Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

The Queen struggled to think of a way to kill one stone and kill one bird.

Killing three birds with one stone, the queen never thought that there was such a way in the world.

"You said."

"Sister is pregnant with twins. As long as she gives birth to a baby, she will give me a child."

"Don't worry, sister. She is pregnant with twins. The boy she will give birth to will definitely belong to her. The girl she gives birth to will be mine. After the girl is mine, I will not have any other children in this life, and she will definitely have a good life. Treat her. And if my sister has a boy, she will naturally sit firmly in the middle palace position. But because of this girl, I can stop Youyou from saying that our daughter of the Wei family is infertile. "

The queen hesitated.

After all, she was a little shocked when she first learned that she was pregnant. Wei Zhaoning also said that he wanted her to have a child, and she was still a little unable to react.

Wei Zhaoning shed tears: "I know it's not easy to conceive in ten months, and who would want to give their children to others. It's reasonable for my sister not to agree. It's because I don't know the depth. I bid farewell to my sister here."

Wei Zhaoning said and put the hairpin against his neck again.

The queen was a little panicked and took the hairpin from her hand and threw it aside: "I promise you, don't worry about it, I promise you. But even if I give you a child after ten months, your belly will... in these ten months... How do you explain the extra children who appeared out of thin air?"

"Sister, I don't need to worry about this." Wei Zhaoning took a soft pillow and put it on her abdomen. Sure enough, her abdomen swelled: "As long as you stuff something into your clothes every month, you can hide it from others, but these ten I can only have Dr. Zhang check my pulse in three months to avoid any mistakes. When the time comes to give birth, our Wei family will find a safe and stable mother-in-law, and all we have to do is carry my sister’s daughter over.”

Doctor Zhang remained silent.

It is a grave sin to do such a thing in the palace.

"Mr. Zhang, you have been the one who comes to Jingren Palace to diagnose the pulse. If this matter gets out, you will have leaked it." Concubine Wei stared at Dr. Zhang's face and whispered: "If this matter is exposed, I will My life is gone, and Dr. Zhang and your whole family cannot escape unscathed."

“Official—you should do your best.”

"From now on, you can go to the Imperial Hospital to get medicines, and the Queen Mother will also receive the news that the Queen Mother and I are pregnant. If this happens, Imperial Doctor Zhang, you will naturally enjoy endless glory and wealth. "

Sure enough, the news spread that the queen and the concubine were pregnant at the same time.

In the Cining Palace, the Queen Mother was so happy that she burned several sticks of incense for the Bodhisattva.

She prayed and prayed every day, hoping that the Wei family would give birth to a prince. Sure enough, Wei Concubine was pregnant, and the stupid queen also seemed to be pregnant suddenly.

Since then, the Wei family's status has been stabilized.

"Our Wei family and the Min family have been supporting each other for many years. Over the years, the emperor has no children and the queen has no children, and the Ai family is very worried. Now that the palace is pregnant, the concubine Wei is pregnant. It is really blessed by God."

She also asked her to call Doctor Zhang to personally investigate the matter. After hearing what Doctor Zhang had prescribed, she also rewarded Doctor Zhang with a hundred taels of silver and entrusted him to take good care of Jingren Palace's belly.

Of course, such a double happiness must be shared with the emperor.

The emperor just got up from the bed, and Du Jiyan helped him change his clothes. The queen mother then entered the Palace of Supreme Harmony.

"Congratulations to your Majesty." The Queen Mother said with a smile on her face.

The emperor also smiled: "What's the happy event in the palace?"

"Hasn't the Queen sent someone to tell the Emperor yet? The Emperor has a child. The Emperor's concubine is pregnant."

The emperor was so shocked that he held Du Jiyan's wrist and said, "When did it happen? Why didn't you tell me?"

"My concubine... I don't know either..."

"No wonder you always like to eat spicy food recently. The meals cooked in your small kitchen are either hot and sour bean curd or spicy cabbage. It turns out that you are pregnant. The so-called sour son and spicy daughter. I am afraid you are not pregnant with a princess. I have a daughter. Already?" The emperor was overjoyed.

Du Jiyan looked confused.

Recently, she likes spicy food and makes hot pot to eat every now and then.

The dishes at the House of Internal Affairs are very fresh, and there are many kinds of vegetables in this season. Hot pot cannot be more comfortable.

Especially the spicy red oil pot bottom, the vegetables taste crispy after being rinsed for two seconds.

Can you get pregnant by eating hotpot?

Du Jiyan knew very well that this was random thinking.

A while ago, the concubine of the imperial family had been sleeping with her. She had just been exposed to the emperor's blood, so it was impossible for her to become pregnant overnight.

The Queen Mother sat down by the window and there were a few wrinkles at the corners of her eyes: "It's not Du Changzai who is pregnant, it's the Queen and the concubines who are pregnant."

"The Queen and the concubine are pregnant?"

"Isn't that right? Doctor Zhang has checked several times. They are both pregnant, and the date is about the same. The emperor has a successor. We, the Wei family, will live up to the emperor's kindness."

"Gao Rang, ask the judge of the Taiyuan Hospital to go and see for himself." The emperor ordered.

Soon, Taiyuan Hospital arrived at Jingren Palace, followed by Dr. Zhang who was carrying a medicine box.

There was a thin layer of sweat on Doctor Zhang's forehead.

The queen was sitting on the brocade bed drinking pear water. Probably because she was pregnant with two children, her belly was bigger than usual, and she didn't want to eat greasy food, but only wanted something sweet.

The court judge was ordered to diagnose the pulse of the queen's concubines.

The queen was extremely afraid, lest the court judge would see the truth.

Concubine Wei hurried over and stood in front of the brocade bed, saying that the queen didn't want to see strangers recently and asked the court to go back.

"But the emperor personally told me to show my good health to the two empresses."

Wei Bin held her stomach and pretended to be in pain: "Do you want to make the Empress angry, Your Majesty? Doctor Zhang has been checking the Queen's pulse, so I won't bother you, Your Majesty."

The court judge was very frightened. If Concubine Wei made a mistake due to improper response, then even ten of his heads would not be enough to cut off.

The court judge had no choice but to go and reply to the emperor: "The queen is lying down, saying she does not want to see strangers. I was unable to diagnose her pulse."

The queen doesn't want to meet strangers?

The Queen Mother was still well-informed and said with a smile: "The Emperor is a man, so of course he doesn't understand the weirdness of this woman's pregnancy. Some women like to eat weird things when they are pregnant. For example, they usually don't like spicy food, but suddenly change their appetite. , some women can cry several times a day during pregnancy, and some women vomit from beginning to end. It’s just different from person to person. Now that the queen is pregnant, she doesn’t want to see strangers, so she doesn’t have to force herself. There is no doctor Zhang who can take the queen’s pulse. ?"

What the Queen Mother said makes sense.

After everyone left, the emperor kept the imperial court judge alone.

"You can't ask the court judge to make your trip in vain. Check her pulse." The emperor pointed at Du Jiyan, who was sipping tea.

It turned out that he asked the court judge to give him a physical examination.

Du Jiyan hurriedly waved his hand: "Your Majesty, I am in good health and not sick."

The Emperor: "It's not up to you whether she's sick or not. The court will judge. Check her pulse."

Ok.

The court judge put a small handkerchief on Du Jiyan's arm and pondered for a moment: "Du Changzai has a strong body and a strong pulse. His appetite has been better recently."

Du Jiyan nodded.

"The pulse jumps regularly. This is a good pulse condition. Du Changzai's sleep has been good recently."

Du Jiyan nodded.

The emperor seemed a little anxious: "Judge, please check if she is pregnant?"

The court judge felt Du Jiyan's pulse again.

She hasn't slept with her in the past few months. If she can get pregnant, she is a ghost.

"Back to the emperor, Du Changzai is not pregnant."

"She's not pregnant." The emperor was a little disappointed: "But I'm sure."

"You've got it right." The emperor waved his hand and asked the judge to go back.

Du Jiyan was blind and could see the emperor's disappointment. The top priority was to retreat first. After all, the emperor worked so hard but didn’t reap the rewards, so wouldn’t the emperor’s work have been in vain?

Du Jiyan strode to the door, and the emperor easily caught her back and pinned her on the couch.

"Why are you leaving in such a hurry?"

"When I heard that the Queen and Concubine Wei were pregnant, I was very happy and rushed to congratulate her."

"Why are you happy when someone else is pregnant?"

"I……"

"Du Chang is here, I think you can eat and sleep, but you are infertile. Are you not good?" The emperor lifted Du Jiyan's chin with his fingers.

A scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated. When the emperor's palace was full of rumors that you were not good enough, you were so angry that you jumped up and down. Now that you have just given birth to an heir and your scar has healed, you have forgotten the pain, so you humiliate your concubines. You are so kind, my emperor.

Of course Du Jiyan would not admit that he was not good enough.

He frowned and squinted his eyes, "I can't say whether it's my concubine who can't do it or who else can't do it."

"Who can't do it? Which one? I suspect you are talking about me."

"hehe."

"I can obviously do it. The fact that the queen and concubine Wei are pregnant now is proof. As for Du Changzai, you are not pregnant, there are only two possibilities."

"What two possibilities."

"One, you can't."

Du Jiyan snorted.

"Then there is only the second possibility. It's not that you can't do it, it's that you don't work hard enough."

The emperor lay beside her ear, his clear and deep eyes staring at her eyelashes.

Du Jiyan could see her in his eyes.

He has pear vortex.

He bit his lip lightly.

The avocado scent on him is so fresh.

The gold button on his collar was not yet buttoned, exposing his collarbone and slender neck.

Du Jiyan blushed: "I am a woman, how can a woman work hard?"

What Du Jiyan meant was, isn't this a matter of men working hard and the emperor working hard?

The emperor disagreed and listed the methods and efforts of the women favored by emperors from ancient times to the present.

For example, the emperor liked thin waists, so they scrimped on food and clothing, and would rather faint than have their waists narrowed. For example, the emperor loved to watch dance shows, and his concubines would dance barefoot on the frozen lake in winter, even if they fell into the lake and their lips turned purple from the cold. For example, some people drink abortion pills three times a day in order to get pregnant, until their faces turn yellow. Or in order to make the emperor's sheep cart stop at the gate of his palace, he went to great lengths to sprinkle salt on the gate.

In short, for the sake of favor and heirs, concubines must not only have good figures, but also have good talents and good thoughts.

While the emperor was gushing, Du Jiyan showed off a plate of purple peanuts.

The purple-skinned peanuts in the Royal Dining Room are fried with cashew nuts. They are crispy, fragrant and have an endless aftertaste. The purple-skinned peanuts were placed on the small table in front of the couch. Du Jiyan stretched out his arms to pinch one, and then stretched out his arms to pinch another. They were so delicious.

The emperor shook his head: "I can see it."

"What did the emperor see?"

"I see you don't want to work hard anymore."

If you are careless in front of the emperor, wouldn't that make the emperor unhappy? Do you still want to hang out in the palace?

Of course, Du Jiyan didn't dare to be too presumptuous, and hurriedly fell on the couch and pretended to be pitiful: "Your Majesty, it's not that I don't work hard, it's because of the methods used by the women who are deeply loved by the emperor from ancient times to the present. I am stupid and stupid." , I can’t learn.”

"It's not that you can't learn it, I think you don't want to learn it. You're just thinking about your little kitchen now. I'm not as good as the casserole in your little kitchen."

"How can the emperor be inferior to the casserole? I don't know how to sleep with my arms around the casserole."

The emperor wanted to laugh in his heart, but held it back. He raised his long eyebrows lightly and pressed Du Jiyan down: "Others have children, but you don't. If you don't work hard, what do you want to do?"

"I also want to get pregnant, but getting pregnant depends on opportunity. When the opportunity comes, it will happen naturally. If the opportunity does not come, it is useless for me to be anxious."

"Nonsense, there's no chance, it's because you're unwilling to work hard."

Look, Your Majesty, you are unreasonable.

I couldn't refute him.

Du Jiyan curled his lips: "I really can't learn this."

"It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it. There is someone who is good at it. You can let him teach you."

"Who?"

"I."

Du Jiyan...

The emperor began to take off the clothes he had not yet put on again. He was already unbuttoning the buttons. The gold button around his neck was not buttoned properly, but now he unbuttoned another one. Good guy, his chest was exposed.

At this hour, the sun has already passed through the roof. Your Majesty, please don’t mess around. Word has spread that the Emperor doesn’t want fame, but she still wants it.

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your words and deeds." Du Jiyan shrank down: "It's getting late."

"It's getting late and it's time to go to bed." The emperor pressed her shoulder: "You say you don't work hard but you still don't admit it. I am such a good teacher who comes to teach you, but you don't want to learn. What are you waiting for?"

Ok.

The emperor insisted on doing the operation.

Then just follow the emperor's wishes.

When Du Jiyan limped back to Wanru Hall, Shi Jing was waiting for her to eat hot pot together.

Put the tripe in the piping hot hot pot and blanch it for a few seconds, then take it out and it will be crispy. Du Jiyan can usually show off this kind of tripe in two plates. On this day, it was Shi Jing who was showing off wildly, while Du Jiyan's mind was still on the bed in Taihe Palace.

What a big bed.

The emperor doesn't know where he got his strength from.

"The Queen and the concubine are both pregnant. You may be pregnant next." Shi Jing took a bite of mushroom.

"Don't curse me." Du Jiyan put down his chopsticks. If she was pregnant, she probably wouldn't be able to show off the hot pot. Her body was still young, and getting pregnant too early would be bad for her health. She didn't want to get pregnant at this time.

Shi Jing chewed mushrooms and expressed her worries: "The two of Jingren Palace are pregnant, the imperial concubine has fallen out of favor, and the noble lady has fallen out of favor. The emperor is a man, he must... he must find a woman, right?"

Du Jiyan nodded.

"I'm afraid things are going to end badly." Shi Jing shrank his neck: "I'm a familiar person in the harem. If the emperor thinks of me and asks me to sleep with him at this time, then I'm not doomed. I'd better eat more hot pot. Come on, eat fatter, as if you blew some air, and let the emperor turn around and leave when he sees me."

Du just smiled.

"Don't believe it, the emperor has been very lucky recently. He is lucky enough to get pregnant by someone. You see, the queen is pregnant, so let's just wish ourselves well."

Anyway, after the queen and concubine Wei became pregnant, Du Jiyan's good days came to an end.