My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"What is a dance battle?"

"The students don't really know either..." Seeing Pang Juan's unhappy expression, Xing Bingbu pondered for a while and murmured, "It seems that the atmosphere is quite peaceful. Shen, Student Shen is also very relaxed... Oh, and finally he also wants to invite Senior Brother to join..."

That's it!

Pang Juan originally had some hope, but after hearing what Xing Bingbu said, it was gone immediately.

It was obviously a sneak attack, but the reaction of the person being attacked not only showed the attacker's failure, but also humiliated him.

"The scale of humiliation is outrageous!"

A sneak attack!
Are you peaceful?

Relax?

Even invite sneak attackers to join in!
"No wonder Duan Shuiliu reacted like that..."

Pang Juan took a deep breath, suppressed his dizziness, turned around and was about to leave.

He took two steps, then stopped, turned around, his eyes full of disbelief.

"Did you take action, classmate? Or were you just... pretending?"

Xing Bingbu was stunned.

Yes.

He is the eldest senior brother of Hehetang!

"I won't even talk about how strong our combat power is..."

Since others dare to launch a surprise attack alone, such confidence must be backed by sufficient strength.

"The students are not sure either," Xing Bingbu could only continue to describe the details, "Well... the senior brother appeared silently, at least classmate Shen, who had his back to him, didn't notice it at first. Then there was a seven-color light, followed by a dazzling five-color light, and finally even more colorful..."

Understood.

Pang Juan's scalp felt numb.

"Nine Heavens Thunder Gang True Art!"

"Taiyi Shenxiao Yinlei Sutra!"

It cannot be said that these two types of thunder techniques are extremely rare, but they are also the strongest thunder techniques that the students of Hehe Hall can obtain!

"Even if Duan Shuiliu reduced his strength, but..."

But would the use of thunder magic with reduced force be misunderstood as some crappy dance fight?
Pang Juan was just being horrified when Xing Bingbu added another detail.

"Big Brother attacked three times in total. The first two were okay, but the last one..."

In order to perfectly reproduce the scene, Xing Bingbu forcibly broke the awkwardness and imitated it. He said as he imitated, "The senior brother seems to be reciting something, but unfortunately I didn't hear it clearly..."

"Enough! Stop!" Pang Juan's eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously tried to save face for Duan Shuilu, "It might be the song and dance from Duan Shuiliu's hometown...hiss!"

How could I say this!

Pang Juan was struck by lightning.

Xing Bingbu was also struck by lightning.

Even the king of heaven cannot change the fact of sneak attack!
"What on earth did Deputy Priest Pang say?"

I won't expose you if you tell a lie...

"But if you spread this out, how will Senior Brother live as a human being in the future?"

Just thinking about how the songs and dances from the elder brother's hometown would be spread everywhere in Hehe Hall in the future, Xing Bingbu suddenly shuddered and woke up...

Then he found out that Pang Juan had left without him knowing when.

Xing Bingbu's face turned pale again.

"Fuck, I'm not the only one who knows this..."

After struggling for a while, he gritted his teeth, silently recited a sentence "The law cannot punish everyone", and rushed to the dormitory.

When Xing Bingbu started to spread the songs and dances from his senior brother's hometown, Xie Shaohuang also figured out what had happened.

He didn't take it seriously, but...

"Compared to Master Shen's move, I'll just do it to everyone I see. Not only does it sound tacky, it's also not shocking enough..."

I won’t say anything else.

When he entered school, he fought with Pang Juan and was beaten black and blue. However, Pang Juan has never been subdued by him.

It was a clear contrast. Shen Qingyun didn't move a finger to stop the water flow, but just snapped his fingers and twisted them a few times...

After thinking for a while, he looked at the eyewitness Meng Chuan: "Are you sure...he fainted on the spot?"

"How can this be false?" Meng Chuan pursed his lips at Li Ao, "There are so many people here, isn't it right, Master?"

Li Ao didn't dare to talk back to the senior brother, so he hummed twice and asked, "Xie, you are familiar with Shen. Shen... was it like this before?"

"What kind?"

Li Ao hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "Yes, can you sing and dance?"

Is your family good at singing and dancing and can make people faint?
Xie Shaohuang glanced at Li Ao, not wanting to pay attention to this abbot who was curious but didn't have the courage to ask. After thinking about it for a while, he gradually gained something.

Shen Qingyun's fighting ability is unquestionable.

"On the surface, I am the number one genius in the Five Realms, but in reality..."

He didn't even dare to compete and could only sigh.

But what's the point of using Shen Qingyun's high combat power on Duan Shuiliu?

What is the difference between four realms fighting against one realm and nine realms fighting against one realm?
"Not at all, so..."

The ones who are truly powerful are those who can sing and dance well!
After hesitating for a while, seeing that Li Ao was still looking at him expectantly, he nodded.

"Yes, singing and dancing are popular outside now."

"hiss!"

Li Ao and Meng Chuan felt as if the world had turned around.

"No way?"

"We two rarely go out on weekdays. Has the world of immortal cultivation changed so much?"

"So go out more often and see more..." Xie Shaohuang was naughty and added at the end, "It is said that the King of Qin danced around the pillar, and its influence even affected the top sects in the world of immortal cultivation..."

In just one night, the news that the eldest brother Duan Shuiliu was good at singing and dancing spread to everyone, at least among the students.

As a result, those rumors that initially made people think deeply about them gradually lost their ground.

"That's what I said. How could Shen Qingyun ignore the sneak attack from Senior Brother?"

"According to that statement, you can't just ignore it and have no reaction at all, or you must have noticed a change in the light behind you, then..."

"Big Brother, this move is quite brilliant. You can defeat the enemy without fighting!"

"Big Brother hid it very well. He has been hiding it for nearly two hundred years without revealing anything..."

……

Compared to a certain freshman who ignored the sneak attack of senior brother Duan Shuiliu and humiliated Duan Shuiliu in a way that created the world...

After the successful sneak attack, the eldest brother Duan Shuiliu chose to dance with the freshman in a joyful way, which was more easily accepted by people.

This matter was reported to Shen Qingyun who had just woken up, and he accepted it as a matter of course.

"I was saying it," he sighed, "How can a great Hehe Hall senior brother not have work to do?"

Li Ao and Meng Chuan were numb again.

"Is he arrogant, or is he arrogant about everyone?"

"To understand this, we need to figure out whether his words are a compliment or sarcasm."

……

The two looked at Xie Shaohuang, who did not respond. He just stood up and said, "Class begins!"

"Student Xie is quite active," Shen Qingyun said happily, "Maybe he has tasted the taste of the great master?"

"No, no, I can't compare to classmate Shen... who danced with Duan Shuiliu."

"Speaking of this, hey," Shen Qingyun approached, "Student Xie and Senior Brother are both thunder cultivators."

Xie Shaohuang suddenly had a bad premonition: "I can't be!"

"Why are you so nervous?" Shen Qingyun asked in confusion, "Wouldn't it be easier to communicate with fellow practitioners?"

"There is only competition but no communication among fellow practitioners," Xie Shaohuang felt that things were getting worse, and said calmly, "Also, do I need Mr. Shen's guidance on what I am doing?"

"Okay," Shen Qingyun sighed, "What a pity..."

What does he regret?
Seeing Shen Qingyun walking away, Xie Shaohuang's uneasiness did not diminish at all.

"He must have some idea..."

But I couldn't express my thoughts in words. I was trembling with fear. How could I let him say it out loud?
After struggling for a long time, he gritted his teeth.

Aren’t you dissatisfied that my Scarlet Sky Divine Thunder isn’t powerful enough?

"At worst... I'll just work harder!"

The rhythm of Hehetang did not change because of the sudden talent displayed by the eldest brother.

Those who should go to class should go to class, and those who should go to class... should also go to class.

Kong Mou had no classes today, so he visited several schools and heard almost everything that happened yesterday.

"The song and dance from Duan Shuiliu's hometown?"

As for the dance battle between Shen Qingyun and Duan Shuiliu, he didn't care. After all, he had seen Shen Qingyun's strength with his own eyes.

"Who is making up for the broken water flow with this song and dance?"

Kong Mou wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.

"When the hometown song and dance started, Duan Shuiliu probably wouldn't actually die, but in his own eyes, he might have died without a burial place..."

He sighed secretly, feeling a little regretful at this moment.

"Evil Young Master Huang is fine, but this young friend Shen is truly amazingly powerful..."

If I had known, I shouldn't have agreed to him.

After thinking it over, he made up his mind.

"Until the last moment, we can't use Shen Xiaoyou anymore!"

He immediately returned to the cave, and soon a communication talisman broke through the air and flew straight to the territory of Guixu Gate.

"Since you want to earn credits to study the Daoist Canon, I will satisfy you..." Kong Mou watched the communication talisman disappear and muttered, "As for the ideological dispute with Deputy Priest Pang, Xie Shaohuang is enough."

After sitting for a while, he got up and went to find Pang Juan.

The dance battle happened during Pang Juan's martial arts class, and he decided to find out what happened.

When he reached the rope section, he just saw the water flow coming out.

The eldest brother of Hehetang!

For the past two hundred years, he has been neither humble nor arrogant when meeting anyone!
When she saw Kong Mou, her face turned red, and she lowered her head and ran away in small steps.

Kong Mou was so annoyed that he couldn't help frowning when he saw Pang Juan.

"The songs and dances from my hometown, didn't they come from you, Deputy Priest Pang?"

Pang Juan didn't answer but laughed instead.

当然，是冷笑.

"Is Kong Xuezheng... just pretending to be sympathetic?"

Kong Mou was also angry: "Is Deputy Priest Pang so narrow-minded?"

"Ha," Pang Juan stood up and laughed, "I didn't bring that person into Hehe Hall!"

Kong Mou retorted, "What rules of Hehetang have they broken by bringing them in? It is you, Deputy Priest Pang, who is so self-righteous that you let Duan Shuiliu escape from this calamity. How will others see him? How will he get through this?"

Pang Juan opened and closed his mouth, but could not utter a word.

It's also because of concern that things get messy.

By the time he realized that acting in this way would only make Duan Shuiliu more embarrassed, Xing Bingbu, whom he had tacitly allowed and indulged, had already completed the grand slam of spreading rumors 500/500.

"Humph, he's still the deputy chief priest!" Kong Mou looked unhappy. "Let me ask you, what was Duan Shuiliu's reaction just now?"

Pang Juan bit his cheek and sneered, "You don't need to bother with this matter, you should just focus on your studies."

"You think I want to care?" Kong Mou said in a serious tone, "I'm here because of the teaching incident in the fighting class yesterday!"

"Teaching accident?" Pang Juan sneered, "Kong Xuezheng's arrival is just in time, so let's discuss and formally expel Xie Shaohuang from the school!"

Normally speaking, disrupting teaching order would result in a verbal warning at most.

But don’t forget that the full name of Xie Shaohuang’s previous punishment was expulsion from school and detention.

This is just like when you teach someone a lesson about the prohibition of using weapons during community corrections, which is definitely a severe punishment for the crime.

Kong Mou was so angry when he heard this.

"Good fellow, it's obviously your course setting that's wrong. If you hadn't let Xie Shaohuang fight against a group alone, which was so biased, why would he fight back?"

Pang Juan said calmly: "However, based on my experience as the deputy chief priest of Hehe Hall, this student is clearly stubborn and refuses to change. He bullies others by taking advantage of his power and strength..."

"Hmph," Kong Mou walked away, "I can't convince you, let's hold a meeting and vote!"

"I'm afraid of you!"

After watching Kong Mou disappear, Pang Juan's neck softened, and he sat down with a cold snort. The result...

I saw the jade talisman on the table again.

The jade talisman was given by Duan Shuiliu.

When he heard the songs and dances from his hometown, Duan Shuiliu knew that his fate with Hehetang was over, so he wrote a letter requesting to be dismissed.

He had been in Hehetang for nearly two hundred years, so there was no problem for him to graduate.

But if you leave at this critical moment...

"How can I get out of yesterday's nightmare in the future?"

As he thought about it, he started to scold Shen Qingyun again.

He looks gentle and refined, but he just...

Oh, I haven't even made a move yet, but it's already a critical hit on the soul!
"Too cruel!"

Of course scolding was useless. After venting for a while, he started to have a headache again.

Needless to say, this graduation application will definitely not be approved.

"If this matter cannot be resolved in the academy, Duan Shuiliu will never be able to reach the fifth realm in his lifetime..."

But how to solve it?
Pang Juan tried to sort out the clues...

Then, the supervisor who had just entered the room was heard humming, "Everything ordinary has become different..."

"Where is your role model? How disgraceful!"

"Ah, Deputy Chief Lieutenant Pang..." The Chief Lieutenant was stunned for a moment, then his thoughts turned and he immediately smiled and said, "This is the song from the hometown of Deputy Chief Lieutenant's favorite student, Duan Shuiliu..."

Pang Juan was happy: "I heard there is a dance, Xie Jiancheng, can you dance one for us?"

A quarter of an hour later, Jijiu Xuezheng held a small meeting.

It's a small meeting of four people, and it's the Hehe Hall with a friendly atmosphere, so it's definitely a 2:2 match without any discord.

Liu Jijiu was a little annoyed.

He used to be indifferent to worldly affairs, but he has been called out seven or eight times in the past month.

"Well, let me write a letter of authorization," Liu Jijiu started writing, "If there is anything to be decided in the future, please ask Kong..."

"That's unacceptable!" Kong Mou hastily refused. "If you don't understand the reason, it won't make sense. Since we can't come to a vote, it just so happens that the four of us are here..."

"I don't think this is necessary," Pang Juan directly took out the graduation application of Duan Shui Liu, "Kong Xue Zheng, if you can help Duan Shui Liu solve this crisis, I will not only let Xie Shao Huang go this time, but I will not even regard him as a target for severe crackdowns in the future."

As the deputy chief priest, I naturally cannot deliberately target students, but I can crack down on them severely.

Kong Mou had no way to deal with this, so when he heard Pang Juan's words, he became curious.

"Deputy Priest Pang has been forced to this point?"

The next moment, he picked up the graduation application, scanned it with his spiritual sense, and his face changed.

"When?"

Pang Juan's eyes flashed with helplessness: "Before you came to see me."

"Pang Juan," Kong Mou gritted his teeth in anger, "Look at what you have done!"

The two chief priests, Liu and Wu, were terrified. They snatched the jade talisman and took a look at it, their faces turned black.

"Your words show a very firm attitude!"

"Hey, you can escape for a while, but can you escape for a lifetime?"

……

Everyone present here is a big shot, how could they not know the seriousness of the situation?
but……

The three of them looked at each other, unable to come up with any solution.

"Lao Pang, have you tried to persuade him..." Liu Jijiu didn't finish his words, and said bitterly, "It's unnecessary for me to ask. His attitude is so firm, how can we persuade him to come back?"

Wu Jijiu thought for a long time, shook his head and sighed: "It can't be said that classmate Duan Shuiliu couldn't withstand the blow. To be honest... If it were me, I wouldn't be able to accept it either, this..."

He wanted to say Shen Qingyun's name, but stopped.

If we really dig deeper, there are all kinds of explanations as to why Duan Shuiliu launched a surprise attack from behind.

Pang Juan didn't count on the two chief priests, so he just looked straight at Kong Mou.

"Well, Kong Xuezheng has been thinking about this for so long, isn't it time to give an answer?"

Don’t mention it, Kong Mou really has a way.

"I heard that the Qingtian Sect has a secret realm of reincarnation. If you are sent to the Qingtian Sect, you will reincarnate in the secret realm for a hundred years, and this calamity will naturally be resolved..."

"I also heard that the Immortal Sword Sect has a sword tomb. If you practice meditation outside the sword tomb for ten years, you can also eliminate the calamity in your heart..."

Unfortunately, I was thinking too beautifully.

"unless……"

After weighing the pros and cons for a long time, he looked at Pang Juan.

"I can't guarantee it, but let's try it first. I just hope Deputy Priest Pang won't go back on his word."

Pang Juan was overjoyed and immediately stood up and said, "Pang is a man of his word. If I say let Xie Shaohuang go, then let Xie Shaohuang go!"

After that, leave.

"Hey, hey..." Seeing Pang Juan so happy, Kong Mou sighed helplessly, "I want to advise you to go against Xie Shaohuang instead of targeting Shen Xiaoyou..." (End of this chapter)