The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian looked at each other in disbelief, and then chattered together.

"Zhang Dong must have cheated! Otherwise, it would be impossible."

"Cheating? No matter how much you cheat, you can't become the top scorer in the national science college entrance examination?"

"Could it be that his grades are actually very good, and he usually pretends to be so low-key on purpose?"

"Yes, it must be, this person is too hateful, and I'm not lifting a stone to shoot myself in the foot?"

"Xiaojiao, could it be that you knew he was so powerful and secretly liked him long ago, so you deliberately made such a bet with him?" Gao Qian said narrowly.

"The ghost knows how powerful he is, and the ghost secretly likes him." Chen Xiaojiao shyly gave Gao Qian a reproachful look, "I was fooled by him this time!"

"Cuckoo~"

Gao Qian couldn't help laughing coquettishly, and said, "Xiaojiao, we are girlfriends, is it interesting to hide the secret in your heart? Actually, I already knew that you have a crush on Brother Dong, and I have always wanted to know the reason, but it is hard to ask You, it suddenly dawned on you, it turned out that Brother Dong is a hidden dragon, who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, your vision is really good, congratulations on becoming the wife of the number one scholar, and your long-cherished wish has come true."

Chen Xiaojiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she wanted to argue without words, and quickly launched a counterattack: "Xiaoqian, congratulations on becoming Liu Kui's wife, after all, Liu Kui scored 690 points in the exam, which is higher than you."

The two teased each other for a while, then their expressions became flustered, and they murmured how to deal with it. You must know that Zhang Dong was always scheming and always teased them. They had never gained the upper hand. One of the handles fell into his hands, and the days to come will definitely be difficult.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

Before any conclusion was reached, there was a knock on the door, and Liu Kui's voice sounded outside the door: "Sister-in-law, open the door quickly, Zhuangyuan Lang is here to greet his relatives."

The two beauties looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

"Call the police." Gao Qian smiled, "Otherwise, you will consummate the marriage with him today."

"Call the police?" Chen Xiaojiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't be afraid, my parents will get off work soon, so they have to obediently leave."

"Open the door, open the door." Liu Kui and several classmates surrounded Zhang Dong and shouted outside the door.

The door finally opened, and everyone rushed in.

Zhang Dong looked at Chen Xiaojiao, who was blushing and rolling her eyes with strange eyes, and said jokingly, "Honey, pour me a cup of tea for my husband."

"You, go to hell." Chen Xiaojiao said shyly and angrily.

"How dare you be so rude to my husband? See if my husband won't teach you a lesson." Zhang Dong walked up to Chen Xiaojiao step by step, and hugged her with both hands.

Chen Xiaojiao trembled all over, a strange feeling appeared in her heart, she stammered, "Brother Dong, you, don't mess around, I, I'll pour you tea."

"Haha~"

Everyone laughed at the same time.

Zhang Dongda sat on the sofa, drank the fragrant tea Chen Xiaojiao offered, looked at her aggressively, and said, "Honey, you won't renege on your debt, will you?"

"Who is your wife?" Chen Xiaojiao said depressedly.

"Of course it's Chen Xiaojiao." Zhang Dong said narrowly.

"You villain, you have been pretending for three years, and at the last moment you tricked me, it's cheating, it doesn't count." Chen Xiaojiao said angrily.

"If you lose, you lose. Don't look for random reasons. Anyway, from today on, you will be my wife, and you will belong to me for the rest of your life. As for Gao Qian, you will also be Liu Kui's wife from today, you know?" Zhang Dong said with great momentum.

"Honey, hehe, I didn't expect you to be here too. I'm so happy." Liu Kui walked up to Gao Qian while the iron was hot, and struck up a conversation.

The two beauties looked flustered, not knowing what to do.

"Wife, go out with me." Zhang Dong got up and said.

"Where are you going?" Chen Xiaojiao's complexion changed.

"Of course I went to open the house. Didn't you promise to consummate the house that day?" Zhang Dong laughed.

"Ah, I'll fight with you." Chen Xiaojiao was furious, she rushed forward with all her teeth and claws, and launched a fierce attack on Zhang Dong with the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.

"What a tough wife..." Zhang Dong easily dodged, patting Chen Xiaojiao on the shoulder or pinching her waist from time to time.

Suddenly, there was loud laughter in the hall.

Just as they were laughing happily, suddenly the door was pushed open with a bang, and Father Chen and Mother Chen stepped in with a dark face.

Everyone stopped laughing quickly, and their faces became panicked.

"Xiaojiao, what are you doing?" Father Chen asked sharply.

"Dad, it's a class reunion." Chen Xiaojiao gave Zhang Dong and the rest of the students a quick wink.

Everyone understood, and they were about to slip away, but Father Chen blocked the door and asked, "Is there such a party? What wife, who opened the room, I heard it from downstairs."

"Uncle Chen, you misunderstood, we are creating a sketch." Zhang Dong argued.

"Yes, we are acting in a sketch." Chen Xiaojiao also said on the side.

"Playing a sketch?" Father Chen looked suspicious, looked at everyone for a long time, and then asked: "You are so happy, have you all been admitted to a satisfactory university?"

"Yes, Brother Dong is the number one scholar in the country. Xiaojiao scored 710 and 650 points in the test, and we also scored more than [-] points in the test. To celebrate, it is natural to create a sketch." Liu Kui said confidently.

"Are you the national top scorer in science who scored 740 points in the exam?" Father Chen walked up to Zhang Dong in surprise and looked him up and down.

"Yes, it's a fluke." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

"Good boy, really good boy." Chen's mother also approached, and looked up and down Zhang Dong like a son-in-law, "Leave after eating."

"Thank you, auntie, there's no need." Zhang Dong hastily declined.

But Chen's father couldn't help but pull Zhang Dong to sit on the sofa, and then called the rest of the students to sit down, and chatted with great interest.

Zhang Dong, Liu Kui and all the classmates pretended to be honest children and dealt with it impeccably.

Soon, Father Chen learned that Zhang Dong was born in a rural area. Although he was not too poor, he was definitely not rich. He sighed, "Boys really need to be raised in poverty. No wonder their grades are so good and they are so simple."

Everyone almost burst out laughing, Zhang Dongchun?He is a troublemaker in the countryside. Does he have good grades?The second time was the bottom one in the class, and this time he was the national champion, so I don't know what's going on.

Father Chen touched Zhang Dong's strong and powerful arm again in amazement, and said, "It's so strong, is it the result of exercise?"

"Yes, Uncle Chen, I like sports. I do a little exercise every day and a big exercise every three days." Zhang Dong replied with a smile.

"Good boy, really good boy." Chen's father and Chen's mother sighed at the same time, naturally they didn't know that the exercise Zhang Dong said was fighting.

Liu Kui suffocated his laughter and interjected, "Brother Dong has lofty ideals. He wants to be the most outstanding architect and build the largest and most beautiful harem."

"Hi architect, this ideal is really good. But what is the harem?" Chen's father and mother could not understand the meaning of the harem and the palace, and how could they know the great ideal of the crazy young people born in the [-]s ?

Zhang Dong gave Liu Kui a hard look, and lied, "Uncle Chen, the Empress Palace is a building built by later generations, which can be compared to the Forbidden City of the Great Wall."

"Good, good, ambitious." Father Chen slapped his thigh and praised.

"Cuckoo~"

Finally, Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian couldn't hold it back anymore, they laughed wildly, Liu Kui and the rest of the students also laughed, even Zhang Dong secretly laughed half to death, this Father Chen is too simple.

Not daring to stay longer, and not daring to say any more, Zhang Dong and his classmates took an opportunity and left.

Father Chen and mother Chen liked them very much and asked Chen Xiaojiao to give them a ride.

All the students dispersed like birds and beasts when they came out of Chen Xiaojiao's house.

Naturally, Zhang Dong would not let Chen Xiaojiao go home so easily, and led her to walk on the street intimately.

Chen Xiaojiao was extremely shy, pouted her mouth and said, "Brother Dong, where are you taking me?"

"Of course it's to open a room." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile.

Chen Xiaojiao staggered and almost fell, she said in panic, "Brother Dong, next time, next time, how about next time?"

"Didn't it say that the house could be consummated that day?" Zhang Dong asked with a straight face.

"Yes, but today my aunt is here." Chen Xiaojiao said fiercely.

"Liar, your aunt left the day before yesterday." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile.

"You, how do you know?" Chen Xiaojiao looked surprised and astonished, looking at Zhang Dong like a monster.

"I'm your husband, of course I know." Zhang Dong stopped in front of a hotel and wanted to step inside.

"You, are you really going to open a room?" Chen Xiaojiao completely panicked.

"Of course it's true, are you going or not?"

"Just go, but, Brother Dong, do you have the money to rent a house?" Chen Xiaojiao rolled her eyes and said.

"I really don't have this." Zhang Dong scratched his head.

"Then to your house?" Chen Xiaojiao said narrowly, feeling relieved.

"No, go to my house, then my dad is going to break my leg?" Zhang Dong muttered in his heart, shaking his head again and again, "Forget it, next time, walk with me again."

The two started pressing the road, passing a secluded park, Zhang Dong led Chen Xiaojiao into it.

"Brother Dong, I'm going back." Chen Xiaojiao panicked again.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Dong pulled her under a big tree, hugged her involuntarily, happily admiring Chen Xiaojiao's peerless face, and slowly kissed her lips that exuded a strong fragrance.

"Help me~"

Chen Xiaojiao yelled in panic, but her delicate body was already limp in Zhang Dong's arms, her beautiful eyes were slightly closed, and she looked as charming as you can taste.

Zhang Dong was about to kiss heavily, but he stopped suddenly, because a big man rushed over like a whirlwind with four of his subordinates. Without a word, his bowl-sized fist hit Zhang Dong's shoulder with a gust of wind.

"Where did the lunatic come from?" Zhang Dong put his arms around Chen Xiaojiao and moved aside. The big man's fist missed and hit the tree trunk, making a loud bang, and the thick and thin tree trunk shook three times.

Zhang Dong was furious, if it was an ordinary person, wouldn't he be beaten half to death with such a punch?No matter how polite you are, he slapped the big man hard on the face and flew the fan into the air.

This is a big deal, it's a hornet's nest.

The four subordinates behind the big man rushed up like lunatics, and launched a terrifying attack on Zhang Dong. Every punch and every kick could create a storm, and they were all rare masters!

Zhang Dong was annoyed that these people had interrupted his good business. He wrapped his left hand around Chen Xiaojiao's small waist, dodged gracefully, and at the same time raised his right hand, and slapped it hard.

"Clap clap clap~"

The four of them were slapped at the same time, and their bodies were thrown into the air. They fell like sacks and fell half to death. But they were very strong. As soon as they hit the ground, a pistol appeared in their hands at the same time, aiming at the black muzzle. Zhang Dong.