As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 400: The days of eating dumplings are always so short, just like a sister-in-law is always a sister-in-law
"It's almost Chinese New Year, but my son still hasn't come home. My son is busy~"

"Mom, we are back!"

"You little brat, why do you always turn off your phone?"

"I'm busy, I'm working on the computer."

"If you break the computer, you have to pay for it!"

"Oh, mom~ I'm not playing on the computer, I'm playing on the computer, oh, I'm playing... I'm playing on the computer at the company!"

"Hey, if you had said so earlier, you should have gone home earlier."

"Yes, Mom, it's my fault. I will change it in the future."

"Son, daughter-in-law, stop arguing. Chinese New Year is coming soon. Let's make dumplings together!"

Son and mother: “Okay!”

boom!
Wow.

In the room, Li Nuo was lying on the sofa wearing a white cross-bar vest.

"Li Nuo."

"Ah."

Cha Bai sat next to him, tilting his head and staring at the screen.

"Is this what you guys do for the holidays?"

"what……"

Li Nuo was quite embarrassed.

Cha Bai narrowed his eyes: "So abstract."

Li Nuo picked up the remote control: "I'll change the channel."

There was a gurgling sound coming from the kitchen. Li Nuo threw the remote control away, ran to the kitchen as if a thorn had stuck in his butt, and shouted, "It's over, the pot is broken!"

Today is the Spring Festival...

Well... since the incident at Chuangjie Mountain, they have passed the autumn and welcomed the awkward days of missing their families during the holidays.

The problem is, the script in the corridor has stopped moving.

Corridor wars, ordinary scenarios, and big guilds seemed to be completely isolated from them.

During this period, he also sorted out some information. The reason why it took so long was because they were too rich, which led to the Corridor system assuming that these guys could live safely without making scripts. The Corridor War cycle could start at any time within a year, which resulted in them being unable to make other scripts even if they did not go for the Corridor War script.

Or you can ask Wink for some tickets, but just like the wasteland world that Nanami encountered, the scripts are basically a bit disappointing, with no rewards and specific time limits.

During this period of time, apart from staying alive, he had nothing better to do than to visit the Cairo alien arena.

There was no gain, but it was a lot of trouble.

In the blink of an eye, it's the Spring Festival.

"This life is just so mediocre..."

He muttered to himself and scooped dumplings from the pot.

The phone vibrated.

"Yes, Uncle Xu."

Doctor Xu would send some relief supplies to Li Nuo every holiday.

“How are the dumplings your aunt made?”

"Very good." Li Nuo stared at the empty plates in the kitchen with dead eyes: "Including the ones I made myself, I have already finished 70 out of 100 dumplings."

Uncle Xu was shocked: "What strange suicide method are you researching again?"

"Uncle Xu...I don't like eating dumplings..."

"why?"

"Because I don't like playing sister-in-law."

"You are really poor."

Doctor Xu also understood that it was basically the life-like inflatable doll that Li Nuo raised that ate it.

"Enough to eat."

"Well, she did sixty by herself." Li Nuo paused and said, "That's it. Happy holidays. I'll visit you and Auntie in a few days."

"Take care of yourself." Doctor Xu's voice was calm and relieved. He still believed that Li Nuo had the disease.

Li Nuo hung up the phone.

He walked out of the kitchen carrying a large plate of dumplings and a pot of vinegar.

Cha Bai was wearing white pajamas, revealing her long legs, and was sitting on the sofa trimming her toenails with a nail clipper.

Li Nuo vaguely felt that the pair of big white legs were like giant dumplings, with a smooth, soft and chewy outer skin and filled with cyber-mechanical stuffing.

He said: "This nail clipper is really outrageous..."

Cha Bai nodded: "Well, the stuff Maljie sent is different. It is indeed a thing from Cairo. It can even repair my nails..."

Maljie has been away from the earth for a while... He has gloriously become an alien... But he still sends strange supplies to the earth from time to time, such as the nail clippers used by Cha Bai that "can cut steel but not paper."

The more Li Nuo thought about it, the more interesting it became: "Thanks to him, my pixel bullets are almost full."

Cha Bai said: "It's ridiculous that he can integrate into the Cairo people."

Li Nuo was amused: "It's not outrageous. Old Ma himself is not related to normality."

"That's right..." Cha Bai put down the nail clippers and picked up the chopsticks.

She didn't care at all that she had to eat right after a pedicure, and she didn't care that Li Nuo was watching her eat after getting a pedicure.

Daily life is not a two-dimensional fantasy. It is impossible to expect a woman to stay at home with her butt sticking out in black and white stockings for 24 hours. Most of the time, it is still about the daily necessities of life.

The two of them have gotten used to it.

Li Nuo took the remote control, connected it to the computer, and played "The Temptation to Go Home".

Cha Bai was eating dumplings comfortably during the “battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law” on TV.

Life is as plain as water.

This is the day they wanted.

The black vinegar was poured into a dish, and Cha Bai raised his eyes to watch Li Nuo rummaging through the drawers.

"Let's eat."

"I'll wait a moment..." Li Nuo asked as he rummaged through the drawer, "Sister, have you seen my black pen?"

Cha Bai: "The broken one? I threw it away when I cleaned the house."

Li Nuo took a deep breath and said, "That was the first pen I bought after I made money..."

Cha Bai was silent for a few seconds: "I'll look for it for you later."

Li Nuo looked at the clock and saw that it was almost twelve o'clock in the morning. He let out a breath, shook his head, and thought, forget it.

[Notice to "Hum Team"]

[The countdown to the Five Corridor World War begins]

[Please confirm whether to participate within 24 hours]

"It has to be during the New Year."

Li Nuo withdrew his gaze.

"I've investigated, and Corridor Wars are no different from normal scenarios, except that the participants are players from multiple corridors."

"You said this."

Chabai's eyes rolled.

"The weakest one is our Endless Corridor, right?"

"It seems so." Li Nuo nodded: "It used to be so."

"wait for me."

Cha Bai flashed back and forth, and she went to the corridor at that moment.

"Marger isn't here."

She picked up the dumpling and put it in her mouth.

"let's talk tomorrow."

Li Nuo didn't answer. He looked at the heavy snow outside the window and suddenly felt that the familiar place was getting farther and farther away from him.

"Hey."

"what?"

He looked back.

Cha Bai held the plate, tilted his head and smiled.

"I left twenty for you. You have to eat them even if you don't like them."

"Mainly...I don't eat fennel stuffing."

"Don't be picky about food. If you starve to death, no one will feed me."

Chabai walked barefoot on the warm white tiles, walked slowly into the kitchen, put the empty dishes there, and said, "I'll wash it tomorrow."

Li Nuo nodded woodenly, he really liked watching Cha Bai walking barefoot, the sight of her walking barefoot in high heels was hilarious no matter how he watched it.

He withdrew his gaze, picked up the pen, and prepared to draw the cartoon.

The unpopular comic is about to enter its final chapter. He plans to finish the comic next month, and then start a new one, drawing something with a bold tone, or looking for other opportunities to make a living. He may also settle down in Basel. Anyway, his life may be changing.

"Still working?"

Chabai said from behind.

"Well, there are no days off for comic book artists."

"Isn't today a holiday?"

"The labor law also says there is overtime pay, who cares about that."

“Stop drawing.”

Cha Bai unbuttoned his clothes.

"sleep."

Li Nuo turned around.

"Sleep with me?"

"Na~"

……

Early the next morning.

After opening his eyes, Li Nuo lay on his back on the bed. He felt as if his calves were not his own.

Cha Bai was sitting on a yoga ball opposite him, and he could see that she was trying her best to control her center of gravity so as not to break anything under her butt.

“Is the guest satisfied?”

he asked.

Cha Bai stood up with a smile, picked up six hundred-dollar bills from the table and placed them next to Li Nuo's pillow.

"I'm only worth six hundred?"

“You don’t have a work permit.”

Chabai now teases him about his former ambitions for the career of a gigolo.

She is living more and more lively.

Li Nuo turned his head and saw a black, broken pen in the banknotes.

It was the pen that Cha Bai accidentally dropped yesterday.

She went out early in the morning and picked it up.

"Where did you find it?" "The trash can."

Chabai nodded.

"I'm so full from flipping it."

Li Nuo turned over and handed six hundred to Cha Bai.

"Six more times."

……

【Kaleidoscope Mechanical Eye】

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: It can be activated and used while hidden under the eye mask. Theoretically, it can kill all skills with one hit. After using this ability, it will enter a long cooling period. The CD time is based on the mood of the eyes.]

[Brief description: Where do you think it comes from? Can't guess it? Hahahaha! Just a reminder, its owner is the daughter of the famous swordsman Yagyu family. She has always considered herself a man and is the most outstanding swordsmanship genius in history, Ming Lian Shimura Tae.]

"Malger, is there nothing more serious?"

Cha Bai got up from the operating table, looked at the panel, and complained in his heart.

"Humph……"

Maljie was holding a plate of dumplings.

"Miss Cha Bai, artificial eyes are like dumplings, whether they are stuffed with cabbage or green onions, their purpose is to fill the stomach."

“But it’s also so weird.”

Cha Bai dug out his eyeballs.

This thing has been adapted to her physique and can be taken apart and wiped and cleaned with a rag at any time.

Victor came over with a kitchen knife and a bag of frozen dumplings in his hand. He took the eyeball from Cha Bai and stuffed it back into her hand.

"After all, it's still the blueprint you and Li Nuo drew by randomly drawing cards."

After the last script ended, they got a total of 40 random cards.

Li Nuo used the effective lottery luck burst effect within five seconds of [Empire Burst], and drew several cards every other day.

Cha Bai used his good luck to fool around with him.

Of the last forty cards, there are fifteen useless crystal bricks, five garbage remnants, and ten special attack suits for women, and there are some useful things left.

The artificial eye currently given to Cha Baian was obtained from the blueprint.

Her eyes were damaged in the previous script, and she was waiting for Maljie to repair them, but Maljie wanted to make a useful eye, such as the mind's eye similar to the blind girl Sawaguchi Mirror, so she kept dragging the matter on.

Malger chewed the dumpling, swallowed it and said, "But speaking of which, this eye needs an eyepatch to open. Your other prosthetic eye happens to be YoRHa's technology. With the eyepatch connected and the cooperation of several parties, this eye can be regarded as the standard answer for you."

Cha Bai touched his eyeball: "But it is something from the funny world..."

She thought of another thing she had drawn.

[Leg Shadow's Kick Technique]

[Type: Active Skills]

[Learning conditions: female, nice legs, muscular, strength 15]

[Effect: A whip kick that causes critical hits to rock-like objects]

[Brief description: Leg Shadow, also known as the Fourth Tsuchikage, has small breasts, a thin waist and long legs. If you have legs, who cares if you can fight or not? You ask me why she is the Tsuchikage? If she is not the Tsuchikage, where can you see Leg Shadow, you bastard! Wear a red cheongsam with an entry and use this move for a surprise]

Cha Bai always thought that he was just walking on a tightrope that was not suitable for children.

But now she felt like she was at a funny fork in the road, and had a strange feeling that it wouldn't be long before Nokia became her hammer.

Of course it was just an association, and she knew it wouldn't be useful for the time being.

"what……"

Cha Bai sighed, covered his forehead and shook his head.

Malj handed the dumplings to her.

"It's made with butterfly buns and stuffed with blue dragon rhizomes. I feel like I'm in heaven after eating it."

Cha Bai picked up a dumpling, and the mechanical life form next to him handed him a dish of vinegar.

"How are you doing lately?"

"Not bad." Malger chewed and said, "Those Cairo people can't be killed no matter how much surgery they do. They are just right for me to test."

"No problem?" Cha Bai ate two in one bite.

"There are strange-looking aliens everywhere. Now I think even an orangutan can stand up straight." Maljie's voice became colder and colder as he spoke, as if he had a past that he couldn't bear to look back on.

"Ah... there is black in your brain... it means something has happened that scares you." Cha Bai said.

Maljie was silent. He had indeed almost lost his virginity to a female gorilla with three heads once. Fortunately, the female gorilla had three heads, so she fought with him.

"Can you see my past?"

"No, it's just a kind of...new magic I learned."

Cha Bai studied too many books on spells and gained a lot of strange and bizarre magical knowledge.

The one I just used on Malger was one of them.

She did learn some spells like turning people into pigs, but there were many things she could not learn.

"Cairo is not safe anyway. If you can't stand it, just come and settle down in Basel."

"Hmph, forget it."

"I'm just worried that you've become an interstellar hunter. Don't do something as high-tech as Cowboy Bebop. It's too dangerous." Cha Bai said firmly, "You and Li Nuo both have the tendency to cause trouble."

"By the way, where is Brother Li?" Victor asked.

Cha Bai: "He said he wanted to challenge a host in order to get the next script."

……

within a certain space.

Hong Quan is a new player joining the team. He is one of the most capable players in the new batch of players in "Endless Corridor".

"Boss! He's here! That guy...the guy you always mention!"

Hong Quan was a little panicked. The visitor was not very famous, but he fit the concept of "legend".

"Don't panic."

"correct."

One by one, the men raised their chins and pointed at the entrance to the space with gloomy and fierce eyes.

Soren, who was in the middle of them, looked up.

The glasses flashed white.

"Just contact Tombstone. There's no need to come here. Besides, I'm in a bad mood right now."

The cane tapped the ground.

"I'm not interested in you with one leg missing."

Li Nuo's eyes were hidden in the shadow of the brim of his hat, looking eerie and creepy.

The air was silent.

At this time, the long-haired man raised his hand: "Long time no see."

Li Nuo replied with a smile: "You are not dead yet~"

Zeref: "What are you guys doing? Cosplaying as Hawkeye and Red Hair?"

Kasim curled his lips and said, "Don't mention it. There are no women in Red Hair's place. Wasn't the team organized by Hawkeye also a group of three?"

Li Nuo smiled and said, "Yes, our Captain Ma does have a bit of 'Bucky the Clown' vibe."

The long-haired man said, "But who owns the role of the sand crocodile? The white-haired girl in your place?"

Zeref said: "I've been to the script of One Piece, and in that script Crocodile has a gender change."

Ya Ke reminded: "Shh... don't make any noise yet."

All of Soran's team members surrounded him, with a chess board in the middle. These guys played chess with a murderous aura. This is the disadvantage of not having women to neutralize masculinity.

Soran and Rifleman were playing chess, and a group of men nearby were placing bets.

"The captain has lost several games in a row and is in a bad mood," said Qasim.

“Tsk…” Soran gritted his teeth.

"I can't help it..." Rifle Brother touched his hair: "I was a rich second-generation when I was young. Before my family went bankrupt, I was hailed as a chess genius..."

"What did I hear..." Li Nuo glanced at Hong Quan.

"newcomer?"

"Hmm..." Hong Quan was a little nervous: "Hmm!"

Li Nuo showed a pitiful look to this guy: You are destined to have no female teammates.

Then he got back to the point and said, "Sauron, how is the [fine rough stone]?"

After he gave Soran the ticket to the Creation Mountain last time, this matter had been delayed for several months.

Soran stopped playing chess and looked up: "Are you going to start the script?"

Li Nuo: "And the things you promised to give us."

Ten [Finger Shaking] skill cards that Card Soren has not yet fulfilled.

“I have the tools to consecrate the [fine rough stone], but there are some problems.”

Soran explained briefly.

Basically, [fine raw stones] become mega stones after being consecrated. This thing is used for super evolution and needs to be used with a mega bracelet.

However, mega stones have corresponding attributes and characteristics. If they do not match, the bracelet cannot activate the stone to evolve "Pokémon".

For example, suppose Malger is a Pokémon. He must have a "shit" type stone to mega evolve. If you use a "perfume" type stone, he will either not evolve or directly degenerate.

"Before your script begins, I will try my best to find all the stones that match the fighting dragons."

Soren snapped his fingers.

“But there’s still a problem.”

Gardevoir came out of the house yawning.

"Gardevoir is an official Pokémon with a mega form, but..."

Soran activated the [mega bracelet] in his hand.

Gardevoir's eyes suddenly widened, full of malice, as if in rejection.

"The rocks of the Genesis Mountain have been attacked by special magic, so they are different from the Pokémon world we know. In short..."

Soren paused.

"The stones of the Creation Mountain will cause your Pokémon to feel pain."

Li Nuo glanced at Gardevoir. This guy was a little hostile to him. It was obvious that if it weren't for the [Gender Change Mint] that Li Nuo made, this Gardevoir would still be a male.

So Li Nuo took out the [Big "Beep" Slap Your Face] from the [Weapon Box] in good preparation and threw it far away in the direction of Gardevoir.

Gardevoir went to pick it up excitedly like a dog.

Li Nuo brushed his hands and said, "It's okay, just give me the things first, I'll figure it out myself."

Soran: "You came here for something else, right? You can't be here to challenge me, right?"

After these words were spoken, the old guys like Rifle Brother and Jellal didn't react much. The newcomer Hong Quan began to get nervous. He had heard about the [Low Blood Ones] and [Critical Ones], although that was an exaggerated version.

Li Nuo: "Yes, challenge."

Soran raised the corner of his mouth: "It seems that he is not someone who is easy to mess with?"

"Please do me a favor..."

Li Nuo took out the wooden sign of [Five Corridor Wars].

"I want to find the staff behind this sign."

(End of this chapter)