As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 423 There is someone on the ceiling!

Li Nuo stood under the street light, holding a world map in his hand. He stared at the map in the dim light of the street lamp and muttered to himself.

A few meters away, Chabai stood next to Rick.

"Sister, we are both elves, please help me say something..."

Rick was completely confused. Asking him to kill Pesca...wasn't that the same as asking him to die?

Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo who was looking at the map in the light.

"Well... I don't think it's reliable either... but he should have his own considerations."

Li Nuo said: "Shut up, I'm measuring the distance with my eyes."

After a few seconds, he put the map away and told Cha Bai and Rick the key information he saw from the map.

——The land area of ​​Adriatic Country is not large, and it appears oblate on the map.

"what?"

Rick stood there stupidly.

"so?"

Li Nuo said happily: "So all you have to do is find a great driver, and he can take you across the country in four hours."

Rick's psychological defenses were collapsing... Was he serious?

Li Nuo tilted his head: "What do you think?"

Because Li Nuo looked kind and had a kind smile, Rick had the illusion that this guy might be easy to talk to.

"Can you not go?"

"I kill you."

"Then I'll go."

Rick accepted it...Even if they didn't assassinate Pesca, their future would be difficult...At worst, they could just escape halfway...Anyway, they didn't have to complete the task entrusted by Li Nuo.

Cha Bai kindly reminded: "I remind you...his eyes seem to be able to read your mind..."

Li Nuo continued: "We are both from the Endless Corridor, and we will meet again sooner or later."

Sooner or later we will meet again...

This is just like when the school bully points at you and says "Come to the bathroom after class"...

"Hey, are you really going to find someone to assassinate Pesca?"

Maljie's voice came from the headset.

"Otherwise? Why keep him if you can kill him? Give him a chance to live longer?"

"Nothing. If you decide so, I will give you the woman who betrayed Pesca later."

At this moment, Maljie was chatting with the eulogist.

The area where Pesca's main body is located is about 300 kilometers away from Malu City. The exact location can only be known after arriving at the scene. Regardless of whether what the woman said is a scam or not, at least you can try it.

Li Nuo felt that the woman was telling the truth. She really wanted to rebel against Pesca. Firstly, it might be for freedom, and secondly, Maljie's painting style was indeed too unique.

"Anyway, meet up at the hotel later."

Maljie left a message and hung up the phone.

Now Li Nuo had to solve the problem of how to find a good driver... He took out a ticket very reluctantly...

boom--!
The engine roars.

A strawberry-shaped truck crashed through the space-time rift and appeared.

Rick rubbed his eyes and said, "Oh my gosh, strawberry truck?"

Chabai: "..."

When the car door opened a little, Li Nuo put the [Albers Seal] on himself.

The moment the car door was completely opened, Li Nuo raised his chin and shouted arrogantly to the guy who walked out of the car: "Will it be of any use if I kneel down to you!"

The next second, the enraged gorilla driver rushed forward, smashed Li Nuo's two layers of shields, and pinned him to the ground.

The gorilla driver has not been seen for a long time.

Li Nuo didn't want to see it at all.

Li Nuo: "Brother, I told you that if things really don't work out, we can just kneel down and serve you. There's no need for that... You won't kill me..."

The gorilla held up a wooden sign that read: "I've been a laughing stock since my car was fucked by a dragon. Clear my name!"

Li Nuo: “Puff…!”

If [Emile's mask] was not broken, he would be able to see that the gorilla driver's name had changed from "Tough Guy" to "Long*Tian".

Then the gorilla changed the sign again: "The total cost of repairing my car..."

Swish-!
Li Nuo took out a photo from under the gorilla's kua.

"Brother, little idiot, the main reason why I haven't shown up these days is that I helped you investigate who took your dick away, little idiot, and I actually found the murderer."

The biggest reward from the trip to "Creation Mountain" is a bunch of dicks.

This includes the gorilla driver's dick.

Cairo-kun, who appeared with the long-haired man and Prometheus' group, was the culprit who stole the gorilla driver's dick.

Li Nuo will not sit idly by, he plans to betray Mr. Cairo at any time.

Such as now.

The gorilla driver took the photo with some suspicion.

It rose from Li Nuo.

Li Nuo breathed a sigh of relief. This gorilla put more pressure on him than Cha Bai.

Then he added rudely: "Brother, I promise there's no problem. If the murderer is not the person in the photo, I will give my dick..."

boom!
Cha Bai suddenly rushed over and pressed his face to the ground.

She lip-read: It's strange that I only have a lamp, and you want to change it to an electric drill!

I didn’t want to change the electric drill... Li Nuo had his mouth on the ground and couldn’t make excuses.

At this time, the gorilla driver suddenly threw the photo on the ground, stomped on the photo in frustration, leaving cracks on the road surface, and roared while beating his feet and stamping his chest!

This guy recognized the Cairo alien in the photo as the culprit who took his dick.

Li Nuo sat up and watched the show with a smile: "The gorilla escaped from the zoo~"

The gorilla driver held up a sign: "All the money you owe me for repairing my car is forgiven. Tell me where it is."

Li Nuo: "Is your dick worth just that little money to repair the car?"

Gorilla Driver: "Dicks are priceless."

Cha Bai: "Don't be so cocky so late at night..."

Gorilla Driver: "If your dick was taken away from you, you wouldn't say that about me."

Cha Bai: "I don't have a dick..."

Li Nuo: "But you have a light."

Boom!
"what!"

"Shut up."

Under the night sky, at a crossroads, in an empty street, the priest, the nun, and the gorilla were arguing fiercely...

Rick narrowed his eyes. As an elf, he was considered a relatively noble one. But now, Li Nuo, the gorilla and Cha Bai had made his mind full of the word "dick".

Li Nuo stood up and sat in the gorilla's pink strawberry car. He shook out Mikram's minced meat from it, held one of Mikram's arms and looked at the people outside the car with a smile on his face.

"Let's talk about it after we get in the car."

Not long after they left, a woman in the neighboring house called the police.

"There's a gorilla that escaped from the zoo... the kind that can drive a car..."

……

On the way, Li Nuo told the gorilla driver what happened.

He needs the gorilla to do both the duties of driver and bodyguard, and although it would be a bit tiring, considering the dick issue, the gorilla driver decided to help him.

"We're going to pick up two people at the hotel. One of them knows the general location of Pesca."

"My teammate..." Rick was stunned before he could finish his words. He saw Li Nuo taking Mikram's wife out of his body.

"Cha Bai, help me wrap this woman up and burn her into ashes late at night and bury her."

"it is good."

The asphalt road is very flat and the car does not shake.

"You... aren't going?"

Rick suddenly asked a stupid question.

"Why are we going? We have to complete the World War mission." Li Nuo explained, "Our main storyline is related to Pesca. We might get some unexpected gains if we kill Pesca, but we don't have time."

He didn't say that Rick and his group of "Endless Corridor" players would be quickly wiped out if they encountered a large number of players from other corridors, so it would be better for them to put down their main business and do a side job.

The only variable here is whether Rick and his friends will be eliminated and forced out of the script if they cannot get on the train tomorrow morning.

"Dude... do you really think we can do this?"

Rick asked suddenly.

He also knew that the gorilla driver was from Cairo, but he still didn't believe that he and his teammates could defeat the cult leader Pesca.

Li Nuo didn't want to say anything extra, so he said, "If you succeed, I'll find a place for you to stay."

Rick: “What?”

Li Nuo took out a teacup, unscrewed the lid, blew air into it and said, "Sauron Lee, do you know him?"

How could Rick not know him? He was the player that their captain Saburo Fukushima had been talking about for a long time.

"That... frail swordsman who can hold up the heavens and the earth?"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai were stunned. In their minds, wasn’t Sauron just a four-eyed thug?
"what?"

"Well, that's what our captain said."

"what……"

"Isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Li Nuo echoed: "If you succeed in surviving, I will extradite you to Sauron."

Rick smiled bitterly.

"I have to believe it even if I don't."

Li Nuo smiled... Soran was looking for elite players to form a team. If this guy named Rick could succeed in the assassination, this resume would be enough for him to extort a large sum of money from Soran.

"I have three teammates left, they are nearby..." Rick looked at his teammates' panel and said, "Hey, buddy, please do me a favor."

Li Nuo: "Reject."

Rick: “I haven’t said that yet.”

"Ha..." Cha Bai took a deep breath: "I can guess that you want us to help you get revenge."

Rick didn't answer, which was considered as his consent.

The members of their team usually had a good relationship and could be considered good friends. They didn't feel any emotion when they were alive, but now that their teammates have died, they finally came back to feel the helplessness and pain.

"I will keep a few of those guys who killed your team to give you motivation for revenge in the future."

The way Li Nuo spoke really sounded like a priest who was guiding the dawn to the mourners.

In fact, he was thinking: If Rick and his team joined Soran's team, Soran would definitely avenge his teammates. After the revenge, Soran would be grateful to him for being the guide. Then he could make a fortune again.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

Rick didn't pay attention to Li Nuo's insidiousness and just lowered his head.

"After I came to the corridor, I quickly acquired the elven physique. At that time, I thought I was the most powerful one among them. At the beginning, it was indeed like that. Later, when I saw the truly powerful guys... I just accepted my fate."

He looked out the window at the receding scenery.

"Revenge... I'll try, but I also know that I should accept my fate."

Snapped.

Li Nuo shot Rick with Mikram's bone fragments.

"Bullshit, there is no such thing."

Rick looked up and saw an unprecedented seriousness on Li Nuo's face. Even though they had only met briefly, he couldn't believe that such serious words came out of Li Nuo's mouth.

"What did you say?"

"You can't tell the result without trying anywhere."

Li Nuo was very serious, without any ulterior motives. Rick couldn't understand this guy, but he felt warm in his heart.

The car braked suddenly and Li Nuo bumped into Cha Bai. Cha Bai stepped on the chair to stop the inertia.

The gorilla driver held up a sign: "We're here."

The car stopped in the alley behind the hotel. The driver stayed in the car. After the rest of the people got out, there were a few thugs squatting on the roadside smoking outside.

A gangster whistled at Cha Bai, and their eyes lit up. If it was a weak girl, she might not be able to walk out of the alley today.

Li Nuo pulled out a knife and cut off their heads, arranged them in a circle, and wrote a kill notice related to the "Undead Church" on the ground.

There was no deep meaning behind his doing this, he just wanted to do it.

There was a dark shadow above his head, and Die landed silently behind him.

"Mr. Li, you are killing innocent people again~"

Die was carrying a large sack, and in the sack was the singer of the "Church of the Undead" who had fallen in love with Maljie.

Li Nuo contacted Die on the way here and asked her to meet up with Maljie and bring out the singer as well.

"Done."

Li Nuo licked his lips. All the members of the Suicide Squad had arrived.

Seeing Die appear, Cha Bai put on tactical goggles and covered her eyes with an eye mask, otherwise others would see her glaring at Li Nuo. "Mr. Li, there seems to be an orangutan in the car..." Die's eyes widened, and everyone was panicking: "Is the orangutan driving?"

Li Nuo said to Die, "Let the singing officer lead the way for you to kill an old fellow named Pesca."

Die shrugged her shoulders and said nonchalantly, "Brother Ma said that he had already given this woman a truth serum. She didn't lie, so she can be brought along."

Maljie also sent news to Li Nuo about this woman... These people have absorbed the power of Castlevania and have the physique of vampires. Their lifespan is endless, but they have no combat power. In fact, the appearance of the Singer is a hidden line for the players, because only by finding her can the quest line to assassinate Pesca be triggered. Pesca is not afraid of anyone finding his real body, apparently because it is extremely dangerous there.

What Li Nuo cares about is that the whole thing is related to "Castlevania".

He still remembered Shanoya's reminder on the train that the next step of this script might face a situation more complicated than the "Conjunction of the Celestial Spheres".

The sound of the car door opening interrupted his thoughts.

Die threw the sack into the trunk and said with interest, "Let me make it clear first, you'll have to pay me extra for taking up my precious summer vacation."

Li Nuo handed her a piece of paper.

"I'll give it to you."

Die nodded and smiled as she hooked her arm around Rick's shoulders.

"Then let's go~"

She looked like a lively young girl, without any trace of the life she had experienced on the edge of a knife.

All members of the suicide squad got in the car, and before the ape driver stepped on the accelerator, he took out a sign that read: "I will protect them."

The wheels rolled, and the pink truck became the size of a sesame seed in the blink of an eye, slowly disappearing in the silent city.

Cha Bai slapped Li Nuo on the back of his head, and his hat fell to the ground.

"Don't you want her to get too involved?"

She must be talking about the butterfly.

Li Nuo picked up his hat, feeling worried.

"This girl is too curious and capable... so she is reckless and causes trouble everywhere... She claims to be a cook, but she is a killer who has been doing this for so long that she can't just give it up. The world she lives in is not safe to begin with, and our side is even less safe. If she keeps doing this, sooner or later she will die somewhere and no one will come to collect her body."

Cha Bai straightened his hat.

"You can just tell her no."

Li Nuo raised the brim of his hat and pulled Cha Bai's hand away.

"I've been through her age before. At that age, people think they are the most capable and treat whatever others say as bullshit. Unless they really encounter some danger, as Aunt Wang upstairs said, you can't say anything when a child is old enough. You have to let society hit her on the head before she knows the pain."

Cha Bai felt that these words were more suitable for Li Nuo himself, but after thinking about it, he decided not to say anything more.

She grabbed Li Nuo.

"Let's go quickly. There are police and mafia nearby. If we attract the evil cult, we'll have to kill people again... I'm tired today."

"Oh, don't worry."

Li Nuo smiled with his eyes wide open: "Just now the gorilla driver was messing around outside for a long time. He must have been seen by someone. If I were a nearby resident, I would call the police. In addition, Rick and his group are players and also sacrifices of the cult...so the police and the cult will definitely pay attention to them."

Cha Bai narrowed his eyes: "Li Nuo..."

Li Nuo continued, "Brother Orangutan's strawberry truck is so eye-catching. It only needs to hang around on the street for a while, hehehe..."

……

ten minutes later……

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Rick held his head and screamed.

His three teammates had already gotten in the car, and everyone was confused.

There was a loud sound of sirens behind the car as the police locked onto the gorilla that could drive. No matter where the gorilla came from, for safety reasons the police officers could not just sit back and let the gorilla drive.

In the dark alleys of the block, several black cars emerged, with members of the cult sitting in the cars.

"Find the location of the sacrifice, and there is a gorilla that can drive..."

The driver in the car was talking on the communicator:
“What… I’m telling the truth, you’ll see when you come and see, it’s a truck in the shape of a strawberry… Anyway, stop talking nonsense and come here!”

In the strawberry truck.

Die was clinging to the rear window with a laugh, the singer was lying in a sack, having been knocked unconscious, all the players were confused, only the gorilla driver was driving calmly.

"Mr. Li, you are plotting against me again..."

She withdrew her gaze and took out the white paper that Li Nuo gave her from her pocket.

Inside was a broken piece of the [Shilipo Sword God Card] and a note that read "Give it to those four idiots, they will know how to use it."

Then there is a blank piece of paper, a contract.

The contract between Li Nuo and Die is very simple. He contacts Die through postcards. The girl will draw up a price and exchange the gold coins for the banknotes Die needs. Then Li Nuo can choose to write a contract or not.

This time Li Nuo wrote it.

——"If you encounter danger, you can terminate the contract and leave here at any time, and the commission will not be deducted."

Die crumpled the note into a ball and stuffed it into her pocket. She was so happy that she felt that Li Nuo was a dishonest and extremely weird person.

"If it weren't for Sister Cha, I would really want to dig your heart out to see what it looks like..."

At this moment, there was a sudden emergency brake, and the police car that had been finally shaken off appeared in sight again.

Everyone looked at the driver...all confused.

Rick asked, "Brother, why did you stop the car?"

The gorilla held up the sign.

"red light."

The car was full of shouting and cursing, but only Die found it funny. She decided to take a good look at these alien guys and was ready to dig out Pesca's heart.

At this time, a player risked getting injured and climbed out of the car window, carrying a rocket launcher, and blew up the police car behind.

The wind is howling.

Fire rolled into the night sky.

Phil was standing in a room, looking at them from the window, and said with a smile, "The Endless Corridor?"

Pink strawberry vans streamed across the asphalt.

The guys in the car were holding guns and destroyed all the traffic lights they saw. Everywhere they passed was left with bullet holes. To outsiders, they looked like desperadoes, but in fact, this was the style of the players.

Just like that... this strange team led by the gorilla, with the killer girl as the vice-captain, the traitor as the navigator, and the player as the meat shield... set off.

……

At the same time, a hotel.

Maljie booked a private room here, intending to find a place to rest and decide the future of the mechanical cult in this world.

The technological level of this country is roughly equivalent to that of the real world in the 20s, but its moral standards and public security are rather outrageous. In a place like Malu City, there is almost nothing you can't do as long as you have money.

For example, this hotel... As long as you spend enough money, you can ask the chef to carry a kitchen knife and clear out the private room you like. However, such violent behavior cannot be used on upper-class people. It is said that the shareholder behind this hotel is the new mayor of Malu City, who is not clean either. His purpose in clearing out the dark forces in the city as soon as possible is to place his own cronies in.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai were stunned when they entered the room.

In the simply decorated private room, a dozen people were sitting around a large table, and the one sitting facing the door must be Maljie.

Maljie's painting style is very out of place now, and the phantom of a rose will pop up when he smiles.

Cha Bai asked quietly, "What's his style?"

Li Nuo used his professional knowledge to search the inventory in his mind: "The Overlord's Lover, Mayu Shinjo."

Everyone in the room looked good.

Li Nuo took a contract from Maljie and understood the reason... Let me tell you the result first, he wanted to beat Maljie to death.

Maljie wanted to pack up the dozen or so men in the agency and make them gigolos. Led by the handsome man, everyone accepted it happily. They lacked love and needed love, even motherly love.

"The Cowherd Group?"

"Hmph, I checked and there are no gigolos in this country, so I signed a contract with the owner of a brothel."

At first the brothel owner disagreed, but after Malger and Victor cut off two of his fingers, he had no choice but to agree.

In fact, Maljie’s purpose is to fulfill the team’s mission of “preaching”.

The system should change the direction of the team's mission according to the player's current behavior. Now Ma Ge has a face like a girl's comic book. He thinks that if he sets up a gigolo group, perhaps the target of his missionary work will become all women.

This is why Li Nuo wanted to beat him to death.

Being a cowherd was one of his dreams. When he recovered from a serious illness, the first thing he did was to find a way to get himself a fake certificate as a cowherd. Now that Cha Bai is around, he is destined to have no chance of being a cowherd.

Li Nuo was so angry that he shivered.

All the male compatriots around him have had connections with gigolos, except him... He glanced at Cha Bai who was crossing his long legs and thought, what a damn gigolo, go eat shit!

"So... you booked a private room just to get a gigolo group?"

"Not at all."

Malj raised an eyebrow.

"It's the calm before the storm, take a break."

As the captain, Maljie believed that it was his obligation to make Li Nuo's brain stop from time to time, and also his obligation to stop Cha Bai from running outside and hitting people with a hammer.

However, Li Nuo and Cha Bai's thoughts were elsewhere.

Cha Bai is worried about Die.

Li Nuo was looking at the panel rewards that had been settled not long ago.

First, the rewards for killing all the cultists who are chasing them:

[Side quest completed: First contact with the cult]

[Mission Difficulty: lv30~lv70 (crossed out)]

[Task Difficulty: lv75]

[Mission details: Escape. At least the police won’t notice you, but you’ve already been targeted. I’m talking about you, all of you players (crossed out)]

[Mission details: The cleaners have noticed you, the mission difficulty has increased, and the rewards have increased]

[Task Reward: 30000 Experience Points, 2 Characteristic Points, Race Upgrade Badge]

……

[Race Upgrade Badge +2]

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: Slightly increase the speed of race advancement]

[Brief description: Xiao Ming put on the badge and went from being a poor man to a rich second generation]

……

This dark grey round badge, the size of a fingernail, is extremely plain and has no carvings. At first glance, it looks like a button.

Killing the Scavengers did not increase the percentage of racial advancement.

Li Nuo was a little bothered by this, but he had thought that it was related to "Castlevania" and that a large number of monsters would come to give experience points soon, so he didn't pay too much attention to it.

He is only 15% away from bringing the "Blood Witcher" race to the branching point of promotion. For Li Nuo now, this is more important than upgrading.

So the badge makes sense.

The same is true for Cha Bai, but Cha Bai does not want to be promoted to the elf race for the time being, as she is afraid that growing pointed ears will affect her appearance.

In addition, there is a reward.

[The second step of the mission, finding the correct way to board the train, has been completed]

[Task Reward: 20000 experience points, each player gets a random weapon card*1]

Li Nuo redeems [Random Weapon Card].

The description shows a random weapon that matches the player's style.

Li Nuo doubted whether he would pull out a sword that would cause blood loss. It was not that he did not want a sword. Holding a sword like Sauron did did make him look cool, but he preferred the Miao Dao... Moreover, the cane was too convenient to use. The cane's attack modes included short sticks, rapiers, and a deformed whip as a means of restraint. Li Nuo was ready to let this cane become his tombstone. In short, weapons are like women. You will never change them even if you die.

"Match my weapon..."

Li Nuo frowned.

"It can't be a bomb."

Thinking of this, he activated [Emperor of Europe Burst] and immediately drew out his weapon.

A water gun that looked like a joke appeared in his hand.

[The prank pistol of the naughty child]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Equipment requirements: Chaotic Neutral or below]

[Effect: Only one bullet. After firing, it will cause 100% damage to the extremely dangerous creatures around it (who think their lives are in danger) (undefended, a small amount of vitality will be forcibly deducted). Automatically replenish one bullet every twelve hours]

[Brief description: Mr. Roger was about to commit suicide because of bankruptcy. He stood by the windowsill and felt a kind of fear... So he stayed by the windowsill, holding the water gun his son picked up outside. After a night, he still felt that death was so scary. The windowsill seemed to be a demon that could kill him at any time. It was so scary... He became more and more scared. At this time, the door of the house opened. It turned out that his wife thought he was not at home and came in with her lover. Roger was furious. He planned to take his wife away before he died. Subconsciously, he used the water gun as a real gun and pulled the trigger at his wife... The God of Death looked at the death report of the ghost in front of him and decided to send him to heaven... He was too pitiful.]

Li Nuo ignored the brief description. He wanted to try out whether this water gun was a powerful product or just a children's toy.

So he took out his homemade alchemical bomb.

Maljie was stunned.

Li Nuo looked him in the eye and threw the bomb.

Maljie panicked. The power of the alchemical bomb was comparable to that of [Explosive Phantom Light Break], and he felt the danger.

Before Cha Bai could stop him, Li Nuo shot Maljie... Using companions to experiment with weapons is part of their corporate culture. Li Nuo had stepped into a shit pit, been hit in the face by an explosion, and had his head chopped off by a folding axe by a mechanical lifeform more than once.

The bullet jumped out of the gun barrel...

The bullet floated slowly in the air.

Everyone looked at the bullet as if it were a magic trick.

Then, the bullet suddenly accelerated, turned a corner and rushed towards the roof!

There was a loud bang and the ceiling was pierced.

Then a woman's heart-wrenching roar came from the ceiling:
"Pippen! Pippen! Don't die!"

(End of this chapter)