The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Looking at the muzzles of several black holes, Zhang Dong felt a threat of death, but he didn't panic, and asked coldly, "Who are you? What do you want to do?"

"Boy, you are so brave, you dare to moles my sister, let her go quickly, otherwise, you are dead, absolutely dead." The leader of the big man got up in embarrassment and said murderously.

Zhang Dong was stunned, shit, it turned out to be his brother-in-law looking for trouble?And he actually sent his brother-in-law flying to the ground?

Chen Xiaojiao was stunned by the sudden change, and was frightened by the five gunshots, but now she saw that the leader was really her brother Chen Dong, she calmed down immediately, stomped her feet and shouted: "Brother, are you crazy?" Yet?"

"Here, little girl, didn't you just call for help?" Chen Dong scratched his head and asked suspiciously.

"He, he, he is my boyfriend, brother, you misunderstood." Chen Xiaojiao hugged Zhang Dong's arm, blushing and said.

The five of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and put away their guns. Chen Dong walked up to Zhang Dong with an unhappy expression, looked up and down, and finally fixed his eyes on Chen Xiaojiao's face, and said sadly: "Little sister, you, You started dating at such a young age?"

"Brother, you made your classmate's belly bigger, how can you say me?" Chen Xiaojiao said fiercely.

"You, you, I want to tell my parents." Chen Dong was angry and angry.

"Don't, don't, don't let them know." Chen Xiaojiao panicked suddenly, rolled her eyes, and said arrogantly in Zhang Dong's ear: "Brother Dong, you made this happen, I don't care, You have to relieve me of my future troubles, otherwise I will ignore you for the rest of my life."

"Don't worry." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he took a step forward: "Uncle, you have to keep this matter a secret, otherwise, I will beat you until my mother-in-law can't recognize you."

"You dare to threaten me?"

Chen Dong jumped out of anger, touched the right side of his face, and felt a burning pain. He thought that as the captain of the Spring City Special Police Department, he was skilled in martial arts and invincible. When did he suffer from such a disadvantage?When have you ever been threatened?

"I'm not threatening you, but I can beat you. If all five of you attack at the same time, I won't fight back. Within five minutes, as long as you can touch a corner of my clothes, I will let you handle it. Otherwise, Xiaojiao and I You have to keep it a secret." Zhang Dong said with great momentum.

"Who the hell are you?" Chen Dong's face was ashen, wishing to beat up Zhang Dong immediately, but remembering the scene where the five of them were sent flying by Zhang Dong just now, he was extremely afraid and did not dare to have any impulse.

"My name is Zhang Dong, your sister's classmate and boyfriend." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile, "How about it? Do you dare to bet?"

"Brother, don't you always boast that you are invincible? Why are you impotent today?" Chen Xiaojiao said carelessly. She had seen Zhang Dong fight countless times and basically won all of them, but Zhang Dong was alone just now. Defeating five special police officers with extraordinary skills made her happy, and she has been entangled with Zhang Dong because she admired Zhang Dong's force too much.

"Little sister, you, you are a girl, why do you speak so badly?" Chen Dong scolded.

"What's so bad about it? If you're not impotent, you'll bet against Brother Dong." Chen Xiaojiao said triumphantly.

"It's a bet." Chen Dong yelled, and launched an operation with four team members at the same time, divided into five directions to catch Zhang Dong.

Zhang Dong unfolded a set of miraculous agility and strolled leisurely in the forest, but the five special policemen couldn't catch him no matter what.

The five special police officers were astonished to the extreme. Today they really capsized in the gutter, and even encountered a monster. What kind of movement technique is this?

They were anxious in their hearts, and they used all their strength to gallop through the woods at the fastest speed, chasing and intercepting Zhang Dong like a lunatic.But the strange thing is, Zhang Dong is like a fish swimming in the forest, the five people don't even catch him, they can't even touch a piece of clothes.

"Brother Dong, you are so amazing; brother, you are a big stupid pig, and five people can't catch him." Chen Xiaojiao shouted excitedly with a look of surprise, extreme admiration, and extreme joy.

Two black lines appeared on the foreheads of the five special police officers, but there was no way to refute them, and 5 minutes passed quickly, Chen Dong had to stop, panting and said: "We admit defeat, what kind of body technique are you doing?" ?”

"Lingbo Weibu." Zhang Dong stopped next to Chen Xiaojiao one step at a time, without blushing or panting, and said with an evil smile, this is of course not the fictional Lingbo Weibu in the novel, but Jiang Shan's experience in many battles. One of his body skills—Carp's Variety Body Skill, is similar to Lingbo Weibu's.

"Cut~" Everyone stretched out their middle fingers at the same time, their faces full of disbelief.

"Brother, since you admit defeat, you won't break your promise?" Zhang Dong said.

"Of course not, but if you treat my sister badly, I will not treat you politely." Chen Dong patted the pistol on his waist and threatened.

"Uncle, don't worry, Xiaojiao is my wife, and I will treat her like a treasure." Zhang Dong finished speaking seriously, and whispered a few words intimately in Chen Xiaojiao's ear, who was also ashamed and happy, Then he smiled evilly and strode away.

The night gradually receded, and a ray of morning light appeared on the horizon.

Zhang Dong woke up, with a look of nostalgia on his face, last night he dreamed of kissing Chen Xiaojiao in the park, the taste was very charming.

After thinking about it for a while, I asked in my heart: "Monitor, check the unowned underground treasure closest to my home."

He finally thought of getting some money. Yesterday, he had no money to rent a house. Chen Xiaojiao found an excuse to escape. Although he was just teasing Chen Xiaojiao and had no real idea or plan to rent a house, it is true that there is no money to rent a house. There is no light.

The search quickly yielded results. Under a certain big tree in a valley in Baoziling, there were a hundred Yuan Datou buried in the eighth year of the Republic of China, each worth 200 RMB. A total of Yuan Datou is worth 12 yuan.

Baoziling is [-] kilometers away from his home, and it is full of mountain roads. It can be seen that there are no unowned valuables underground in the [-] kilometers around his home.

Zhang Dong has achieved success in cultivation now, and his force value has been raised to 85. He is a true insider, so why is he afraid of this mere fifty kilometers?

He set off immediately, galloped in the mountains and forests, and brought back the hundred Yuan Datou on the same day.

The next day, he came to Chuncheng and sold it in a jewelry store. He only sold it for 11 yuan each, not the [-] yuan that the monitor evaluated, but he still got a huge sum of [-] yuan, which made Zhang Dong very excited. , This is the largest sum of money he has ever owned in his life!

Moreover, this is just the beginning, the earth is so vast, and all the unowned treasures underground belong to him!

He went to the bank high-spirited, saved [-] yuan, and bought an icrazy mobile phone, entered the phone number of a classmate he remembered into it, and then happily called his buddy Liu Kui.

In less than 10 minutes, the energetic Liu Kui drove over in an Audi A6 and said excitedly: "Brother Dong, I was going to pick you up at your house, but I didn't expect you to come to Chuncheng, hehe, accompany me to visit my wife today." home?"

He cheated in the college entrance examination and got a high score of 695. He was elated and triumphant, and his parents were so happy that they gave him an Audi A6 on the spot, which made him very happy. Qian's love relationship has been completely confirmed. After all, Gao Qian found an opportunity to sneak into the crowd yesterday after she came out of Chen Xiaojiao's house, and then ran away.

"No, take me home." Zhang Dong lacked interest.

"Don't, don't, Brother Dong, call your wife, and my wife, and go to climb Yunwu Mountain together, how cool it is." Liu Kui said quickly.

Yunwu Mountain is [-] kilometers away from Spring City. It is covered by clouds and fog, and the scenery is picturesque. There are hotels and temples on the mountain. It has a long history and is a good place for tourism.

Now that Liu Kui has a car, one hundred kilometers is an hour. If it is really fun, he can even spend the night in a hotel on the mountain, and if he stays overnight, hey, can the beauty escape from their clutches?

Zhang Dong thought to himself that he still had a few thousand cash on him, so he would definitely be able to spend it extravagantly. Maybe there is still a treasure on Yunwu Mountain.

He quickly asked the monitor to search.

His guess was right. Yunwu Mountain is a geomantic treasure land. There are as many as five treasures. Four are ancient tombs buried deep underground. There are a lot of cultural relics in them. The other place is the real treasure, ten small gold bars, Each one weighs about 30 grams, and the total value is about [-] yuan. It is only one meter deep under the grass on a hillside.

Zhang Dong didn't have any thoughts about the ancient tomb, it was too much trouble, and the cultural relics were not easy to sell, but the ten gold bars were different. Little trouble.

Zhang Dong naturally agreed to Liu Kui's proposal.

So the two contacted Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian on the phone. They are the new generation of crazy girls, and they agreed without hesitation.

He picked up the two beauties by car, got on the highway, and drove towards Yunwu Mountain.

Gao Qian was sitting in the passenger cab, while Zhang Dong and Chen Xiaojiao were sitting in the back. Naturally, the journey was restless. You teased me, and I teased you. The names were also weird, sometimes wife, lady, sometimes husband, Brother Dong.

Even Gao Qian was persuaded by Zhang Dong and Chen Xiaojiao to call Liu Kui her husband. Gao Qian was ashamed and angry, and refused to agree.

"Didn't you say you can't cheat?"

"Cheating is certainly not a foul. You have long belonged to Liu Kui."

"Salai is not allowed, otherwise the law will be corrected on the spot."

"Honey, you should follow me, I will treat you well for the rest of my life."

How could Gao Qian win against the three of them by herself, she was forced to call Liu Kui her husband, and Liu Kui was so happy that her eyes narrowed into a line that she almost drove the car into a ditch.

It took an hour to arrive at Yunwu Mountain. Liu Kui drove the car directly to the parking lot of the Mid-Levels Hotel, and said with a smile: "Go and book two rooms first, we will go back after playing for two days."

"Come on, let's go back today." How could Gao Qian and Chen Xiaojiao not know Liu Kui and Zhang Dong's dirty thoughts, and became panicked.