Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 57 Lord Li Bai
As soon as the screen lights up, the system comes to help.

"The host currently has 410 points. Do you need to purchase talents? Dancing, piano playing, acrobatics, magic, and poetry recitation are all available. The pole dance newly included in the system is 15% off for a limited time and can be obtained with only [-] points."

There are so many talents in the system that the entire screen keeps flashing.

Du Jiyan was dazzled.

"The host currently has 410 points and can purchase auxiliary heroes to help. The current auxiliary heroes in the system include Yang Yuhuan, Wang Zhaojun, Xichu Overlord, Meng Tian, ​​Huo Qubing, Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi. The system has newly included auxiliary heroes Cheng Yaojin, who can recover blood after being injured. , can carry and fight, 20% off for a limited time, only [-] points.”

Xiaodian was afraid that Du Jianyan would be embarrassed, so he tried his best to help her out.

Du Jiyan did not waste points.

He didn't choose Cheng Yaojin, who could carry and fight, was huge, and could kill Shangguan Yun'er with just one blow.

She wanted to see Shangguan Yun'er's intentions.

"Since they are all incompetent, there is no use in keeping them. Why not send them to Yelang to serve as a side chamber for Lord Yelang." Shangguan Yun'er sneered.

Shangguan Yun'er dared to say such disobedient words.

Gao Rang couldn't help but tighten his grip on his whisk.

Du Jiyan and Shi Jing are the mistresses selected from thousands of people to enter the palace, and they are the concubines who will be included in the jade plate of Chen State. Who is Yelangjun? How could he let the concubines of Emperor Chen Guo be Yelangjun's concubines.

Your Majesty, Gao Rang understands.

The emperor has always been cautious.

When Shangguan Yun'er said such words, the emperor had to give her a hard time. Of course, this was when the emperor was sober.

The emperor has been confused these past few days, so it is difficult to explain this matter.

The emperor stared at Shi Jing with great interest: "She is the toughest talker. Let her be Yelangjun's concubine first."

Shi Jing stagnated.

Going to be a side room for Yelangjun?

When word spread, all the ancestors of the historians were completely disgraced.

Shijia was an upper-class noble family in the Chen Kingdom. Her father was a rich scholar, knowledgeable about ancient and modern times, and knew astronomy and geography.

The Shi family is full of loyal people, and their daughter has always been the mistress of a wealthy family. How could she be reduced to being the concubine of Lord Yelang in the small country of Yelang?
This foolish king is struck by lightning.

Du Jiyan was not immune.

"Since Mr. Du is incompetent, let's make a side room together." Shangguan Yun'er clung to the emperor's neck.

Du Jiyan decided not to keep a low profile anymore.

Does it mean you don’t have to be sent away if you have talent?

Isn't it talent?

With Xiaodian Bodyguard, she is the most talented person in Chen Guo.

Xiaodian recognized Du Jiyan's ambition and immediately began to push its promotional products: "The host can purchase pole dancing at a good price."

Pole dancing is a type of dance that uses poles as props and combines modern dance, folk dance, ballet, yoga, belly dance and other different styles of dance.

After long-term investigation and research, it is very likely that pole dancing originated in China, and its inspiration is likely to come from the traditional Chinese acrobatic "pole climbing".

The mural "Traveling Picture of the Lady of the Song Dynasty" in the Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes in the Tang Dynasty depicts a scene preceded by "carrying a pole".

Du Jiyan had no intention of choosing pole dancing.

She just wanted to give the emperor a steel pipe, and if possible, give Shangguan Yun'er another steel pipe.

Let’s perform some traditional Chinese skills.

"Your Majesty, this slave has talents." Du said that he was a blessing.

"What's your talent?"

"This slave can compose poetry."

"Come and listen to two songs."

That's easy.

The system directly gives you the option of drawing cards.

"You can choose any one of Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi." If you pull out any of these three, you can't even fit it in a Chinese textbook.

Du Jiyan clicked on the turntable and quickly selected Li Bai.

Li Bai, Qinglian layman, was a great romantic poet of the Tang Dynasty and the ninth grandson of Li Hao, King Wuzhao of Liang Dynasty.

It was really easy for Li Bai to compose poems.

"If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea and never returns. If you don't see it, the mirror in the high hall will look sad and white, and the morning will be like blue silk and turn to snow in the evening. If you are proud of life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the golden bottle face the moon in the sky. I am born with talent." It will be useful, and you will come back after all your money has been spent."

The emperor clapped his hands upon hearing this: "Okay."

Shi Jing was shocked: "Sister, you are more talented than my father."

"The roc rises with the wind in one day and soars ninety thousand miles. If the wind stops and comes down, it can still winnow the water. When people see me, they all sneer when they hear my great words. Father Xuan is still afraid of future generations. My husband has not yet But young and young.”

emperor……

Shi Jing: "Du Jiyan, you really shouldn't have entered the palace. You should have taken the exam and become the number one scholar."

Thank you Mr. Li Bai.

Taking out two poems by Li Bai at random, the emperor was already stunned.

If you look through the Chinese textbook again, the emperor will probably fall into despair.

Li Bai's reputation as the Immortal Poet of the Ages is not for nothing. In the small country of Chen, the emperor only had this little knowledge. Didn't Li Bai master it easily?
Sure enough, the emperor said: "I didn't expect that there is a talented woman in the harem."

"Your Majesty, although Yelang has a vast land and rich resources, he has few poems and songs. It is better to send Du Jiyan to be Yelang's side chamber. By the way, he can promote Chen Guo's poems and enhance the country's prestige."

Du Jiyan originally wanted to show off his talents and save Shi Jing from dire straits, but unexpectedly he got himself involved?

He was sent to Yelang as a concubine to promote Chen Guo's poems. Was he planning to get married?

He is also looking for an unmarried person to marry him. After all, he is a beautiful girl selected by the emperor to enter the palace. This kind of job is too outrageous.

Looking through the history books of Chen State, there is no such precedent.

If the former emperors of Chen State knew about it, the coffin boards would probably not be able to hold it down.

Shangguan Yun'er was indeed testing the emperor's boundaries again.

Even Gao Rang, who was sitting in the corridor, broke his back molars.

The emperor was not angry, but agreed with Shangguan Yun'er's words: "Sending these two over will allow Yelang and Chen Guo to communicate more. Yun Gui is right."

Gao Rang endured a stick of incense in the corridor for a long time.

Although he didn't have much friendship with the two young masters, Gao Rang couldn't bear the emperor's behavior.

"Your Majesty..." Gao Rang knelt down and said, "The two masters are from the Chen Kingdom's harem. Is it appropriate to send them to Lord Yelang?"

But Shangguan Yun'er smiled and said: "Yelang doesn't have so many rules. A woman who has been married before will also remarry. If I send two beautiful concubines to Lord Yelang to be his concubines, Lord Yelang won't mind but will be overjoyed." Winner, we Yelangjun like other people’s wives the most.”

Good wife.

Ha ha.

It turned out to be the same as Cao Cao.

Gao Rang felt aggrieved: "Has the Emperor really decided?"

Emperor: "It's decided."

"Then the emperor might as well give his slaves to Lord Yelang."

"What are you doing?"

"Slave... feels wronged for the masters."

"You go to the Punishment Department to get the ten sticks yourself. You don't have to wait in front of me these days."

Gao Rang kowtowed to the emperor respectfully and resolutely went to the Shenxing Department.

The ten sticks of the Shenxing Division can kill half of a person's life.

　Du Jiyan: Your Majesty, come and show your respect.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)