen Qingyun.

"I admire you so much!" Shen Qingyun cupped his hands and said with emotion, "No wonder Senior Niu planned to arrange a blind date for Young Master Niu. Young Master Niu's all-round progress is truly..."

"Blind date?" Niu Weiwu's face darkened, and he stood up: "I'll arrange a blind date for him!"

Shen Qingyun was stunned.

"Is this...Mr. Niu's filial piety?"

Before he could speak, a clerk knocked on the door.

"Niu Zhizhong, Judge Shen, the Lord wants to see you."

Just as Shen Qingyun was about to stand up, Niu Weiwu cursed, "Just go if the master says so. What's the matter?"

Niu is mighty, truly worthy of the name!

Half an hour later, Huo Xiu and Shen Qingyun were escorted out of the government office. Prefect Tan looked at Shen Qingyun and said with a smile, "Little Shen, come over and sit with us when you are free. Give us some guidance on how to be a good warrior."

Shen Qingyun was obsessed with Prefect Qin's smooth chin and was slow to respond.

Huo Xiu smiled and said, "Oh, from what I heard, Xiao Tan is very proud of Niu Weiwu?"

"Haha, he's nothing like your little Shen. He's just a young calf that's not afraid of a tiger, and his recklessness shocks all heroes..."

A few steps away from the government office, Huo Xiu wondered, "What kind of heaven-defying thing did Niu Weiwu do again?"

"I haven't heard of it." Shen Qingyun didn't dare to say that Niu Weiwu's hand could reach far. After thinking for a while, he said, "But Master Niu is indeed very capable. My lord, I'm afraid that the government office will have to help in this sports meeting..."

"Well, that's right," Huo Xiu sighed, "The sports meet is the top priority, but the troops... in a few days, I'm afraid you will all have to move around."

Shen Qingyun said with a bitter face: "Sir, I haven't got any new products from our store yet... Please taste them."

Otherwise, Xiao Shen is thoughtful!

"If I hadn't been so kind, I wouldn't have owed Your Majesty five servings of spicy chicken!"

After hesitating for a while, he pretended to be casual and said, "They are almost the same as the spicy chicken?"

"Well, there are a lot of varieties and flavors..."

"Well, that's not a problem. I'm just worried that the dishes will be too monotonous... By the way, how much do you plan to sell the pepper and sesame chicken for?"

"I'm not sure yet. The shopkeeper calculated it this morning and it's at least three taels of silver..."

Three five fifteen!

A portion of small rhino meat is gone!
Huo Xiu felt a pain in his heart and frowned, "Half a chicken costs three taels of silver, I'm afraid it's a bit expensive."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Sir, this is just the cost. If you really want to sell it, you have to add a 50% gross profit."

"This expensive spicy chicken feels strange to me!"

Huo Xiu was so angry that he didn't want to let it go, but he passed by a small shop...

"Our shop has a new product, pepper and sesame chicken. Welcome to try it!"

Shen Qingyun walked a little further out of inertia and looked back. Huo Xiu was doing the moonwalk in front of the food tasting booth, looking very graceful.

"Xiao Shen..."

"What are your orders, sir?"

"It's so expensive, and you can even give a taste test?"

"Well, I don't manage the business. It's probably the boss's marketing strategy."

"I'm afraid that we'll sell inferior goods as good ones and ruin our reputation."

"Your Excellency is right in your concern... Fortunately, Your Excellency is here. If Your Excellency does not mind..."

Huo Xiu said calmly: "It's just you, Xiao Shen. If it's anyone else, I'll have to scold them. Just try it."

After a stick of incense.

“It tastes good, but the chicken is at least two months younger, which affects the taste.”

"Thank you for your comments, sir. Have a nice day."

After watching the boss and the master leave, the shop employees looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Boss, do you still want to try it?"

"Eat shit!" the shopkeeper muttered, "All eight chickens are gone, time to close the stall!"

"Shopkeeper, I also ordered a cup of lemon green tea."

"Oh, my contempt that has nowhere to go..."

to afternoon.

Commander Mo Da was released back to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department.

The results of the joint trial by the three courts were also brought back.

"Good boy, dismissal?"

"Commander Mo Da couldn't even cry anymore!"

"Well... I heard that Commander Mo cried because his beard was shaved?"

"Fuck it, it wasn't Commander Mo who started it first, so on what basis!"

"We are the Forbidden Martial Arts Department. I heard that the three judges shaved their beards to prove their determination in order to try this case!"

"Let them just pray that they don't fall into our hands!"

……

The donkeys in the office seemed to be speaking up for Commander Mo Da, and their cries rose and fell one after another.

Huo Xiu glanced at the chaotic scene, then looked at the Tuoba brothers who were wiping their tears not far away, and said speechlessly: "Such a big scumbag, why are you still crying?"

Shen Qingyun pursed his lips.

Tang Lin sighed, "Sir, selling aphrodisiacs to donkeys is a matter of unprecedented difficulty."

"Ha," Huo Xiu sneered, "What a weird toilet!"

Shen Qingyun almost vomited.

"Sir!" The two Tuoba brothers were fed up and walked over and said loudly, "Whoever can sell a copy will be called Grandpa by me!"

Huo Xiu said calmly: "Xiao Shen, come on!"

Sir, what is the grudge or hatred?

Shen Qingyun hesitated to move forward.

Tang Lin also advised: "Sir, Brother Shen is certainly capable, but there is no need to show off like this."

The two Tuoba brothers exchanged glances.

"I'm afraid even Brother Shen is mysterious!"

"So, sir, are you using Brother Shen to frame us?"

"Most likely, you know we respect Brother Shen, but this time... Brother, I don't want to eat a full meal of aphrodisiacs!"

"Give it a try, it's not a loss to call Brother Shen grandpa!"

……

With a plan in mind, the two brothers cupped their hands and said in unison: "Sir, Brother Shen is probably in trouble!"

Hey, you two friendly forces!
Shen Qingyun was stunned for a while, touched his nose, walked to the table, and looked down...

"Dang Yang San, trembling voice, quick girl pill, spring hidden under the tongue, sleepless formula..."

Long insight!

He raised his head and spit out the names of dozens of aphrodisiacs, then looked at Liu Qian.

"Please, Liu Majian, send some corn stalks over..."

Seeing this scene, Huo Xiu became a little curious.

The two Tuoba brothers were a little panicked.

"Brother, can Brother Shen really sell it?"

"You're still thinking about this?"

"If you don't think about this, what else can you think about?"

"I'm wondering what methods our father will use to deal with us..."

"Why? Just because we called you grandpa?"

"Is it possible... that it's because he found a new father?"

……

After a while, everything was ready.

Shen Qingyun fiddled with it for a while, and when he was done, he raised the thing in his hand, mustered up his courage, and shouted to the donkey in the stable: "Corn stalks are scattered everywhere, welcome to try them!"

The words just fell...

Female donkey C didn't even bother to blink, she just kicked her hooves and jumped over the trough.

"Haha, don't be impatient, it's time for a tasting. There's something for everyone..."

Female donkey C chewed corn stalks and went back to the trough, where she was greeted by the contemptuous looks of her sisters.

"You're a bunch of idiots. I'm taking the blame for you!"

Donkey B: "You're screwed!"

Female donkey A: "I don't believe it. What the hell did you do?"

Female donkey C: "This is a honey trap... I'll do it obediently, this trick is quite effective!"

The female donkeys watched A Bing rush to the stallion trough next door in silence.

After a while, the corn stalks were swaying and making sweet sounds like an aphrodisiac, and the test subjects ate all of them.

A group of horse herders, led by Liu Qian, stood nearby and clapped in unison.

Tang Lin and the Tuoba brothers were extremely convinced.

"That's Brother Shen!"

Looking back, Huo Xiu's old face turned green.

Sir, this is...

Tang Lin realized something and said with a smile: "Sir, although it is a food tasting, it is also a sales method. Brother Shen is not cheating."

What the hell do I care whether it’s sold or not!

"I just tried sixteen plates of spicy chicken!"

Huo Xiu felt guilty about this soft rejection. After all, Brother Liu, whom Xiao Shen cared about, was still suffering outside, and he had just asked Xiao Shen to sell aphrodisiacs...

After thinking for a while, he looked at the Tuoba brothers.

"It's fine if he has no ability, but he just messes around every day. As a great commander, he got into trouble in the law department because of a fight with a beard. He sent aphrodisiacs everywhere, and even dared to send them to his superiors. He has absolutely no respect for the law!"

The Tuoba brothers were all ready to call him grandpa, but upon hearing this, they lowered their heads and listened to the scolding.

As he listened, he raised his head with a look of surprise.

"Sir, I didn't give it to Lu Jingli."

"Sir, we swear to heaven!"

Seeing that the two did not seem to be faking it, Huo Xiu became even angrier.

"Well, besides you two, there is someone else who secretly sent aphrodisiacs. Don't let me find out, otherwise..."

"That..." Tang Lin was a little flustered, wondering, "A pill that strengthens yang and produces sperm shouldn't be considered an aphrodisiac, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stared at Tang Lin.

Huo Xiu’s gaze: What do you think?

From the perspective of the Tuoba brothers: You, Tang Jingli, have not only ruined Lu Jingli's reputation, but also his kidneys!

Shen Qingyun’s gaze: Brother Tang…

Tang Lin sighed, and stood in a row with the Tuoba brothers, with the whole garden full of trembling voices and galloping horses galloping to the sky as the background, facing Shen Qingyun and bowing...

After accompanying Huo Xiu to inspect the little mule, Grandpa Shen rode his horse non-stop back home.

"Mom, I'm back. Where's Dad?"

"In the study, Qingyun, go slowly..."

"Dad, I'm back..." Pushing the door open, Shen Qingyun looked straight at his father's chin. Seeing that there was no change, he breathed a sigh of relief, but asked curiously, "Dad, I heard that all the officials in the six ministries have shaved their beards?"

Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "Yes."

"Haha, that's my dad!"

Shen Qingyun ran behind him happily, pinching his shoulders and patting his back, and his little mouth was full of sweet words.

"This is called doing what you should do and not doing what you shouldn't do. Thank you, Dad, for holding on to the last bit of purity, the last bit of...beard, for the Qinwu officialdom!"

"Hey, don't be so sure," Shen Weilong said, "How do you know there's no one else?"

Is there any ruthless person in the official career who can compete with my father?
"Dad, who is it?"

Shen Weilong thought for a moment: "Qin Moju?"

Damn it!

Shen Qingyun turned into lightning and walked around three times. After making sure there was nothing unusual, he returned in disappointment...

"Why should I go back? To listen to my father's fierce words or my mother's earnest teachings?"

After thinking about it, he went to the warehouse to pick up some things and ran to visit Huang's house.

(End of this chapter)