My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 440 Sir, I will not wear makeup or linen clothes, but a flat head... It is indeed difficult for me

City of Heavenly Punishment.

The king and his ministers finalized the plan and finished it at midnight.

The out-of-area denial plan was presented in detail to the army of the twelve states, and Qin Wu's situation, which was between life and death, was also demonstrated in the most profound way.

This plan is bold, risky, unheard of, and unthinkable.

Because of this, the scene it foreshadows is even more terrifying.

The reason is simple, if it is not necessary, why do it?
The generals wiped their cold sweats over and over again without stopping.

Before, they only saw that Qin Wu was gaining momentum after the Ten-Party Alliance, but they did not see that more than a million miles away, as long as Chu and Han were willing, there was a huge crisis that would doom Qin Wu to destruction.

Commander Feng, who was squatting in the middle of the imperial study, cried like a child out of shame.

Shame is not to blame.

Feng Liushou did not beat his son again in public.

After the discussion, he stepped out and bowed: "Father and son fight in the battlefield. I am willing to stay with my unfilial son and defend the enemy from afar."

Upon hearing this, Commander Feng's body trembled violently, and he felt an overwhelming sense of guilt that almost consumed his heart.

After a while, he stood up and stood in a row with his father, bowing without saying a word.

Qin Moju looked at the father and son and was silent for a long time.

"allow."

The ministers took their leave.

After leaving the imperial study, a tremendous and ruthless aura gradually brewed in the low and solemn atmosphere.

Huo Xiu curled his lips and left.

"Huo Tongzheng, stay!"

Feng Liushou quickly caught up and asked, "I saw Tongzheng retreating this morning. Does he seem to not want to be with us?"

Huo Xiu did not dodge the big hat he was facing, and said calmly: "The duties are different. You are generals who guard the country for His Majesty, and I just do some odd jobs. How can we be compared with you?"

Feng Liushou looked at Huo Xiu seriously and said, "We are ignorant and shallow, and we want to correct our mistakes and make amends."

Huo Xiu nodded: "Yes, yes, it is a great virtue to admit one's mistakes and correct them."

"In this case," Feng Liushou said with a smile, "We are all subjects, so we should work together."

Huo Xiu smiled and said, "Forget it this time."

Upon hearing this, all the generals looked over.

Feng Liushou sighed, "Lord Huo is a little unreasonable."

"Reason..." Huo Xiu thought for a moment, "What is the reason?"

"The principles of ruler and subject, the principles of right and wrong, the principles of colleagues."

Huo Xiu stared at Feng Liushou in a daze, then suddenly smiled.

"That makes sense."

"That……"

"When your majesty was only halfway through his life in Chu and Han," Huo Xiu turned and left, "after hearing what Feng Liushou said, I'm afraid he would die with a smile on his face."

Your Majesty... were only half-breathed?
It was like a bolt from the blue, hitting everyone.

Huo Xiu used a drastic measure and ruthlessly pushed the generals to their death.

After standing outside the imperial study for half an hour, the generals and commanders fled in shame until their teeth bled.

When they talked about the Imperial Study, they still had mixed thoughts in their minds.

At this moment, my mind is extremely clear and transparent, with only one thought left.

Qin Moju stood by the window with his hands behind his back, watching everyone leave.

"Lord Huo is more cruel than I am..."

He sighed, turned back to his desk, picked up the Out-of-Area Denial Plan and continued studying.

"I heard from Huo Xiu that Shen Qingyun chose not just three points, but hundreds. Master Qiu, please go and investigate..."

After thinking for a while, he ordered the eunuch to hang up the feng shui map.

The map is rough, with Qin Wu just a little on it.

Even so, the words "Chu" and "Han" are not seen on it.

At the end of the map, there is only a blue sea.

After looking at the three red dots for a long time, he murmured softly: "With Qin Wu's current strength, it is indeed the limit."

So, after exploring hundreds of points, what is Shen Qingyun planning to do?
Suddenly thinking of something, Qin Moju was stunned, then he laughed, felt relieved and secretly happy.

"I'm afraid it has something to do with the memorial to the Seven Clever Festival..."

The pressure brought by the complicated national affairs dissipated at this moment, and Qin Moju felt so comfortable that he almost flew into the sky.

"Collect it, and go to Yixin Palace!"

"I will follow your majesty's order, but..."

"Ok?"

The waiter Xiao Shunzi said hurriedly: "When the commanders came before, they all carried a box..."

I didn't notice this.

Qin Moju walked out of the imperial study, looked at the box placed next to him, and raised his chin.

"open to take a look."

The eunuchs took orders and opened the box carefully.

The aroma rushed into everyone's body and turned into two hands. One hand grabbed the intestines and the other hand crushed and pulled them, making a gurgling sound.

"Your Majesty, these are all classic snacks. I'm afraid they are presented to Your Majesty by the gentlemen?"

Hmm... I seem to smell the scent of something that Lord Huo ate casually!
Qin Moju swallowed hard and said calmly, "You still have me in your heart. Heat it up and send it to Yixin Palace."

Xiao Shunzi hurriedly took people to deliver the food boxes to the imperial kitchen. He did not allow outsiders to interfere, and he opened the boxes, took out the dishes, lit the fire and poured water by himself.

"Eh? Small shop?" A eunuch took out a piece of paper from the food box, "Master Shun, have all small shops opened in Yongzhou?"

Xiao Shunzi took the note and looked at it. It said:

Already paid

Shop
Order time: 3:30 pm
Delivery time: Immediate delivery
Pickup type: Delivery by delivery person

Order notes: Do not put the chicken in. Also: Ask the delivery man to stop by the Yongzhou military camp and give a message to my elder brother Du Kuo - rush to Tianzhen at night!
********************Product Information**********************
——No. A food box——

No need for tableware, I am the best at advocating environmental protection

5.54g of pepper chicken

A food box, four coins

Delivery fee: 3,000 taels
"

The information hidden in this note is so damn rich!

Xiao Shunzi pondered for a while, then silently took the note: "Take out all the notes in the food box and hand them over to me."

Yixin Hall.

The male and female chatted about family matters.

Zhong Qing could feel her husband's genuine relief, but she felt there was no need to ask more questions, so she talked about the small clothes, shoes and diapers she prepared for the baby in her belly...

Qin Moju imagined the child's future education, practice, and the affairs of his younger brothers and sisters.

Zhong Qing blushed when she heard this. She was about to twist the dragon's waist when a faint fragrance wafted over.

Qin Moju smiled and said, "You are in for a treat today, but my dear, you are pregnant, so you can only eat what you can eat, and I will take care of what you can't eat."

Zhong Qing pondered for a while, then understood what was going on. He laughed angrily and said, "Robbering my subjects?"

"Huh, am I that kind of person?"

"You sound a little guilty..."

"Haha," Qin Moju stood up, "From head to toe, there is not a single part of me that is weak!"

The eunuchs came in, and Zhong Qing did not dare to respond with any aggressive words. He stood up and walked to the round table.

After only three or four dishes were served, the male and female began to salivate.

"Your Majesty, this is much better than the food in the imperial kitchen."

"Yes, it will cost a lot of money... hehe!"

"What are you humming about, Your Majesty?"

"Let's not talk about this, Qing'er, try it first."

He sat down with Zhong Qing, picked up his chopsticks and tasted the food, his eyes gradually brightening.

Qin Moju walked around the table, locked onto his target, and frowned.

Delicious food is expensive, this is the truth.

The gifts given by the ministers are not too exaggerated, but...

"You don't need to send a dipping saucer, do you?"

When he locked onto a large dish of green juice through taste, he began to doubt his life.

After thinking for a while, he reached out for the disc, looked closely at it, and finally determined through smell and vision...

"It's chicken soup mixed with some kind of peppercorn dipping sauce!"

Lord Huo was not lying to me. I really just ate something to fill my stomach!
He even had a scene in his mind - Huo Xiu was in a fake shop, ordering a basket of steamed buns and a dipping sauce to quickly fill his stomach.

"No wonder Lord Huo hesitated that day. I'm afraid he felt that this item was not worthy of me..."

Seeing that her husband was so moved that his eyes were red, Zhong Qing hurriedly asked about the cause and effect.

When Qin Moju said this, Zhong Qing also sighed: "Since that incident, the old man has become more frugal, but he has helped so many children, Your Majesty..."

Qin Moju waved his hand.

"No need to say more. It was fine before, but now that he has entered the fifth realm, his life span has greatly increased. How can I let him live like a widower again?"

Zhong Qing smiled and said, "That's right, but we also have to consider the old man's own opinion."

"Haha, don't worry," Qin Moju sat down, eating and laughing, "In a few days, I will have someone put a condom on him."

"Who can get the old man to say something?"

"Haha, I can't say that," Qin Moju laughed and took out a small booklet from his pocket, "Let me take a look."

Zhong Qing put down his chopsticks in confusion, opened the booklet, and after reading a few lines, his eyes widened.

"Your Majesty, this... who came up with this idea? Aren't you afraid of being spit on by others?"

So, can you tell me who it is?

Qin Moju sighed and asked, "Is this method good?"

Zhong Qing endured the shock and finished watching it, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she said: "It's good, but... it's really offensive."

"That's fine. I like the rule about not wearing strange clothes the most." Qin Moju put down his chopsticks and stood up after eating half of it. "I will go write the imperial edict and make a quick decision!"

Xiuchunfang.

Du Fu.

"Where is my rebellious son?"

"In reply to the master, the young master has not returned for many days. I heard from his colleagues that he is still on a business trip."

"Damn it, he doesn't take care of his good wife but stays at home to fool around with that Du Kui all day long..."

……

After listening to half of the conversation from a distance, Du Kuo frowned and looked at Du Kui beside him.

"what's going on?"

Du Kui's face turned black: "It's either a rumor or slander!"

"A fly won't bite an egg without cracks. My son, you need to keep yourself clean..." Du Kuo sighed, glanced in the direction of Liu Mansion, and shouted, "Kui'er, don't make friends with everyone in the future. It's a small matter to ruin your reputation, but it will also ruin your integrity..."

Du Kui's face turned green: "Dad, listen to what you said!"

Mr. Du, who was sitting in a wheelchair nearby, looked like a romantic and talented man. Hearing this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You were crying so hard just now, and now you're making fun of your son?"

Du Kuo smiled bitterly and sighed, "Sadness and shame make me depressed. I still have to lead the army on a long expedition. How can I be depressed?" "What's the situation?"

"Your Majesty is..." Du Kuo paused for a moment and said, "Forgive me for waiting... Tsk, Kui'er, what on earth did Your Majesty encounter in Chu and Han?"

Du Kui's face changed several times, and he shook his head and said, "Dad, don't ask, I still want to live."

So terrifying?
Du Kuo's eyelids twitched a few times: "I just want to ask one question, Your Majesty... almost died?"

This is something we can talk about briefly.

Du Kui nodded and said softly: "Your Excellency left in time, otherwise..."

Upon hearing this, the Du Kuo brothers felt a pain in their hearts.

But think about it too.

Emperor Wu of Qin was only five realms away, and he pursued the five realms war gods of Chu and Han to the heartland of Chu and Han.

The Chu-Han Immortal Emperor is a veteran and powerful being among the six realms!

"How shameful..." Du Kuo sighed, anger and shame rising in his chest, "The Third Master will think it over carefully and swear to avenge His Majesty!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Third Master, are you behaving like that? Ahem... Ahem..." Third Master Du glared at Du Kuo, "I don't want to get involved, but I have something to ask..."

"What's the matter?"

"Where's the takeaway I ordered?"

Heaven's punishment is night.

Countless lines lit up in the dark.

Ninety-nine percent of the people at both ends of the line are dignitaries.

However, there were also residences of small officials that were lit up by high-ranking officials.

"Okay, put everything down, be gentle, don't disturb anyone..."

Sister Ge from the Liu Mansion had just said half of her words when the baby from the Huang Mansion started crying for milk at night.

Everyone looked at each other.

Sister Ge said angrily: "Move faster while we have cover!"

Everyone in the Liu Mansion had just put down their gifts and left...

The Du family also made a move, and the one who came was Du Kui.

Glancing at the pile of expensive gifts with the Chinese character "柳" on them, Du Kui said with a sweet smile, "What a generous gesture."

"Master, how about we go back and prepare another one?"

"Gifts don't have to be expensive," Du Kui thought for a moment, "Such a generous gesture would attract attention. Du and Liu are also old friends... never mind, I'll do you a favor and open the back door for the Liu family!"

Upon hearing this, the servants pursed their lips and lowered their heads to work.

The next morning.

As soon as Shen Qingyun walked out of the courtyard, he was stunned by the mountain of gifts.

"Is the Huang family going all out?"

Zhou Bo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Master, these were sent by the Liu and Du families. I have been carrying them all morning."

"Wow, what's going on..."

Shen Qingyun was speechless and hurried forward to investigate.

There were mountains of gifts, 60% of which belonged to the Liu Mansion. After unpacking them, they were all local specialties that did not violate any taboos.

"Uncle Zhou, do you have a gift list?"

Zhou Bo tremblingly took out a piece of paper and said, "Master, I don't have a gift list, but I do have two visiting cards."

A second-rank official sends a visiting card to my family?
Even though they had a good relationship, Shen Qingyun couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

"Fortunately, I am visiting my father," Shen Qingyun said with a relaxed look, returning the visiting card and smiling, "Uncle Zhou, give it to my father. I will be busy in the office these two days, so I won't go home. Also, if the Huang family sends anything else, I will politely decline, politely decline..."

After breakfast, Shen Qingyun left home as if escaping.

As soon as I arrived at the gate of the Jinwu Division, I saw a team of eunuchs coming out to announce the imperial decree.

"Master Shen?"

"Ah, it's Eunuch Shun, long time no see!"

Xiao Shunzi left the team with a smile and greeted Shen Qingyun.

A handshake during a greeting completes the transmission of the message.

Xiao Shunzi even blinked, which made Shen Qingyun confused and guilty.

Eunuch Shun is so brave!
"Does this count as collusion with the inner court?"

While wiping his sweat, he hid a handful of notes, took out two cups of lemon black tea, and walked into the company.

There was chaos in the office.

All the colleagues were blushing, shouting and running around to tell each other.

Just after hearing a few roars from his colleagues, Shen Qingyun felt even more guilty. Before he could slip through the wall into the Law Department, he was stopped by the quick-eyed and quick-handed Li Fei.

"Brother Shen..., Deputy Judge Du asked me to find you..."

"Ah, there must be something wrong, go, go, go!"

The Commander-in-Chief of the Fifth Army.

The eunuch was ordered to leave.

The generals from the twelve states looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Are you serious, Your Majesty?"

"I never thought that I would follow the trend of Heaven's Punishment and not only shave my beard overnight, but also..."

"Everyone, I am not a chatterbox, but there is one thing I must say. Yesterday, Huo Xiu seemed to have handed His Majesty a small booklet..."

"Fuck it, Huo Xiu is getting worse and worse as he gets older!"

……

Lu Buxian's public house.

It was very noisy.

In the past, Lu Buxian would most likely have been scolded, but today, he just kept silent.

When Shen Qingyun entered the room, everyone turned their heads.

Shen Qingyun forced himself to remain calm, frowned and said: "Everyone, this is..."

Lu Buxian took out a small booklet and said, "The palace just issued an order. Xiao Shen, take a look first."

Brother Lu, do you believe that I can recite it?
Shen Qingyun took the booklet and began to flip through it, his brows furrowed increasingly.

"This……"

Everyone waited for a long time, and only heard this word, so they were naturally dissatisfied.

"Brother Shen, give me some advice!"

Shen Qingyun closed the book and sighed, "Everyone, the decree has been issued... How about we go and ask the adults what they think?"

Everyone nodded, and when they left the public housing unit, they ran into Huo Xiu who had arrived late.

Huo Xiu wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Sir, the palace has just issued an order..."

"Come into the house and talk."

Huo Xiu walked into the room leisurely, made himself some tea and sat down, then took the booklet...

But it doesn't open.

"Xiao Shen's killer weapon is very powerful. Fortunately, I dodged it yesterday..."

Well, let me see what Xiao Shen’s ultimate weapon looks like.

Opening the title page, a row of small words caught my eye: "The appearance and manners of Qinwu officials are standardized."

Holding back the throb in his heart, he said calmly, "Well, there are indeed rules for appearance, and the Ministry of Rites is not full of people who just sit there doing nothing."

Your Excellency is wise!

Shen Qingyun gave Huo Xiu an admiring look, which happened to coincide with Huo Xiu's look that said, "You kid'd better not involve me."

Lu Buxian sighed and said, "Sir, please look down."

When Huo Xiu turned to the second page, his hands began to tremble.

"Officials of the imperial court should behave in a dignified manner and be neat and tidy. Their appearance should be in accordance with the principles of being timely, appropriate to the occasion, appropriate to the situation, appropriate to themselves, and appropriate to the rules, and they should maintain a capable image..."

"Officials should have a flat hairstyle and avoid dyeing or curling their hair..."

"Officials must have clean faces, no beards, no makeup (except for female officials), and must fully demonstrate a healthy and vigorous spirit..."

"Officials should dress neatly and naturally, simply and harmoniously. They should avoid wearing strange clothes or revealing accessories..."

……

After finishing reading, Huo Xiu closed the book and was too lazy to look at Shen Qingyun. He was silent for a long time before speaking.

"Everyone, what do you think?"

Everyone spoke up.

"My lord, you can't do this!"

"Sir, it's fine for other people, but I'm getting married soon. If I become a flat head, I'm afraid this marriage will be..."

"Lv Jingli, we can't just let it go like this, sir, what's wrong with putting on makeup?"

"Sir, I won't wear makeup or linen, but a flat head... it really makes it difficult for me!"

……

Shen Qingyun lowered his head, but there was no need to raise it. By listening to the content of the conversation, he could accurately judge who was speaking.

Everyone expressed their opinions, and finally Tang Lin, a cultivator who had jumped out of the Three Realms, couldn't help but speak up.

"My lord, if the storage bag is considered an ornament, I can accept it, but I cannot show it to the public... When I meet an enemy in the future, I will be slower than the enemy in every move!"

Huo Xiu nodded repeatedly, and finally looked at Shen Qingyun, who was not a human.

"Xiao Shen, what's your opinion?"

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is far-sighted. This move will probably be a top-down move, with officials taking the lead to set a good example for Qin Wu. I agree with it wholeheartedly, but..."

"But what?"

"But the details are negotiable."

"for example?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "For example, Brother Ma Yi, in addition to his official position in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, he also has other identities such as Madman Zhang San and Immortal Emperor. If you need special services, I think I can write a report and ask His Majesty for special approval."

Is it possible?

Everyone's eyes lit up.

Du Kui said first: "Brother Shen, there is also me!"

"Yes, yes, brother Du Kui is extremely talented. Sir, when working in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, you need to adapt to various environments..."

"Brother Shen, we, we..."

"You two should be thankful that the regulations do not require castration," Huo Xiu glanced at the Tuoba brothers, "Submit any petitions you have, Xiao Lu will examine them first, and I will present them to you..."

After saying this, Huo Xiu waved his hand and sent the man away.

Li Fei, who had been hesitant to speak, finally mustered up the courage to step forward and said, "Sir, this subordinate's beard..."

"You must keep this beard!" Huo Xiu said seriously, "It will be useful next time."

Li Fei's face turned pale.

Shen Qingyun followed everyone and tried to escape, but was still detained.

Huo Xiu looked very upset.

"I asked you to come up with an idea to get rid of the Banwu Division, not to drag down all the officials and soldiers of Qinwu."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Sir, you can write a report and get special approval."

"Let's go!"

(End of this chapter)