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Chapter 197 Crouching dragon and phoenix chicks gather in a factory
Chapter 197 Crouching dragon and phoenix chicks gather in a factory
Su Haozhe and Xiao Ai took the lead and walked directly into the office.
"Hello, I am Xiao Ai, the reporter and host of the GoldenEye program team."
Xiao Ai smiled and nodded, and first reported his identity.
"I'm Xiao Su."
Su Haozhe added.
"Who called the helpline?"
Xiao Ai looked at the three people in the room, but none of them looked good, knowing that it would be difficult to mediate today.
"We were the ones to fight, alas."
The two big men next to him raised their hands.
"You tell me, I'm stupid."
The big man in blue clothes directly handed over the right to speak.
"Can you tell me the specific situation and your demands?"
Xiao Ai's approachability was enough, and the guests quickly relieved their nervousness.
Mr. Feng took out a pair of headphones and put them on his head without wanting to listen at all.
The big man in gray clothes began to tell this story.
"He and I have worked in this company for more than five years. However, we have been at the bottom with no chance of promotion."
"This year we both came to the same department and gradually became familiar with each other. We were trying to find ways to get promoted and get a raise."
The old man also felt very aggrieved and talked about the two people's previous plan.
It was a cloudy and rainy afternoon.
The two met for dinner and drank two bottles of wine.
"Old Zhao, you said that we have been working here for so many years, and you asked those foreign college students for their high positions. If you look at the new graduate student, you will lead the team directly."
The old man in blue began to complain.
"Who says it's not the case? Although our educational level is low, we are very familiar with the factory, but no one promotes us and we don't know what's going on."
The other old man was also very aggrieved. After all, he was an old employee and his salary had not increased much.
"I heard that those leaders have gone through the back door and have a good relationship with their bosses."
"By the way, aren't you and the boss from the same country? You should know what the boss likes."
The old man thinks that he should do what he likes, and the boss also likes to promote acquaintances.
"I know a little bit about this. Mr. Feng is very superstitious about Feng Shui. Last time, he asked someone to look at how to place things in the office for a long time."
The two chatted with their boss to see if there were any promotion opportunities.
"I also remembered what you said. Last time someone broke one of the boss's little Pixiu into pieces, and he was fired immediately."
"Then let's pretend to be Feng Shui masters and help the boss find out the auspicious days, birthdays, etc., hahaha."
The old man smiled and thought this was very unreliable.
Even if the boss is superstitious about Feng Shui, there's nothing they can do if they don't.
"Come here, I have a plan. Do you want to hear it?"
The big man in blue thought about it and whispered.
"What do you think of us going directly to dig the boss's ancestral grave?"
The old man in blue made a very bold suggestion.
"Are you crazy? Are you getting promoted or are you enmity with your boss?"
The old man in gray clothes was shocked. This suggestion was too hellish.
"Listen to me, let's dig out the bones and find a place to put them."
"The boss will be anxious when he finds out. At this time, the two of us will help the boss get it back. Isn't that enough?"
This is what the old man had in mind.
"You mean, when the boss can't find it, the two of us will pretend to know Feng Shui and help him find it?"
The old man in gray clothes understood.
"Yes, if we don't make a contribution this way, the boss will definitely think highly of us. If there is any problem, he will spend money to find us. Promotion will be a trivial matter."
The old man in blue clothes whispered.
"No, no, I'm scared just thinking about it. If the boss finds out about us, it will be the end of us."
The old man in gray clothes shook his head, feeling that this matter was still a bit ridiculous.
"Think about it, there is no surveillance in the cemetery these days, who would have known it was us. Besides, if it's not your own tomb, who would care about it?"
The old man in blue felt that this was okay, at least it was easier than stealing.
The cemeteries are all in the wilderness. Usually no one visits them, and no one can spot their movements. "If it rains today again, your roof will leak. Don't you want to make some money to repair the house?"
The words of the old man in blue pierced the heart of the other old man.
The house has been leaking for two or three years. The walls of the house are peeling off layer by layer. My wife has complained more than once, but unfortunately she has never had the money to repair it.
If you can have some money and repair the roof, your happiness index can be doubled.
"Then don't let the third person know about this. Once we find something wrong, we will refuse to admit it."
Under the temptation of promotion and salary increase, the old man agreed.
Anyway, this kind of thing is concealed enough. If it doesn't succeed, then it will be beaten to death and you will not admit it.
"Then you started taking action?"
Su Haozhe listened on the sidelines and felt that it was outrageous yet reasonable.
"Yes, we were confused for a while, mainly because we wanted to make progress too much."
The words of the old man in gray clothes almost made Su Haozhe laugh to death.
Netizens have become more knowledgeable and can still do this.
: "A small company actually has two talented people, Wolong and Phoenix. This boss really needs to see his ancestral graves."
: "The boss didn't call the police directly. He is considered a kind person and is very tolerant to the fellow villagers."
: "It seems that the leader's vision is still very accurate. With these two people's brains, how can they get a promotion and a salary increase?"
: "The idea that Wolong and Fengchu came up with together is indeed extraordinary."
: "..."
Netizens' expectations have not been disappointed, and today's story is even worse than the previous ones.
The previous times were stories about living people, but this time it was directly related to the cemetery.
"Then who did you dig up?"
Su Haozhe knew that there was a fellow villager of the boss. If he asked around, he should still be able to find the location of the boss's grave.
"The boss's grandfather, grandmother, and father-in-law."
The old man in gray clothes lowered his head and said.
"What? Three?"
Xiao Ai didn't even hold back and directly interrupted and asked.
"Ah."
Both old men nodded.
"Are you too strong or too idle?"
Su Haozhe began to feel sorry for his boss. What a weird employee he was.
No wonder the boss put on the headphones and stopped talking. This made people angry. The lack of outbursts shows that he is well behaved.
"That's it. We invited the boss' grandfather out first, and then the boss didn't notice."
"After two months, we couldn't wait any longer and invited the boss's grandmother out again, but the boss still didn't notice."
"After another two months, we invited the boss's father-in-law out, and then the boss found out."
The old man in gray clothes quickly explained that he had never intended to do this.
"That's right, we didn't want to do that at first."
The old man in blue quickly nodded in agreement.
Good guy.
After doing this three times in a row, I estimate that I will have to sit there for a few years.
Su Haozhe didn't expect this matter to be so big.
: "I still underestimated the destructive power of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, and dug three graves directly???"
: "The leader went to visit the grave. Damn it, where did dad go?"
: "Let me tell you, these two people are really brave. I wouldn't even dare to go to the cemetery."
: "Please come out. Who asked you to invite me? Could it be that the boss grandpa asked me to come out in a dream?"
: "If I were the boss, it would be impossible for me to sit in the same room with these two people. It's so cruel."
: "..."
Netizens realized that they were still too young and thought they had dug a grave.
Unexpectedly, these two people's brains cannot be speculated using common sense.
No normal person could do this.
(End of this chapter)
Su Haozhe and Xiao Ai took the lead and walked directly into the office.
"Hello, I am Xiao Ai, the reporter and host of the GoldenEye program team."
Xiao Ai smiled and nodded, and first reported his identity.
"I'm Xiao Su."
Su Haozhe added.
"Who called the helpline?"
Xiao Ai looked at the three people in the room, but none of them looked good, knowing that it would be difficult to mediate today.
"We were the ones to fight, alas."
The two big men next to him raised their hands.
"You tell me, I'm stupid."
The big man in blue clothes directly handed over the right to speak.
"Can you tell me the specific situation and your demands?"
Xiao Ai's approachability was enough, and the guests quickly relieved their nervousness.
Mr. Feng took out a pair of headphones and put them on his head without wanting to listen at all.
The big man in gray clothes began to tell this story.
"He and I have worked in this company for more than five years. However, we have been at the bottom with no chance of promotion."
"This year we both came to the same department and gradually became familiar with each other. We were trying to find ways to get promoted and get a raise."
The old man also felt very aggrieved and talked about the two people's previous plan.
It was a cloudy and rainy afternoon.
The two met for dinner and drank two bottles of wine.
"Old Zhao, you said that we have been working here for so many years, and you asked those foreign college students for their high positions. If you look at the new graduate student, you will lead the team directly."
The old man in blue began to complain.
"Who says it's not the case? Although our educational level is low, we are very familiar with the factory, but no one promotes us and we don't know what's going on."
The other old man was also very aggrieved. After all, he was an old employee and his salary had not increased much.
"I heard that those leaders have gone through the back door and have a good relationship with their bosses."
"By the way, aren't you and the boss from the same country? You should know what the boss likes."
The old man thinks that he should do what he likes, and the boss also likes to promote acquaintances.
"I know a little bit about this. Mr. Feng is very superstitious about Feng Shui. Last time, he asked someone to look at how to place things in the office for a long time."
The two chatted with their boss to see if there were any promotion opportunities.
"I also remembered what you said. Last time someone broke one of the boss's little Pixiu into pieces, and he was fired immediately."
"Then let's pretend to be Feng Shui masters and help the boss find out the auspicious days, birthdays, etc., hahaha."
The old man smiled and thought this was very unreliable.
Even if the boss is superstitious about Feng Shui, there's nothing they can do if they don't.
"Come here, I have a plan. Do you want to hear it?"
The big man in blue thought about it and whispered.
"What do you think of us going directly to dig the boss's ancestral grave?"
The old man in blue made a very bold suggestion.
"Are you crazy? Are you getting promoted or are you enmity with your boss?"
The old man in gray clothes was shocked. This suggestion was too hellish.
"Listen to me, let's dig out the bones and find a place to put them."
"The boss will be anxious when he finds out. At this time, the two of us will help the boss get it back. Isn't that enough?"
This is what the old man had in mind.
"You mean, when the boss can't find it, the two of us will pretend to know Feng Shui and help him find it?"
The old man in gray clothes understood.
"Yes, if we don't make a contribution this way, the boss will definitely think highly of us. If there is any problem, he will spend money to find us. Promotion will be a trivial matter."
The old man in blue clothes whispered.
"No, no, I'm scared just thinking about it. If the boss finds out about us, it will be the end of us."
The old man in gray clothes shook his head, feeling that this matter was still a bit ridiculous.
"Think about it, there is no surveillance in the cemetery these days, who would have known it was us. Besides, if it's not your own tomb, who would care about it?"
The old man in blue felt that this was okay, at least it was easier than stealing.
The cemeteries are all in the wilderness. Usually no one visits them, and no one can spot their movements. "If it rains today again, your roof will leak. Don't you want to make some money to repair the house?"
The words of the old man in blue pierced the heart of the other old man.
The house has been leaking for two or three years. The walls of the house are peeling off layer by layer. My wife has complained more than once, but unfortunately she has never had the money to repair it.
If you can have some money and repair the roof, your happiness index can be doubled.
"Then don't let the third person know about this. Once we find something wrong, we will refuse to admit it."
Under the temptation of promotion and salary increase, the old man agreed.
Anyway, this kind of thing is concealed enough. If it doesn't succeed, then it will be beaten to death and you will not admit it.
"Then you started taking action?"
Su Haozhe listened on the sidelines and felt that it was outrageous yet reasonable.
"Yes, we were confused for a while, mainly because we wanted to make progress too much."
The words of the old man in gray clothes almost made Su Haozhe laugh to death.
Netizens have become more knowledgeable and can still do this.
: "A small company actually has two talented people, Wolong and Phoenix. This boss really needs to see his ancestral graves."
: "The boss didn't call the police directly. He is considered a kind person and is very tolerant to the fellow villagers."
: "It seems that the leader's vision is still very accurate. With these two people's brains, how can they get a promotion and a salary increase?"
: "The idea that Wolong and Fengchu came up with together is indeed extraordinary."
: "..."
Netizens' expectations have not been disappointed, and today's story is even worse than the previous ones.
The previous times were stories about living people, but this time it was directly related to the cemetery.
"Then who did you dig up?"
Su Haozhe knew that there was a fellow villager of the boss. If he asked around, he should still be able to find the location of the boss's grave.
"The boss's grandfather, grandmother, and father-in-law."
The old man in gray clothes lowered his head and said.
"What? Three?"
Xiao Ai didn't even hold back and directly interrupted and asked.
"Ah."
Both old men nodded.
"Are you too strong or too idle?"
Su Haozhe began to feel sorry for his boss. What a weird employee he was.
No wonder the boss put on the headphones and stopped talking. This made people angry. The lack of outbursts shows that he is well behaved.
"That's it. We invited the boss' grandfather out first, and then the boss didn't notice."
"After two months, we couldn't wait any longer and invited the boss's grandmother out again, but the boss still didn't notice."
"After another two months, we invited the boss's father-in-law out, and then the boss found out."
The old man in gray clothes quickly explained that he had never intended to do this.
"That's right, we didn't want to do that at first."
The old man in blue quickly nodded in agreement.
Good guy.
After doing this three times in a row, I estimate that I will have to sit there for a few years.
Su Haozhe didn't expect this matter to be so big.
: "I still underestimated the destructive power of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, and dug three graves directly???"
: "The leader went to visit the grave. Damn it, where did dad go?"
: "Let me tell you, these two people are really brave. I wouldn't even dare to go to the cemetery."
: "Please come out. Who asked you to invite me? Could it be that the boss grandpa asked me to come out in a dream?"
: "If I were the boss, it would be impossible for me to sit in the same room with these two people. It's so cruel."
: "..."
Netizens realized that they were still too young and thought they had dug a grave.
Unexpectedly, these two people's brains cannot be speculated using common sense.
No normal person could do this.
(End of this chapter)
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