A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

Chapter 19: The wrong way to stick people with paper will cause trouble

Chapter 19: The wrong way to stick people with paper will cause trouble
After the master helped Yin Hong strengthen the surrogate formation, he thought it was foolproof. He was currently studying why Yun Shu's live broadcast became popular.

Because after Yun Shu became popular, he could sell any Zhizha for several thousand yuan. The big Zhizha villa sold to Wu Jin last time was still [-], but he was jealous to death.

He disobeyed his ancestors' instructions and risked being punished by God to change Yin Hong's luck, and he earned 5 yuan!
"This woman knows some little magic tricks to bring wind and rain, but she doesn't have many tricks like mine, so how can she be popular? The price for her to make a paper stick is fifty times as much as mine, and there are so many people who want to buy it. Sure enough, there are the most scammers on the Internet!"

He opened a funeral shop in a small suburban town, but the business situation was not very good, so he took the risk to help Yin Hong change his fortune.

Yun Shu went home and started a live broadcast to make paper. He happened to see it and posted a barrage in the live broadcast room.

[Anyone who buys her paper tying is a fool. People who have the same paper tying as her only cost 100 yuan here and the effect is almost the same. If you don’t believe it, you can come to my live broadcast room to watch it. 】

The name of his online account is "Lao Jiang specializes in funerals", and he posted more than ten barrages with the same content, deliberately belittling Yun Shu's stuff in order to attract traffic.

It was difficult for Yun Shu not to want to see it, so she clicked into Lao Jiang's live broadcast room where he specialized in funerals, and happened to see him introducing his paper-cutting person there.

"Lao Jiang, I have been in the funeral industry for more than ten years. Let me tell you, the effects of paper tie-ups are pretty much the same. If a paper tie-maker sells for thousands of dollars, it is definitely an IQ tax!
Lao Jiang, I never do anything shady and make such heartless money.My paper-cut people only cost 100 yuan each, and if you buy a hundred of them, it only costs 1 yuan. With 10 yuan, your father can enjoy the treatment of an emperor in the underworld. "

[I also thought Yunshu’s price was too expensive, so I wanted to make a guitar made of paper to burn for my sister, but it turned out that this thing actually cost 1000 yuan! 】

[My dad wants to eat roast chicken. Yun Shu costs 500 yuan to make a roast chicken. He is really evil. 】

[But Yunshu has after-sales service, does yours have one? 】

When Lao Jiang saw this barrage, he said with a look of shock, "How dare you ask for her kind of after-sales service! The ghosts coming to your door are so sinister that mortals can't bear it. It can range from illness to death! Just wait. Watch out, that guy named Wu Jin has seen ghosts and will definitely be sick and hospitalized!"

[I don’t know if Wu Jin will fall ill, but he announced today that he is quitting the Internet and will no longer do supernatural live broadcasts because he won 500 million in lottery tickets. 】

【ah? ? ?I thought he quit the network just to fulfill his agreement with Yun Shu!Damn it, why did he suddenly get rich! 】

[Yun Shu once said that her after-sales service will bring ghosts to your door, but you will be fine. If your ancestors are happy, they will also bring you good luck! 】

Lao Jiang was dumbfounded when he saw the comments from netizens, and quickly went to Wu Jin's account to take a look.

Wu Jinfa wrote an explanation for quitting the Internet, expressing his gratitude to Yun Shu in excited words, and also announced that he won the lottery and wanted to enjoy life after quitting the Internet.

[Can your paper rolls help people win the lottery? 】

There is a bullet screen floating by.

Lao Jiang said, "There is no guarantee that you will win, but if your ancestor is happy, you still have a chance! The more things you burn for your ancestor, the happier he will be! The higher your chance of winning!"

Yun Shu really couldn't stand it anymore.

She sent a barrage and said, "The more things you burn, the better. If your rags are burned, they will still be rags in the underworld." 】

When Lao Jiang saw the barrage, he couldn't help but said angrily, "It's okay for you to make dirty money, but now you come to slander me? I have made more paper buns than you have eaten, and no one who has bought them said anything." not good!"

Yun Shu: [It’s not for the person who bought it. 】

Yun Shu looked at the Zhizha Villa and Zhizharen in his lens, and sent another message, [Your method of Zhizharen is not right, something will happen.And that paper-made villa was burned down to the point where it was just a thatched house, and the underworld would not even issue a real estate certificate. 】

"Have you ever been to the underworld? Why do you say that my villa will be a thatched house if it burns down!" Lao Jiang stood up angrily and pointed at his paper tie, "And this paper tie man, I made it using the ancestral method. Yes, there can be no mistake! It’s much more handsome than what you did!”

[emm Yun Shu is still handsome, you are a man with a sharp mouth and a monkey cheek, your eyes are the size of a mung bean, and you have two dark red cheeks, you really deserve it. 】

[Did Yun Shu say that you can’t touch people’s eyes with paper?Why does his paper-cut figure have eyes? 】

Yun Shu exited his live broadcast room, and then said to his fans, "Don't buy his stuff. Not only is it not done well, but he himself owes a sinister debt and will be punished by God soon. If you buy his stuff, you will be punished." You will be unlucky because of the debt."

[Great, I promise not to buy it.His paper-cut figures were so ugly that I was afraid they would burn them, and my mother was so angry that she wanted to take me with her. 】

【ah?I ordered one because it looked cheap. Is it still too late for a refund? 】

Yun Shu: "There's enough time."

The traffic in Lao Jiang's live broadcast room plummeted instantly, and users who placed orders through the product link also received quick refunds within 10 minutes.

He was so angry that he yelled at Yun Shu in the live broadcast room, "You are a slut who makes money with bad intentions. If you make money yourself, you can be merciful and don't let others make money! You're going to hell!"

Some fans were still reading Lao Jiang's jokes, so they told Yun Shu about his swearing.

Yun Shu sneered, "A person who wants to be punished by God still dares to curse others to go to hell? You don't even have a chance to go to hell, you just turn into a handful of ashes."

Lao Jiang specializes in funerals: [Destroying someone's financial resources is like killing one's parents, you should be punished by God! 】

When Yun Shu saw him coming to his live broadcast room, he said, "Think about what you have done first. The divine punishment is about to begin."

When Lao Jiang heard this, he thought of helping Yin Hong change his luck, and his heart skipped a beat.

Netizens were curious.

【What kind of punishment? 】

[What will happen to God’s punishment?Being struck by lightning? 】

Yun Shu explained, "God's punishment is the punishment you receive for trying to change things that are not allowed to be changed by deceiving the secrets of heaven. This punishment is not limited to lightning strikes."

After Yun Shu finished speaking, he glanced at the camera, and his dark and deep eyes seemed to see Lao Jiang outside the screen.

She said to him, "Don't you think your paper tie is fine? Why don't you look behind you."

Lao Jiang was thinking about Yin Hong, and it took him a long time to react. He typed and said, "What could be wrong with my paper binding? Don't be pretentious here." 】

As soon as he finished sending the message, he saw a face with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks reflected in the reflection of the mobile phone screen.

The mung bean eyes on this face are glowing green, and there are two deep red blushes on the cheeks.

Lao Jiang made a paper-pierced figure and stood behind him at some point, looking down at him playing with his mobile phone.

(End of this chapter)

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