My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"

"Ka! Red Boy, you are still old enough to wear a bellyband, don't be so mature... Let your father take you down to find the feeling!"

Upon hearing this, Bull Demon King (played by Niu Dawei) hurried forward, pulled Jiang Xiaobai down, and taught him by example.

Niu Weiwu glanced at the young father that Brother Shen had just found for him and couldn't help swallowing.

"Let's get through this scene first. Now we'll film the scene where the Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Warriors seduce Sun Wukong to the underworld and pass through the forest... Bull-Headed Warrior, don't just stand there!"

Seeing the "monsters" looking at him, Niu Weiwu was startled, but remembered that he was playing the role of the Bull Head, so he had no choice but to go on stage.

"Hey, you can't let me play any role based on my last name, Brother Shen..."

I'm even injured!

After working for most of the day, we finally finished the ten or so scenes in the forest.

But Director Shen said that no matter you are the leading actor or an extra, you have to wait.

After a long while, Shen Qingyun and Luo Yong smiled and nodded.

"It was a good shoot today, Brother Yong."

"Well, it's just that the Bull Head is too listless and fails to bring out the fierceness of the underworld officials..."

If I get angry, I can bite you to death!

Niu Weiwu lowered his head and stared at his toes, gnashing his teeth secretly.

"Brother Yong, why don't we reshoot it?"

Luo Yong pondered and shook his head, saying, "Forget it, they are all ghosts, so don't ask for so much... After all, they are just ghosts, which is kind of nice, hahaha..."

The actors smiled apologetically and then went home.

high altitude.

Li Qinglian, with a head full of question marks, followed him back home.

Even if he couldn't understand, he planned to continue peeking.

"I want to know how bizarre the daily life of this suspected swordsman is!"

City of Heavenly Punishment.

As soon as the two brothers landed, Luo Yong sniffed and asked suspiciously, "Is the smell less fishy?"

Shen Qingyun's expression changed slightly: "Could it be that Sect Master Dugu has taken that half step back?"

Luo Yong was about to laugh, but his brows furrowed again, and his nostrils flared: "It's thicker again!"

"This is still Schrödinger's trick..."

Shen Qingyun was confused and said hurriedly: "Brother Yong, no matter how flirtatious you are, go to the palace first and prepare to set off to the Mayi Gate."

"Yeah, anyway, it won't happen to me."

royal palace.

Royal Garden.

When the two men arrived, they saw from afar the great Qin Wu Emperor, Qin Moju, who was not thinking about state affairs. He was still wearing the clothes of the Jade Emperor and practicing the square steps in the garden.

Luo Yong was speechless and said, "He is the emperor. Hasn't he had enough?"

One is in charge of a small area on the earth, and the other is in charge of the three realms. Brother Yong, you have to understand this.

Shen Qingyun explained silently and was about to step forward when he saw Nanny Lin supporting the Queen and walking towards Qin Moju.

"Why did Qing'er come out?"

"Qingyun and Divine Doctor Zhao both want me to move around more."

"Oh, haha, then you have to walk more. Look at me, my dear. How am I walking?"

"It looks great, but Your Majesty, will this way of walking be very laborious?"

"After all, this is a play, so we have to act like one. What's more, I really think this way of walking is majestic and domineering!"

Zhong Qing smiled and said jokingly, "Your Majesty, please don't be too absorbed in the play and unable to extricate yourself."

"Don't worry, Queen," Qin Moju said gently, "I can still distinguish between reality and acting."

Zhong Qing laughed so hard that she was shaking with joy.

Luo Yong and Shen Qingyun looked at each other.

"Brother, your Majesty..."

"Brother Yong, His Majesty was fine before."

"That's because this play is so powerful!"

"Alas, there is no turning back...hiss, the Curtain Roller is coming, Brother Yong should hide first!"

……

The general who draws the curtain: played by Pang Bo.

This guy doesn't know that the Peach Festival will be a turning point in his destiny. He is still immersed in the surprise of being able to protect the Jade Emperor at close range, and is excited and flamboyant.

Even the Jade Emperor had a headache when he saw this guy. Before Pang Bo came close, Qin Moju raised his palm and shouted to stop.

"Pang Aiqing, this is just a costume..."

Pangbo cupped his hands and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, whether it is a theatrical costume or an official uniform, it does not affect my belief in serving Your Majesty!"

"Tsk tsk," Luo Yong was shocked when he heard it, "If he continues to praise him like this, will your Majesty be willing to demote him to the mortal world?"

Shen Qingyun touched his nose: "Your Majesty can distinguish between reality and acting."

After Qin Moju sent Pang Bo away, the two of them showed up.

After the ceremony, Luo Yong continued to watch.

"The things are ready," Qin Moju called Fenghuo to get them, then turned around and asked Shen Qingyun, "Shen Xingxing, are you in such a hurry?"

Shen Qingyun said respectfully, "Your Majesty, Lord Lian has come to urge you six times in three days. I am also worried that the night will be too long and there will be more trouble, so I went to check the situation in advance."

Qin Moju nodded and said, "I trust you to do the job, but your safety..."

"Please let your majesty know that Brother Yong and I are going together."

"Haha, then I feel more relieved," Qin Moju bowed to Luo Yong, "I will always remember the favor of the fat envoy's protection..."

Luo Yong's scalp was a little hard, and he laughed and said: "It's just a trip, and besides, Brother Qingyun's strength should not be underestimated..."

As if the force is not enough?
After savoring it for a while, he laughed again: "Maybe I'll need Brother Qingyun to protect me."

Being extra fat makes one very humble!

The king and his ministers laughed.

"Once you and the fat messenger leave, how will we shoot the next scene?"

"Your Majesty, you can let the Chu Xun brothers shoot the less important scenes first. The adults will also be in charge of the quality control..."

After a conversation, Fenghuo had already obtained the official items needed for this trip.

After Shen Qingyun put it away, Qin Moju said solemnly: "I think Lord Huo's guess is correct. There is a 90% chance that the Bodhi seed is aimed at Qin Wu."

Shen Qingyun bowed and said, "Your Majesty, please give me your instructions."

"No instructions," Qin Moju was still thinking about the troubles of Yunxiu Sect. After thinking for a while, he said, "Although I don't know why the other party went to the Three Kingdoms to preach, it seems that he is targeting me. If he doesn't do anything, it will be good. With your ability, Shen Xingxing, you can easily get rid of him. If he does, you can just leave..."

Is there really an emperor in our world who cares for his subjects like this?
Luo Yong was stunned.

Shen Qingyun said: "Your Majesty is right, but I think..."

"What do you think?"

“You can’t just leave easily,” Shen Qingyun said fiercely, “Let him hit you twice, and ask Brother Yong to film it. Set up tens of thousands of monitors in the Guixu Gate territory, so that everyone knows how much the Chu-Han Immortal Dynasty bullies people!”

puff……

The king and his ministers looked at Luo Yong.

Luo Yong wiped his mouth and said hurriedly: "Go on, pretend I don't exist."

The king and his ministers looked at each other.

Qin Moju praised: "This is a good idea."

Shen Qingyun said modestly: "I was also inspired by your majesty."

"We have to adapt to the situation," Qin Moju thought for a while, and then said, "Liu Xin sent him here, not to fight like before, but to preach. I'm afraid this Bodhizi is not good at killing..."

Shen Qingyun suddenly realized: "Your Majesty, I understand. If he is not good at killing, I will beat him up again!"

Qin Moju nodded with satisfaction: "I have no doubts about Shen Xingxing's work."

When leaving the palace, Luo Yong had a look of regret on his face.

"When you Qinwu do things, you focus on being flexible and adaptable."

Shen Qingyun sighed bitterly: "If your small country is not so changeable, I'm afraid it won't exist for much longer."

"Brother, do you want to think about it?" Luo Yong said speechlessly, "I won't even mention the grand occasion at Guixu Sect. If Liu Xin had any ability, would he let Bodhizi come to preach? Wouldn't it be simpler to just wipe out Qin Wu?"

Don’t think that Qin Wu still has the title of a secular dynasty.

The strength of the domestic body cultivators is at the fifth level!
There are at least dozens of them in the four realms!

The strength of the cultivators who submitted to Qin Wu included a fifth-level spirit beast king and a fourth-level perfect three-wash cultivator.

The ones who can be mobilized by Qin Wu are Sijing Tianyanzi and Wendaozi.

Shen Qingyun stroked it and couldn't help being shocked.

"Good fellow, if you take this into account, when I leave the world of immortal cultivation in the future, I can tell everyone that I come from a... small family, right?"

"With this lineup," Luo Yong curled his lips, "If the autumn wind is not good, if there is no rectification of the atmosphere, they would have come to your door long ago to ask if you want to rebel."

Shen Qingyun said angrily: "Senior Qiufeng is kind to others, how could he be like this... Hey, Brother Yong, don't argue about this, let's go, go and pack up!"

The two ran to the shop and picked and chose what to pack.

Li Qinglian, high in the sky, was in a dilemma.

From my observations so far, I have gained a lot, but I have also gained a lot of confusion.

"The reason why Dugu Xiaoyao became a half-step sword cultivator is most likely related to this person..."

But after three days of secret observation, he couldn't find any connection between Shen Qingyun and sword cultivation.

"Whether it's his eyes, temperament, style, or habits..."

After thinking for a while, he made a decision.

"I'm afraid if I continue to read, I won't gain anything..."

The breakthrough point is probably still with that half-step swordsman.

With his mind made up, he glanced at Shen Qingyun and flashed to the sky above Huitong Hall.

Shen House.

Yun Qianqian looked at Shen Weilong.

"Husband, this little sword cultivator is different from the previous ones?"

Shen Weilong nodded slightly and said in a deep voice: "He is too old-fashioned. I am afraid he will not get along with Qingyun. I asked the elders in the sect and they all said that Li Qinglian has a flexible mind and is good at accepting new things..."

Yes, I have nosebleeds three times a day while carrying a thermos.

Yun Qianqian was secretly happy, but also anxious.

"With him running back and forth like this, when will our Qingyun be able to enter the Immortal Sword Sect?"

Shen Weilong smiled and said, "The road has been set, and the rest will come naturally..."

"Don't brag," Yun Potian said calmly, "Qingyun is not even a sword cultivator yet."

"Oh, yes," Yun Qianqian said in surprise, "If you are not a sword cultivator, you cannot join the Immortal Sword Sect. What should my husband do?"

Shen Weilong shook his head and said, "This is just an external manifestation. What really attracts people to join the sect is the appreciation of swordsmanship."

The so-called sword viewing is exactly the sword of the common man that Emperor Kutian saw for seven days.

This is the real standard for the Xianjian Sect to accept disciples.

After saying that, Shen Weilong glanced at his father-in-law.

"Humph……"

Yun Potian snorted angrily.

As the Supreme of the Qingtian Sect, how could he not know this?

He asked this question only because he was angry that his grandson was taken away by someone else.

"If Qingyun enters the Qingtian Sect, this Supreme Master has ten thousand ways to deal with it..."

Damn it, how come this guy with no brains and only sword energy suddenly has such a way of strategizing!
Just as he was thinking about it, Shen Weilong stood up and bowed.

"My Lord Father-in-law, the matter of Qingyun is almost settled," he said in a deep voice, "I think it's time to go there again."

"Where..." Yun Potian's mind flashed the Stone Blood Forbidden Land, but he suddenly denied it and frowned, "The matter of Yunrang?"

Shen Weilong nodded.

Yun Potian frowned even more tightly, and Yun Qianqian also became nervous.

"You have made new discoveries in the Demon Sect?"

Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "I have searched the soul of the Soul Transfer Demon Envoy and found nothing, but the person caught by Qingyun..."

Shentu Dali was originally in the territory of the Demon Sect.

After wandering for more than four thousand years, he finally came to the right path.

This kind of thing seems to have been transformed into normal behavior over a long period of more than 4,000 years...

In fact, it is very abnormal.

Yun Potian pondered for a long time, then narrowed his eyes and said, "The teleportation array left behind by the ancient immortal world?"

With Yun Potian, a big boss who has lived for thousands of years, and Shen Weilong, a big evil man of the righteous path, the magic path can still exist in the world of cultivation, thanks to the harmony of yin and yang. Even so, the rules are set very strictly.

Simply put, even if a first-level spirit beast passes through the Demonic Territory, it must leave a record, not to mention a fifth-level spiritual cultivator.

Therefore, Shentu Dali was able to come here without any noise, thanks to a teleportation array left over from the ancient fairyland.

Shen Weilong nodded and said, "The Soul Transfer Demon Envoy knows this teleportation array."

That's right.

"But Shentu Dali accidentally touched the teleportation array..."

Shen Weilong said in a deep voice: "It is possible that the Soul Transfer Demon Envoy knew it unintentionally, but is it possible that someone else deliberately let him know it unintentionally?"

Calculated to this extent?
Yun Potian was shocked. He stood up and paced back and forth, asking, "Why do you have such a guess?"

"Thirteen years ago, Yunran was in danger. After being rescued, he was placed in the Wendao Sect," Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "Shentu Dali also first appeared in the territory of the Wendao Sect."

Yun Potian took a deep breath and said word by word: "What is the purpose of letting Shentu Dali appear?"

"It could be to confuse people, or it could be related to the Demon Sect."

"Related to the Demon Sect? Ha!"

A cold light flashed across Yun Potian's eyes.

Even if the Demon Sect had the courage, they would not dare to target the bloodline of the Supreme Master of the Qingtian Sect.

So there is only one answer.

"Confusing the public..." Yun Potian exhaled foul air and muttered, "It means this has been planned for a long time."

Shen Weilong said nothing.

a long time.

Yun Potian turned his head and looked at Shen Weilong: "You go first, I'll go get something."

Upon hearing this, Yun Qianqian knew that her father was going to fight, and hurriedly said, "Dad, be careful."

"Qian'er, don't worry," Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "If I don't agree, no one can touch my father-in-law."

Thank you, my dear son-in-law!
As Yun Potian snorted, a shadow emerged from his body and disappeared.

small shop.

Most of the packing is done.

Shen Qingyun was busy when he noticed that Luo Yong was not moving and was staring at the recipe on the wall in a daze.

Following his sight, he immediately said happily: "Brother Yong is still thinking about the spicy noodles?"

"I know what kind of person you are, brother," Luo Yong sighed regretfully, "Although it is what I want, but... it is better to give it a miss."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Just pack some. Maybe Brother Yong suddenly doesn't want to miss it?"

Luo Yong was enjoying himself when he turned around and saw Sandi Sanren and Hong Xinu suddenly enter the store, discussing the plot as they walked.

"That Fahai is really not a human being."

"The third Taoist friend is not a human being. Does that mean it literally?"

“No, it’s an evaluation.”

"You are quite empathetic, fellow Taoist."

"What do you think of this, Fellow Daoist Hong?"

"I think the snake spirit in the Legend of the White Snake should be a female?"

"Oh? This is a novel idea. Let's sit down first and have a drink...ah, Lord Shen is here too!"

The two sides met and saluted.

Seeing that Luo Yong did not want to be exposed, Shen Qingyun did not introduce him.

After a few pleasantries, Sanxi and the other sat down and continued to discuss the plot. Shen Luo also packed his bags and left.

"That female cultivator?"

"Well, has Brother Yong ever heard of it?"

"Brother, not everyone can get into my ears."

"That's Lan Lanjian..."

"I only know Sect Master Lan Lanjian."

For a moment, I wasn’t sure whether Brother Yong was complaining about his narrow social circle or that he was too high up in Versailles.

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and asked about the Tianxuan Sect.

Luo Yong said with emotion: "If Bai Xiaolian can really become a disciple of Tianxuan Sect... No, at least she has to be a core disciple, then she will be worthy of you, brother."

"Ahem, Brother Yong thinks highly of me."

"Overestimating? Don't be ridiculous, brother," Luo Yong said in a complicated tone, "It's mainly because you're too picky. There are so many beauties in Chu and Han, but you haven't been tempted by any of them..."

And I didn’t choose any of them!
Shen Qingyun tried to probe: "Brother Yong, Qin Wu has more good girls..."

"Stop, stop, stop hurting me," Luo Yong waved his hands. "The sect's order is that if it's Chu and Han, it's Chu and Han. Fuck them, fuck them, right?"

Shen Qingyun expressed his admiration and asked, "Is it easy to enter the Tianxuan Sect?"

"That's about it," Luo Yong thought for a moment, then picked out what he could say, "It's not easy to join the four major sects. The most difficult ones are the Immortal Sword Sect and the Tianxuan Sect. It's not just about talent..."

Upon hearing that disciples of the Tianxuan Sect were not allowed to find a Taoist partner privately and must at least get the sect's consent, Shen Qingyun's heart moved.

Luo Yong said meaningfully: "So that Bai Xiaolian is probably interested in more than just you, brother."

Shen Qingyun understood what was going on.

"Brother Yong must have wanted to remind me a long time ago, but he was afraid that I would misunderstand..."

But is there anything about me that is worthy of Mr. Bai's concern?

Shen Qingyun touched his nose angrily: "Maybe I'm just too handsome."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

When we returned to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, the staff was already ready.

Apart from these two, there are also Tang Kuo and others.

Because Tang Kuo and others temporarily returned to the Ministry of Law, I heard that their colleagues in the Ministry of Immortality made a fuss for a while.

Of course, it does not affect the result...and the smiles on the faces of Tang Kuo and others.

"You are new to the officialdom, so you need to discuss all matters concerning going out with Mr. Shen..."

Huo Xiu said a lot with great pride.

"If it weren't for the sake of the Qiufeng Sect Master, you wouldn't be willing to spend this effort."

After finishing the lecture, Huo Xiu didn't say much to Shen Qingyun. He waved his hand and went back to the public housing, continuing to think about how to better interpret the role of Bodhizi.

Luo Yong curled his lips and said, "He is a hands-off boss and feels at ease with it."

I agree with both hands and feet!

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "My Lord is busy with important matters."

As he was speaking, Tang Kuo also came over, his face full of excitement and excitement.

"Shen Jingli, Shen Jingli, Shen Jingli!"

After calling Shen Jingli three times, Luo Yong knew that the mistress in front of him... had some problems in her brain, so she went to Koi Lake immediately.

Tang Kuo's fellow apprentices also looked at each other and communicated with each other.

"Big Brother is so happy..."

"Now I finally don't have to call you Junior Master Uncle anymore."

"Then...should we call him Shen Jingli or Junior Master Uncle?"

……

"Brother Tang," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "The Ministry of Law does not refer to officials by their titles."

That's better!
"I, Tang Kuo, just want to get along with you as an equal!"

Tang Kuo's smile became even sweeter. He pulled Shen Qingyun aside and asked quietly.

"Brother Shen, can you tell me something? What is the meaning of letting us join the Law Department?"

"It's not the Ministry of Law," Shen Qingyun explained, "The Ministry of Martial Arts will soon be restructured. If I'm right, the Lord has other important arrangements for Brother Tang and the others."

Tang Kuo's brows lightened with joy, and his voice became even deeper.

"Since it is an important arrangement... can you control those people from the Immortal Department?"

Brother Tang’s pursuit... is a bit weird.

Shen Qingyun did not ask, but smiled and said: "Everyone has his own duties. Of course, the specific tasks should be arranged in order of priority."

After saying a few words, loud shouting was heard in the distance.

When Shen Qingyun heard Liu Xiao Ling Tong's voice, he hurried to the Koi Lake.

When we arrived at the lakeside, we saw Luo Yongzheng and Lu Xiaolong squatting by the lake, looking at something.

"Brother Yong, what are you doing..."

Shen Qingyun looked down and saw a big rock in front of the seven people.

"What's so good about the stone... Eh? There are words on it? Ban Wuxing, Gaosheng Wang?"

This rhetoric seems somehow familiar.

Shen Qingyun was puzzled.

After thinking for a while, her little face turned green.

"The Great Chu rises, and Chen Sheng is the king?!"

This is a rebellious rhetoric!!!

"Fortunately, there were no fox calls..."

Just as I was thinking about it, the lake surface started to rustle.

A fat and flexible koi fish jumped out of the water, imitating the human voice with its mouth: "Banned Wuxing, King Gaosheng..."

Oh, there are no foxes, there are fish!
"Big Fatty, shut up..."

Before Shen Qingyun finished his scolding, Big Fatty slipped into the water, sprayed a big bubble, and pushed himself far away.

"It's simply lawless!" Shen Qingyun said angrily, "Jiang Xiaozhishi, where did this stone come from?"

Jiang Xiaobai pointed to the lake.

Shen Qingyun glared and asked, "Did you fish it out of the lake?"

"I was at the scene, I can testify," Luo Yong raised his hand and said, "It was quite heavy."

Brother Yong is going to kill someone!
Shen Qingyun bit his cheek and continued to look at the words engraved on the stone. When he saw it, he cursed out loud.

"Is it Liu style? Fatty, if you can imitate my handwriting, you can imitate my face! Come up here!"

Seeing such a commotion, not only Huo Xiu, but also Liu Qian from the stable came out to see what was going on, leading a female donkey that was about to give birth.

Koi Lakeside.

Crowds of people gathered.

Dapang was fished out and laid on the shore.

About ten people from the town were holding water and fire sticks and shouting loudly on the ground.

Further ahead, there are various torture instruments, including but not limited to barbecue grills, barbecue skewers, barbecue brushes, honey, cumin, chili powder...

In the front, there is a desk.

"grown ups……"

Huo Xiu waved his hand, continued to cross his arms across his chest, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen Xiao Shen try a case yet, just come."

Shen Qingyun sat down reluctantly, and just as he picked up the gavel...

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen," Liu Gaosheng hurried over, trembling with joy, "I'm an expert at this, I'll do it, I'll do it!"

Shen Qingyun felt bitter: "Brother Liu, you probably have to avoid this fight."

"Why?"

Shen Qingyun nodded at the stone that was the evidence next to the barbecue grill.

Liu Gaosheng took a closer look and his pale face turned black.

Born into a military family, he is much more sensitive to this stuff than Shen Qingyun.

"Who the hell spread this rumor?"

"Don't be impatient," Huo Xiu gloated, "This is not going to be judged yet, Xiao Shen, hurry up, my mouth is watering."

After hearing this, there was the sound of slobbering around.

The sound was so powerful that Shen Qingyun didn't even have to bang the gavel. Big Fatty confessed tremblingly and was rewarded with leniency.

"You mean that you and Brother Liu worked together to spread rumors and created a relationship, and then Brother Liu showed off his gold medal in front of you, saying that he was the number one in the Forbidden Martial Arts Division, and you thought that he asked you to spread this rumor?"

Big Fatty felt aggrieved and ordered the fish head crazily.

Shen Qingyun and everyone else looked at Liu Gaosheng.

Liu Gaosheng was ashamed and angry...

But this does not affect how tough he is.

He gritted his teeth and said calmly, "I admit everything I said before, but I don't admit the last sentence... What are you laughing at? Isn't what this fat guy said true? In terms of gold medals, who in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department has more than me?"

Shen Qingyun shuddered and subconsciously looked at Luo Yong.

Luo Yong was wiping his tears. Seeing this, he waved his hands and said, "It's okay, it's worth it. It's worth being offended. Roar, roar, roar..." (End of this chapter)