My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

The rhythm of going up and down and stopping just lasted for half an incense stick.

In half an incense stick of time, the temple priest just happened to go back and forth between the two temples.

The temple keeper was still wondering whether the current state of not being able to urinate conformed to the Saint Master's statement of rain lasting half an incense stick, and whether the rain was enough to be two or three centimeters, when he heard his subordinates utter shocking words.

He was in a trance for a moment, then stunned for a moment, and turned to look at his men blankly.

"Say it again?"

"Master temple keeper, there is also someone praying for rain over there. It's an old man with dirt covering his eyebrows. He is smiling frivolously, praying for rain as if it were a joke, saying when to rain, when to stop..."

Should I go down or stop?
The temple keeper felt an inexplicable shock and subconsciously looked up at the sky and recalled.

"Could it be the same rhythm as before, where he peed a few drops and then stopped for a while..."

Subconsciously, he looked at Bodhi seed.

Even though he was in public and under the spotlight of all, Bodhisatta was unable to maintain the holiness and compassion he showed when preaching. Under the golden light, his face became as black as coal.

The temple keeper's heart suddenly skipped a beat. Just as he was about to move closer, he heard a whisper in his ear.

"There's enough time, but... it seems to be less than two or three centimeters?"

"Half an incense stick of 2.3 cents, it's already raining heavily..."

"The key is that the rain is not serious!"

"The Saint Master probably forgot to say that the rain is not serious..."

"It's not that I forget, but I'm speechless."

"How to say?"

"The country is in decline, humanity is not prosperous, so the way of heaven is strange, otherwise why would the Holy Master come here to preach?"

"It makes sense."

……

In private conversations, there were doubts, as well as spontaneous attempts to make excuses for the Holy Master.

After listening to a few words, the temple keeper nodded secretly.

"The situation is still under control..."

So next, it depends on the Saint Master’s counterattack.

Bodhizi had a blank expression on his face, giving people a feeling of being hidden, but his heart was in turmoil.

"Mortals pray for rain!"

"Nonsense!"

"Except for me, there is no external force interfering with the celestial phenomena!"

It’s simply baffling!
"That's fine..." Bodhizi felt an inexplicable, yet strong malice, "From ancient times to now, there has never been such rain!"

Not to mention him, the people at the Journey to the West temple were also dumbfounded.

"Brother, why don't you say something?"

Shen Qingyun stared at Zhou Bo who was playing on the platform, and said foolishly: "This rain is not serious..."

Luo Yong nodded: "Then do you think your old housekeeper is even more dishonest?"

"Brother Yong," Sen Qingyun said speechlessly, "You can do whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Why is my Uncle Zhou so dishonest?"

"Brother," Luo Yong said in shock, "even after something like this happened, you're still protecting me? Think about this first!"

Shen Qingyun was about to protect his old man, but when he raised his eyes, he saw his three disciples, Ma Yi, Lian Zhan, all staring at him quietly. All five pairs of eyes were filled with a look of "Brother Shen, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in your family."

"It's a bit unbelievable..." Shen Qingyun touched his nose.

Luo Yong was even more speechless.

"Okay, maybe you are good at accepting new things, but you should still ask. I am not making a fuss, but if your Uncle Zhou were in other places, he would be burned to death as a heretic."

Shen Qingyun waved his hands quickly: "Not really, not really, let me ask..."

Before he could even ask, the onlookers asked for him.

"Father, I've lived to this age, but I've never seen rain like this..."

Zhou Bo nodded and said, "I have never seen this old man before. I am really enlightened this time."

"But you asked for this rain!"

"It's called asking, but it's based on astronomical phenomena and inferences," Zhou Bo said with a smile, "Mortals can't call the wind and rain."

Everyone nodded, but what was revealed in their eyes was, "My father-in-law, you are not an ordinary person."

"Old man, is there any explanation for this rain?"

"It really is," Zhou Bo frowned and looked up at the sky, muttering, "The so-called resonance between heaven and man is the interaction between heaven and man. If there is something wrong with the celestial phenomena, there must be something wrong with human nature. I know nothing about this place, but I know from the celestial phenomena that there are no living creatures here, human nature is flawed, and there are also the planets Pojun and Yinghuo, which bewitching people's hearts... Is this place full of wars and killings all year round?"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone knelt on the ground.

Luo Yong looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun shook his head and said, "I only took Uncle Zhou to a small part of the inner city."

"Oh my goodness," Luo Yong looked up at the sky in shock, "I can see all this, but how can Xiao Zhou do that?"

Shen Qingyun hesitated and said, "Could this be the power that has been passed down from our ancestors for eight generations?"

"If that's true," Luo Yong sighed, "the celestial observation technique passed down by Xiao Zhou's ancestors must be extraordinary."

That's the only way it can be.

Shen Qingyun didn't find it strange.

"Liu Zheng from the Human Military Department has inherited the art of beast cultivation from his family. My sister said that Dr. Zhao's medical skills also came from the world of immortal cultivation. Tsk..."

When he thought of his home, he still felt a little resentful.

"Uncle Zhou is too good at hiding his incompetence. For so many years, he has never thought of teaching me a single move!"

My holy body of seeking good fortune and avoiding disaster has never been perfected, I am afraid that this is the reason...

A well-educated person is calm.

The person kneeling under the platform could no longer control himself at this moment.

"My father-in-law is truly a god. Isn't it true that our country of Lu is lacking in life?"

"The three kingdoms have been fighting for hundreds of years, and the flames of war have never stopped!"

"Old man, is there any way to save him?"

……

Zhou Bo smiled and said, "The old man only knows a little about astronomy, and he can only see if it will rain or not."

Everyone was a little disappointed, but they didn't really regard Zhou Bo as a savior. After a while, the topic returned to praying for rain.

"Old man, what will happen next?"

When Zhou Bo heard this, he was about to turn around to look at the young master, when he heard the young master's slightly frantic voice.

"I'm not a celestial being, Uncle Zhou, feel free to do what you want!"

Young Master, in my eyes, you are the ultimate authority!

Zhou Bo scratched his head and looked up at the sky.

Free play?

"Then this old slave has a lot of room to play..."

That's fine, I can just complete Madam's order.

Feeling the angry gaze in the void, Zhou Bo just found it funny.

"You said I was a parrot before, I wonder how you will respond to what I say next?"

With certainty in his heart, he withdrew his gaze, his old face full of surprise, as if he had seen something incredible and strange.

"Weird..."

Everyone looked at it and was shocked.

"Old sir, what's wrong?"

"Don't scare us..."

"It's not scary," Zhou Bo murmured, "I just don't know that the sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. Have you ever seen it?"

I have seen!
Shen Qingyun wanted to raise his hand, but he still looked at Luo Yong for verification.

Luo Yong looked at the sky for a while, nodded, and then said: "When the rain-praying is over, let Xiao Zhou write down his celestial star technique and let me take a look."

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and advised: "Brother Yong, you are plagiarizing the fruits of others' labor. If it were Qin Wu, it would be a crime..."

"I'll give you money!"

"Deal!" Shen Qingyun smiled and said sincerely, "It's not about the money. It's mainly out of respect for knowledge."

Luo Yong said haha.

air.

After listening to Zhou Bo's explanation of when to stop and when to give up, Bodhizi was still angry, but he had to admit that the other party was quite capable.

"I didn't expect that a mortal could also receive such an inheritance..."

And when he heard the sun rising in the east and the rain falling in the west, his rage increased.

Before, he was going to use his own power to clear the sky and bring about a rainstorm that would destroy the world.

"But in a short period of time, I have interfered with celestial phenomena twice..."

After weighing for a while, he left with a grunt.

"Give him what he has given you."

In the temple, Bodhizi had no explanation at all for the two and three centimeters.

He first looked up at the sky, making final confirmation that the sun was rising in the east and the rain was falling in the west. Then he looked at the believers, revoked the silence formation, and spoke directly, his voice echoing throughout the city.

"It's bright in the east of the city, and raining in the west."

The temple keeper's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"The Saint Master's deduction this time is even more miraculous. It's confirmed!"

Within a few breaths, the rain started to fall.

The dojo is located in the west of the city, which is within the rainy area.

Seeing this scene, all the believers bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, shouting enthusiastically: "Holy Master, God is mighty!"

As for the situation in the east of the city, there was no need to send anyone over there. Just by standing on tiptoe and taking a look, one could see that the area was illuminated by the sun, shining brightly.

After confirming this, the temple keeper faced the bodhisattva directly, prostrated himself on the ground, and cried, "Saint Master is wise and powerful, and can do anything!"

This caused another wave of believers to follow suit.

Journey to the West Dojo.

Naturally, it is also a bustling scene.

"Old man, you are amazing!"

"My goodness, I have lived for more than 40 years, and this is the first time I have seen such a scene..."

"Old sir, please accept my greeting!"

……

"You're really going against the will of Heaven," Luo Yong looked towards the west of the city and sneered, "You're here to copy the homework of a mortal."

Shen Qingyun said happily: "So I was right, Brother Yong, that skinny guy was just pretending... Eh? Uncle Zhou's expression is not right..."

Hearing this, Luo Yong looked at Zhou Bo.

On the high platform, Uncle Zhou looked up again, his old face showing some surprise and confusion.

"It seems that this scene is different from what he said about the sun rising in the east and rain in the west?"

Luo Yong was about to speak when he suddenly felt a cool sensation on the back of his left hand. He was startled and looked up at the sky.

All he could see were raindrops. "Did Xiao Zhou say something wrong... huh? No!"

The raindrops seemed to contain tremendous power, causing his pupils to shrink suddenly. Then his eyes followed the raindrops and fell on his left half of the body.

If you cut his body in half, the left half would be on the west.

The right half of the body was being roasted by the sun.

"hiss!"

The sudden chill made Luo Yong shiver.

Shen Qingyun also shivered.

In the Journey to the West temple, everyone shivered.

Zhou Bo, who was on the high platform, was no longer confused and stunned. He smiled and said, "That's right."

People in the east of the city have half of their bodies exposed to the sun and the other half exposed to the rain.

Half of the people in the west of the city were being drenched in the rain, while the other half were suddenly being shined by the sun.

My head is buzzing.

Before everyone could react, Bodhizi had already stood up from the cushion and stared directly at Zhou Bo with a sharp gaze that conveyed anger and shock.

"How is this possible?!"

Even though he is extremely talented, well-informed, and has a long history of Western religion, his foundation is unmatched...

He couldn't accept this scene!
"What's the difference between this and manipulating God!"

But just for a mortal like him who only has six years left to live?
While he was in a trance, the golden light surrounding his body faded, the rain finally fell, and the dazzling light of the sun began to destroy half of his body.

As if unable to accept all this, Bodhizi's body began to sway more and more. He staggered three steps before he stood firm.

"I, Bodhi, actually lost to a mortal?!"

Looking back in a trance, the fanaticism on the believers' faces was gone, only confusion.

Bodhizi felt a pain in his heart, and felt that the little bit of power from incense he had accumulated with great difficulty was beginning to dissipate.

"Rain, rain is over, disperse!"

After Bodhizi finished speaking, he left angrily, leaving behind a group of hungry believers.

Zhou Bo was quite tactful.

"After all, you are the young master's opponent. I will give you face..."

The rain is over.

People are crazy.

Shen Qingyun came back to his senses with a start, and saw that everyone was madly rushing towards the platform, as if they wanted to go up and lick Zhou Bo's feet. He quickly flew up, picked up Zhou Bo and ran away.

"What are you guys standing there for?" Luo Yong shouted as he ran, "Strike while the iron is hot!"

Mai Yi and the others came back to their senses, looked at each other, swallowed their saliva, and then started to work.

"Everyone has left, don't rush!"

"He is definitely a mortal, but he is a physical practitioner. Now you all know the benefits of being a physical practitioner, right?"

"We, the physical cultivators, have always relied on ourselves!"

"People live for themselves, and everyone has the right to pursue happiness and beauty!"

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong. Body cultivators are not taught to pray for rain, but the way of body cultivation has many possibilities. It all depends on one's own development. For example, the person next to me has developed the ability to swallow the sky and devour the earth..."

……

Hou House.

The three of them took their seats.

Uncle Zhou was still a little reserved and wanted to stand up to pour tea for the young master and Luo Yong.

"I'll do it, I'll do it," Shen Qingyun hurriedly stood up, picked up the teapot and poured tea, but his eyes never left Uncle Zhou, and he said bitterly, "Uncle Zhou, I..."

"Brother, don't say anything. Let me ask." Luo Yong waved his hand, stared at Zhou Bo, and said with a smile, "Little Brother Zhou, I can't believe that your small body contains such terrifying strength."

Zhou Bo first took note of the grudge, then looked at Shen Qingyun with a puzzled look.

"Master, Mr. Luo..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Uncle Zhou, the main thing is that you are praying for rain too much..."

"You are such a jerk!" Luo Yong slammed the table, "Tell the truth, or don't blame me..."

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Yong," Shen Qingyun said helplessly, "Not really. Forget it, let me ask, Uncle Zhou, isn't your celestial art, which has been passed down for eight generations, a little too scary?"

Zhou Bo thought about it and sighed.

“There is no good or bad technique, it depends on where it is used.”

Luo Yong asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

"I'd like to let Master Luo know," Zhou Bo said softly, "This technique is not unusual when used in a peaceful place, but when used in a place where people are suffering, it will be a sign of strange phenomena."

Shen Qingyun seemed to be thinking: "So the sun rises in the east and rains in the west, is it caused by the environment here?"

"Master, it's not just that," Zhou Bo shook his head and said, "This old servant feels that there is something fishy going on in the sky here..."

"What do you mean?"

"Uh..." Zhou Bo thought for a moment and stirred the tea with his fingers. "That's probably what it means."

Luo Yong and Shen Qingyun looked at the restless tea, glanced at each other, and thought of the two times that Bodhi seeds intervened in the celestial phenomena.

"Oh my goodness," Luo Yong was really shocked, "Brother Xiao Zhou, you can see this?"

Zhou Bo sighed, "The wild geese leave their voices behind. I just feel something is wrong, but I am not sure. With what Master Luo said, is there anyone who can, can intervene?"

Shen Qingyun was afraid of scaring Zhou Bo, so he didn't continue the conversation and smiled, "It has nothing to do with us anyway."

"That's good, that's good," Zhou Bo said with a guilty conscience, "I've learned a warning that if a person acts against the will of heaven, he will be punished by heaven... It's like this, from now on, I'm afraid there will be constant strange phenomena."

Luo Yong's doubts were dispelled by these words. After thinking for a while, he asked, "Brother Xiao Zhou, what is the technique you learned?"

Zhou Bo looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun looked at Luo Yong.

Luo Yong was furious: "With our relationship, do I have to pay the bill first?"

"Brother Yong misunderstood. That's not what I meant," Shen Qingyun said angrily, looking at Zhou Bo, "Can you tell me?"

"As long as the master says it's okay..."

"Then tell me," Shen Qingyun was really a little emotional, "Uncle Zhou, your abilities have been buried by your status as a housekeeper. No wonder Your Majesty... Forget it, let's not talk about this. Uncle Zhou, you tell me, and I'll write..."

A big boss of the eighth realm has to deal with a small fourth realm boss, who can be easily dealt with by the cover of his toes.

Luo Yong picked up the few hundred words, pondered each one, then took a deep breath, stood up and left.

"You guys chat first, I'll close for a while."

Shen Qingyun was shocked and asked, "Brother Yong, is it that serious?"

"Although it's a fragment, but...brother, you really found it...Hey? Senior Brother Li, are you awake?"

But you woke up at such a bad time!
The tea party for three people turned into a tea party for four people.

Li Qinglian had just woken up, and his severe injuries were suppressed by the elixirs of the Qingtian Sect. It would take at least half a year for him to recover.

He was quite frank and told everything that happened that day without reservation. Then he said solemnly, "Even I was injured by his strange tricks. You two are dreaming of dealing with him."

The two of them pursed their lips when they heard this.

Seeing this, Zhou Bo also pursed his lips.

Li Qinglian raised her eyebrows: "Don't disbelieve it."

Luo Yong hurriedly smiled and said, "We naturally believe what Senior Brother Li said."

"That's good," Li Qinglian said calmly, "This is a matter of great importance, that person..."

What's so great about you? You got beaten like a grandson and still need me to save you. Think about how to pay me for the spirit stones for the elixir!

Luo Yong hurriedly smiled and said, "Luo Yong."

Li Qinglian nodded slightly and instructed: "Brother Luo, this is a serious matter, so we still need to ask the elders of the sect to come over. You can send a message back to the sect, and also send a message to the Immortal Sword in my name..."

Shen Qingyun's scalp tingled, and he said hurriedly: "Well, maybe this is not necessary for the time being..."

Li Qinglian looked at Shen Qingyun.

"It's like this," Shen Qingyun explained, "After praying for rain today, I think that Bodhi seed will be quiet for a while."

"Pray for rain?" Li Qinglian thought for a moment and frowned, "Praying for rain failed?"

The two nodded.

"It shouldn't be..."

Luo Yong almost rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"You are trying to make up for your opponent, Li Qinglian, you just deserve a beating!"

Li Qinglian pondered for a while, looked at Luo Yong, and then immediately looked at Shen Qingyun.

"You took action?"

"not me."

"If it's not you, then it definitely can't be Brother Luo..."

Luo Yong savored the words "impossible" and suddenly pointed at Zhou Bo with an unprecedentedly bright smile.

"It's this little mortal old man, Senior Brother Li. Don't look at him as a mortal. In fact, he is really a mortal. His skill of observing the sky is ridiculously strong. If I'm right, Bodhizi is lying on the bed at this moment, unconscious from anger!"

Shen Qingyun immediately bit his lower lip. If he was a little slower, it would be a disrespect to the brotherhood.

Li Qinglian didn't know what was going on and stared at Zhou Bo in shock.

Zhou Bo smiled at him, and his smile was full of the clarity that a mortal should have.

"Oh~~~~~~"

Li Qinglian let out a long "oh" and fell silent.

After a long time, he left as if no one was around, looking a little bleak.

The three of them watched him leave.

"Brother Yong, you..."

"Hey, it's still impossible?" Luo Yong sneered and transmitted, "There are so many things that are absolutely impossible. Who am I to need him to remind me?"

Shen Qingyun was stunned.

"Is this using the most domineering tone and saying the most cowardly words..."

Suppressing his thoughts, he quickly said: "Brother Yong, don't you still want to retreat? Go quickly, maybe you will gain some enlightenment and then break into the fifth realm..."

Ok?
Zhou Bo started to understand and looked at Luo Yong meaningfully.

Luo Yong waved his hand and stood up: "Haha, it's too early to say that, but I will go into seclusion now, brother, as you said."

As soon as the outsider left, Shen Qingyun hurriedly got up and closed the door, then returned in a sneaky manner and sat next to Zhou Bo.

Zhou Bo was a little uncomfortable: "Master..."

"Uncle Zhou," Shen Qingyun said sweetly, "Teach me a couple of simple moves."

How dare I do this!
Zhou Bo thought for a while, then smiled respectfully and said, "Master, the simplest way is to start from the heart."

"Starting from the heart?" Shen Qingyun pondered for a while, frowned and said, "It's too profound, Uncle Zhou, please explain it in a simple way."

If you want to put it any simpler...you'll be putting this old slave in a difficult position!

Uncle Zhou had a headache. He thought for a long time and then clapped his hands.

“It’s just the feeling!”

"Feel?"

Zhou Bo nodded repeatedly: "Yes, Master, just follow your feelings." (End of this chapter)