My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 441: It is unreasonable to disregard the rules just because I have some achievements.
Chapter 441: It is unreasonable to disregard the rules just because I have some achievements.
When the "Code of Conduct for Officials of Qin Wu" was published, all the officials of Qin Wu were worried.
If you want to talk about major policies, you can announce them in the form of imperial edicts, and even if the officials have complaints, they can only act according to the rules.
But when it comes to individual image, there are more complaints.
The more you complain, the bolder you become.
Most of the officials in the six ministries and nine government offices were considering whether to write a joint letter to implore His Majesty to revoke his order.
At this time, the commanders and chief generals of various armies came out of the Five Military Governor's Office, all with flat heads, and walked on the road to the imperial palace in a very arrogant manner.
"Pooh!"
"They are all third- and second-rank, and they are even more cowardly than me..."
"Everyone, this tastes wrong!"
"Think about it the other way around. If all the generals act like this, it shows how determined Your Majesty is to implement this rule."
"Father's love is like a mountain, the emperor's grace is immense, woooo woooo..."
"Oh! Goodbye, my iron bangs!"
"It doesn't matter if your bangs are gone. I have to find a way to grow them back!"
……
Ministry of War.
Arsenal House.
Ge Huai and Shen Weilong's desks were surrounded by their colleagues.
Shen Weilong paid no attention to the people around him and could not read the official report. He just drank sip after sip of the "red dates and wolfberries" soup.
For the time being, everyone's focus is not on him, but on Ge Huai.
To be precise, it is Ge Huai's Mediterranean.
The Mediterranean Sea is very unique, with dense forests around it and shiny and bright in the middle.
"It's easy for us to just shave it, but Brother Ge..."
"It's really hard to fix."
"Brother Ge, if it really doesn't work, can you ask your wife to lend you some money?"
"That's easy to say, how can I continue?"
"A wig..."
"I can tell from what I heard that you didn't study the regulations carefully. No accessories are allowed to be exposed!"
"Tsk tsk, this is pushing our brother Ge to death..."
"Everyone, in the same situation is our Yuanwailang."
……
As he spoke, Liu Zheng walked into the public housing with a sad face.
"You guys are so careless, how can you still have time to chat?" Liu Zheng scolded with a stern face, and then smiled gently at Shen Weilong, "Of course, this does not include Weilong..."
Shen Weilong nodded.
Look how carefree our official is!
Ge Huaikui said, "Sir Liu, does the Ministry have any new instructions on the standardization of the appearance of Qinwu officials?"
"What instructions do you want?" Liu Zheng glared, "Is your Majesty's instructions not enough, or are you planning to disobey your Majesty?"
"Master Liu, you know our situation..."
Liu Zheng took off his official hat and said, "Do you know about my situation?"
As soon as the bald man appeared, Ge Huai quickly covered his eyes.
"Okay, okay, if Yuanwailang is willing to take risks, why should I be afraid? I am just a coward!"
Liu Zheng put on his official hat, looked around, and said solemnly: "Starting tomorrow morning, when you go to the yamen to report, your appearance will be checked according to the regulations... The minister said that if you don't follow the regulations, he will personally help you to follow the regulations!"
Everyone turned pale and accepted the order.
After dealing with everyone, Liu Zheng turned around, supported his hands on the table, and looked at Shen Weilong with a smile.
"Weilong..."
Upon hearing this, everyone raised their heads again and made eye contact.
"It was fine if I shave before, but this time it's His Majesty's order..."
"Hehe, our mighty dragon has encountered a real dragon this time, so we have to learn to lie dormant."
"I'm afraid that Yuanwailang can't persuade me..."
"If the Yuanwailang can't persuade him, then there's the Shilang who can persuade him. If the Shilang can't persuade him, then he'll go to the Ministry!"
……
Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "Master Liu, what do you want?"
"I just ordered something," Liu Zheng complained, then smiled and said, "Is Weilong aware of the standardization of Qinwu officials' appearance?"
"Ah."
"What do you think?"
"pretty good."
"Haha!" Liu Zheng high-fived and laughed, "I was waiting for Wei Long to say that!"
The officials’ eyes lit up. Here it comes!
Ge Huai glanced at Shen Weilong opposite him and sighed inwardly.
"In the past, Liu Zheng would never have dared to persuade Wei Long..."
Therefore, this time, the Ministry of War will not only lose the last beard, but will also gain a flat head!
Ge Huai stared at Shen Weilong and began to imagine what he would look like with a flat head...
"It can be said that Weilong is the most consistent with the rules among all the military officials!" Liu Zheng was filled with emotion. "Weilong, if the minister and the vice minister knew about your attitude, I wonder how pleased they would be!"
Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "Then?"
"Then..." Liu Zheng smiled, "As the saying goes, attitude determines everything. Wei Long has the attitude, so nothing else matters..."
puff!
Liu Zheng looked at Ge Huai with a stern face: "It seems that Chief Ge has come up with a plan to level the heads?"
Ge Huai quickly wiped his mouth and lowered his head.
Seeing this, his colleagues were dumbfounded and quickly lowered their heads into their crotches, their faces full of hideous and distorted expressions.
“I didn’t expect it to be like this!”
"Attitude is everything? Bah!"
"Fuck it, Mr. Shen has a beard and hair..."
"God damn attitude is what matters!"
……
"What do you mean by other things are not important?" Shen Weilong asked in confusion, "I don't quite understand."
Liu Zheng heard this and looked righteous.
"Master Shen is young and strong, and is the backbone of the Ministry of War. He first had the Immortal-Breaking Crossbow, and then the Immortal-Slaying Crossbow. These two weapons are the backbone of the Qin Army. For this reason, I personally think that Master Shen's beard should not be shaved, and his hair should not be cut!"
really.
Everyone was stunned.
"Master Ge, do you think what I said is right or wrong?"
You're naming names?!
Ge Huai raised his head and said silently after a while: "What Lord Liu said... is not wrong."
Liu Zheng smiled and looked around the public housing: "My colleagues, what do you think?"
"What Yuanwailang said is true."
"Master Shen has made great contributions and can be regarded as the best in the Ministry of War!"
"Last year's commendation from the ministry fully confirmed this point!"
"Master Liu, Chief Shen is very popular among the people!"
……
Liu Zheng pressed his hands down and said with a smile, "In that case, I have a suggestion. Why don't we all submit a joint petition to ask for a special exception for Chief Shen?"
Are you fucking trying to stab us in the heart?
Everyone was so angry that they peed themselves.
Shen Weilong frowned and said in a deep voice: "Not very good."
puff……
Liu Zheng looked at Ge Huai.
Ge Huai was too lazy to wipe his mouth, and hurriedly said: "Brother Shen, just put your mind at ease, and leave this matter to us!"
"Very good," Liu Zheng said with a smile, "Let's ask Ge to write it for us and finalize it as soon as possible. After it's done... the Minister will treat us to a meal at Yingchun Tower!"
It’s still human work!
Everyone was secretly happy.
"Sir Liu, I still think it is inappropriate." Shen Weilong said in a deep voice.
Shen Weilong, Shen Weilong, do you know how hard the minister has worked to preserve your beard and hair?
"It's inappropriate for you to stay here..."
Liu Zheng's facial features twitched a few times, and he forced a smile and said, "What do you think is wrong with Weilong?"
"Norms are norms," Shen Weilong said calmly, "official business is official business, how can they be mixed up? It doesn't make sense to ignore the norms just because I have some achievements."
Ah, yes, yes!
After listening to this, Liu Zheng was so impressed that he said "I am convinced" in his heart.
"It's also possible that Shen Weilong wants to shave his beard and flatten his head?"
After thinking for a while, he asked carefully: "What does Weilong mean..."
When Ge Huai heard this, he began to imagine what Shen Weilong would look like with a flat head.
Shen Weilong said calmly: "No need for you to sign a petition together."
"Ah... Weilong, this is a token of my colleagues' kindness..."
"I understand."
Liu Zheng smiled bitterly.
"Since Weilong insisted, then... I can only say that Weilong has done his best in carrying out His Majesty's will. Don't you agree?"
Everyone nodded.
Shen Weilong said nothing, took two sips of wolfberry water from the cup, then picked up the court newspaper to read.
Ok?
Liu Zheng was slightly stunned, then smiled and said, "Okay, I won't bother Wei Long anymore... As for you, you should follow Wei Long's example, understand?"
"Yes, Mr.
After leaving the Armory, Liu Zheng slipped into the Minister's official quarters.
Qiu Huaizi was still worried.
After all, His Majesty's order had just been issued, and we were already discussing ways to disobey the order in a roundabout way. Anyone would be panicked if this happened to them.
Therefore, the best way is to start from the grassroots level.
It was suppressed three or five times by the Yuanwailang, Shilang, and ministers, and finally had to be reported to His Majesty, who granted an exception.
"Where's the joint book?"
"Forehead……"
Qiu Huaizi raised his eyebrows: "You can't even handle such a small matter, and your hair has turned white?"
Liu Zheng hurriedly said, "Minister, you misunderstood. It's not that they are unwilling to submit a joint petition, but... they were rejected by Wei Long."
"Reject?" Qiu Huaizi was stunned. "What does he want to do?"
"He originally said that regulations are regulations and official duties are official duties. It is unreasonable to disregard regulations just because I have achieved some results."
Qiu Huaizi glared: "Then he didn't shave before?"
Liu Zheng smiled bitterly and said, "I think it's probably because I didn't issue an order last time..."
"Fuck..." Qiu Huaizi sighed, "Wei Long's actions are indeed extraordinary. Are you sure?"
Liu Zheng nodded repeatedly: "What Weilong said in public, given his personality, it can't be a lie."
"That's true," Qiu Huaizi said with a smile, relieved, "It can be considered that a big trouble has been saved... OK, I will report to the Ministry immediately..."
"Minister, wait a minute!" Liu Zheng said bitterly, "Wei Long's big event is over, but this subordinate..."
Qiu Huaizi took off Liu Zhengguan's hat, then put it back on, and sighed, "It's hopeless."
"Minister, there is no need to remind me of this. I just want a solution."
Qiu Huaizi cursed, "Go to the Immortal City and find a solution yourself, and you still want to rely on me, get out!"
The turmoil caused by the regulations was mostly suppressed by the flat heads of the generals.
When Shen Qingyun returned to Buji Lane, he saw the combination of radish, bean sprouts and radish again.
However, compared with yesterday, the three Qin Wu spines all had flat heads and were neatly dressed.
Shen Qingyun felt that the three people's gazes on him were somewhat unpredictable, and he felt guilty and dared not look them in the eye.
"Qingyun, please stay!"
It really has nothing to do with me!
Shen Qingyun turned around and said with a smile: "Uncle, Brother Wenxi, Brother Wenle, what a coincidence..." "What's a coincidence?" Huang Wenle said kindly, "We came here specially to wait for Brother Qingyun."
"Ah, is there something wrong?"
The father and his two sons stepped forward and bowed together.
Shen Qingyun quickly turned sideways and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, this move really embarrasses Qingyun."
"Haha," Huang Xichen laughed, "Anyway, I've paid my respects to you. The Huang family is all rough and unrefined, so it's hard to find words to express my gratitude... I can only say one thing: Qingyun, just wait and see!"
"what?"
"Look at how our Huang family does things. Goodbye!"
Watching the three father and son enter the Huang Mansion, Shen Qingyun stood there in shock.
"Should I listen to this in reverse, or..."
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhou Bo waved at him at the gate.
"Uncle Zhou, what's wrong?"
Zhou Bo stepped aside.
Shen Qingyun leaned over and took a look, his face darkened: "Did our family provoke a whip nest?"
"Master, they were all sent by the Huang family."
"Uncle Zhou, please stop him!"
Bai Yi, who was standing by, covered her mouth and laughed, "Huang Wenle is holding Zhou Bo, and the other two are moving to the courtyard."
Zhou Bo said angrily, "If I wasn't afraid of hurting Huang's Erlang, I would never let them succeed."
"Okay, okay," Shen Qingyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Uncle Zhou, take a break. I'll do it."
While moving the whip, Shen Qingyun also figured out the reason why the Huang family gave the gift.
"Because of what the young master said, the three Huang family members petitioned the palace gate half a day earlier. Their sincerity was enough... and the new commander of the Imperial Guard was deeply moved. Therefore, he made an exception and accepted the three people."
Shen Qingyun asked curiously: "The new commander?"
"Oh," Zhou Bo patted his head, "I almost forgot that the servants in Madam Jing's house also sent some spring bamboo shoots over."
Mrs. Jing?
Shen Qingyun's heart moved.
"It's probably Lord Jingtian who has taken on a new position..."
After a busy work, the wax whip is back in place.
He couldn't help muttering as he washed his hands.
"Where did the Huang family get all these things? I'm afraid they swept away all the whips of the Heavenly Punishment City?"
No, no, it's not that I look down on the Huang family, but the Huang family really doesn't have this ability...
Just as he was thinking about it, there was a commotion outside the mansion.
When Shen Qingyun heard this, he quickly leaned over to look through the crack in the door.
I saw the Huang Mansion opposite, being surrounded by a group of yellow-shirted soldiers knocking on the door, including five or six wandering monks.
After a while, Huang Xichen, with his bare chest and a whip in hand, opened the door with a sullen face.
"What's the matter!"
"Guest, you promised us a five-star review, but you haven't given it yet!"
"Yes, sir. Not to mention the whips of Heaven's Punishment City, it's not difficult. We have collected all the whips within a thousand miles around for you..."
……
"Five shitty good stars!" Huang Xichen was furious when he heard this. "You damned rebellious son, I went to the Immortal Market with a hundred taels of gold notes and bought me three hundred kilograms of wax whips. You still dare to come to my house and ask for a good review?"
Good guy!
Shen Qingyun hurriedly closed the door tightly, his little face full of admiration.
"Extraordinary people, extraordinary things, I underestimated the Huang family!"
After calming himself down, he went to the main hall.
"mother!"
Yun Qianqian pulled her eyes away from the book, glanced at her son, and said with a smile: "Qingyun is back, hurry up and wash up, dinner will be ready soon."
"Okay, mom... okay."
Seeing that his mother was immersed in the book again, Shen Qingyun touched his nose and went to the backyard.
I looked up and saw that as soon as the fireworks came out of the chimney, they were like wild horses running wild.
"Sister Baiyi, let me guess, the main dish tonight is... mixed soup pot?"
"Master, you are really amazing, but this is not just an ordinary mixed soup pot."
"Sister Baiyi has improved it again?" Shen Qingyun curiously entered the kitchen, poked his head out, and turned away, "I am superficial, Sister Baiyi, just let the soup pot simmer, come out and help."
Baiyi rubbed her hands on her apron and went out to see the young master bringing a small stool and sitting upright.
"Master, what are you going to do?"
Shen Qingyun turned his head and smiled: "Teacher Tony, please give me a flat head that can destroy the punishment of heaven!"
Half an incense stick later, Baiyi invited Yun Qianqian over.
Yun Qianqian advised: "Qingyun, your hair is so black, long and straight, wouldn't it be a pity to cut it?"
"Mother, the court has regulations..."
"I think you just like it!"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Mom, that's what you said. I was ignorant when I was young, but now... I really can't go against the will of the Lord."
"Okay," Yun Qianqian said with a smile, "If you like it, then so be it. Besides, even with a flat head, our Qingyun is the most handsome!"
"Mom, you've come up with such a pattern all of a sudden!"
In the bronze mirror.
Long hair falling.
Shen Qingyun stared at his image of himself in his previous life, but he couldn't find his previous self anymore.
"He's so handsome that I feel like a stranger, eh..."
Upon hearing this, Baiyi couldn't even hold the scissors in her hand steadily.
"Haha, Master, you can't blame Baiyi if the haircut is bad!"
"You're right," Shen Qingyun stood up, holding the bronze mirror and turning his head left and right, "Sister Baiyi's skills are enough to destroy the Heavenly Punishment!"
After washing my hair and going to see Yun Qianqian again, Yun Qianqian was willing to put down the book.
"Come here quickly and let me take a good look."
Squatting in front of his mother, Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Are you still handsome?"
"Yeah, it's even more handsome than with long hair!" Yun Qianqian liked it very much, "If I had known this, I should have listened to Qingyun when I was a kid."
Shen Qingyun was speechless and said, "Mom, you are so careless in your hindsight."
“Hehehe,” Yun Qianqian laughed so hard that her body shook. “Okay, okay, it’s all mother’s fault. I shouldn’t have dressed you up as a girl…”
"Ah, Dad is back. I'm going to go find him!"
Watching her son run away, Yun Qianqian's eyes were full of light.
"father!"
"Ah."
"Hey, hey, hey, Dad," Shen Qingyun stopped Shen Weilong and whispered, "Mom is reading a lot of books, let's not disturb her..."
Is there such a good thing?
Shen Weilong turned around and walked towards the study without hesitation.
Father and son sit opposite each other.
Shen Qingyun refilled the thermos cup with water and asked, "Dad, have you heard about the grooming standards?"
"Ah."
"What do you think, Dad?"
"pretty good."
"Oh..." Shen Qingyun smiled, "Minister Qiu and the others...don't object?"
"Your Majesty's decree, what are they objecting to?" Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "But they don't want me to be like this."
really!
Shen Qingyun asked hurriedly: "What did you say?"
"They said the Arsenal had signed a petition to grant me special permission outside the regulations."
"Then what Dad meant was..."
Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "Norms are norms, and merits are merits. They cannot be confused."
Shen Qingyun opened his mouth wider than a koi fish and nodded slowly after a while.
"Well, Dad, this awareness is very high. Besides... there's nothing wrong with a flat head. Dad, look at me. Am I more handsome now?"
Shen Weilong looked at his son and felt that he was even more heroic, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Qingyun is indeed suitable for a flat head. If I had known this earlier..."
"Stop, stop," Shen Qingyun ran away, "Dad, wait a moment, I'll go and help you pester mom!"
Shen Weilong was very pleased when he heard this. He picked up a book on the table and opened it. It turned out to be a letter...
"My master has sent me this letter personally. I, the disciple, bow down in awe, kneel down to pay my respects, and stop to pay my respects. I will never let you go... Now we are planning the first Fan Guixumen Territory Cultivation World Games, but I don't know where to start. I hope the master can give me some guidance..."
After eating a hotpot of assorted whip soup with his parents and chatting for an hour or so, Shen Qingyun mentioned a business trip and that he had to make various preparations in the next two days, so he left home and headed towards the Forbidden Martial Arts Division where the lights were bright.
"In April, a total of 168 spirit boats were refined and purchased, including 108 in the first realm, 49 in the second realm, and 11 in the third realm..."
"Ninety-six Immortal-Destroying Crossbows, twelve Immortal-Slaying Crossbows..."
"There are 3,000 soldiers in each place. For those who are above the rebirth stage, another 300 will need to undergo the rebirth stage. Four soldiers from the fourth realm will be stationed in each place..."
"All from the Ministry of Law. Xiao Shen will lead the team ahead and work with the Mayi Clan to establish the first stronghold..."
……
The next day.
dawn.
Lights off.
The Forbidden Military Department was even busier.
At the entrance of the Ministry of War Yamen.
Yu Butang holds a booklet in his right hand and a pair of copper scissors in his left hand, acting as a real-life time clock.
Qiu Huaizi played supporting role on the side.
"Hats off!"
The man took off his official hat and waited in shamefully for the clock-in machine to clock in
Yu Butang took a look and said calmly, "It's a bit long. It should be half an inch shorter tomorrow. Also... take away the jade pendant on your waist."
The visitor bowed with a bitter face: "Yes, Lord Minister."
"Hey, hey, who is that!" Qiu Huaizi stood on tiptoe, looked into the distance and waved, "Ge Huai, why don't you go to the government office? Come here!"
Ge Huai, who was hesitating to move forward, came closer and had just started to flatter when Qiu Huaizi took off his official hat.
"Wow!" Qiu Huaizi retreated tactically, "You must have wasted a lot of ink, right?"
Yu Butang was shocked. He moved closer to take a closer look. The entire Mediterranean area was half an inch in size, and the middle... was also very dense, but not thick. It was all drawn one by one with tiny brush strokes.
"You..." Yu Butang was annoyed, "What should we do in the summer?"
Ge Huai said bitterly: "That can't be taken care of. Let's just deal with spring for now."
"Hey, go, go, you pass..."
At the last moment of going to the yamen, Shen Weilong arrived on time.
Yu Butang and Qiu Huaizi laughed at the same time.
"Weilong, it's not that I don't believe you..."
"We are just going through the motions."
Shen Weilong nodded and said in a deep voice: "The procedure must be followed."
After saying this, he took off his official hat.
"Mr. Minister, Mr. Minister, is it OK?"
"Ah...ah? Oh, that's enough, that's enough...Weilong, please..."
Shen Weilong put on his official hat and entered the yamen.
One was of the third rank, the other of the fourth rank, they turned their heads and saw him off in a daze.
"Qiu Huaizi, this is different from what you said, isn't it?"
Qiu Huaizi was stunned for a long time and his face turned pale.
"My Lord, I'm afraid there was a misunderstanding..."
"What's the misunderstanding?"
"What Weilong means is that norms are norms, and merits are merits. The two are irrelevant..."
"Then?"
"And then... then he simply wanted to disobey the order!"
Yu Butang was dumbfounded: "So even if I have no merit, you still ignore me?"
(End of this chapter)
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