Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

"Last time I said I was playing hide-and-seek with the emperor, and the emperor laughed at me and said how could a majestic king of a country play such a mentally retarded game. Hasn't he played it now?" Shi Jing pouted.

It turns out that it’s not that the man doesn’t want to play games, he just doesn’t want to play games with her.

unlucky.

I have to stand here and watch the live broadcast of the emperor playing games.

After another half an hour, Shangguan Yun'er seemed to be tired and threw herself into the emperor's arms.

The emperor's eyes were covered with white silk, and he held her tightly and smelled the fragrance of her neck.

Shangguan Yun'er laughed even louder.

Gao Rang put his hands behind his back and looked at the mountains in the distance.

At the end of the palace are rolling hills.

The mountains are speechless, standing silently.

Gao Rang was speechless.

You must know that it was Gao Rang, the leader of the eunuchs, who accompanied the emperor all the time in the past.

Ever since Shangguan Yun'er entered the palace, Gao Rang's status was obviously not as good as before.

Now the person who accompanies the emperor all the time has become Shangguan Yun'er.

In the past, when the emperor wanted to drink water at night, he would always ask for help.

Now even Gao Rang has fallen out of favor.

In the distance, there is the smell of food.

The meal is passed around.

The meals carefully cooked in the imperial kitchen were served like water.

Chen Guo's Imperial Dining Room has five stations: meat and vegetable bureau, vegetarian bureau, hanging stove bureau, dim sum bureau and dinner bureau.

The Meat Bureau mainly manages fish, meat and seafood dishes.

The Vegetable Bureau mainly manages green vegetables, dried vegetables, oil crops, etc.

The hanging stove bureau is mainly responsible for roasting and grilling dishes.

The dim sum bureau mainly deals with steamed buns, dumplings, sesame seed cakes and unique pastries in the palace.

The meal is simple, just take care of the porridge and rice.

The emperor was not particular about food and clothing, but because Shangguan Yuner entered the palace, the food in Taihe Palace was obviously much more exquisite than before.

Under the east window, the little eunuch was holding a plate and placing the food on the dining table one by one.

There are so many varieties and the craftsmanship is so complicated that Du Jiyan can barely recognize them with the help of a small electric device.

Shouxing Duck Recipe: First boil the duck, then grill it into sauce, then mince it, then coat it with shrimp meat, then cover the shrimp meat with walnuts, and finally fry it in an oil pan.

Dragon boat live fish: According to legend, Emperor Qianlong once went boating on the river. It was past noon and Qianlong ordered the meal to be delivered due to hunger. The boatman picked up live fish from the river and cooked a "Golden Water Boat Ferry", which was a huge fish plate. In the middle, there is a "dragon boat" made of fish floating in the golden soup.Qianlong admired it very much after eating it, and changed its name to Dragon Boat Live Fish and selected it into the palace menu.

Mountain sea anemone, crispy bone fish, eyebrow rooster, crab stuffed with orange, Bijian soup, three-crisp soup, mushroom stewed with ginseng tofu, jujube paste cake, pine nut and lily cake, honey honeycomb cake...

In the past, the concubines provided food for the emperor, but now it is the emperor who provides food for Shangguan Yun'er.

The emperor gave Shangguan Yun'er a piece of cold onion shreds with chopsticks and blew them on carefully. Perhaps he was afraid that the onions would burn his mouth?

Gao Rang stood far outside the door. He saw this situation three times a day.

Who dared to ask the emperor to do these tasks before, Gao Rang was the first to refuse.

Feng shui has changed now.

Gao Rang could only pretend to be blind.

Du Jiyan and Shi Jing knelt under the dining table to greet the emperor.

The fragrance of avocado rises from Taihe Palace.

The hourglass moved gently, and the smooth purple sand fell down bit by bit.

Shangguan Yun'er bit her chopsticks and leaned into the emperor's arms: "Your Majesty, these two are here."

Only then did you realize you were here?

If this is a relative, it's time to leave after being here for a long time.

Shi Jing was a little angry.

Could it be that the emperor deliberately called them here to show his affection in front of them?
I didn't eat my meal, but I ate a mouthful of dog food.

Shi Jing even complained about her father who could ride a horse or a sedan when entering the palace.

Her father was the emperor's teacher, and devoted all his efforts to teaching the emperor how to do the splitting.

When he saw a beautiful woman from Yelang, he forgot all the important matters of the country and only focused on the love between his children.

Speaking of which, the Queen Mother was also a little anxious.

The emperor continued to leave the court and kissed me with Guan Yun'er in the Taihe Palace. News continued to spread to the Cining Palace, and the Queen Mother became a little worried.

The emperor can be pampered, but not alone.Being pampered alone can cause trouble easily.

Moreover, the emperor's only favorite is the woman from Yelang Kingdom.

After all, Yelang was only superficially submissive to Chen Guo.

The Queen Mother also gave instructions to place the green-headed plaques of Chen Guo's concubines in a conspicuous place.

But the emperor didn't remember the Green Head Card at all, he didn't turn it over at all, and the little eunuch didn't even have a chance to bring it to him.

The Queen Mother also asked Wei Zhaoning to come to Taihe Palace in the name of playing the pipa to pay his respects, but the emperor did not see him at all, and Wei Zhaoning was rejected.

Shangguan Yun'er drank a bowl of soup, leaned against the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, what talents do these two concubines have?"

Shi Jing frowned, and his tone was not so friendly: "This slave has no talent or virtue, and he entered the palace on the basis of my father."

Du Jiyan quietly pulled Shi Jing's sleeve.

Shangguan Yun'er smiled charmingly: "I know you, Shi Jing, your father is the emperor's teacher Shi Yu, and the emperor's literary, Taoist and military strategies were all taught by your father."

"I didn't expect you to have some knowledge, but it's a pity it's not much."

"Oh? How do you say it?"

"My father deserves to be in the Imperial Ancestral Temple. How can his name be mentioned by people from the Xiao Xiaoyelang Kingdom?"

Shangguan Yun'er was a little embarrassed.

Shi Jing's bones are hard and difficult to chew.

Shangguan Yun'er decided to find someone else to learn from.

"Du Jiyan, what are your talents?"

"inability."

"Who is your father?"

"The fifth grade supervisory censor Eucommia ulmoides."

"Only fifth grade." Shangguan Yun'er sneered.

I can't see how frivolous she is.

"The seventh-level censor can impeach me." The emperor hugged Shangguan Yun'er and said, "In the past few days, I have dismissed the court because of you. Eucommia ulmoides has scolded me three times in a row, each one more unpleasant than the last."

Sure enough, the supervisory censor is a tough guy.

Even at the risk of turning around, we must restrain the emperor's words and deeds.

"In our Yelang, no minister dares to be so bold and dare to scold the emperor. The emperor should deal with him."

"The emperor has dealt with it and demoted him to the seventh rank." Gao Rang sighed.

Only then did Du Jiyan find out that his father's official position had been demoted again.

The supervisory censor was demoted to the seventh rank, which was the ultimate demotion.

It really doesn’t rise as fast as it falls.

Dad Duzhong has been working in vain for most of his life.

Shangguan Yun'er poured the emperor a glass of wine. The bright yellow wine was placed in a sky-white glass cup, and the emperor drank it all in one gulp.

"Drinking alone is tasteless, why not let these two young masters perform some talents for the emperor to entertain him."

Said it was to perform talents for the emperor.

The emperor has no time to watch.

But he was humiliated by Shangguan Yun'erti who sneaked over.

Shi Jing always insisted on the principle that a scholar should be killed and never humiliated. Besides, she had no talent. He immediately rolled his eyes and said, "What talent does the emperor want to see?"

"You can dance too."

"Slaves will not."

"Then sing a song."

"Lame mouth."

Shi Jing said hard.

Then replace Du Jiyan.

"Du Jiyan, show your talents to the people of Yunnan and Guizhou."

"The talent is sparse and the learning is shallow." Du just said that he was blessed.

"Master Du, I'm afraid he's being modest."

The emperor leaned over and stared at Du Jiyan: "She is not humble, and I have an impression of her."

Du Jiyan...

Shi Jing: I still suffer the disadvantage of not having any talent.