My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

The tank knows how to deal damage very well, because no one knows his son better than his father.

But today's meat shield dads did not expect that the output sons behind them were not only disrespectful, but also forced them to take up the output position and perform all their moves.

The seniors in Shen Qingyun's opponent group looked at the cute little girls fighting in unison and began to stand up for their classmates.

"The one on the opposite side, how about we turn the tables?"

"This kind of junior fellow student doesn't deserve sympathy!"

"Turning against us would also be a great lesson for them... Oops!"

……

The two sides were united in their hatred of the enemy when suddenly a senior student flew erratically into the sky, completed a 1,080-degree turn in the air about ten feet high, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Everyone was shocked.

"what's going on?"

The senior student who was thrown to the ground had blood all over his face. He stood up in a daze: "Damn it, who did that to me?"

"I seemed to see from the corner of my eye..." A senior student from Shen Qingyun's side said in a daze, "You, you seemed to have been thrown over the shoulder by a furious hand?"

"Nonsense, someone must have attacked us by surprise!"

"That's right. Yiqi Shou is the most basic spell. And you also want to throw it over the shoulder? Why don't you say it's the Five Thunders Orthodox Method?"

"People on the other side, we were just feeling sorry for you, but you guys are trying to trick us. How can you be reasonable?"

……

A mischievous move almost caused misunderstanding between the two parties.

As they were arguing, the second group of Yiqi fighters attacked.

Despite the quarrel, both sides perked up and observed carefully...

Nothing was found.

"Strange, there's nothing unusual..."

"The only abnormality is that it is a little smaller."

"Especially the leader who was so angry..."

……

Before the discussion was over, the serious leader suddenly changed his mind!

Bang!
There was a dazzling scene. A senior student opposite suddenly contracted his abdomen, stuck out his butt, and flew out backwards.

"what……"

Bang!
After bouncing twice on the ground, the senior flew back angrily, roaring, "A hidden arrow hurts people, bullying is too much... What kind of method is this!"

As soon as these words came out, the seniors on both sides said in unison: "It's the cannon fist!"

The senior was stunned: "You, how do you know?"

"Before I hit you with that angry hand just now, I first formed these two words in the air..."

"Dude, it's not just one punch, it's at least eighteen punches!"

“I seemed to see some strange shapes!”

"What shape?"

"Similar to..." A senior thought for a moment and sketched in the air, "Combo, it's this thing, and then it jumps like crazy +1+2+3..."

"I don't know how serious it is!"

"What kind of one-shot is this?"

……

The seniors who looked down on Yiqishou were made suspicious by Yiqishou.

The newbie who was playing with the Yiqi Hand over there was still asking Shen Qingyun how he could make the Yiqi Hand so small.

With Shen Qingyun's current level of cultivation, his Yi Qi Hand is a thousand times more terrifying than the most powerful first-level cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation.

But the bitter practice history in his early years also made him stubborn, so he got used to being angry with his little hands.

Of course, behind the so-called one trick to rule them all, there is actually the fact that he is relatively slow in magic.

"Big has big advantages, small has small advantages," Shen Qingyun asked while casting a spell, "Who can tell me what the advantages are?"

"I'll do it!" Meng Chuan said hurriedly, "Hide away, let the enemy underestimate you, consume less spiritual power, but the power..."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "That's very well said. As for the power, as the saying goes, every inch has its own strengths and weaknesses. The power cannot be judged by size, but rather by suitability."

Xing Bingbu agreed: "Student Shen has a good idea. For example, my Qi move..."

As he said that, he also made a move that was one size bigger than Shen Qingyun's.

Although it was small, the aura it exuded made the other children change color.

This move came later but arrived first, flying out with domineering power, leading all the hands.

"Mr. Xing, is this... not a good idea?"

"Haha," Shen Qingyun said happily, "The people charging on the opposite side must be seniors. I think Xing knew this, so he used this trick. I have to say, this trick..."

"what……"

Hearing the scream, the students looked at each other, and then all looked at Xing Bingbu.

Xing Bingbu's face turned pale.

But this guy also had bad intentions and immediately bowed to Shen Qingyun.

"Student Shen's trick is really useful. I admire you!"

The three people in the same class as Xing Bingbu immediately agreed.

Seeing this, everyone remained silent.

Meng Chuan couldn't help but glance at Li Ao.

Li Ao couldn't help himself, and asked while putting down his hand: "Why are you looking at me?"

"The abbot is usually eager to help the poor and always shouts when he sees injustice. Why is it that now..."

"You just want to say that I reported the Holy Body," Li Ao didn't mind. "Student Shen has no objection, why should I interfere?"

Meng Chuan took a quick glance and found that Shen Qingyun was still smiling. He said modestly, "I dare not, I can only say that I have some experience. This time, I am just throwing out some ideas. If you have any good ideas, please don't keep them to yourself. Showing your skills is the true quality of a hero!"

When he was talking, some people couldn't help but show off their skills, which attracted praise from everyone.

"It's really good," Xing Bingbu was still uneasy, and couldn't help saying, "But if we can combine it with classmate Shen's strategy, I think the effect will be better."

Li Ao stepped forward this time: "It's obviously a collective effort by everyone, the credit can't be taken by Shen alone, right?"

Pretty!

Meng Chuan gave Li Ao a thumbs up.

"Master Li, what you said is certainly correct," Xing Bingbu said solemnly, "but in terms of experience, Student Shen is the best choice. I hope Student Shen will be generous in giving me some advice."

Shen Qingyun said modestly: "I dare not teach you, since everyone wants to listen, I will say more..."

What he said next was still a re-implementation of Shen's quotations.

"As a DPS, the first priority is to protect yourself..."

"Only by protecting yourself can you have output!"

"And the first principle of protection is to prevent the enemy from getting close..."

……

Everyone was casting spells while listening to the lecture and nodding frequently.

I have to say that Shen Qingyun is quite cowardly most of the time.

These words fit perfectly when applied to Hehe Hall.

After hearing this, Duan Shuiliu, who was waiting for an opportunity in secret, looked at Shen Qingyun with even higher regard.

"Unfortunately, although you understand this principle, you are unable to implement it!"

Muttering to himself, his body suddenly twisted, sparks and lightning flashed all the way, and he attacked from behind Shen Qingyun.

"I could have laughed at you and ridiculed you, but..."

Duan Shuiliu did not choose to do so, but instead reached out and gently pressed on Shen Qingyun's back.

"First, there is no need to make the relationship awkward..."

After all, taking action is just a means, and the goal is to find a way to get the Manlei Spirit Pearl.

Secondly...

"As the eldest senior brother of Hehe Hall, I still have to be polite."

Thinking of this, he stopped when his palm was still one foot away from Shen Qingyun's back.

The power of thunder exploded at just the right moment, blasting out colorful glazed light behind Shen Qingyun.

This sudden change left all the students dumbfounded.

Shen Qingyun kept his spiritual awareness restrained because he was afraid of breaking the formation here.

Even though he still had the Qi sense of a body cultivator, it was a pity that Duan Shuiliu's cultivation level really made it difficult for him to arouse interest in the Qi sense...

"And if the enemy gets close, what should we do?" Shen Qingyun didn't wait for anyone to answer, and said directly, "Of course we should run, but running also requires strategy. What strategy? Who knows?"

As he spoke, the scene became even more bizarre.

Facing his fellow students, Shen Qingyun clearly saw Duan Shuiliu take action, but he continued to talk nonstop, which made people feel that his views on cultivation were distorted.

As for the person who cut off the water flow, it looked more like he was struck by lightning, with a look of astonishment on his face. No reaction?

"No, am I... am I so kindhearted that I can't even notice it myself?"

He didn't believe it, so he withdrew his right palm, looked at it, and pushed it out again.

This time, the spiritual power he infused was 30% more.

"Look at the expressions on your faces, you guys don't know, do you? Haha, then I'll tell you directly, the strategy depends on whether you have companions. If not, then it's terrible, you have to use all your strength..."

There was a colorful light behind him.

There are two fewer colors, but the power is at least twice as strong...

But he still couldn't interrupt Shen Qingyun's endless chatter.

The boys gasped.

At this point, they didn't want to look at Shen Qingyun anymore. They all turned their eyes to look at Duan Shuiliu behind Shen Qingyun.

Being directed at by dozens of gazes, Duan Shuiliu's head suddenly began to buzz.

"All the glory depends on this hand!"

Without thinking, he made his third move...

But it was not just one move, but he kept chanting spells behind Shen Qingyun and performed a series of smooth little combos that jumped around.

"If we have companions, it will be easy," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "We just need to run faster than our companions, and then we will be safe... Eh? Are we going to have a party?"

This time, he finally noticed the change in light behind him.

Turning around, Duan Shuiliu was squatting in a horse stance, twisting his waist, and playing with two colorful thunder balls in his hands...

"The mouth is still moving, seems to be bboxing?"

"It's just a normal disco, let's just dance normally..." Shen Qingyun was so considerate, he snapped his fingers and leaned forward, "Brother, what a coincidence, let's dance together..."

Before he finished shaking the ball for four beats, Duan Shuiliu pressed his hands and two balls of thunder exploded on his stomach with a beeping sound.

The thunder ball is gone.

Duan Shuiliu's eyes bulged out as he stared at Shen Qingyun's stomach.

Shen Qingyun lowered his head and looked at his stomach.

The next moment, the two looked at each other.

Duan Shuiliu looked confused.

Shen Qingyun is still considerate...

"Break dancing, this is for veteran players!"

His stomach suddenly shook, followed by his chest, arms, and wrists, and then a ball of thunder came out.

It looked as if Duan Shuiliu had just been playing relay thunder ball with him.

Wow!
The boys gasped.

Shen Qingyun turned his head when he heard the voice: "Everyone wants to participate, who will be next... Hey! Why did the senior brother faint..."

The fighting stage of the fighting class ended quickly.

It wasn’t because Duan Shuiliu’s sneak attack failed and he got himself dizzy.

Instead, Xie Shaohuang killed a group of them alone...

Not satisfied yet, he challenged two more groups and also eliminated Shen Qingyun's opponent.

"Too cruel!" Shen Qingyun gnashed his teeth in hatred, "He relied on his ability to do whatever he wanted. It was only because Deputy Priest Pang was easy to talk to that he would disrupt the teaching order at any cost..."

Who the hell told you I'm easy to talk to?
Pang Juan, who came hurriedly, glared at Shen Qingyun, turned his head and saw Duan Shuiliu lying on the ground, and he became angry.

"Xie Shaohuang, you don't repent and are even worse... Even Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu fell victim to your murderous hands!"

Ouch, this is a huge misunderstanding!
The students did not dare to hide anything and told the truth immediately.

"Did you faint by yourself?" Pang Juan laughed in anger, "Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I have heard in a hundred years! Shen Qingyun, tell the truth!"

Deputy Priest Pang, if you insist on me saying this...

Shen Qingyun said honestly: "My senior brother was too excited while dancing and fainted... The twenty-eight students present can testify to this..."

I believe you!
Xie Shaohuang couldn't help but complain.

Even though I don't know how Duan Shuiliu got dizzy...

"But Master Shen, besides slapping people, you have many other tricks up your sleeve!"

The first fighting class didn't produce any results.

The education the freshmen received from Pang Juan was not as much as what they received from Shen Qingyun.

Especially after the water flow was cut off, the scenes were like seeing a ghost.

No one is stupid.

Even if I was absolutely sure that the eldest brother of Hehetang was a gentleman and would never plot an assassination...

But the sneak attack is real!
The results of it?
"If Mr. Shen doesn't mind, then that's fine..."

Li Ao and Meng Chuan looked at each other.

"Shen Qingyun even mistook me for... dancing!"

"God damn dancing! If it were me, I would have cried a few times before I passed out!"

"Yeah..." Li Ao thought about it, and couldn't help but glance at Xie Shaohuang beside him, and whispered, "Student Shen just said that Student Xie was too cruel..."

……

"We just happened to be discussing the mutual aid association," Shen Qingyun said without holding back when asked by his classmates, "Let's discuss it together."

The students were deeply moved: "Student Shen is so righteous!"

The other end.

Pang Juan was guarding the broken water flow.

One is in the fifth realm, and the other is in the fourth realm. The one in the fourth realm pretending to be unconscious cannot fool the one in the fifth realm.

Pang Juan did not expose it.

Half an hour later, Duan Shuiliu seemed to realize this and woke up on his own initiative, but he was silent and looked inexplicably dull.

When Pang Juan saw this scene, he knew that something big had happened.

He didn't even dare to ask, fearing that his favorite student, who was in a state of equilibrium, would collapse instantly if he did.

"But no matter what, it must be related to Shen Qingyun!"

Pang Juan suppressed his anger, left the cave, returned to his own cave and began to think.

"Humph, still dancing..."

Thinking about what the other party said about dancing, he decided to start the investigation from this breakthrough point.

By the time we left the cave, all the afternoon classes were over.

After hesitating for a while, he went straight to the students' dormitory at the foot of the mountain.

Before I got close, I could hear the students coming and going talking to each other.

"The fourth one is just a normal one, we just shake it normally..."

"Hey, senior, are you dancing too?"

"Yeah, I have to say, even though I don't understand it, it's really exciting..."

"Haha, yes, most of us freshmen are in the process of adjustment, but..."

"Just what?"

"It's just a pity that there's no DJing or rapping as Shen mentioned..."

"That's probably something more advanced than breakdancing!"

"Yeah, I never thought that the senior brother is actually an expert..."

……

Pang Juan had lived for more than a year, and it was at this moment that his knowledge blind spots were most exposed.

"Breakdance..."

My favorite student is also a good player?
"I watched Duan Shuiliu grow up, why don't I know?"

The more he thought about it, the more weird it seemed. Pang Juan walked to the dormitory area for the students and ran into the absent-minded Xing Bingbu.

"Student Xing..."

When Xing Bingbu saw Pang Juan’s expressionless face, his heart suddenly collapsed.

"Pang, Deputy Priest Pang, I, I confess everything..."

frank?

There is indeed something fishy about this!
Pang Juan said calmly: "Go ahead."

"It's like this, Shen, classmate Shen is teaching us how to be a qualified output..."

Xing Bingbu didn't dare to change a single word.

When he finished speaking, Pang Juan was also dumbfounded.

"Duan Shuiliu bypassed the vanguard and attacked the rear camp...but was mistaken by Shen Qingyun as... a dance battle?" (End of this chapter)