A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

Chapter 20: Making dirty money and getting beaten up by ghosts
In order to do the live broadcast, Lao Jiang was specially equipped with two mobile phones. One was fixed on the table with a bracket to broadcast the live broadcast, and the other was held in his hand to watch Yun Shu's live broadcast and post barrages.

While he was posting the barrage, the audience in his live broadcast room watched helplessly as the paper-tied man walked over, with a strange green light in his eyes, and put his hand on Lao Jiang's shoulder.

[Shit, his paper is moving! 】

[Those eyes are so scary! 】

[Yun Shu is right, this person doesn’t know how to make paper pricks at all, and he doesn’t even know the basic taboos. People with paper pricks must not touch their eyes!
I once heard someone from the older generation say that pricking a person’s eyes with paper will make the ghosts wandering nearby think that the person is an ownerless body, occupying the person and lingering on the human world! 】

While netizens were discussing, Lao Jiang reacted when he saw the reflection on the screen.

"you……!"

Lao Jiang suddenly turned his head and looked over, and saw the paper-pricked man lying on his shoulder, looking at him faintly, "This thing of yours is quite fun, let me play with it."

"what!"

Lao Jiang instantly ejected from his seat and shrank into a corner, looking at the paper-pricked man's eyes that were glowing with green light in horror, "You, what are you!"

The paper-made man sneered, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me. It's okay if I know you. Last time, you were the one who tricked my grandson into buying a big paper-made villa with 500 yuan and burned it down. The result was a thatched house."

Forget it, Yin Cha also said that this thatched house did not have a real estate certificate, said that I built the house illegally, and threw me in a frying pan and boiled me for a while!Do you know how much it hurts?I almost became a fried skewer! "

"what?"

Lao Jiang looked at the paper tie man in disbelief, "You must have made a mistake. The paper tie I made is fine. Your grandson didn't buy it from me!"

"My grandson's name is Wang Dewang, and he lives in this town. You are the only funeral supplies store in this town. Who else could you have? You, a devoid of moral bastard, dare to build a paper villa without registering it with the underworld." , you have hurt me so badly, I will tear you apart today!"

Zhizharen's green eyes were full of ghostly aura, and he rushed towards Lao Jiang, raised his hand and gave him a loud slap.

"Ah! Stop...stop!"

bang.

This slap carried the ghost power and knocked Lao Jiang away, hitting the wooden door in the distance with a loud clang.

[Hitting people with paper is so fierce, but this Lao Jiang deserves it, making evil money is harmful! 】

【Does it sound good?If it sounds good, it’s a good start. Let’s celebrate Yun Shu’s paper sales today! 】

[There is a certain truth in the saying that cheap goods are not good. Yun Shu said that his things were tatters, and indeed they were tatters even after they were burned to the underworld! 】

"Forgive me!"

Lao Jiang's screams kept coming, and the Zhizharen not only beat him up, but also scratched bloody marks on his body.

Lao Jiang cried bitterly, "I will burn ten trillion hell coins for you as compensation. Please spare me!"

Only then did the paper-puncher stop.

"Burn it for me now!"

"Good good!"

When Lao Jiang saw that he didn't do anything, he crawled on the ground and went to the box next to the door to look for the ghost coins.

As a result, as soon as I found the Hades Coin and was about to count the number, there was a shouting outside, accompanied by the sound of brakes squeaking.

"Master, master!"

"Go away! My car's brakes are broken!"

There was a loud bang.

Suddenly a car rushed in from outside the door, smashing open the door of Lao Jiang's room, and the front of the car hit Lao Jiang unexpectedly.

call out--!
boom--!
Lao Jiang flew out again, hit the wall not far away, and then fell down.

Before he could even let out a scream, the car with failed brakes moved again, and its wheels ran over his body. "ah--!"

Lao Jiang stared at the ceiling, blood pouring out of his body.

"Grandmaster!"

The car door opened, and a panicked young man got out of the car. He was Xiao Yutian's boyfriend.

"how so!"

Yin Hong squatted beside Lao Jiang in collapse, "I...I don't know what happened. When my car drove near your house, the brakes suddenly failed!

Master, please don’t die. Wake up quickly. You still want to save me!If Xiao Yutian doesn’t die today, then I will be the one who dies tomorrow! "

He tried to pull Lao Jiang out of the car, but Lao Jiang's body was pressed by the wheels.

"Hold on! I'll save you first!"

Yin Hong quickly got back into the car, preparing to reverse the car first and let the wheels leave Lao Jiang's body.

As a result, the engine was out of control, and the car lurched forward. The rear wheels of the car rolled over Lao Jiang's body again, and then hit the wall of the house.

Audience: w(Д)w
Paper-punched people: 6
The paper-tied man looked at this scene a little speechlessly, thinking that this young man came to murder on purpose.

After discovering that Lao Jiang had been completely crushed to death, Zhizha Ren was about to leave.

However, before leaving, he looked down at his hands and said, "This body is quite useful."

Since he had a body, he wanted to be a human being and no longer wanted to go to the underworld to suffer.

"There are so many more, you can use them interchangeably."

The paper-tie man saw that there were many paper tie-ups that Lao Jiang had made before, and they all nodded, so he wanted to go over and take them all away.

Just as he was about to pack, there was a burst of thunder outside. The Zhizha figure seemed to feel something. Suddenly his face changed drastically, and his soul ran out of the Zhizha.

The paper-tied man fell to the ground.

The thunder outside became more and more intense.

Boom!

Blue-purple lightning flashed in the air.

Thunder and lightning struck Lao Jiang's house, and Yin Hong's car exploded at the moment of the thunder.

The fire shot into the sky and burned the entire house in an instant. Before Yin Hong could run out, his body was devoured by the fire.

Such a big fire caused nearby residents to run out and try to put out the fire, for fear that the fire would spread to their houses.

But as soon as they prepared the water pipes, heavy rain came pouring in, extinguishing the fire in an instant.

Except for Lao Jiang's funeral supplies store, which was burned to ashes, none of the other nearby stores were affected by the fire.

Lao Jiang's live broadcast room has been open all the time. Netizens witnessed the whole strange process of this incident. The relevant video went viral on the Internet within an hour. Some media and anchors rushed to Lao Jiang's town to specially Report the follow-up to this incident.

Yun Shu's live broadcast room has also become popular because of this, and her paper-making orders have surged recently.

[Every time I think of Lao Jiang being beaten up by the Zhizhi people, I don’t dare to buy random Zhizhi from other people and burn them for my ancestors’ relatives. 】

[So how do I go to the underworld to register if I want to make paper paper?Could it be that if no record was filed, all the paper houses that were burned down were illegal constructions? 】

Yun Shu finally finished the list of one hundred paper-made people. When he finished, he saw a barrage of people asking how to register in the underworld if they wanted to make a paper-made house.

Yun Shu said, "I have filed a record before. If others want to do it, there is a way."

(End of this chapter)