My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Manager He, try this secret recipe of Nine-Turn Large Intestine."

"Thank you, Mr. Shen... Hmm, the aftertaste is extremely rich, another delicacy!"

“Try this salt-fried meat.”

"Delicious, delicious! It's similar to the stir-fried pork dish just now..."

……

After the meal, He Cong shed tears of happiness and regret.

The first time he was tricked by the beggar's chicken, he warned himself not to be tempted by delicious food again.

But the food next door smells so damn good!

He is also sensible and knows that one should be grateful to others for what one has received.

As soon as Shen Qingyun finished cleaning up and took out the milk tea, he took the initiative to bow and asked respectfully: "I wonder what instructions Mr. Shen has this time. I will definitely do my best."

"There are indeed some things," Shen Qingyun asked with a smile, "I wonder if Manager He is interested in opening a small shop together?"

A small shop?

He Cong thought about it and realized that he understood the deep meaning. He felt a little sad, but he could do nothing about it. He could only force a smile and said, "I couldn't ask for more. In this way, I will pay for all the capital, and I can take 30%... 20%... 10% of the profits!"

Luo Yong, who was standing by, was amused: "Manager He is so straightforward, I can't help but be tempted, how about we start a big business together?"

He Cong could hardly sit still after hearing this.

"Brother Yong was joking with you," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "but you misunderstood. The capital will be provided by the Marquis' Mansion, I will provide the technology, and you will be responsible for the operation. The money earned will be shared equally by all of us..."

He Cong was dumbfounded after hearing this: "Mr. Shen, are you serious?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said nothing.

He Cong immediately stood up and bowed deeply.

"How can this be called a business partnership? It's clearly Master Shen saving people from hardship and giving me a bright future. I am willing to work like a slave to repay Master Shen's kindness!"

"That's too much," Shen Qingyun helped him sit down. "In business, the most important thing is to work together for a win-win situation. In the future, the specific operation of the store will require more attention from Manager He."

"Of course!" He Cong patted his chest, "I will call this little shop my home from now on!"

After a while of discussion, He Cong became even more excited when he heard that the shop was a restaurant and sold the delicious dishes he had just eaten. He wanted to start working on the spot.

After discussing this matter, Shen Qingyun asked, "What has happened to your uncle recently?"

coming!

He Cong's heart skipped a beat, and after a moment's hesitation, he gritted his teeth.

"Mr. Shen, I don't know the details about the dojo, but don't worry, I'll ask my uncle right away..."

"That's not necessary," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "I'm just asking casually, just tell me what you know."

So that's how it is. He Cong slowed down a little, thought for a while and then said, "Tomorrow at noon, the Taoist temple will start praying for rain. But my uncle has been very excited these past two days, and his words have been... a lot of disparagement, uh, disparagement of other fellow Taoists..."

"How was it degraded?"

"They said that they knew they couldn't win openly, so they resorted to despicable means, but all their tricks were perfectly resolved by the Saint Master..."

The two who used shady tactics one after another were probably Gao Qiming and Li Qinglian.

Shen Qingyun touched his nose angrily.

"These two people who are eager to help others, one of them refuses to leave the room, and the other is still sleeping..."

Suppressing his thoughts, he asked again: "Do you know that the other side is also asking for rain?"

"My uncle knew about it that day, Mr. Shen," He Cong nodded. "My uncle didn't take it seriously, saying that if an egg hits a stone, it's doomed to fail in the end... Oh, my uncle even disguised himself and received a three-legged egg, and he said it wasn't tasty."

Good guy, I'm just good guy!

Shen Qingyun raised his eyebrows: "Not eaten raw?"

Luo Yong glanced at Shen Qingyun.

He Cong was stunned.

"Take another one back," Shen Qingyun touched a three-legged egg and handed it over, "Let him try again."

Luo Yong pursed his lips, watched He Cong walk away with the egg in his hand, and then asked, "Do you want to eat it raw?"

"Who told him to cheat?" Shen Qingyun stood up and snorted, "He was in disguise, I'm afraid he got a lot of money. I hate people who take advantage of others the most."

"Indeed, I am annoyed too," Luo Yong stood up and said, "Let's go back?"

Shen Qingyun nodded and said with some concern: "Brother Yong, is that person okay?"

"Don't worry," Luo Yong said calmly, "Not to mention that he has thick skin and flesh, he is still a little naive to die in front of a disciple of the Qingtian Sect."

"Brother Yong."

"Ok?"

"The way you talk, I think it's best not to bring you back to the Qingtian Sect..."

"What?"

"I guess I'm going to get beaten, haha..."

Hou House.

Gao Qiming still didn't want to leave the room.

Shen Qingyun was speechless.

"In Qinwu, Lord Gao Shan was a man of the family who was good at dancing with his sleeves, but when he came to the Three Kingdoms, he instantly became a highly sensitive person..."

So the local environment and climate shape the local people, this is true!

After thinking for a while, he said respectfully: "Then please ask Mountain Master to do some more homework. Your disciple whom I have never met is extremely smart..."

Gao Qiming really liked this topic.

"Oh? It seems like you want to test my ability..."

With a creak, the door opened a little, and a thick stack of papers was handed out.

"I have been thinking a lot in my room these days. Sir Shen, please take it with you. It will be enough for you!"

Luo Yong just watched from the side, and while watching he cursed me, saying that my brother was not a human being, absolutely not a human being.

After borrowing the knife again, Shen Qingyun and the other man turned and entered Li Qinglian's room.

"Brother Yong, this person won't ever wake up, will he?"

Luo Yong stared.

"So if he never wakes up, you will never go to the Immortal Sword Sect? Brother, you really dare to think so."

I can't suggest sending a message to the Xianjian Sect and have someone come to pick him up, wouldn't that mean they would also pick me up at the same time?

Shen Qingyun looked at the unconscious Li Qinglian in a trance.

"For a moment, I actually had the mentality of taking care of him in his old age..."

Luo Yong originally planned to check on Li Qinglian's condition, but when he saw that Shen Qingyun's little face was filled with truth, goodness and beauty, his heart skipped a beat.

"Hey, hey, hey, brother, calm down."

Shen Qingyun came back to his senses: "What are you restraining?"

"Your saliva."

Shen Qingyun wiped it and found nothing. Speechless, he turned around and saw Luo Yong laughing.

"Not everyone is as dear to me as I am."

Shen Qingyun said sincerely: "How does the song go? Ever since I met you, you have been deeply engraved in my heart. Meeting you is my destiny..."

Luo Yong was shaking like a sieve, and waved his hands hurriedly, saying, "Stop, stop, let's get down to business!"

"Don't be busy yet." As soon as he sang, Shen Qingyun thought of Xu Junshi and asked curiously, "How is Xu Junshi's career going now?"

Why are you talking about these things?

Luo Yong was slightly startled, then curled his lips.

"Xu Shaoyang, the hottest star in Beizhou County City. All the dozens of songs you gave him were hits. The fan club was renamed the Nodding Sect, and he was revered as the leader of the Nodding Sect. The only unfortunate thing was that the president of the fan club disappeared, and he was sad for a long time..."

"Well, I have finally established myself in the entertainment industry. As for the government affairs of the county..."

"It's basically Xiren who takes care of it."

"Then Senior Brother Xiren has finally gotten what he wanted."

"Thanks to you, brother, if you go to Beizhou County City and shout that you want to be a god of war, Xiren will make it happen for you..."

"I suffer that?"

"Hahaha……"

……

The two brothers were chatting about nothing, as if they didn't notice that Li Qinglian had woken up.

Although he was awake, he was still half awake and half asleep.

In this Schrodinger state, Li Qinglian was about to faint again after hearing all these nonsense about the nodding sect, the leader, the fan club, the entertainment industry, etc.

Before I fainted, doubts suddenly arose.

"I went to look for Bodhizi, and they knew it. I was seriously injured, and they also knew it, but..."

It sounds like they are not worried about this at all?
Before he could think about it, he fainted.

Luo Yong and Shen Qingyun glared at each other, touched their noses together, communicated secretly, and stood up and left.

"It's really embarrassing. You even pretended to faint."

"Brother Yong, you didn't look down on him like this before..."

"Speaking of this," Luo Yong thought for a moment and leaned closer, "Brother, there is something I want you to figure out for me..."

"What's the matter?"

"Look," Luo Yong began to count on his fingers, "First, I saw him being beaten by you. Second, I saw him being seriously injured by the Bodhi seed..."

"Then?"

Luo Yong asked seriously: "Do you think it is possible for me to use these two things to take advantage of him and become the master..."

Shen Qingyun interrupted: "Luo Yong, put away your bold idea."

"Hmm..." Luo Yong touched his nose in dismay, "I think so too. They are all from famous and upright families. Don't be offended by what I think about every day, brother."

"I'm not surprised by this," Shen Qingyun said angrily, "but I'm very surprised that you ask me about this, Brother Yong!"

"I'm confused. My brother is not that kind of person!"

You are you are you are you are!
Luo Yong apologized but was angry in his heart.

Shen Qingyun said sadly: "This is an insult to my personality..."

"I apologize..."

Shen Qingyun was pleasantly surprised: "There are gifts? Where are they?"

Luo Yong's face darkened: "Just thinking about the location stone?"

Upon hearing this, Shen Qingyun retreated three steps, bowed respectfully, and said solemnly: "Brother Yong is so righteous, my respect for him is like the surging river, which never stops..."

"Okay, okay," Luo Yong was speechless, and then said bitterly, "This thing is a disaster, not a blessing, for you, brother."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Why do I need a positioning stone?"

Luo Yong frowned: "What do you mean?"

"When Brother Yong returns to Chu-Han, you can ask Senior Brother Yang Di," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "see if he has any good way to use the positioning stone. Maybe there will be a surprise."

So this was Qingyun’s idea.

After all, the Wireless Chamber of Commerce is also his own business. Luo Yongwei made a choice and nodded, "Okay, even if the treasures are expensive, are you afraid that there won't be people who can afford them?"

Shen Qingyun immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Yong, it's really unfair that you don't get rich. Let's go and experience the arrogance of Bodhizi!"

Although Journey to the West gained a huge amount of traffic by giving away eggs and selling eggs on credit, it was powerless to completely eliminate the traffic.

The Bodhi Seed Temple is still a must-visit place for dignitaries.

In this way, the appearance of the three-legged egg is more like a customer positioning.

The positioning of Bodhi Seed is very clear, but that of Journey to the West is rather vague.

After walking through seven streets, Shen Qingyun and his companions found that many people were holding three-legged eggs and running to Bodhi's temple. They were so pious that they couldn't wait to donate the three-legged eggs.

"Brother, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Shen Qingyun said happily: "Why should you feel bad?"

"Steal your things and give them to the enemy..."

“Not everyone is like that.”

"You are quite open-minded." Luo Yong had a vague grasp of something, but he did not delve into it. He pointed forward and said, "Tomorrow's prayer for rain will probably be unprecedented."

Before they prayed for rain, there was already a huge crowd of people outside the Bodhi Seed Temple. If there were more people here, there would definitely be fewer people on the Thunder God's side.

Shen Qingyun was not surprised and had no interest in attracting more traffic.

After looking at the scale and seeing that it was about the same as I expected, I decided to leave, but I was only halfway through...

He turned his head again and happened to see the Bodhi seeds in the temple.

Bodhizi was staring at him and smiling gently.

Shen Qingyun smiled slightly and clasped his hands together.

Luo Yong looked at Shen Qingyun, then gazed at Bodhizi from afar, and said angrily: "You two are really suitable to be opponents."

"Brother Yong thinks highly of me."

"It seems that I think highly of you, but there is a reason for that..."

Shen Qingyun was stunned: "No, Brother Yong misunderstood, I meant that you overestimated him."

Luo Yong took a breath of cold air: "Brother, you..."

"You don't know," Shen Qingyun nodded to Bodhizi, turned around and said, "Last time I saw him, he was so arrogant and even stole my spiritual boat. Hey... what a thing!"

Luo Yong touched his nose and dared not stop, and continued to sing: "Is this inhuman?"

"Of course," Shen Qingyun raised his right hand, "It's because I'm not good at killing and lack experience. Otherwise... I would beat the shit out of him and feed it back..."

Luo Yong thought about the scene, his scalp tingling, and said faintly: "Brother, this is not like your usual behavior. Let's be a good person and not be like that."

"That's right. I can't ruin my moral integrity for him..."

"But this time, I suggest you give him a thumbs down."

"Is it really possible?"

"Of course, I can help you!"

The next day.

Ask for rain.

Both sides are turned on at the same time.

In terms of numbers, both sides are about the same.

Those who go to the Bodhi tree really go there to pray for rain.

Those who come to Journey to the West intend to see what kind of trouble will happen here.

"Yo, it's coming, it's coming!"

"Is it an old man?"

"Oh my god, can he climb up such a high platform?"

"Well, are you asking for it with your life?"

"Stop making sarcastic remarks. It's not easy to preach on credit..."

……

Using the invisible power of Qi and blood to send Uncle Zhou to the high platform, Shen Qingyun shouted: "Uncle Zhou, don't be nervous, don't feel pressured, just do it later, just like playing, listen to me shouting start..."

It's just like playing.

Zhou Bo grasped the essence and understood the spirit of the young master, and hurriedly shouted: "Okay, young master!"

Bodhizi has also been paying attention to this.

When he saw that the person who came on stage was neither Shen Qingyun nor Luo Yong, he burst out laughing.

"If one plan fails, come up with another one. Use mortals to humiliate me..."

With a light sigh, his eyes fell on Shen Qingyun with some pity.

"You're obviously using some insignificant tricks, but why are you so confident..."

He shook his head again, and his interest in Shen Qingyun was largely gone.

Soon, it was noon.

Luo Yong and Shen Qingyun were just about to release their spiritual consciousness when they saw Gao Qiming appear with a sullen look on his face.

"I am also unwilling to accept this..." Luo Yong sighed and turned to Shen Qingyun, "If I saw your old housekeeper up there..."

Shen Qingyun said nothing, and hurried forward to greet him: "Master Gao Shan, how come you have time to come?"

"I'm really worried," Gao Qiming said, glancing at the platform guiltily. This time he was no longer guilty, but rather looked stunned. "This..."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "It's my old housekeeper."

I know!

I also know that he is a mortal with only a little over five years to live!

"Ah..." Gao Qiming opened his mouth, "Sir Shen, if it really doesn't work, I can still fill in the gap..."

Luo Yongle said: "It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. Let Xiao Zhou have some fun too."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Bo lowered his head and glanced at Luo Yong.

"Madam asked him to find a Taoist partner, but it seems that there is no rule that the Taoist partner must be a woman..."

Should I remind Xiaotian when I get back?
"Oh, you can't call me Xiaotian anymore. He is now an elder of the Qingtian Sect. Sigh."

As I was feeling emotional, the sound of chanting scriptures echoed throughout the city of Qufu.

Zhou Bo listened carefully, taking every word to heart, and felt a strange feeling lingering in his heart.

"Almost bewitching, yet not quite right..."

These days, he has listened to Bodhizi chanting sutras a lot.

At this point, he had a general understanding of Western religion.

"It can't be called an unorthodox path, but the cultivation method does not realize the way of heaven. It is more like manipulating desires, using the seven emotions and six desires... Eh?"

It does have some similarities with the magic way, right?
He was just thinking about it when the chanting stopped.

Then, Bodhi's faint but majestic voice was heard.

"The rain is coming."

Zhou Bo came back to his senses, looked up at the sky and shouted, "Rain is coming!"

The three monsters with thunder god faces were struck by lightning.

As for the believers in the Taoist temple, they stared at Zhou Bo with wide eyes.

"Praying for rain like this?"

"I have to say it's a method. Isn't it raining?"

"Good guy, I'm just a good guy!"

"If that's the case, I can also pray for this rain!"

……

Lian Zhan looked at Mai.

Mai said in a muffled voice: "There is no rule that we cannot pray for rain like this."

This is the truth, but what we are spreading now is Qin Wu’s philosophy...

Not only was Lian Zhan ashamed, but he also had to misinterpret this history to his three apprentices.

Luo Yong knew that Zhou Bo had some abilities, and he also understood that Shen Qingyun had not placed any bets on Zhou Bo.

But seeing this scene, I also felt blinded.

"Qingyun, your housekeeper is really good at playing."

"How can I blame Uncle Zhou?" Shen Qingyun's angle of making excuses was particularly novel. "Who told that skinny guy to show off and speak so loudly?"

After saying that, he gave Zhou Bobi on the stage a thumbs up: "Zhou Bo is awesome!"

Zhou Bo smiled modestly, then turned his head and looked at the stunned crowd below, and couldn't help but secretly praised: "It's really fun!"

Shen Qingyun found a mortal to pray for rain, and Bodhi could ignore this shit.

But when the piece of shit started to pray for rain like a parrot, he couldn't stand it anymore.

While he was still thinking of a solution, the temple keeper came running over with a sullen face.

"Saint Master, I just received news that they have also started to pray for rain, but their methods are extremely despicable... I suggest that the Saint Master's voice only covers this area, so as to prevent the villains from taking advantage of it."

Bodhizi thought for a moment and nodded slightly: "Okay."

After saying this, he looked up at the sky, his spiritual power surged, and the voice rose again.

“It’s raining heavily.”

This time, only people around the dojo heard it.

The temple keeper was very proud of this and said, "Wait until we get the news and the Holy Master changes his mind again, hum hum hum... hm?"

He looked up suddenly and felt something was wrong.

"It's raining heavily...hiss, do you still need to pass it on? I can fucking see it!"

Bodhizi was a step slower, but at least he reacted. His mood immediately became even worse.

"Why am I becoming stupid now that Shen Qingyun is here?"

He just felt disgusted, and the solution was easy.

Looking up at the sky again, he flicked his index finger and an invisible light enveloped the dojo. He then said calmly, "The rain will last for half an incense stick, and will stop in two and a half centimeters."

This is the real skill!
The temple keeper was overjoyed: "Half an incense stick, it's too late to pass on the news, this is a sure thing!"

On the high platform.

Zhou Bo stuck his head out from under the umbrella, seemingly measuring the rain with his face, and after a while he shouted, "It's raining hard!"

Luo Yong laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh.

Shen Qingyun also praised inwardly: "Uncle Zhou is really good at talking by looking at the pictures!"

The three disciples who had just accepted Lian Zhan's misunderstanding looked at Lian Zhan together.

Lian Zhan tightened his nose and bit his lips, and finally cursed: "Look at me, tell me if this is praying for rain or not!"

The audience's mouths and eyes widened even more.

"You don't need to listen this time..."

"I've changed my mind!"

"Damn it, I almost praised Saint Master Bodhizi for his quick reaction just now!"

"It's better to be sexy than to be fast. This old man is really sexy..."

"Father, how about you come down and I go up to have some fun?"

"Father-in-law, please beg me quickly. What will happen next?"

……

Zhou Bo pondered and said, "What's next, old slave...ah, let me ask..."

Seeing Zhou Bo turned around to look at him, Shen Qingyun said speechlessly: "Zhou Bo, don't look at me. The rain should stop when it should fall. What does it have to do with me?"

It's time to go down, it's time to stop...

I understand, Master!

Zhou Bo turned around and said to everyone with a smile: "Next, I'm afraid it's time to go down and stop."

Everyone was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It means to wait for a while."

The words fell.

The rain stopped.

In the dojo, everyone was stunned.

Over there in the dojo, everyone was stunned.

The temple keeper counted with his fingers and murmured, "It seems... less than half an incense stick?"

Subconsciously, he looked at Bodhizi on the platform, only to find that Bodhizi was even more confused than himself.

But when Bodhizi looked up at the sky, the rain started falling again.

"A false alarm!"

He heaved a sigh of relief and just lowered his head...

The rain stopped again. (End of this chapter)