My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 565 I often feel out of tune with them because I am not perverted enough

Why worry?

Only... to see the patient.

Before Shen Qingyun went to the Huo Mansion, he first went to Lu Buxian's mother's home in Duozi Lane to fight a bull.

"Qingyun, are you alright?"

"Don't worry, sister-in-law," Shen Qingyun said with a smile as he handed over the gift, "My Lord has some private matters for Brother Lu to handle, so he is in the Huo Mansion."

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Hongmei's expression of worry, which was already slightly worried, became even more intense.

"How strange! Sister-in-law is so worried about you, sir...eh?"

I'm afraid that in Brother Lu's pillow talk, there was no complaint about adults, but the person beside him complained on his behalf.

as predicted.

Hongmei hesitated and asked tentatively, "Does Qingyun know what private matter this is?"

Sister-in-law, please wait a moment and let me tell you a story!
"I don't know," Shen Qingyun touched his nose, "My Lord didn't even tell me, I'm afraid... only those who have enough years of love know."

This doesn't sound like a good thing...

Hongmei suppressed her doubts and welcomed the person in.

A few days after Lu Buxian's wedding, most of Hong's relatives had not yet left.

Hearing that Shen Qingyun was coming, everyone gathered in the distance and looked over here.

When Shen Qingyun glanced over there, dozens of heads turned their heads at the same time.

Shen Qingyun was shocked and asked, "Sister-in-law, have I offended all of your relatives and friends?"

"Qingyun, what nonsense are you talking about?" Hongmei said speechlessly, "You have only done great favors for the Hong family. As for them... it's all because of the recent rumors about you."

Shen Qingyun was even more shocked: "Sister-in-law, you know that I am an honest person all day long. There is no such thing as rumors."

"I'm not sure either... Oh, right," Hongmei half realized, "It seems to be a rumor from the sports meeting?"

Second Shen?

You don't have to hide from me!

Shen Qingyun said guiltily: "Sister-in-law, there is no need to be like this. I know it must be because I left without saying goodbye at the wedding..."

"Qingyun is here to order your sister-in-law," Hongmei said with a wry smile, waving over there and shouting, "Hongping, come here!"

The 189-year-old girl with a ponytail took three steps back when hearing Hongmei's call, and she got further and further away.

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and said, "Sister-in-law is really popular."

"Qingyun, you..." Hongmei was angry and amused. She trotted over and walked back holding her pigtails. "You ate a lot of wedding candies and received a lot of red envelopes. I told you to run away. Do you still have eyes for me, your third aunt?"

As she spoke, she twisted her hand, and the pigtail that was hanging in the air began to spin, and she screamed in pain.

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, that's enough, if you turn around any more your hair will fall off..."

When the girl with the flying braid heard this, she looked at Shen Qingyun with gratitude in her eyes.

"Sister-in-law, turn back quickly!"

When the girl with the ponytail heard this and faced Shen Qingyun again, tears welled up in her eyes.

When she turned back, Hongmei dropped her pigtails, put her hands on her hips and asked, "Are you still hiding?"

"Ping'er doesn't dare, please spare my life, Third Auntie!"

"Let me ask you, why are you guys so timid over there?" Hongmei said angrily, "It's only Qingyun. If it were an outsider, they would think that everyone in my Hong family is a mean person!"

Hong Ping glanced at Shen Qingyun timidly and said with a pout: "He, they all said that this guy is as scary as the third uncle..."

My third uncle is my brother Lu.

Shen Qingyun asked curiously: "Little sister, what do you mean?"

"Third, Third Uncle is like a gentle breeze that turns rain into fields, you, you mean you can't do it, then you can't do it..."

The red plum and red lips made an O shape.

Shen Qingyun bit his lip and chuckled, "People nowadays are really good at joking..."

Hong Ping asked doubtfully, "Aren't you from the Law Department?"

"Little sister," Shen Qingyun quickly squatted down and went back to make up for it, showing his eight-toothed killer move, and said kindly, "Do you think I'm scary?"

Hongping's face flushed, and she couldn't help but pull Shen Qingyun's hand.

Hongmei looked down at the hands, big and small, and veins on her forehead popped out with anger.

"Hong Ping, let go!"

"Ahhh... Third Aunt, you can't separate us..."

Watching Hong Ping being picked up by Hong Liu's niece, Shen Qingyun sighed, "She's a cute little girl, but she's easily deceived and believes everything."

There's something wrong with Qingyun today!
Hongmei glanced at Shen Qingyun strangely and said hurriedly: "Qingyun, come to my side..."

"That's not good," Shen Qingyun said seriously, "I haven't paid my respects to my uncle and aunt yet, please inform my sister-in-law."

This announcement sets the rhythm of the main hall’s narrative.

Shen Qingyun greeted them respectfully, and then greeted the relatives and friends of the Hong family one by one.

He has a good memory and is lively, so he can call out the names of dozens of people one by one after only meeting them three or four times.

The Hong family members had never thought that I was Shen Qingyun from the Law Department, and his mention of me made everyone tremble with fear.

"I'm afraid they have all written us down in their little notebook?"

"Ministry of Law Shen Qingyun is so terrifying!"

……

After a glance, and after Yin Hong's father, Hong Fuji, the leader of the Hong family, nodded imperceptibly, the four of them hurriedly slipped out.

"Haha, little sister Hongping, I just met you," Shen Qingyun smiled and looked at the young woman next to Hongping, "Is this your mother?"

Hongping nodded with a red face.

The woman was also a little cute with a mature style, and she had a shy and charming manner. She bowed slightly when she heard the words.

"Greetings from this humble lady, to Lord Shen from the Ministry of Law..."

Even if you don't mention the Ministry of Law, I am still Lord Shen!

Shen Qingyun quickly changed the subject: "Hongping, your father is not here?"

"My father..."

The woman quickly covered Hongping's mouth, her eyes slightly reddened, and she sobbed, "Hongping's father has, has..."

Hongmei was shocked, she rushed forward and covered the woman's mouth, then turned to Shen Qingyun and said, "Qingyun, Hongping's father is alive and well!"

I didn't ask whether his father was dead or alive...

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and walked to the next person.

The relatives and friends of the Hong family who had been comforted by him looked at the woman as if they had seen a ghost.

"Oh my God, just one step away, my Hong family will have one less male heir and one more widow!"

"This Shen Qingyun is really scary!"

"I heard that my grandfather was the richest man in Qinwu, and my father was a newly promoted male from Jiancheng County, Jinzhou. The last person to be conferred a title was a loyal and righteous earl who died in battle!"

"Ah? My father-in-law has also been martyred?"

"What do you mean your husband...hiss, you shameless woman, you stole my man!"

……

After greeting the relatives and friends of the Hong family, Shen Qingyun was about to sit down when he heard the sound of "hey yo hey yo" outside.

As footsteps approached, he turned his head and saw four people carrying an eighteen-foot-high stool into the main hall.

"They are..."

Shen Qingyun was just wondering when Yin Hong's father, Hong Fuji, stood up and said, "Sir Shen..., we didn't know the etiquette before and offended you. Now... please take a seat, Sir Shen."

A bolt of lightning struck Shen Qingyun on the head.

"Uncle!" Hongmei stamped her feet in anger and pulled Shen Qingyun out. "Qingyun and I have something important to discuss. Everyone, excuse me!"

"Hey, sister-in-law... everyone, I'm really sorry about the last wedding... Let's get together again later..."

The two left, and the atmosphere in the main hall became strange.

Hong Fuji stood on tiptoe and watched him go until Shen Qingyun's back could no longer be seen. Then he sat down leisurely and scanned the hall with squinting eyes.

"Just now, it seems that there are several newly deceased widows in my Hong family?"

Red Plum Courtyard.

The two sat down.

At this time, Hongmei finally understood the purpose of Shen Qingyun's visit. Most of it was to apologize for leaving without saying goodbye.

The scope of the apology is extremely wide, which also shows that Shen Qingyun attaches great importance to marriage.

"Qingyun, why are you doing this?" Hongmei said with a wry smile, "From the time Buxian and I met to the time we became equals, you are the one I should be most grateful to, but you are still so distant. I feel embarrassed for your sister-in-law."

Shen Qingyun said seriously: "Friendship is friendship, but it is wrong for me to leave without saying goodbye. How can I not come to your house to explain? Sister-in-law, just rest assured... Of course, in addition to this, I actually came to see you for another matter..."

The real business is related to the Lu family's business.

When Hongmei heard that Shen Qingyun wanted to superficially separate herself from the business, she hesitated a little.

"Sister-in-law naturally believes in Qingyun, but... is this necessary?"

Shen Qingyun started to clinch his fingers.

"Sister-in-law, listen to me. First, if you lose your business, you can focus on your family and take care of Brother Lu. Second, Brother Lu's career will not be affected. Third, you have more time, so you have to start exercising."

"Exercise?"

Shen Qingyun sighed.

Hongmei blushed immediately and said, "No, Buxian also told me before..."

"That's good," Shen Qingyun was also a little embarrassed, "Divine Doctor Zhao reminded Brother Lu before, and my visit this time was also for the sake of Divine Doctor Zhao. In short, sister-in-law should take care of herself and Brother Lu. As for business..."

Hongmei gritted her teeth.

"I have quite a bit of savings, and with the generous salary, it should be enough for a family of three to live on!"

"Sister-in-law misunderstood," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "What I meant is that business can be done at any time. It's just a matter of a word from sister-in-law... but you don't have to run it yourself, it's exhausting..."

After dealing with Hongmei and politely declining the lunch invitation, Shen Qingyun headed towards the Huo Mansion.

"Hey, I'm Shen from the Law Department..."

"My Uncle Jin," Shen Qingyun begged, "Can you spare my life?"

Jin Bo smiled and said, "I knew that you, Xiao Shen, would eventually soar to the sky, but I didn't expect it to be at the sports meeting, hahaha..."

The two walked inside while talking.

"Uncle Jin, how come this news spread so quickly?"

"I never leave the house, how would I know?"

"Yes, Uncle Jin, you never leave the house, how would you know?"

Jin Bo touched his nose and raised his chin towards the outside of the mansion: "The kids in the alley are singing."

Am I living like a character in a nursery rhyme?

Shen Qingyun's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Jiang Xiaobai!"

Jin Bo asked curiously: "Who is Jiang Xiaobai?"

"He's just a formidable opponent who knows both gymnastics and kendo. He's not worth mentioning!"

When I see you, Xiao Shen, like this, I really want to punch you twice.

Jin Bo was even happier and was about to make a joke when Shen Qingyun changed the subject.

"Uncle Jin, how is Brother Lu doing?"

"Oh, Xiao Lu..." Jin Bo curled his lips, "I heard from the master before that he practiced cultivation, but he is still a sickly person. He woke up once in the morning and yelled about red lotus and white lotus. I even made a bowl of porridge for him..."

"He doesn't drink?"

"No," Jin Bo gritted his teeth in anger, "He wants me to feed him with my mouth!"

Shen Qingyun tightened his lips: "Brother Lu probably thinks he is at home."

"Can you feed your own family with your mouth?" Jin Bo snorted, "Young people nowadays..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Uncle Jin, Brother Lu is thirty-two years old."

Jin Bo glanced at Shen Qingyun with disdain, but changed his tone.

"Young people who are 32 years old nowadays are so shameless!"

Doesn’t this exclude a young man like me?
Shen Qingyun felt a little relieved, but he was secretly thinking about it in his heart.

"Brother Lu is at home, and he looks like he's enjoying life again, huh?"

in the hut.

Lu Buxian was dreaming while he was sleeping.

"Look at this situation," Shen Qingyun stretched out his hand to press Lv Buxian's agitated buttocks, and said worriedly, "I'm afraid the tranquilizer must be doubled."

Jin Bo glanced at Lu Buxian's butt and said calmly, "I think he deserves a beating. If you don't believe me, give him a beating."

I'll be in charge of drawing, and Uncle Jin, you'll be in charge of changing the pants?
Shen Qingyun hummed secretly, but his hands did not stop. The energy and blood turned into a thread and penetrated into Lu Buxian's body, activating the energy and blood...

Then it’s time to change pants and throw away pants.

After all the busy work, the figure of the nine swords in Shen Qingyun's heart faded a little. He ran to the backyard alone, lay on Huo Xiu's exclusive recliner and rocked. The more he rocked, the more worried he became.

"It's wrong to lie..."

Therefore, if we want to deal with the top leaders of Xiaoxianjian Sect, we may have to think of another way.

"The method is simple, just let them become sword cultivators..."

Simple?
"Wow, Shen Qingyun, you are getting too arrogant!" Shen Qingyun slapped himself lightly.

"Well, let's take it one step at a time. Let's take the Knight's Walker first..."

No, no, no, Li Taibai is actually a sword immortal!
"How can you say that sword cultivation is a lie? It means you don't have enough understanding!"

Ah ah ah ah ah!
"You guys just don't have enough understanding, I don't have that!"

Shen Qingyun rubbed his hair with both hands in worry.

Shen House.

Yun Qianqian looked at Shen Weilong.

"Weilong, Qingyun..."

Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: “Although Qingyun has the appearance of swordsmanship and is extremely intelligent, he cannot create something out of nothing.”

My goodness, this is my real dad!

Yun Potian rolled his eyes: "Qian'er asked you, do you want to hear you say that you can't make something out of nothing?"

"Qianqian," Shen Weilong frowned, "what do you mean?"

Yun Qianqian said coquettishly: "Help Qingyun."

"That's natural," Shen Weilong thought for a moment, "but how can I help?"

"This is not easy," Yun Qianqian raised her chin, "Turn those nine into sword cultivators as well."

“Absolutely not!” Yun Potian said hurriedly, “The man from Yunxiu Sect knows the importance of things and won’t talk nonsense. These nine people… regard Qingyun as a god, and many people know about it. If this gets out…”

Yun Qianqian was shocked: "I almost forgot about this... Oh, what should I do?"

Shen Weilong thought for a while: "There is still time, let's take a look first..."

"Don't even look at it first!" Yun Potian said unhappily, "Last time I heard you had already made arrangements, and the result was to send Qingyun to the Immortal Sword Sect. Damn it, I've been planning this for eighteen years, but you, Shen Weilong, got it in one day, and you still want to take a look first?"

"Father-in-law doesn't know," Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "Qingyun is very smart. He can guess the general idea with just a little clue, so we can only go with the flow when it comes to him!"

"Going with the flow, isn't this what my grandson is best at?" Yun Potian said speechlessly, "It works, huh?"

"Dad..." Yun Qianqian said dissatisfiedly, "How about you issue a sky-clearing order to forbid people in the Yunxiu Sect's territory to become sword cultivators?"

"It's not that I don't..."

"Weilong, let's go and ignore our father!"

The young couple walked very fast.

Yun Potian touched his nose, sighed, stood up, put his hands behind his back, and strolled around the Shen Mansion.

"Go away, go away! Do you know the consequences of irritating the Supreme? Then peck my toes!"

After being pushed aside, the young Jiuwan, who was full of youthful vigor, immediately lowered his back, bowed his head and took small steps to chase after him.

Zhou Bo quickly sent Xiao Jiuwan to the chicken coop and asked him to serve Yun Potian.

"Master..."

"Have you been happy these years?"

Zhou Su bowed with gratitude and said, "Reporting to Master, I have lived a very good life in the past ten years."

"Hey," Yun Potian sighed, "I'm asking if your Dao Heart has been repaired and if you still need to join the Immortal Sword Sect."

Zhou Su was silent.

Yun Potian squinted his eyes and looked at him for a while, then curled his lips.

"I'm afraid that without the support of the Shen Mansion, it won't be long before I turn back into a blood fairy again?"

Zhou Su said awkwardly: "My disciple has turned over a new leaf and changed his ways, and my uncle has often taught me..."

"Can he teach you?" Yun Potian sneered and said nothing more. He walked to the backyard, squinted at Lu Shu who dared not move, and said lightly, "If Qingyun enters the immortal sect, you don't have to follow him anymore."

BMW swallowed and nodded timidly.

Zhou Su was dumbfounded: "Master, that young master..."

"Ok?"

"Disciple, I will obey the immortal's command!"

Yun Potian looked towards the kitchen again.

In the kitchen room.

Baiyi hid beside the stove, not daring to breathe.

"the same as you."

Master bedroom.

Seeing their father-in-law’s rage...the young couple looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Husband, what happened to my father?"

Shen Weilong's sword eyes flickered, and after a long while he said, "Maybe he doesn't want the situation at Guixu Gate to develop."

Yun Qianqian was stunned and asked, "What's the connection?"

"Without Lao Zhou and the others," Shen Weilong said solemnly, "Qingyun would have been able to experience the true world of cultivation and gain true training."

Yun Qianqian was speechless: "I won't say whether it's right or wrong, but... is it necessary?"

"Not at first," Shen Weilong sighed, "My father-in-law is angry with me."

"Ah?" Yun Qianqian was stunned for a moment, then said nervously, "Husband, please don't..."

"Don't worry," Shen Weilong said loudly, not knowing who he was talking to, "Qingyun has joined the Immortal Sword Sect. Apart from teaching him the way of the sword, I will not interfere in anything else."

snort!
Yun Potian snorted coldly and looked at Lao Zhou.

"You see, some people don't have the ability to teach others, but at least they know themselves, right?"

Uncle Zhou then realized who his master was referring to after going around in circles, and he kept touching his nose in embarrassment.

"Master is afraid that my uncle will teach Qingyun bad things..."

time flies.

Three days passed in the blink of an eye.

In the Law Department team competition, we reached the top 16.

After many days of training, Wang Shun made rapid progress.

The personal style that I had found was completely wiped out.

"Brother Shen, Qing Yu Fang Academy has also made it to the top 16!" Liu Gaosheng narrowed his eyes and cut the palm of his right hand with his left hand, "Do you want me to..."

Shen Qingyun was sweating: "Brother Liu, what are you doing? We can't do anything illegal..."

"Brother Shen, what are you thinking?" Liu Gaosheng raised his left hand and held up the knife. "I borrowed this knife."

Shen Qingyun's eyes lit up: "Borrowing a knife to kill someone?"

"Not bad!"

"Which knife?"

"Ministry of Rites, your second uncle's!"

"This..." Shen Qingyun stroked his chin, "It is not bad..."

Du Kui couldn't bear it anymore.

"Liu Gaosheng, stop messing around, or we'll be disqualified before both sides are defeated!"

"Who do you look down on?"

"Then tell me, how to kill someone with a borrowed knife?"

"Isn't this simple?" Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "Let's just spread the word secretly. The Ministry of Rites has already reserved the champion of the team competition. This is already known to everyone. When Jiang Xiaobai and the others inquire about it, it just happens to be verified. Isn't the target shifted now?"

Du Kui was about to nod, but then frowned and said, "Change the target, the leader will be ours?"

"Let's observe the characteristics of the Ministry of Rites and then publicize that this is what the judges value. Then... hehehe!"

Shen Qingyun shuddered suddenly.

As for Wang Shun and Li Fei, their faces turned green and they quickly backed away.

"Fuck it," Wang Shun complained inwardly, "I always feel out of tune with them because I'm not perverted enough..."

Liu Gaosheng looked at Shen Qingyun.

"Brother Shen, how is it?"

Shen Qingyun touched his nose, said nothing, and left.

"Hey, Brother Shen, why... aren't you talking?"

Du Kui was speechless and said, "Brother Shen didn't say anything, but he didn't refuse, right?"

Liu Gaosheng said happily: "So you agree? Haha, Brother Tuoba..."

Brother Tuoba dared to run around Tianzhen three times naked, and his calves began to tremble when he heard Liu Gaosheng calling him.

"Brother Liu, it's not appropriate for us to spread rumors..."

"You think too highly of yourself," Liu Gaosheng said with a grin, "I don't allow you to spread the word, but you two spread the word, Wang Jingli and Li Dushi."

Wow, there’s surveillance!
Wang Shun felt his scalp tingle, and said hurriedly: "Liu Jingli, I'm afraid this matter is..."

Liu Gaosheng weighed the dozen cakes on his chest and said sincerely, "Wang Jingli doesn't want Liu Jingli to be too successful and threaten the master, right?"

Is this the law department I want to integrate into?

Wang Shun gritted his teeth and said, "The main reason is that Brother Shen didn't win any championship. I won't accept it!"

Shangguan, are you scared now?

Li Fei was stunned. Just as he was about to stroke his beard, his hands were grabbed by the Tuoba brothers.

"It's obvious that the bearded man is not an official of the imperial court. Li Dushi, you are the main force behind the rumor!"

Forbidden martial arts department.

Koi Lakeside.

Shen Qingyun watched.

Luo Yong sat cross-legged for a long time and then stood up.

I don't know what means were used, but the water tower of the Five Elements Soul Locking Tower burst into a deep blue color, as if there was another sea above the Koi Lake.

Shen Qingyun looked up.

There is no bright moon over the sea.

Instead, a green forest appeared.

Wait until Lu Sen disappears.

Movement and stillness return to nothingness.

"Alright," Luo Yong finished this without any energy, looking towards the Guixu Gate, "Shentu Dali's remaining soul has gone to the wooden tower."

The wooden tower was built by the eight men who supported the sky in a beautiful place where autumn wind was not easy to choose.

Shen Qingyun clapped his hands for a while and asked, "Has the residual soul changed?"

It's already like that, what else can be changed?

Luo Yong sighed secretly, but then said: "I have to say that the 108 Heart Sutras of the Demon Sect are truly extraordinary. Shentu Dali's consciousness is gone, but his instincts are still corroding the water tower. The Five Elements Tower was built with foresight."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Senior Brother Li's idea."

"Don't try to make up for him," Luo Yong pointed at the monument in front of the water tower. "If you hadn't made him the tourism ambassador, there wouldn't be five towers. He has one more sin."

The two chatted for a few words and Luo Yong ran away again.

"Brother Yong really can't stay idle..."

Shen Qingyun was resentful.

"You are not a sword cultivator, and I won't ask you about the Azure Lotus Sword Technique. And you're running away... our relationship has faded..."

After working for a while, he went home with a sore throat.

Along the way, he was on guard against him as if he were a thief, with his spiritual awareness wide open, for fear that Dugu Xiaoyao would figure out the White Rainbow Piercing the Sun and bring people to block him.

"In addition to the feeling of dizziness and fever in the ears, there are eleven more sentences... no, eleven moves..."

Without saying anything else, I’ll come up with the names of the eleven moves in the next few days!

"Otherwise, your deception will be unprofessional..."

He took a deep breath, smiled, and reached out to push the door.

"Mom, I'm back... Oh, Dad actually got home before me?"

eat.

Drink tea.

Small talk.

Greetings.

After returning to his own courtyard, Shen Qingyun sat alone on a stone bench, supporting his chin with both hands, racking his brains to think of a name for his sword moves.

“Ahhhhhh, I’m going crazy!”

Just as I was going crazy, I heard the door being pushed open.

"Dad?" Shen Qingyun was stunned. He quickly shaved his messy hair and stood up to greet him.

Shen Weilong looked at his son for a while, and a smile flashed across his eyes.

"Why, are you confused?"

Shen Qingyun was about to nod, but then felt surprised.

"Why does my father look like he's asking me if I have any questions?" (End of this chapter)

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