Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

The opera singing in Nanfu is better than outside the palace.

The play "The Monkey King Strikes the Bone Demon Three Times" is vividly written and acted.

Du Jiyan ate a few more melon seeds and drank two more glasses of tea.

At first, the emperor was enjoying watching the play, but then he felt something was wrong.

Du Jiyan was obviously asked to serve him, so how could Du Jiyan serve him?

She was watching the show, eating melon seeds and drinking tea. She came to Taihe Palace to enjoy it.

This woman clearly didn't care about the emperor's injury. This woman is in such a comfortable state.

The emperor's face looked wrong, so Gao Rang quickly stopped the show.

"Why did it stop? Isn't the performance finished yet?" Du Jiyan even urged him to start, but he refused to let him watch the play until half way through, just like the game was half played and the net was lost, so he scratched his head and scratched his head.

After the people from Nanfu retreated, the emperor said angrily: "I'm sleepy, come and change my clothes."

"Your Majesty, it's still early."

"It's still early, can't I be sleepy?"

Also.

He is the emperor.

The emperor can be sleepy whenever he wants.

As a concubine, she only needs to serve, no need to say anything.

Agarwood purses hang behind the curtain.

The emperor stood behind the curtain, looking at Du Jiyan with his hands tied.

Du Jiyan stretched out his hand to unbutton the emperor. He probably drank too much and had apricot wine on his head. His eyes were hazy, like a cloud of fog. Gradually, the emperor's face became hazy. The gold plate button was engraved with dragon patterns. , just bigger than a soybean, Du Jianyan tried to unbutton it but couldn't undo it, until his palms were sweating and he couldn't undo a single button.

The emperor was not in a hurry and just watched her explain quietly.

Du Jiyan began to sweat on his forehead. Perhaps it was too warm in the Taihe Palace. The familiar smell of agarwood mixed with avocado hit his face, and Du Jiyan yawned.

"Sleepy? Do you want to go to bed?" The emperor lowered his head. The moment he lowered his head, his face was close to Du Jiyan's.

"Concubine, I don't want to."

"We are an old married couple, so don't be coy."

"I, my concubine, just want to unbutton the emperor."

"You want to unbutton me, but you also said you don't want to sleep with me."

This logic.

Du Jiyan's mind was buzzing.

It was obvious that the emperor wanted to take a rest when he was sleepy, so he asked her to take off his clothes and unbutton his clothes. How could it be that she wanted to sleep with him?

Your Majesty, you are wronging someone.

But who let him be the emperor?

After drinking apricot wine, my ears will turn red.

The emperor's face was close to Du Jiyan's ear, feeling the warmth and smell of alcohol coming from her ears: "Du Jiyan, are you still trying to welcome her?"

"Your Majesty, my concubines are not allowed to sleep with me in the past two months. The Queen Mother has decreed that your Majesty will let the noble guards from Jingren Palace sleep with you."

It is a certainty that Mr. Wei will attend his bed.

Almost everyone knows about the harem.

Presumably, Mr. Wei is already ready to sleep with him.

If Du Jiyan dares to steal the favor of noble Wei, then he is going against the Queen Mother. Isn't that seeking death?

But the emperor didn't care at all: "I will let whoever I want to sleep with me."

Yes Yes Yes.

"But Your Majesty, it's not dark yet."

"Can't I let you sleep with me before it gets dark?" The emperor half-squinted his eyes: "Do I need to look at the sky before I act?"

"But Your Majesty. According to the rules, the person who serves in bed should be called Mr. Wei. Maybe Mr. Wei is ready now."

The emperor pressed her directly against the bed. Du Jiyan, who was dizzy from drinking, was weak at the feet and her vision was blurry. She felt that the emperor was very close to her. The emperor's breath was close to her lips, and the emperor's voice was full of intolerance. The doubter said calmly: "Du Jiyan, in my harem, you have to understand three points. First, I agree with Mr. Wei to sleep with you, but Mr. Wei sleeps with you at night. Now that I let you sleep with him, it doesn't matter. You can't refuse the contradiction. Second, don't play with me and refuse to welcome me, I have plenty of patience and means."

"What about the third point?"

"Third point, you are already on my bed, can you still run away?"

Du Jiyan blushed.

After going to bed, I found that the emperor's words became more and more unrestrained.

In the past, there may have been some rhetorical devices, but now it is ridiculously straightforward.

Gao Rang stood outside the screen and felt embarrassed, but he had to remind him in a low voice: "Your Majesty, be careful with your hands. The imperial doctor said you can't injure them again, as it will affect your recovery."

"Go back."

The emperor obviously didn't heed the imperial doctor's advice. After all, he thought that his hand was almost in good condition. He had asked Du Jiyan to serve him before, just to prove that she cared about him. Now that the curtains have been lowered and they are on the bed, there is no need to hide and tuck them in. The emperor supported the bed with both hands and pressed Du Jiyan under him: "Du Chang is here, your chance has come."

Gao Rang stepped back a step too late and heard such blushing words. He quickly closed the second door and asked everyone serving him to step back, so as not to delay the emperor's performance.

The emperor supported the bed with both hands, and his face lowered lower and lower, so low that Du Jiyan could vaguely see his long eyelashes and long eyebrows. His bottomless eyes were like boundless mirrors, and the mirror was full of Du Jiyan.

His lips were almost against her neck: "I originally wanted you to serve the tea, but I have changed my mind."

"Your Majesty, your hand -" Du Jiyan panicked. He had heard that the Emperor's hand was injured. Now the Emperor was supporting the bed and pressing her down. If the hand was injured again, wouldn't she be unable to eat it? Walk? Not only could the Queen Mother not spare her, but even the concubines wanted to say that she had seduced the Lord, right?

The emperor obviously didn't care: "So what if my hand is injured? At this moment, there is something more important than these hands in front of me."

"But."

"My hand is fine."

"The Emperor was injured on Shangyuan Festival after all. What if it happens elsewhere?"

What Du Jiyan meant was that it would be unsuitable for the emperor to be injured elsewhere. If the emperor's injuries were aggravated, she would not be able to bear the consequences.

The emperor raised his lips: "Other places, where do you mean?"

"Concubine."

"Don't be shy, tell me, where is the other place?"

"Concubine."

"Tell me, is that right?" The emperor's lips traced along Du Jiyan's neck to her ears. As her ears rubbed together, he whispered a few words to Du Jiyan.

Du Jiyan felt his face getting hot.

The emperor on the bed was her dream. But she just felt like the world was spinning and her body was floating.

"Concubine."

"I heard that folk women call their men husband, Du Changzai. Please call me and let me hear it."

The emperor's hobby of having fun with the people.

Du Jiyan bit his lip.

"Call me sir."

"Concubine."

"I want to be your father-in-law today." The atmosphere has been heightened to this point.

If you refuse again, it will appear that you are ignorant of current affairs.

Du Jiyan has come to one truth in doing business, that is, he must seize the opportunity before him, otherwise this fleeting opportunity may not be the next time it is his turn.

Du Jiyan's chest rose and fell, and the strong smell of alcohol surged up like a wave: "Your Majesty, I'm going to vomit."

emperor

Du Jianyan said, "How can you make such a mistake?"

He was about to vomit. He picked it at this moment and caught the emperor off guard.

But Du Jianyan didn't look like he was just pretending.

We can't let her vomit on the dragon bed.

"Gao Rang——" the emperor called the waiter: "Water——"

Gao Rang was still wondering, an illusion? The emperor is calling for water? Why so fast?

Less than two minutes combined?

The emperor had been struggling for an hour last time.

In comparison, this time is so short? As fast as lightning?

Gao Rang still thought he was hallucinating, but the emperor's voice in his ear became more urgent: "Gao Rang, bring water quickly. She vomited on me."

When Gao Rang brought the water in, Du Jiyan was already holding the emperor, as if he had fallen asleep, and even vomited on the emperor.

The emperor's aqua blue and gold dragon robe was originally scented with avocado, but now it is no longer available.

"What are you looking at? Hurry and change my clothes."

Only then did Gao Rang react and quickly changed the emperor's clothes. The maids also rushed over to help scrub him.

Nobleman Wei's voice came from outside the palace: "Your Majesty, my concubine Wei Shi has sent your regards to your Majesty."

Before it got dark, Wei had already arrived.

Usually, when concubines go to bed, most of them are picked up by Fengluan Chun'en chariot. Wei Zhaoning came to Taihe Palace on the order of the Queen Mother. He didn't want to ride in Fengluan Chun'en chariot. Instead, he measured with his feet and followed the scene step by step. Jin Gong came over.

Gao Rang looked over and saw that Wei Zhaoning had brought a maid, and the maid held a piano in her arms. After all, Wei Zhaoning was a talented person, and she came to sleep with him, so the palace of Taihe would not be lonely.

Du Jiyan only had one thought in his mind: he didn't want to be a light bulb.

So he stood up unsteadily and stumbled back to Wanru Hall.

The emperor was so relieved that he asked Gao Rang to send her back in the Fengluan Chunen Car.

Du Jiyan didn't want to. She didn't go to bed. She rode Feng Luan Chun'en back in the car. Wouldn't it make people look at her? Then there would be rumors in the harem that she had not eaten Tang Monk's meat and was in a state of disgrace.

The emperor could not tolerate her refusal: "I will send it to you as soon as I say. What are you afraid of?"

"Concubine..."

"Sit down honestly."

The emperor is mighty.

The emperor said sit down and sit down.

Du Jiyan took the Fengluan Chun'en carriage back to Wanru Hall. Wei Guiren entered the Taihe Palace, placed his qin on the long table, knelt down and saluted the emperor.

She has a nice peach blossom scent.

"Is the Emperor worried about Du Chang's presence?" Wei Zhaoning asked.

She saw that the emperor kept staring outside the palace. Even though Du Jiyan's back disappeared at the door, the emperor still took another look.

Wei Guiren is ice-smart and can observe words and emotions, which is not comparable to that of the queen.

The emperor never liked women who were too smart.

"I came at the wrong time." Wei Guiren lowered his head: "The Queen Mother said that the emperor's hand was injured, and I wanted to come earlier to take care of him."

The emperor sat behind the long desk, turned over the memorials, put them down again, and began to play the noble Wei's harp.

It's a guqin. Judging from its condition, it's at least two hundred years old.

The nobleman Wei whispered: "The emperor is injured and should rest early. I am waiting for the emperor to rest."

Alas, women.

Most of the women in the harem wanted to pounce on the emperor when they saw him.

Since it was the Queen Mother who decided that Wei would be the one to attend the bed, the emperor's performance would not only be recorded by the eunuchs in the guest room outside, but I am afraid that the Queen Mother would also directly ask Wei.

This battle was almost live.

Then let's do it.

After all, the affairs in the bedroom are related to the country and are also the emperor's business.

Wei Guiren's visit to bed did not arouse any discussion in the harem, but Du Jiyan returned to Wanru Hall in Fengluan Chunen's car, which caused a lot of rumors.

Shi Jing was the first to gossip: "Du Jiyan, the emperor visited Mr. Wei last night."

"I know."

"I heard that the emperor visited you before visiting the noble Wei? I heard that when you came out of the Taihe Palace, you couldn't walk. It was Eunuch Gao who personally sent you back in the Fengluan Chun'en Car. Your Majesty This is really a natural power. I didn’t know that eating ginseng that has been eaten for thousands of years can be so beneficial.”

Du Jiyan...

"Shi Jing, you forgot, we were drinking yesterday, and I went to the Taihe Palace drunk and vomited all over the emperor..."

"You vomited all over the Emperor, but the Emperor still has the intention to do something? The Emperor's taste is getting worse and worse, and he doesn't even spare the drunken concubines."

Du Jiyan...

The queen was much more open-minded. When everyone went to Jingren Palace to pay their respects in the morning, they talked about this matter. Meng Yuzhu also wanted to give Du Jiyan eye drops and reported to the queen in front of Du Jiyan: "The queen is the queen." , the emperor has not allowed Du Changzai to sleep with him for the past two months. All the sisters in the palace know that, right? It’s not because Du Changzai went out of the palace without permission and caused trouble to the emperor, it is also a wise move for the emperor to not allow her to sleep with him. "

The queen was eating walnut juice, and while she was enjoying the sweetness, she heard the imperial concubine making noises. The empress did not like to see Meng Yuzhu holding a gun and a stick: "What does the imperial concubine want to say?"

"The Empress Dowager has ordered that Du Jiyan not be allowed to sleep with him, but Du Jiyan actually seduced the emperor and committed filthy and chaotic things in the Taihe Palace. After the incident, Fengluan Chun'en drove him back to Wanru Hall, and everyone in the palace was shocked. All the concubines looked sideways and were shocked, it is clear that they do not take the Queen Mother’s wishes to heart.”

"Are you so... bold? Did the imperial concubine see it with her own eyes?" The queen put down her silver spoon and started eating melons. As a queen, she also likes to eat melons, but all she ate were leftover melons from others. The imperial concubine Meng Yuzhu even came to complain. She After realizing it, he wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, sat cross-legged and said, "Why is your concubine so lucky? I happen to see her, please tell me quickly."

"I...I haven't seen it myself, I just heard it from people in the palace."

"Who said that? Let her tell me quickly." The queen seemed to be asking for answers. She asked Guiyuan to give everyone a round of snacks and sat down to talk.

Meng Yuzhu looked at Tian Lingyue, meaning to ask Tian Lingyue to give him an assist.

Tian Lingyue supported the hairpin and knelt down: "Queen, I have also heard that... before summoning Mr. Wei, the emperor also summoned Du Changzai."

"The palace rules don't stipulate that the emperor is not allowed to summon two people a day." Shi Jing glanced at Tian Lingyue.

Tian Lingyue failed to assist.

Thinking that Zhao Yaosheng and others were less favored, and naturally they should be jealous of those who were more favored, Meng Yuzhu deliberately started the conversation: "Zhao promised to stay in the palace for a long time, and I am afraid that he will even forget what the emperor looks like. Originally, whoever the emperor favored was always a matter of fact. Du Changzai didn't follow the brand, but seduced the emperor privately. Isn't this robbing the sisters of their favor? Zhao promised, tell me, what do you think about this matter? "

"I ate the glutinous rice balls given by the Queen in the palace, and I didn't hear anything else."

Bao Guiren also asked: "Is this true? Is there any evidence?"

The question was thrown to Meng Yuzhu again.

Meng Yuzhu had not seen it in person, so she became a little short of breath as she spoke: "I, I... I only heard about it."

"It turns out I heard it. Out of sight is not true." The queen shook her head, it seemed that this was not a good idea.

However, Guiyuan Fuer said a few words to the queen. After hearing this, the queen said: "I already know that the emperor's hand was injured and it was inconvenient for him to do things, so he asked Du Changzai to wait on him. Concubine, you are too worried."