My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 571 Why do both the Lord and Brother Yong want to beat Putizi?
The world of sword cultivators is very pure.
To the enemy, wipe it out.
Cut off the doubts.
But when it comes to things that I can't figure out, I feel a little helpless.
This is the situation Li Qinglian is facing right now.
"This young man used five sentences to explain one of the sword techniques in the so-called Green Lotus Sword Canon. There are 132 words... and they are plain language."
“This person just told it once.”
"That half-step sword cultivator didn't ask any more questions, and even didn't allow him to practice..."
"Teaching without rehearsal and guaranteeing success, I'm afraid even the legendary elders who teach skills can't do it, right?"
"More importantly, this person is very young and isn't even a swordsman?!"
……
He felt that the spiritual energy of the heaven and earth here seemed strange, not like the world he had lived in for nearly two hundred years.
When he heard the following conversation below——
"Did the layman seem a little unhappy at yesterday's banquet?"
"Hahaha, I have already reached the state where I am neither happy with things nor sad with myself."
oh~~~
Do not be happy with things, do not be sad with yourself...
"But why did you smile so artificially before you said this?"
Li Qinglian narrowed his sword eyes.
The conversation continues.
"Your realm is unfathomable. We all admire you. I dare to ask you, when can I truly embark on the path of sword cultivation?"
"You haven't been to South City recently?"
"Well, I've been there occasionally..."
"Have you ever heard that song? You carry a load on your shoulders..."
"I have heard of it. What does the layman mean?"
"Come and sing along with me. Where is the road? Get ready!"
"The road is under our feet..."
"Yes!"
"After listening to the layman's words, Dugu was overjoyed to hear the truth, and did not dare to bother the layman any more..."
"Wait a minute, there is something I need to remind you. When practicing swordsmanship, remember to keep a low profile."
"Ah? But as far as I know, the real sword cultivators in the world of immortal cultivation are..."
"Is it possible that the sword cultivator deliberately acted in a high-profile manner, making outsiders mistakenly think that the sword cultivator was arrogant, but in fact he was open-minded?"
"Well...what the layman taught us, we should change!"
……
This should be the so-called dirty water!
"This is the first time I've seen someone throwing dirty water on a sword cultivator..."
Before he knew it, Li Qinglian's right hand had already grasped the hilt of the sword.
At this moment, Shen Qingyun turned his head and looked down at Jiang Xiaobai.
"Jiang Xiaojianxian, can you give me some advice?"
This was the first time Jiang Xiaobai felt embarrassed in his life.
But he is also a small-sized king of talking.
She was smiling straight, looking at Dugu Xiaoyao who looked like he was struck by lightning, and said in a very mature manner: "If you want to become a true swordsman, you must first have a real iron sword... not a wooden sword!"
Dugu Xiaoyao and the other nine were in a trance when they heard this.
"I have to say, this is the first time I've seen the specific form of a demonic possession..."
goo goo...
Jiang Xiaobai looked at Shen Qingyun suddenly and asked suspiciously: "What are you laughing at?"
Shen Qingyun looked puzzled as to who was laughing, and then started clapping.
"What Jiang Xiaojianxian said is the ultimate simplicity. The difference between iron and wood refers to the concentration and dispersion of the sword's heart. If you want to go far in the way of swordsmanship, your sword's heart must be as strong as iron... How is my translation?"
Jiang Xiaobai thought about it for a moment and vaguely felt that he was being praised, so he hummed with his nose.
Dugu and the other nine suddenly understood, bowed with swords again, and left respectfully.
"Can I argue with these kids?"
Li Qinglian loosened the hilt of the sword, wiped the blood from his nose, picked up the thermos cup, and followed Dugu Xiaoyao and the other nine.
Halfway through the walk, he turned back to look at Shen Qingyun, with doubts in his mind that could not be shaken off.
"Those nine people are not fools. The leader is even a half-step sword cultivator..."
Why should you be so obedient to this ignorant child?
After sending the sword cultivator away, Shen Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief.
"The stock is all used up. I have to buy more from Dad when I go back tonight..."
I don't know if this stuff is real or not, but it's really useful!
Touching his nose, he turned to Liu Xiao Ling Tong and said with a smile: "My fellow colleagues, next stop is the Ministry of Rites!"
Jiang Xiaobai already had some authority at this moment, and asked with a straight face, "Does the work of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department have anything to do with the Ministry of Rites?"
This official is not low...
Shen Qingyun secretly praised and said with a smile: "We are all working for His Majesty. Most of the departments in the court are related. But this trip is not for official business, but to get back the place!"
"What kind of place?"
"The Minister of Rites spoke so arrogantly before, and the Lord just laughed it off, but as his subordinates, how can we just sit there and watch?"
"Oh, I see. It's to vent the anger of the adults!"
"Jiang Xiaozhi is very understanding."
“It’s nothing to know these things.”
"That's right. After all, Governor Jiang is the number one swordsman in Qinwu. I, Shen Qingyun, admire him from the bottom of my heart."
"really?"
"If you want to measure my sincerity, it's at least 100 strings of candied haws!"
So much sincerity!
Liu Xiao Ling Tong's saliva was drooling.
In the whole morning, Shen Qingyun, under the name of Shen Xingxing, took Liu Xiao Ling Tong and defeated various departments of the imperial court.
In addition to learning that the Law Department has two gymnastics champions, the bigwigs also had a heated discussion about Shen Xingxing's move.
"Everything Shen Xingzou does has a deep meaning. What is he singing this time?"
"I don't understand. I don't understand at all..."
"The key is that he brought six little men with him...eh? Little men?"
"Hiss, could it be that Shen Xingxing is using this method to remind us to be careful of villains?"
"Who is the villain?"
“Ahem, I don’t mean anything else, but… everyone, after this sports meeting, more and more cultivators from the Ten Directions Alliance will serve as officials in our Qinwu court…”
……
Forbidden martial arts department.
Ministry of Law.
The public housing of the commander-in-chief.
Shen Qingyun reported back.
Huo Xiu stared at Shen Qingyun for a long time and sighed, "I'm afraid that the people who deliver the slops from the Honglu Temple know that there are two top leaders in the Ministry of Law?"
Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "Your Excellency is very perceptive, and the Law Department is wise outside. This is as it should be."
"Are you satisfied this time?"
"If you are satisfied, I will be satisfied."
"I am extremely satisfied..."
Huo Xiu had no choice but to let the matter go and looked at Lu Xiaolong who was standing beside him.
After listening to the conversation between the two, Liu Xiao Ling Tong's eyes were filled with a clear desire for knowledge.
Huo Xiu felt a little pain, and forced a smile and said, "Well, the six young governors are at a critical juncture in their cultivation, so they should focus on their studies..."
Jiang Xiaobai quickly bowed and said solemnly: "I am willing to serve you, sir!"
The five little ones widened their eyes and bowed in imitation of others.
Huo Xiu hurriedly said, "I am deeply moved by your loyalty to the emperor and your country... So, you can take a rest first, and Xiao Shen will arrange your official duties later."
"Yes, my lord!"
After Liu Xiao Ling Tong left, Huo Xiu began to glare at Shen Qingyun.
"What do you think?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Sir, the leader effect..."
"The leader effect?"
"To put it simply, it is easy for the leader to lead the trend," Shen Qingyun explained, "and the people can follow suit. Once the people follow suit, it can breed a herd effect. Whether it is the promotion of the law or the promotion of gymnastics, it will be twice the result with half the effort."
Huo Xiu had experienced Shen Qingyun's ability to kill two birds with one stone many times.
This time, he did not expect that in addition to helping the Ministry of Law recover the loss of the two gymnastics champions and specially hiring Lu Xiao Ling Tong as the young governor, it would have such an effect.
After thinking for a while, he asked, "Can this be done regularly?"
"Absolutely, but apart from these six, the appointment period for the junior governors will be one year starting next year."
Huo Xiu nodded: "That's more or less the same. Then why do these six people need to stay for a long time?"
Shen Qingyun replied: "Sir, the construction of the 108 Qinwu enclaves is about to be completed. I think it would be useful to have them go to various places to preach the law and conduct exercises."
"Ha, the childish route?" Huo Xiu was surprised and laughed, pointing his finger at Shen Qingyun, "Is this your ultimate goal?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Your Excellency saw through it at a glance..."
"There's no need to flatter me like that," Huo Xiu said expressionlessly, "I didn't see anything and I don't know anything. You should talk to His Majesty about this yourself... Oh, by the way, Mai Yi just sent a message..."
Ma Yi came to report about Master Lian Sheng.
In the past two months, the missionary situation in the Three Kingdoms was very good.
Recently, a preacher suddenly appeared and snatched away the people from the three countries who were originally keen on body training.
Lian Zhan was afraid that the overall situation would be ruined, so he went back to the Mayi Gate to report the matter.
"Is this person the Bodhi seed mentioned by the eight distinguished guests from the Qingtian Sect?"
Shen Qingyun was just thinking about it when he heard the three words "Bodhi Seed" with a hint of murderous intent, and hurriedly said, "Sir, it is very likely."
"Humph," Huo Xiu narrowed his eyes and said, "I took a Bodhi seed just now, and another Bodhi seed came next... Xiao Shen, this is not to flatter me, but to slap you in the face!"
Sir, is it possible that the other person has been calling Bodhizi for longer than you?
Shen Qingyun touched his nose and pondered: "Sir, according to what Brother Lian said, the other party is deliberately targeting..."
They have the same name, isn't that obvious?
Huo Xiu was worried that he would be crushed in terms of IQ, so he didn't give Shen Qingyun a chance to talk too much and gave instructions immediately.
"The Three Kingdoms preaching is related to the output of Qin Wu's ideas, which is extremely important to the 108 enclaves. Lian Zhan can't handle it, Xiao Shen, you help him to do it, is it difficult?"
"Well, sir, there are certainly difficulties..."
Huo Xiu waved his hand and said, "Very good, now you have room to play. Go and face him, overcome him... If possible, beat him up for me!"
Hey, okay.
Shen Qingyun felt a little uncomfortable.
The preaching of the Three Kingdoms was obstructed, which was not in the plan.
After sitting in the public housing for a while, he stood up and left, and happened to meet Liu Jingli returning with Lu Xiaolongtong.
"Brother Liu, we were just visiting the Forbidden Martial Arts Division, why are you all soaked?"
Liu Gaosheng was not only soaked, but his head also seemed to have grown bigger. When he saw Shen Qingyun, he ran away.
"Brother Shen, these six have returned intact. Don't call me next time!"
"Eh? Brother Liu, Brother Liu..."
Bang!
The public housing door was slammed shut.
Shen Qingyun looked at the wet Jiang Xiaobai.
Jiang Xiaobai felt a little guilty, so he pretended to be serious and bowed, saying, "I noticed that there was a monster causing trouble in the Koi Lake, so I went into the water to capture it..."
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "That's not a monster, his name is Big Fatty, the koi I raise... I didn't even mention that, why is Brother Liu also wet?"
"Well, we don't know how to swim."
Shen Qingyun slapped his head and said in annoyance: "Blame me, I was careless."
Jiang Xiaobai said hurriedly: "Don't blame Lord Shen, it's us who were reckless..."
"Well," Shen Qingyun said in a loud voice, "In addition to ten books a month, there will be one swimming lesson every day, and we will learn in Koi Lake! Are you kidding me? People from the Law Department can be drowned by water..."
Shen Qingyun left muttering to himself.
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a long while, and his small body began to sway with anger.
The five faces looked at each other.
Due to their age, they did not perceive the specific crisis, but they had a bad premonition.
"Big sister, how about we run away from home?"
"No," Jiang Xiaobai gritted his teeth and said, "Facing challenges head-on is the right way. Once we learn how to swim, won't there be no more swimming lessons?"
Wu Xiao nodded in confusion.
"Let's go!" Jiang Xiaobai gritted his teeth and turned around, "Let's go swimming!"
"Ah, sister, self-study?"
"Isn't there a fish?"...
Nanshi.
Overcrowded.
Just as Sanxi Sanren said, there is no shortage of excitement when it comes to Tiancongren.
The sports meet was just coming to an end, and the newly built stage in Nanshi was resumed here.
Entering South City, Shen Qingyun took a quick look.
Comparing the new Nan City in his eyes with the old Nan City destroyed by the Chu and Han people, he actually felt a great sense of accomplishment.
This is the farmer's market I remember...
"Next time, find an opportunity and take over Taipei..."
Bah, bah, bah, bad luck!
All the way to the stage, Shen Qingyun saw Qiu Bei.
"sister……"
Qiu Bei turned his head and glanced: "So you have time?"
Shen Qingyun said with a smile: "Sis, how can I not attend the show that I personally arranged? Sis, what show is today?"
"The Legend of the White Snake."
"Oh, this play is full of twists and turns and very touching. It's a good play...what about tomorrow?"
"The Legend of the White Snake."
Shen Qingyun was confused: "The day after tomorrow?"
Qiu Bei said calmly, "In the next ten days, there will be ten performances of Legend of the White Snake every day."
My sister really likes Legend of White Snake!
I wanted to ask, but then I thought better of it.
He thought, forget it, Qiu Bei narrowed his eyes and asked, "It seems that you are not satisfied?"
"Sister, what you said is true," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "Let alone ten days, even if you turn the white snake into a male, I will fully support you!"
Qiu Bei said with relief: "They are indeed siblings, their ideas coincide with each other."
"Haha, of course, we are siblings..." Shen Qingyun's smile gradually disappeared, "Coincidence...?"
Qiu Bei nodded: "Male snake."
"Hahaha……"
Shen Qingyun started crying while laughing.
"Sister, I'm afraid this thing is..."
"Ok?"
"Good change!" Shen Qingyun glared and gave a thumbs up. "Sister, this change is like the finishing touch. It not only improves the status of Qin Wu women, but also... Sister, I'm just curious, where is the green snake?"
"Of course it's a man."
Xu Shilin, you no longer have Aunt Qing, but you have a second uncle, did you know that?
"Xu Shilin, the son of Xu Xian?"
"Hmm..." Qiu Bei paused, "Not Xu Shilin, but Xu Gaosheng."
Shilin, had a smooth career and was an outstanding Hanlin.
Rise high, rise rapidly, and advance step by step.
The meaning is similar.
"But thinking back on my childhood in my previous life...it still hurts!"
Shen Qingyun didn't dare to ask about the plot this time and planned to go straight to the source.
"What do you think, sister?"
Qiu Bei narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you mean?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "I just want to ask you about your ideas for secondary creation."
"Thoughts..." Qiu Bei was about to speak when he turned his gaze and looked at the two newcomers.
Shen Qingyun looked in the direction he was looking and saw the Three Washing Wanderers and the Red Wedding Girl coming together.
After being stunned for at least half an incense stick of time, Shen Qingyun turned around stupidly and looked at Qiu Bei.
"sister?"
Qiu sighed, "A turtle and a snake are still snakes, but if we just make a turtle and snake legend, I'm afraid it's a bit blunt?"
Sister, don’t you think your legend of a male snake is not straightforward enough?
Shen Qingyun was so scared that he broke out in a sweat and dragged Qiu Bei to the backstage.
"Sister, did they offend you?"
Qiu Bei said calmly: "Don't ask these questions, kid. Why are you looking for me?"
"No, sister...Okay," Shen Qingyun didn't dare to say more, and said her intention, "The sports meeting is over, and the adults are planning to film Journey to the West. You over here..."
Autumn sadness brings interest.
"Don't worry, the staff is ready. After practicing for the past few days, everyone is familiar with the script. We are just waiting for the leading actors to take their positions."
In the new edition of Journey to the West, there is no problem of insufficient manpower this time.
Not only did the Tuoba brothers not have a cameo appearance as Benbol Baba Bolben, but even a strong man like Du Kui only got a supporting role as the Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Women this time.
As for the starring lineup, it is even more powerful.
The brother and sister talked for a while, and Shen Qingyun planned to leave and stay away from the turmoil of the male snake legend.
"Sister, there is something..."
Qiu Beile said: "You are being polite to me? It is definitely not your business."
"So it's my sister," Shen Qingyun sighed, "Yesterday I went to the palace to pay my respects to the Queen, and I met Nanny Lin, the current leader of Yulin Sect..."
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Qiu Bei sneered: "Finally speaking?"
Shen Qingyun was surprised and asked, "Sister, did you know this a long time ago?"
Qiu Bei said calmly: "I am not interested in looking for someone everywhere, I just sensed the aura of her skills."
So, Nanny Lin also practiced the Seven Treasures and Eight Sons Secret Technique, but why did she...
Shen Qingyun suppressed his doubts and continued, "Mrs. Lin said that the Yulin Sect is trapped in the martial arts and is becoming increasingly desolate. They want to find a way to transform the martial arts. Sister..."
"So," Qiu Bei said with a half-smile, "my cheap senior sister is probably dead."
Shen Qingyun opened his mouth wide: "There is such a connection?"
"People who betray their teachers and ancestors are not good people."
Shen Qingyun was choked by these words, and after a long while, he said bitterly: "Sister, I didn't know there was such a thing."
"Originally, this has nothing to do with you, humph," Qiu Bei glanced at Shen Qingyun and sighed, "For your sake, I can let her transform her energy and start over. The loss of her cultivation won't be too great. But for others, I don't have the leisure time."
Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly and said, "I'll tell Aunt Lin later. I'm sorry for disturbing your peace."
"It's not that I'm indifferent," Qiu Bei explained, "I can't resolve this cause and effect."
Shen Qingyun nodded: "Sister, I understand."
After talking for a while, Shen Qingyun said goodbye.
Before leaving, I saw Sanxi Sanren and Hong Xi Nu went from standing to sitting, and then to talking and laughing...
"Who whispered in my ear that his love for me would never change?"
How dare a male snake sing this song?
Shaking his head, Shen Qingyun started to run and disappeared in a flash.
sizzle...
"Hello? Brother..."
"Brother Yong, where are you?"
"I'm looking after dogs in Jinzhou, what can I do for you, brother?"
"Wait for me!"
……
In the time it takes to stick of incense, Shen Qingyun arrived in Jinzhou.
Above the Jinzhou camp.
Luo Yong was holding up a projector and taking pictures of the hungry wolf below.
Seeing Shen Qingyun arriving, Luo Yong was amazed.
"Brother, I've opened my eyes. This is the first time I've seen the legend of a hungry wolf not being hungry!"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Dear, there is a paid feeding event for hungry wolves here, do you want to participate?"
“Hahaha, this is something you must experience!”
The two landed.
Shen Qingyun handed over the command talisman that banned weapons, and no one was invited in. Instead, a group of hungry wolves were sent out, ready to be fed by the guests from afar.
"Tsk, brother, you are such an official..."
Shen Qingyun bowed towards Tian Zheng.
"It's all because of your Majesty's good education. Brother Yong, please wait a moment. There is a treasure in Jinzhou, and this weather is just right for eating it."
Enter Jinzhou military city again.
The sign of Liu's Ice Jelly Shop has a gold border.
The three characters written by Liu Bingfen on it seem to have a sense of sedimentation because two characters are missing.
Shen Qingyun stopped outside the ice jelly shop and looked at Liu Xiaofei inside.
Compared to last year, this little dandy who was convicted for his words has become much calmer.
His face has the shrewdness of a businessman and the solemnity of a man living a normal life.
When he lowered his eyes, he saw the dog under Liu Xiaofei's feet was still there, and it had grown much bigger.
"There seems to be some spiritual energy on you?"
Since it involved the Liu family inheritance, Shen Qingyun didn't look at it any more and walked into the store.
When the two met again, the wooden spoon in Liu Xiaofei's hand fell into the brown sugar water with a splash.
Shen Qingyun smiled and bowed: "I haven't seen you in recent years. Brother Liu has impressed me."
After confirming that the person coming was from the Forbidden Martial Arts Division, Liu Xiaofei seemed to be about to kneel down, crying, as if begging for mercy.
Shen Qingyun stepped forward to support him and said with a smile: "I often hear Uncle Liu talking about Brother Liu. Now that I see him, I know that Uncle Liu is being modest."
"Shen, Shen Xingxing, common people..."
The father and son communicate a lot on a daily basis.
"Brother Liu, please don't be so polite," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "I passed by here today, first to visit Brother Liu, and second to taste Liu Bingfen's craftsmanship."
Upon hearing this, Liu Xiaofei slapped himself twice in the face before he came to his senses.
"Shen, Lord Shen, wait a moment..."
"I want ten servings, take them away!"
When reading the first copy, Liu Xiaofei's hands were still shaking, but as he read on, he became calmer.
After all ten portions were ready, Shen Qingyun stood up and packed them himself, dividing the ten portions into two large portions, the front five and the back five.
"You must take the silver," Shen Qingyun waved his hand and said with a smile, "Otherwise I won't come next time. Brother Liu will go back to Tianjian when he's empty-handed. We'll meet again..."
Liu Xiaofei chased out of the shop and watched Shen Qingyun leave with a dazed look on his face.
The last time I saw Shen Qingyun, I was sent to the inner prison and imprisoned for a few days.
This time when I met Shen Qingyun, I sold ten servings of ice jelly to him.
"It feels like I've handed in my homework to the teacher..."
After a long sigh, Liu Xiaofei grinned.
Until Shen Qingyun disappeared, he turned back to the shop and continued making ice jelly.
After a few dozen breaths, he felt that this bowl of ice jelly was more solid than before.
While drinking ice jelly, Shen Qingyun told the story of Journey to the West.
Luo Yongle asked: "Who are you playing?"
"Eh?" Shen Qingyun asked in surprise, "It sounds like Brother Yong is interested in making a guest appearance?"
"It's not impossible," Luo Yong approached and said, "Is there a character who can beat a bodhi seed into mud with one slap? Give me one."
What grudge? What...that's not right!
"Why do you and Brother Yong both want to beat up Putizi?"
Shen Qingyun's face darkened as he said, "Brother Yong, my master plays the role of Bodhi seed."
"Haha, just a word," Luo Yongyang threw away the last pair of pig intestines, "Let's go back to Tianzhen and talk in detail. I have been to Qinwu for the past few days and found many good scenes..."
The two brothers fought back to the Heaven's Punishment.
As soon as he entered the city, Luo Yong frowned and looked around.
Shen Qingyun asked curiously: "Brother Yong, what's wrong?"
"Is it an illusion?" Luo Yong became more suspicious. "Why do I smell the stench of a sword cultivator?"
Shen Qingyun immediately gave a thumbs up, with an expression that looked like he was half laughing and half crying.
"Master Dugu of the Small Immortal Sword Sect has taken half a step forward."
"Fuck...hiss!" Luo Yong was dumbfounded, "Brother, you... you really figured it out?"
This is called yellow mud falling on my crotch, Brother Yong!
Shen Qingyun chuckled twice and was too lazy to deny it. He sighed desolately and angrily, then led the way to Huitong Hall.
"He didn't deny it?"
In the air, Li Qinglian's brows were wrinkled like springs.
"Things are getting weirder..." (End of this chapter)
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