Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

One is that the two empresses are pregnant with each other, and the pregnant woman is very naughty.

The food I usually like to eat is something I don’t like now.

The queen and the concubines had been eating the food cooked in the small kitchen of Jingren Palace for many years, and they were tired of it.

I used to order takeout from Wanrudian every now and then, but now I eat from Jingren Palace’s small kitchen every now and then and often order takeout from Wanrudian.

Du Jiyan always respected the Queen.

The Queen's pregnancy is very precious. Du Jiyan personally worked on the Queen's diet and did not dare to slack off at all. Even if he was delivering takeaways to the Empress, except for Er Tiao and Papaya, Du Jiyan didn't dare to do anything to others, for fear that something would go wrong or something inappropriate.

The emperor was a little reluctant.

There are two main things that the emperor doesn't want to do.

First, the emperor's original words were as follows: "Du Jiyan, you are first of all my constant presence, and secondly, you are the queen's dog. Delivering food is just your part-time job. I see that your main business is in ruins. Delivering food is addictive.”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she stunned the Emperor: "Your Majesty, you have never been pregnant, so you don't know the hardships of a pregnant woman. Now the Queen and the concubine Wei have been vomiting from morning to night, and even taking the hawthorn pills prescribed by the imperial doctor does not work. It has to be the food cooked in the small kitchen of Wanru Palace, so the Queen reluctantly uses some. In this case, Du Changzai can just go and wait on her. Why are you obstructing me, Your Majesty? Is it possible that you don't care about the Queen and Wei's concubine?"

The emperor couldn't say anything about this, so he had to stop.

Secondly, the emperor's original words were as follows: "Du Changzai, when living in the harem, the most taboo thing is to treat one with favoritism. If you serve the queen appropriately, you can't be left out in other palaces."

With such a sour tone, who is not a fool?

Du Jiyan waved his handkerchief and said, "Your Majesty, I will give you whatever takeaway you want."

"I'm not that person who only cares about food and drink. What kind of takeout can I order? What I mean is"

"Your Majesty, if you have anything to say, please tell me directly."

"Now that Jingren Palace is pregnant, the green-headed card from the Jingshi Room is still sent as usual. As usual, if you are pregnant and have trouble sleeping, then those who are not pregnant are lucky. For example, you can stay tonight, Du Often."

"Yes, Du Chang is here, this is a rare blessing." Gao Rang held the whisk and smiled.

Du Jiyan thought to himself, Gao Rang, you are worthy of being the emperor's confidant. You can be found everywhere. What kind of blessing? Do you want this blessing?

But the emperor ordered him to sleep with him, so Du Jiyan had no choice but to lie down.

Then lie down.

Still lying down.

Is this a welding bed?

Your Majesty, where did you get your strength from?

What a shame, my whole back is sore and my legs are cramping.

Even the system power-up popped up: "The host has been working hard recently and will be rewarded with ten points."

It’s not about working hard.

It’s just a matter of catching a duck and putting it on the shelves.

On the sixth day when he was going to bed, Du Jiyan had a long talk with the emperor.

The dialogue is as follows:

Du Jiyan: "Your Majesty, as the saying goes, you can't repeat it again and again. Your Majesty, you have turned over my sign almost eight times."

Emperor: "How does it feel to be favored by me?"

Du Jiyan rolled his eyes: "Your Majesty, although the master of Jingren Palace is pregnant and cannot sleep with him according to the rules, there are still many concubines in the harem. As promised by Zhao, Guiren Bao is also very graceful. As the saying goes, rain and dew all get wet. It will last long.”

The Emperor: "I don't want to listen to vulgar words."

Du Jiyan said: "The emperor also needs to be restrained. If he loses his body, who should make the final decision on the affairs of the court, and who should the people of Li rely on? As the saying goes, concubine means, there is a cloud among the people, color is the knife that scrapes the bones. "

"You just don't want to sleep with me. Look at your ability. When I was sleeping with Concubine Wei for a month, I arrived at Taihe Palace early every day to wait. When it was your turn, you arrived late and left early. You were obviously perfunctory and afraid of getting angry. child."

Du Jiyan

Pregnancy depends on chance.

Your Majesty, can you please be reasonable?

There was a movement outside the curtain and a rustling sound.

The sky darkened and there was only light outside the curtains.

Gao Rang held the fly whisk and whispered: "Master Shi, the emperor is about to rest."

"I'm not looking for the emperor."

"It's not even possible to find Du Changzai. Without her, who would be waiting for the emperor to go to bed?"

"Aren't there a lot of sisters in the harem? Tian Guiren, Zhao promised, Bao Guiren, anyone can take my place."

"Young master Shi, don't say that a eunuch can't decide who will serve as a slave. Even if he can, it's night now. How can we pick up another master? Water far away can't relieve the fire near, and the emperor can't wait any longer. "

Far water cannot dissolve near fire.

That's what I said.

How hungry is the emperor?

Shi Jing stood in the wind on the steps of the Palace of Supreme Harmony, with a water-red shirt and skirt embroidered with platycodon flowers floating in the air. His hair was tied up in a bun with a silver hairpin, and his silver bead earrings were shining with tiny pieces of light.

Although she is not very beautiful, she is still a woman.

Shi Jing sighed: "Let's go."

"Where to go?" These words made Gao Rang confused.

"Go and serve the Emperor. Didn't you say that water from a distance can't cure fire from a distance? I'll go in and serve the Emperor while Du Changzai comes out to the main office, right? This won't take a long time."

Gao Rang looked embarrassed.

Mr. Shi, you really dare to say that.

This is the Palace of Supreme Harmony. Are you announcing that you are here to stay? There is no need for the emperor to name the brands?

Your father, Shi Yu, is upright and knowledgeable, and can be called a grand master of this dynasty. Your awe-inspiring look and your demeanor of not caring about death can be called a grand master.

Then I heard a voice coming from inside the curtain: "Let her come in."

The emperor declared.

Shi Jing hurriedly entered the Palace of Supreme Harmony. The double-layered brocade tent was hung on a golden hook, and the avocado smell was faint and lingering.

Du Jiyan sat beside the bed aggrievedly, as if he had been kidnapped.

One button on the emperor's collar had already been undone, and when Shi Jing came in, the emperor still buttoned it up in a disguised manner.

Shi Jing was straightforward: "Your Majesty, there is no need to be busy. I am not here to see the Emperor."

The emperor's embarrassed hands were hanging in the air.

Du Jiyan hurriedly got off the bed, wearing embroidered shoes and was about to stand up when he saw the emperor's eyes as bright as train lights scanning her over.

Good guy.

Even a stupid dog can see the emperor's thoughts.

Du Jiyan had no choice but to sit back obediently, took off his embroidered shoes and sat on the bed with his legs curled up: "I'm afraid that Young Master Shi will come to me in an emergency. Has something happened in Wanru Palace?"

"Everything is normal in the Wanru Palace. It's just that the Empress wanted to eat the pea tips you cooked for soup. Guiyuan went to the Wanru Palace to invite you, but you weren't here. I was afraid that the Empress would be hungry, so I came here."

Shi Jing's words could be used by Du Jianyan in a short composition.

"Your Majesty, the queen is precious. You must not go hungry while pregnant with Long Zi. It's such a long night. It would be a sin to starve Long Zi. I have to hurry back and cook."

"The imperial doctor said that it has been a hot day recently, and the Queen's appetite has been bad. She cannot eat many things, and the Queen has lost weight. It's rare that she wants to eat something, but she doesn't dare to delay it." "Your Majesty, please serve the pea tips in soup. The dish sounds simple, but it is very complicated to make. To make the soup fresh and the vegetables tender and not greasy, and other things, Wanrudian's kitchen can do it, but this dish has to be done by my concubine herself."

"You are quite good at cooking." The emperor raised his eyebrows.

While Du Jiyan was in embarrassment, Shi Jing had already taken off his shoes and climbed onto the bed. He lay down on the pillow, stretched out his arms and legs, and positioned himself into a big character.

The emperor understood in his heart, but he had never seen such an outrageous concubine. He asked her with a straight face: "Shi Jing, what are you doing?"

"Go to bed."

"I have not announced the call."

"I know that your Majesty has not announced me. Your Majesty, you have announced that Du Changzai of Wanru Palace is here, but now Du Changzai is going to make soup for the Queen. Isn't this bed vacant? Let me take his place."

I've heard of substitute exams.

Why did a person come to take the place of sleeping attendant?

While he was talking, he lay down on the bed and got into the right position.

"I'm not that kind of emperor. What do you think of me?" The emperor's face almost turned red. This Shi Jing had something to talk about. Why was he lying there? People spread that the emperor was in the Taihe Palace at night. My two daughters, doesn’t the emperor’s reputation rub against the ground?

"Get up." The emperor sighed.

"My concubine, please leave." Du Jiyan waved his handkerchief and quickly stepped out of the threshold of Taihe Palace.

Shi Jing followed behind and gave the emperor a blessing: "Shi Jing of Yongfu Hall, please retire."

The emperor waved his hand.

Shi Jing ran back again.

The emperor was so frightened that he fastened the buttons immediately.

"If the Emperor still needs to sleep with you, I will be fine tonight and can take Du Chang's place."

"I told you that I won't invite anyone to sleep with you tonight."

"A gentleman's words are swift and his horse is whipped." Shi Jing held the door of Taihe Palace resolutely as if he was about to join the youth team: "Du Chang will serve the Queen tonight."

"I know, I know, let's go." The emperor said perfunctorily.

Really, Shi Jing chased after such a good sleeping attendant like a protector.

Du Jiyan and Shi Jing walked out of the Palace of Supreme Harmony hand in hand. The emperor stood in the corridor and looked at the two people's happy backs, and let out a long sigh.

He seemed superfluous.

Du Jiyan went back and spent half an hour making soup pea tips. Because the Queen's appetite had been poor recently, Du Jiyan made a few more light side dishes. Considering that every pregnant woman has different tastes, what if the Queen doesn’t like light food and wants something heavy? So I asked the small kitchen to make mapo tofu and pork slices and other folk dishes. I also prepared three cold dishes and a plate of salmon sushi.

When they were sent to Jingren Palace, the Queen was still waiting under the lamp.

The queen's belly was getting bigger and bigger, it seemed to be twice as big as an ordinary pregnant woman.

This is the Queen's first child, so the pregnancy was a bit difficult.

He often vomits and feels dizzy. Now he is leaning under the lamp, and his whole face is extremely thin.

Du Jiyan and Shi Jing set out dishes such as salmon sushi, soup pea tips, and mapo tofu on the table. The red and green ones look pretty good.

"I just want to eat something light these two days." The Queen smiled.

Guiyuan quickly served a bowl of pea tips to the queen.

"It's so late, are you hungry, Queen?" Concubine Wei came.

The concubine Wei's belly is as big as the queen's.

It's just that compared to the queen's thinness, her face is much better, very round, and as red as an apple after autumn.

"I'm hungry too. I always feel like I haven't had enough to eat lately. Being pregnant with a child is just different from before." Wei Bin sat next to the queen.

"Sister, take a look, does it suit your taste?"

Wei Bin pointed to the spicy dishes: "I always want to eat spicy food lately. As the saying goes, sour children and spicy girls, I'm afraid I will give birth to a daughter in the future. What do you think, Queen?"

The queen looked a little sad and put down the soup bowl, feeling a little at a loss.

Wei Bin smiled: "The Empress is blessed with good fortune. I heard from Dr. Zhang that the Empress is pregnant with an elder brother. This elder brother will definitely be a pillar in the future. Unlike my sister, I can only have a daughter, which is better than nothing." , the emperor won’t take it seriously, sister, don’t you think so?”

The queen was a little flustered.

Du Jiyan felt a little strange, why did Wei Bin speak so strangely.

I didn’t have much communication with her before, and I wasn’t very familiar with her, but every time the concubine Wei spoke, she sounded like a noble lady from a wealthy family. Now when I hear her speak, she sounds like she’s carrying a gun and a stick, as if she’s been hit in the head with a gun. The Queen’s kindness When I asked her to eat, she said a lot of nonsense.

Then I thought about it, a pregnant woman is different from usual. Maybe it is because of the hard work of pregnancy, so she sometimes loses her temper, which is reasonable.

Wei concubine was pregnant at a young age, so it was not an exaggeration to say that she had a temper.

Wei Bin filled a bowl of chili meatball soup and drank it. The soup dripped onto her shirt, turning it red.

The queen saw it and wiped her with a handkerchief.

How could Guiyuan be willing to let his master work so hard that he squatted down and wiped the red oil on Wei Bin's body.

The red oil was right on the Wei concubine's abdomen.

With a gentle rub of longan, Wei Bin's belly dented quite a bit.

Shi Jing happened to see something at the side, Wei Bin was carrying something in her belly. How could she still bend and stretch, yet it sunk in with just a slight push?

Wei Bin directly pushed Guiyuan away. The movement was too big. Guiyuan fell to the ground. Wei Bin held on to the hairpin and concealed it: "It doesn't matter, it's just a little bit of red oil. How serious is it? Guiyuan, don't panic. Yes, if I scare the Queen, my belly doesn’t matter, the Queen is pregnant with a dragon fetus.”

Guiyuan quickly kowtowed: "I know I was wrong."

When returning to Wanru Hall, Shi Jing followed Du Jiyan and didn't speak for a long time.

Shi Jing's mouth had always been open-minded, and she didn't have much on her mind. She didn't speak, so naturally she had something on her mind.

"What's wrong? Why are you so worried just after delivering food? Did you get bullied by someone in Yongfu Hall?"

Shi Jing shook his head.

There has been peace in the palace recently, and the imperial concubine who used to be a demon has been locked up and can no longer do anything. Tian Lingyue is often beaten by the imperial concubine, and her face is often stained. She also feels shameless to see people, so she prefers to copy scriptures in Changle Palace. There are also a lot less coming out.

They were the only two people in the harem who liked to fight against Shi Jing.

Now that both of them have stopped, Shi Jing's life is relatively easy.

"Du Jiyan, did you notice anything wrong?"

"What's wrong?"

"Have you seen Wei Concubine's belly?"

"See, it's getting bigger."

"No, just now, when Guiyuan was wiping Wei Bin, I clearly saw that Wei Bin's belly was sunken. You said that pregnant people's belly will get bigger and bigger, how can it still shrink back?"

Du Jiyan also saw that scene.

But what happened, Du Jiyan had never been pregnant, and his hand was born, so he couldn't tell.

But she knew it would be bad if word spread about it.

So he hissed: "We have never been pregnant. We don't know about the pregnancy. Jingren Palace's pulse has always been checked by Dr. Zhang. Dr. Zhang didn't say anything, so it's okay."