My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Mozhou→Yanzhou.

Shen Qingyun and Luo Yong ran around east and west, and the Shen clan members formed a group to complete their mission of cultivating immortals.

The good news is that except for Shen Weilong who has the worst aptitude, Shen Weihu, Yun Rang, Yun Xi and Shen Mingjing have average aptitude, and the difficulty of cultivating immortals has dropped sharply.

The bad news is...

"It's only been half a year, and there's already another former uncle!"

I don’t even change clothes so frequently!
Shen Qingyun took out a pen and touched his notebook in disappointment.

Luo Yong was curious, he leaned over to take a look, his eyes widened.

"Brother, you must have received a lot of New Year's money this year, right?"

"New Year's money?" Shen Qingyun curled his lips, "My uncle is a flowing uncle, but he is not flowing!"

Luo Yong was so happy that he gritted his teeth, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help clapping his hands.

"Your uncle is a coward, your aunt is a bit eccentric, your eldest aunt...is not good at finding an uncle for you, only your second uncle is more serious."

Shen Qingyun was happy.

"My second uncle? Seriously? Brother Yong, have you forgotten that my second uncle invited you to drink tonight?"

"That can't be."

"Dear, I suggest you give up drinking for a day!"

"I'm just kidding. I don't mean to look down on your uncle, but a mere mortal..."

"We'll see!"

After returning to the City of Condemnation, the two went straight to the competition venue.

There is a gymnastics team elimination round today.

Shen Qingyun wants to participate and Luo Yong wants to shoot.

"I want to see if you are worthy of the title of the best gymnast."

Shen Qingyun looked up at the sky with his hands behind his back: "Brother Yong, whether you take the photo or not does not affect this."

“Hahaha, brother, you’re using your domineering power against the wrong enemy. Don’t let it go in the first round!”

joke!

Watching Luo Yong leave, Shen Qingyun couldn't help laughing.

As he laughed, he subconsciously glanced at the children's group.

"Hehe, it's not my fault, it's the referee's fault..."

Since the level is too high for you to understand, I can only lower my own standards!
"What do you mean by invincible? At a lower level, I can be even more powerful, wow, haha..."

not far away.

Liu Gaosheng and his brothers looked at Shen Qingyun.

"What is Brother Shen standing there laughing at?"

"I'm afraid he's thinking of something good..."

"I've never seen Brother Shen be so unbridled and unruly."

"Brother Liu, how are things going with Lu Qianshi's withdrawal from the competition?"

"Don't worry," Liu Gaosheng promised, "Niu Tongzhi is also dead, and Wang Tuiguan is not good at his job. I crossed out Lu Chenshi's name in a few words."

It doesn't sound like it can be solved through procedures?
Du Kui's eyebrows jumped when he heard this, and he warned: "You'd better take it seriously. Brother Shen takes this game very seriously."

"How can I not care about my brother Shen's business?" Liu Gaosheng snorted, glanced at Du Kui, and found something wrong, "Du Kui, are you wearing makeup? You are so disgusting..."

Wang Shun and Li Fei took a quick look and didn't dare to look anymore.

The Tuoba brothers stared for a while, then closed their eyes tightly and chanted scriptures silently.

He is a man, he pees standing up...

Du Kui was too lazy to pay attention to Liu Gaosheng. Seeing Shen Qingyun approaching with his hands behind his back, he stepped forward and asked, "Brother Shen, what's the plan today?"

"Du Kui asked... eh? Good!" Shen Qingyun also saw that it was Du·Piaoliang·Kui in front of him. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and said straight to the point, "Individual competitions emphasize individuality, and team competitions emphasize order. Jump to the standard!"

They looked at each other and felt that Brother Shen seemed a little timid, yet so confident...

Well, we were all taught by Brother Shen, so it’s wrong to listen to Brother Shen’s advice!

"I just wasted half a month learning about personalities, ah..."

Wang Shun felt bitter but didn't dare to complain. Seeing his colleagues flattering Brother Shen, he had to follow in line, but was waved away by Shen Qingyun.

"It doesn't matter how well I dance," Shen Qingyun said solemnly, "This is a team project, it requires unity and cooperation. If one person fails, the whole team fails!"

Brother Shen, did you choose me?

Wang Shun's mouth was dry.

"Brother Shen is right!"

Liu Gaosheng clapped his hands wildly.

Everyone quickly followed.

Shen Qingyun continued to mobilize.

“As the saying goes, one person’s strength is not strength. No matter how strong he is, he is still a sheep. A strong team is strong. When they unite, they are wolves!”

clap clap clap!
"As the saying goes, if ten thousand people take up the same bow and shoot together, every shot will hit the target!"

clap clap clap!
"Come on, let's sing together, unity is strength, let's sing!"

"Unity is strength!"

"This power is iron!"

"This power is steel!"

……

The singing is masculine and powerful, and extremely touching.

far away.

Qin Moju and Huo Xiu looked at each other.

"Who is this Li Yiliang?"

"Uh, Your Majesty, I'm sorry I don't know, but for Xiao Shen to be able to sing this... he must be an extraordinary person."

Qin Moju nodded, with a hint of guilt in his eyes.

"I don't believe that Shen Xingxing is not the best gymnast in Qinwu."

Can Huo Xiu let these words fall to the ground?
"Your Majesty said so."

"So I came to take a look, but please don't alarm others..."

"Your Majesty has thought carefully and strived to ensure fairness and justice."

The king and his ministers shuttled among the crowd, aiming for corners and crevices.

But here we are small, so we don’t feel it when we sing.

Only after I finished singing did I realize what it meant to be in the spotlight.

In other words, Liu Gaosheng was still able to remain stubborn and knew how to divert the trouble away.

"Ahaha, I didn't expect that this song sung by the Imperial Guards would be so exciting!"

Everyone around was suspicious.

"Protector of the Guards?"

"Is Qin Wu's personal guard so unreliable?"

"Yes, there was a big incident in the Royal Guards Department some time ago. I think it's true."

"Damn it, this damn Li Yiliang must have done it!"

"Down with Li Yiliang!"

"Fellow villagers of Qinwu, we cultivators have no choice but to help you defeat Li Yiliang!"

……

The kids' faces turned green and they left quickly.

"Brother Shen, next time we shout slogans, can you please stop singing?"

"Yes, yes, the main reason is that we don't sing well..."

"It doesn't matter... but we'd better check later to see if there is a Li Yiliang in the Imperial Guards Department. Don't bring trouble to him."

……

There are more people in the team competition.

Fortunately, as the sports meet was coming to an end, a lot of the venues were vacant.

There were five performances in one show. All the groups came on stage like a stream, did exercises, got judged, and left the stage quickly.

It was the turn of the law department members to take the stage. Shen Qingyun didn't want to cheer, but Liu Jingli did.

He coughed lightly and said, "Let me say a few words..."

"That's enough, Liu Gaosheng," Du Kui grabbed him and dragged him to the stage, "I saw Sister Yue, be careful or I'll tell on you!"

"Yueyue is here? Don't lie to me, where is she..."

The pace quickened after he came on stage.

Shen Qingyun resisted the urge to raise his hand and led the way forward.

After only two steps, the referee called a stop.

"What's going on? You can enter without raising your hand?"

Shen Qingyun was surprised and asked, "Are you going to raise your hand again?"

"The new rules announced yesterday," the referee looked at Shen Qingyun deeply, a trace of contempt flashed across his eyes, "Give me a verbal warning, leave, and raise your hand to enter!"

You guys are quite up-to-date!

Shen Qingyun was so angry that he wanted to pee, but he didn't want to cause trouble, so he turned around and left.

Liu Gaosheng couldn't help but pointed at the referee and shouted: "Who are you to look down on me, Shen..."

"Master Liu, Master Liu, calm down!"

"Go, go, go..."

The children left the field in disappointment, waiting for the referee's signal again, but they also secretly made a line.

"Brother Shen, what's the matter with raising your hand?"

"I raised my hand to enter the individual finals, but I was deducted points. Now I have to raise my hand again for the team competition..."

"Fuck, this is clearly targeting Brother Shen!"

"Let me know who came up with this bad idea, and I'll kill him..."

"Hey hey hey, not really, not really..."

Shen Qingyun tried to persuade him, muttering to himself.

"I'm afraid it's not an adult..."

The corners are nook.

The king and his ministers looked at each other.

"Did you do it?"

"Your Majesty, I wanted to do what he wanted and comfort Xiao Shen, but he didn't raise his hand again."

Qin Moju touched his nose and looked towards the stage.

"Who are those five referees? How dare they look down on my Shen Xingxing?"

Huo Xiu was dumbfounded.

"It sounds like Your Majesty would rather lose the justice than make the decision for Xiao Shen?"

He quickly suppressed the thought.

"Your Majesty, the five referees were selected from the twelve states. They all have made achievements in gymnastics. It is almost impossible for them to have any interests transferred with the contestants..."

"You misunderstood," Qin Moju said with a straight face, "I am simply dissatisfied with their contempt for Shen Xingxing. What did Shen Xingxing do wrong?"

Yes, yes, it’s all my fault. I shouldn’t have put pressure on Prefect Qin to change the entry procedure!

Compared to entering the venue, aerobics is simpler.

Wang Shun, who was at the peak of the third realm, and Li Fei, who was at the perfection of the second realm, were very self-aware and stood in the back row.

Even Li Fei, after years of practice, has eyesight and body coordination far beyond that of ordinary people.

Following Shen Qingyun in the front row, he performed the same routine and won applause from almost the entire room.

“So beautiful!”

“It feels like one person!”

"The Law Department is really good!"

"Of course not! The guy at the top of the list is the expert who won the second place in the individual competition!"

……

Shen Qingyun was quite satisfied at first, but felt embarrassed when he heard someone talking about the second place.

"It's probably intentional..."

Seeing that the referee gave a decent score, he hurried off the stage.

"Brother Shen, you haven't thanked the audience yet..."

Shen Qingyun was sweating when he heard this, and said as he walked: "I saw Elder Hua, Brother Liu, he's over there!"

After sending Liu Gaosheng away, the kids breathed a sigh of relief.

Du Kui asked, "Brother Shen, this should be okay, right?"

"This is only the first show, there won't be any problems," he said, looking at Wang Shun, "Wang Jingli, let's rehearse a few more shows together later."

Sure enough, the minor problem happened to me.

Wang Shun nodded and bowed: "Brother Shen, I know my ability is limited, please take care of me... Don't treat me like a human being!"

hiss!
Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, let's work hard together."

As they were talking, there was a noise coming from afar.

A few children came forward curiously.

Before he got close, Shen Qingyun felt his scalp tingling and stopped immediately.

"Oh my god, who released these nine ancestors of the Little Immortal Sword Sect?"

They are talking about Dugu Xiaoyao and other nine people from the Xiaoxian Sword Sect.

"Oh, I forgot to tell Brother Shen," Du Kui said hurriedly, "I heard from the adults yesterday that the people from the Xiaoxian Sword Sect have entered the territory of Guixu Sect and will arrive soon..."

Shen Qingyun was surprised and said, "So fast? I, a Qinwu man, am not in a hurry, so why are they in a hurry?" Brother Shen doesn't like the Xiaoxianjian Sect!

The Tuoba brothers had colors in their eyes and things in their minds, so they rolled up their sleeves and rushed forward.

"Brother Shen, we will help you drive them away!"

Du Kui sneered and said, "The Little Immortal Sword Sect is your Majesty's honored guest."

The Tuoba brothers' forward charge instantly turned into a backward charge, and they cupped their hands and said, "Brother Shen, they are also very pitiful. Give them a chance."

Wang Shun and Li Fei looked at each other.

"These two brothers are so casual..."

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and said angrily: "When friends come from afar, even if they are far away, we must... ahem, it's fun. You go and have fun with them. I'll go first..."

Before he finished speaking, Dugu Xiaoyao seemed to get angry, and his quarrel turned into shouting.

"What nonsense! How could Mr. Shen be ranked second? Mortals, don't be deceived by the illusion before your eyes!"

The kids were stunned.

"Brother Shen, it seems like he's standing up for you?"

This is too painful!
Shen Qingyun stuck out his butt and loosened his pants: "What's going on? Let's go and take a look."

As soon as I got there, I saw the signs for the commercial area were all displayed.

On every unfurled sign was printed Shen Qingyun’s title of number one man in the world.

The key point is that these five words are small, but the signature at the back is large and abrupt, especially the three words "Shen Qingyun", which looks like a signboard name.

"Fuck, Brother Shen, can you tolerate this?" Tuoba Qian glared, "This is like grassing you!"

Du Kui's eyes were sharp, and he said in a trance: "If I'm not mistaken, Brother Shen, you wrote this, right?"

Shen Qingyun felt even more dizzy.

"Looking at this posture, we know that this is the masterpiece of Jiang Xiaobai's father Jiang Xiaoyu..."

Not to mention the business tactics, how could my, Shen Qingyun’s, handwriting...hiss!

His heart skipped a beat, and his face turned green as he thought of what had happened in the imperial study.

"So His Majesty wants me to write this for Jiang Xiaobai?"

In other words, I was so overjoyed at the time that I became socially dead!

Shen Qingyun lowered his head to look for a crack in the ground, and suddenly there was a sound...

"Look, I'm Shen Qingyun from the Law Department!"

Shen Qingyun reacted very quickly. Just as he turned around... Dugu Xiaoyao and the other nine appeared in front of him.

"Ha..." No matter how strong Shen Qingyun's social skills were, his smile was stiff at this moment, "It turns out to be you all, long time no see..."

Dugu Xiaoyao's blood boiled and he was extremely excited. He seemed to have a thousand words to say, but they eventually turned into a long sigh.

"I understand. After secretly observing us, the layman believes that our aptitude is too poor to become a true swordsman. However, he cannot bear to expose us, so he avoids us..."

A long sigh of desolation.

The cover behind Shen Qingyun was no longer displayed, and he just watched the strange thing quietly.

Du Kui and the others were stunned and slowly turned to look at Brother Shen.

"Why should I look for a crack in the ground? I can just ascend..."

Shen Qingyun looked up at the sky.

God didn’t see it.

I saw a fat guy, taking a photo of himself with a photo stone...

"You're wiping tears while filming?!"

Shen Qingyun was extremely angry.

"I just boasted a little, why should I be besieged?"

Looking down at the nine people from the Small Immortal Sword Sect, they were all grief-stricken, just like Cao Cao who didn't see Guan Erge at Huarong Road.

"Well, I still have to coax these nine people..."

Shen Qingyun gritted his teeth and forced a smile...

"No, I can't laugh at this time!"

When the smile stops, he becomes serious.

His profoundness, inherited from his father, is still quite intimidating.

At least the nine pseudo sword cultivators felt a little less sorrowful, and turned it into the stammering manner that one should have when facing their seniors.

"Sir, we are sorry to offend..."

"Is it me you offended?" Shen Qingyun said calmly with a stern face, "No, it is the way of the sword you offended, it is your sword heart!"

Not far away, Qin Moju and Huo Xiu stood on tiptoe to look at the wonder.

"My Shen Xingxing, was bragging like this before, right?"

"Well, Your Majesty, I have not seen it with my own eyes, but I think it is possible."

"Are you sure Shen Xingxing knows swordsmanship?"

Huo Xiu panicked: "Your Majesty, why do you say that? Where can I go to confirm it?"

"Not sure?" Qin Moju tilted his head, "Why did you let all nine of them out?"

It is your order, Your Majesty!
Huo Xiu was so angry that his nostrils swelled. After a while, he clasped his hands and said, "This old minister deserves death!"

"The death penalty can be avoided," Qin Moju was also a little embarrassed, as if he had thought of the culprit, and said as he walked, "Please solve this matter for my Shen Xingxing, you don't have to send me off!"

"Your Majesty, I respectfully bid you farewell..."

Until Qin Moju disappeared, Huo Xiu wiped his tears, looked towards Shen Qingyun, and his old face changed again.

"Fuck, why did you kneel down?!"

Will Dugu Xiaoyao and his group seize the opportunity?

As soon as Shen Qingyun's nonsense swordsmanship and sword heart came out, the nine people knelt down with a thud, and said with tears of gratitude: "Thank you for your kindness, Master, and for still being willing to enlighten the stubborn stone!"

I just blew it casually...

Shen Qingyun covered his chest, and saw from the corner of his eye that the fat man above him was laughing. He bit his lip and frowned, saying, "Sword cultivator, kneel down? This alone will cut off your chance of becoming a sword cultivator!"

Shen House.

The whole family stared at Shen Weilong.

Yun Potian smiled and said, "I wonder what you, the elder who teaches skills from the Immortal Sword Sect, feel at this moment?"

"Dad, please don't add fuel to the fire," Yun Qianqian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What if Weilong wants to spank Qingyun..."

"He dares!"

"Qianqian, why do you say that?" Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "Not to mention Qingyun is right, even if he is wrong... I, his father, can turn what is wrong into what is right."

"Wow, you're so handsome, husband!"

Yun Potian rolled his eyes and turned his head to continue watching his grandson training the fake swordsman.

"Have you memorized the Green Lotus Sword Song?"

"Reply to the layman, we can recite it by heart!"

"Go through it once."

"Yes, layman, after hearing Master Xuan's words, who can write for me in the lower chamber..."

Is it really backwards?

Shen Qingyun coughed to interrupt and said in a deep voice: "Just memorizing without understanding is a waste of effort. Dugu Xiaoyao, let me ask you, what does it mean when your eyes are dizzy and your ears are hot, and you are full of vigor and vitality?"

Dugu Xiaoyao said bitterly: "If I understood, I wouldn't have been so confused just now... Oh, I beg you to give me some advice."

"You all have a burning desire to pursue the Dao, so be it..." Shen Qingyun turned around with his hands behind his back, looking at the half of the sky without the fat man, and sighed, "This sentence is about the spirit of sword cultivators, but it actually contains a hidden move, called... White Rainbow Piercing the Sun!"

Yun Qianqian was stunned and asked, "Husband, is there such a trick?"

Shen Weilong was about to take action.

Yun Potian narrowed his eyes and smiled, "My dear son-in-law, as a father, are you going to keep all the big words Qingyun said at this moment?"

It would have been better if he hadn't said it. After he said it, Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "White rainbow piercing the sun? The four words have the spirit of courage and the fusion of water and fire. It should be a good sword technique."

OK, the elder who teaches you Kung Fu is really awesome!
The boss here didn't stop Shen Qingyun from pretending, and Luo Yong couldn't stand it anymore, and fell to the ground with a whoosh.

"Ahem, Brother Qingyun, that's enough..."

Dugu Xiaoyao and his companions were pondering over the white rainbow piercing the sun when they saw Luo Yong stopping the layman from preaching, and they flew into a rage.

Shen Qingyun was startled and asked in a deep voice: "Have you realized the White Rainbow Piercing the Sun?"

"Uh, back to the layman, not yet..."

"Then you still have the leisure to wander around here? Go back and retreat immediately. This move is profound and requires... two months of study to master it!"

Dugu Xiaoyao was not surprised but happy, and gave a standard kendo gift.

"Thank you for your teachings, Master. I will not leave seclusion until I realize the rainbow piercing the sun!"

Hey, hey, hey, that’s not necessary. Just come out if you want to…

Shen Qingyun felt guilty and looked at Luo Yong quickly.

"Brother Yong..."

Luo Yongze was so angry that he laughed: "Brother, you dare to do anything..."

Before he finished speaking, a mature and childish voice interrupted him.

"Shen Bangyan, can you also wield a sword?"

Shen Qingyun turned around and saw Jiang...the leader!
"How dare you show up in front of me...hiss!"

Seeing a plaque stuck behind Jiang Xiaobai, which was taller than him, and on it was the words "Qin Wu No. 1" written by him, Shen Qingyun hurriedly smiled and said, "No, no, it's all the kindness from my friends in Jianghu."

Jiang Xiaobai didn't expect that Shen Qingyun's strength was mediocre and there were so many tracks, so he felt dissatisfied.

But it's embarrassing to brag in public.

The five people behind her had no such worries.

"Our big sister can also play!"

“That’s awesome!”

"You can do two tricks at once!"

"Qin Wu's first sword!"

……

Luo Yong burst out laughing.

Seeing Jiang Xiaobai blushing but forcing himself to stand up for his friends, Shen Qingyun was convinced.

"My apologies, it turns out that it's Jiang Xiaobai, the number one swordsman in Qin Wu... But having said that, we are all friends. You didn't even tell me this, which really shows that you don't treat me as a friend!"

Jiang Xiaobai was provoked and said with a curled mouth: "Who said I don't treat you as a friend, it's just... humph, don't you know this?"

Shen Qingyun was annoyed: "If I had known this, I should have asked my friends to guide them."

Jiang Xiaobai panicked when he heard this: "You, you gave good advice..."

"Oh, really? Take care, my friend..."

Luo Yong said dissatisfiedly: "Why did you chase them away? I want to ask a few more questions, especially about the thing stuck in the girl's back..."

I can let you ask me if my name is not Shen Qingyun!

"It's just kids playing house," Shen Qingyun hurriedly pulled the man away, calling for help as he walked, "Brother Yong, you've seen it too, that little Immortal Sword Sect..."

Luo Yong interrupted quickly.

"That's why I told you to stop talking. The Second Elder of the Yunxiu Sect will definitely be able to lure people from the Xianjian Sect here. He talked nonsense there and lured them here. And after hearing your nonsense today..."

Shen Qingyun's face turned green: "The Immortal Sword Sect is a famous and upright sect, they won't kill without teaching, right?"

"That's not the case," Luo Yong pondered while examining Shen Qingyun, "Who knows, maybe you are really a genius swordsman?"

Shen Qingyun hurriedly cupped his hands and said bitterly, "Brother Yong, please don't make fun of me at this time."

"Are you scared now?" Luo Yong was speechless. After thinking for a while, he said, "But if you make them run for nothing, you will also be criticized. Don't worry, I have some face, but..."

"But what?"

"It depends on who is coming," Luo Yong said seriously, "I can handle anything below the inner gate, but above the inner gate...you'll have to pray for the best for yourself, brother. And don't drag me down with you. I'm so fat that I'll feel pain if I lose even a pound."

Having said that, he ran away.

Shen Qingyun was alone, disheveled in the wind.

So cowardly?

"Brother Yong, the number one sect in the world of immortal cultivation..."

at the same time.

Yunxiu Sect.

A sword coming from the west.

The sound of the sword alone caused the Yunxiu Sect's protective formation to tremble.

The sword light transforms into a person.

It's a handsome guy.

The expression is cold.

His eyes are like swords.

Above his head, a heavy black sword hung upside down.

The right hand pointed as a sword.

In my left hand...I am holding a thermos cup.

Even the Yunxiu Sect's Sect Master Jia was stunned.

"Everything else fits the image of a swordsman exceptionally well, but..."

What kind of powerful weapon is this swordsman holding in his left hand? How come there is nothing we know about it from hearsay?

Just as he was thinking about it, the sound of metal clashing was heard.

"Where is the sword cultivator of the Cloud Sleeve Sect?"

Sect Master Jia hurriedly bowed and said respectfully, "The Yunxiu Sect's sword cultivator Emperor Kutian is currently cultivating in the sect. I wonder if you..."

"Xianjian Sect, core disciple, Li..."

The voice paused.

Sect Leader Jia looked up in confusion and saw Li Hexin wiping the blood from his nose. His pupils instantly widened and he quickly lowered his head.

"Li Qinglian." (End of this chapter)