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Chapter 143: Stop pretending, I am a billionaire, let’s show off my cards
Chapter 143: Stop pretending, I am a billionaire, let’s show off my cards
Today's two Chinese classes are over, and Su Haozhe feels good.
Through the observation of a class, Su Haozhe discovered that several men and women were somewhat ambiguous.
Many kindergartens now start playing house and falling in love, and it is normal for junior high school students to have feelings for each other.
"It's a pity that I only have one class, otherwise I would have to take care of it."
Su Haozhe smiled and went to the toilet first.
Su Haozhe hadn't been to the school toilet for a few years, and it suddenly brought back memories.
I used to secretly smoke in the toilet and was caught twice.
Forget the past.
While thinking about it, Su Haozhe went to the toilet.
boom boom boom boom~
There was a sound of rapid footsteps.
"Ah, teacher."
When the boy saw that it was Su Haozhe saying hello, he quickly ran out again.
"What are you doing? Why did you turn around suddenly? You almost hit me."
The boy who turned around yelled angrily.
"Teacher Su is using the toilet inside."
The boy in front whispered.
"What's the matter?"
The boys in the back felt baffled that the toilet didn't only have one pit.
The boy continued walking inside and saw Su Haozhe at the first urinal.
"Ah, Teacher Su."
The boy took one look and turned away quickly.
"Hahaha, why don't you go in?"
The boy just now was laughing outside.
"Go in and fart, it's so embarrassing."
The boy's mind was filled with the scene just now.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Su Haozhe's big white butt.
Why can I see my butt when peeing?
Because Su Haozhe took off his pants directly to his knees and started to urinate.
"Teacher Su is really weird. I have never seen anyone peeing like this."
The boy shook his head.
Soon, a large group of boys gathered at the bathroom door.
"Why don't you go in? Stand guard at the door."
Su Haozhe came out and greeted the students.
"We're going right now."
Seeing Su Haozhe come out, the students swarmed in.
come back to the office.
"Teacher Su, you are so awesome. Students always make cheat sheets. I don't even know how."
A female teacher immediately came over.
"I have played with these things when I was in school, so I naturally understand them better."
Back then, Su Haozhe had done everything from copying papers to copying papers, having his homework eaten by dogs, stuffing notes into pens, etc.
"Awesome, tell me more next time."
The female teacher didn't prepare any lessons just now and had been watching Su Haozhe's live broadcast.
"No problem. I see there is an outing on the class schedule. Are you going out tomorrow?"
Su Haozhe looked at the class schedule and there were no classes tomorrow.
"That's right, I forgot to tell you, tomorrow the first grade teachers and students will go on an outing together."
"Just go hiking nearby and have a picnic to relax the kids."
The female teacher talked about tomorrow's arrangements.
"There is also this activity, which is really good."
Su Haozhe nodded, now the child's life is much richer.
"Actually, I just hike up the mountain, grill skewers, and come back in the afternoon."
The female teacher said it bluntly.
It is a simple activity, but when promoting it to the outside world, it must be highlighted.
"That's fine. As long as you can stop studying, the students will be happy."
Su Haozhe is also looking forward to it. Going out to play is always more interesting than going to school.
There is another person who is looking forward to it, and that is the murderer Li Ge.
Li Ge visited the school several times, but ultimately failed.
There are surveillance cameras everywhere in the school, and there are always people at the gate, making it difficult to enter quietly.
This time I saw from the live broadcast that Su Haozhe was going out for an outing, which was really a good opportunity.
"Climb the mountain, that should be there."
Li Ge looked at a mountain in the distance. It was the only mountain in Jiangcheng. Almost everyone in Jiangcheng had been there.As a physical education teacher, Su Haozhe didn't have much lectures to organize, so he stayed in the office for a while and then returned to the dormitory.
"Let's go live for a while. Do the fans miss me?"
Su Haozhe had nothing to do and directly opened the live broadcast room.
Soon fans ran from the official live broadcast room to Su Haozhe's live broadcast room.
: "Su Shen, how does it feel to be a teacher? After I graduate, I like to watch you torture students."
: "I'm not a teacher, but seeing that your education method is pretty good, I would like to suggest two points that will help you improve further. I can't tell you which two points are specific, because I said at the beginning that I am not a teacher. "
: "Listen to what you said, waste 2 minutes, what nonsense literature."
: "When will you go back to Good Voice? Do you really not need to prepare for the competition?"
: "Does Su Shen still do emotional shows? Or just chat with fans directly."
: "..."
The screen in the live broadcast room was filled with barrages, and I couldn't see anything clearly.
Su Haozhe's phone was immediately stuck, and there was no response even when he clicked on the screen.
"What a crappy thing the show team put together."
Su Haozhe directly turned off the gift effects, barrage, etc., and the phone came to life.
"Stop posting barrages. I'll be offline in a while. Let's connect to the microphone. Anyone who wants to chat can come directly."
Su Haozhe turned on the microphone function and prepared to chat with fans.
The first netizen connected successfully.
"Su Shen, I didn't expect that I'm so lucky. I've always wanted to ask how much money I can earn from live streaming. I feel like you never worry about money."
Netizens were still very realistic and directly asked about salary.
Other netizens are also very concerned. These days, everyone is going to live broadcast to bring goods, which makes many people ready to make a move.
"I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I got doubts in return. Stop pretending, I am a billionaire, and I show my cards."
Su Haozhe spread his hands and said, "I just lost my memory."
"Amnesia? I think Su Shen, you are normal."
Netizens asked in confusion.
The live broadcast room was immediately dissatisfied.
: "Even Mai is too hypocritical and doesn't dare to tell the truth. How can Su Shen still be called normal?"
: "What I'm talking about is, how did Su Shen get the title? Isn't he just crazy?"
: "What Su Shen said is not normal, a billionaire? Unless he is the second generation of rich people, but Su Shen is an orphan."
: "Everyone who believes in Su Shinhwa has already entered the game."
: "..."
Everyone made fun of Su Haozhe and Lian Mai’s netizens.
"I have tens of millions, but I have forgotten my password. I have been researching it every time recently, and I have to spend two yuan every time I research it."
Su Haozhe said seriously.
"That's worth it. Two yuan can give you tens of millions. What a great thing."
Netizens were so happy when they heard this, and the return on investment was simply off the charts.
"But I don't remember it at all, and I don't know how many two dollars I can try out. I'm about to give up."
Su Haozhe smiled and shook his head.
"Can I give up? If not, give me a try. Don't you want to take tens of millions?"
Netizens are all worried about Su Haozhe. This is really a waste of money.
"Then I'll sell this to you for 1 yuan."
Su Haozhe asked tentatively.
"Okay, but you have to give it to me when I'm done."
Netizens agreed without hesitation.
"No problem. Then just give me 1 yuan and buy lottery tickets."
Su Haozhe laughed after saying this.
Sure enough, when people become greedy, they can do anything.
"Huh? Lottery?"
The netizen was stunned for a moment, and then fell into deep thought.
: "Hahaha, the original password is the lottery number, it is indeed tens of millions."
: "If that's the case, I'm worth hundreds of millions, but I just didn't mention it."
: "This password is too difficult. You always enter the password first and then draw the prize."
: "I listened attentively for a long time, and it turned out to be funny."
: "..."
Su Haozhe's brain circuit once again made everyone sigh.
With this kind of brain, what can't be done?
(End of this chapter)
Today's two Chinese classes are over, and Su Haozhe feels good.
Through the observation of a class, Su Haozhe discovered that several men and women were somewhat ambiguous.
Many kindergartens now start playing house and falling in love, and it is normal for junior high school students to have feelings for each other.
"It's a pity that I only have one class, otherwise I would have to take care of it."
Su Haozhe smiled and went to the toilet first.
Su Haozhe hadn't been to the school toilet for a few years, and it suddenly brought back memories.
I used to secretly smoke in the toilet and was caught twice.
Forget the past.
While thinking about it, Su Haozhe went to the toilet.
boom boom boom boom~
There was a sound of rapid footsteps.
"Ah, teacher."
When the boy saw that it was Su Haozhe saying hello, he quickly ran out again.
"What are you doing? Why did you turn around suddenly? You almost hit me."
The boy who turned around yelled angrily.
"Teacher Su is using the toilet inside."
The boy in front whispered.
"What's the matter?"
The boys in the back felt baffled that the toilet didn't only have one pit.
The boy continued walking inside and saw Su Haozhe at the first urinal.
"Ah, Teacher Su."
The boy took one look and turned away quickly.
"Hahaha, why don't you go in?"
The boy just now was laughing outside.
"Go in and fart, it's so embarrassing."
The boy's mind was filled with the scene just now.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Su Haozhe's big white butt.
Why can I see my butt when peeing?
Because Su Haozhe took off his pants directly to his knees and started to urinate.
"Teacher Su is really weird. I have never seen anyone peeing like this."
The boy shook his head.
Soon, a large group of boys gathered at the bathroom door.
"Why don't you go in? Stand guard at the door."
Su Haozhe came out and greeted the students.
"We're going right now."
Seeing Su Haozhe come out, the students swarmed in.
come back to the office.
"Teacher Su, you are so awesome. Students always make cheat sheets. I don't even know how."
A female teacher immediately came over.
"I have played with these things when I was in school, so I naturally understand them better."
Back then, Su Haozhe had done everything from copying papers to copying papers, having his homework eaten by dogs, stuffing notes into pens, etc.
"Awesome, tell me more next time."
The female teacher didn't prepare any lessons just now and had been watching Su Haozhe's live broadcast.
"No problem. I see there is an outing on the class schedule. Are you going out tomorrow?"
Su Haozhe looked at the class schedule and there were no classes tomorrow.
"That's right, I forgot to tell you, tomorrow the first grade teachers and students will go on an outing together."
"Just go hiking nearby and have a picnic to relax the kids."
The female teacher talked about tomorrow's arrangements.
"There is also this activity, which is really good."
Su Haozhe nodded, now the child's life is much richer.
"Actually, I just hike up the mountain, grill skewers, and come back in the afternoon."
The female teacher said it bluntly.
It is a simple activity, but when promoting it to the outside world, it must be highlighted.
"That's fine. As long as you can stop studying, the students will be happy."
Su Haozhe is also looking forward to it. Going out to play is always more interesting than going to school.
There is another person who is looking forward to it, and that is the murderer Li Ge.
Li Ge visited the school several times, but ultimately failed.
There are surveillance cameras everywhere in the school, and there are always people at the gate, making it difficult to enter quietly.
This time I saw from the live broadcast that Su Haozhe was going out for an outing, which was really a good opportunity.
"Climb the mountain, that should be there."
Li Ge looked at a mountain in the distance. It was the only mountain in Jiangcheng. Almost everyone in Jiangcheng had been there.As a physical education teacher, Su Haozhe didn't have much lectures to organize, so he stayed in the office for a while and then returned to the dormitory.
"Let's go live for a while. Do the fans miss me?"
Su Haozhe had nothing to do and directly opened the live broadcast room.
Soon fans ran from the official live broadcast room to Su Haozhe's live broadcast room.
: "Su Shen, how does it feel to be a teacher? After I graduate, I like to watch you torture students."
: "I'm not a teacher, but seeing that your education method is pretty good, I would like to suggest two points that will help you improve further. I can't tell you which two points are specific, because I said at the beginning that I am not a teacher. "
: "Listen to what you said, waste 2 minutes, what nonsense literature."
: "When will you go back to Good Voice? Do you really not need to prepare for the competition?"
: "Does Su Shen still do emotional shows? Or just chat with fans directly."
: "..."
The screen in the live broadcast room was filled with barrages, and I couldn't see anything clearly.
Su Haozhe's phone was immediately stuck, and there was no response even when he clicked on the screen.
"What a crappy thing the show team put together."
Su Haozhe directly turned off the gift effects, barrage, etc., and the phone came to life.
"Stop posting barrages. I'll be offline in a while. Let's connect to the microphone. Anyone who wants to chat can come directly."
Su Haozhe turned on the microphone function and prepared to chat with fans.
The first netizen connected successfully.
"Su Shen, I didn't expect that I'm so lucky. I've always wanted to ask how much money I can earn from live streaming. I feel like you never worry about money."
Netizens were still very realistic and directly asked about salary.
Other netizens are also very concerned. These days, everyone is going to live broadcast to bring goods, which makes many people ready to make a move.
"I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I got doubts in return. Stop pretending, I am a billionaire, and I show my cards."
Su Haozhe spread his hands and said, "I just lost my memory."
"Amnesia? I think Su Shen, you are normal."
Netizens asked in confusion.
The live broadcast room was immediately dissatisfied.
: "Even Mai is too hypocritical and doesn't dare to tell the truth. How can Su Shen still be called normal?"
: "What I'm talking about is, how did Su Shen get the title? Isn't he just crazy?"
: "What Su Shen said is not normal, a billionaire? Unless he is the second generation of rich people, but Su Shen is an orphan."
: "Everyone who believes in Su Shinhwa has already entered the game."
: "..."
Everyone made fun of Su Haozhe and Lian Mai’s netizens.
"I have tens of millions, but I have forgotten my password. I have been researching it every time recently, and I have to spend two yuan every time I research it."
Su Haozhe said seriously.
"That's worth it. Two yuan can give you tens of millions. What a great thing."
Netizens were so happy when they heard this, and the return on investment was simply off the charts.
"But I don't remember it at all, and I don't know how many two dollars I can try out. I'm about to give up."
Su Haozhe smiled and shook his head.
"Can I give up? If not, give me a try. Don't you want to take tens of millions?"
Netizens are all worried about Su Haozhe. This is really a waste of money.
"Then I'll sell this to you for 1 yuan."
Su Haozhe asked tentatively.
"Okay, but you have to give it to me when I'm done."
Netizens agreed without hesitation.
"No problem. Then just give me 1 yuan and buy lottery tickets."
Su Haozhe laughed after saying this.
Sure enough, when people become greedy, they can do anything.
"Huh? Lottery?"
The netizen was stunned for a moment, and then fell into deep thought.
: "Hahaha, the original password is the lottery number, it is indeed tens of millions."
: "If that's the case, I'm worth hundreds of millions, but I just didn't mention it."
: "This password is too difficult. You always enter the password first and then draw the prize."
: "I listened attentively for a long time, and it turned out to be funny."
: "..."
Su Haozhe's brain circuit once again made everyone sigh.
With this kind of brain, what can't be done?
(End of this chapter)
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