As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 424 Idiots

The screams from the ceiling were particularly shrill, like killing a chicken.

"Pippen... don't die..."

"Pippen!"

Li Nuo and the others looked up.

Cha Bai tapped Li Nuo's shoulder and said, "You seem to have killed someone."

Li Nuo shook his head: "I'm not sincere, and you should feel it carefully..."

The gun he just drew would only attack those who were in danger, and throwing the bomb at Marge was just to make him feel dangerous so that he could test the gun.

But the bullet hit the ceiling, indicating that the person shouting... might be watching them.

The sound from the ceiling stopped.

A group of guys from the office looked at Li Nuo.

"died?"

"Murderer."

Li Nuo glared at them: "How dare you, a murderer, talk about me!"

At this time...

"Pippen?"

There came another sound from the ceiling.

"Aita...don't cry."

It seems that Pippen is not dead yet.

"But you're bleeding."

"No, Etta, we will bleed sooner or later..."

At this time, a waitress in a red uniform pushed the door in with a professional smile.

"Gentlemen, I am sorry...your drinks order..."

"Shh!"

Everyone hushed the waiter in dissatisfaction, indicating silence.

"Pippen... can you hear me..."

There was another sound coming from the ceiling.

Waiter: “This is…”

Li Nuo: "Be quiet..."

Malger: "Silence..."

Cha Bai: "Sit here..."

Everyone: “Shh…”

then……

"Eta, I think I saw my mother."

"No, Pippen, it's me."

"Listen, Eta, the bullet has penetrated deep into my bone marrow, and it seems I can't do anything about it."

"Why...why is this happening...Pippen!"

"Don't cry."

"No! I'll take the bullet out for you, let's stop the bleeding, we have to survive!"

"It can't be taken out... because the bullet's name is 'Aita' and it has entered my heart."

"Pippen~!"

"Aita..."

downstairs……

Everyone stared at the bullet holes in the ceiling with confused eyes.

Li Nuo took out a teacup, poured a cup for Cha Bai, and then gulped it down.

They all didn't know why, but after listening to the voices above, they became less aggressive.

"But... Pippen... I'm alone, how can I survive?"

"Aita, it's okay. Remember, you have to complete your final mission and then live well..."

Li Nuo screwed the lid of the teacup on.

mission?

"In that case, use it."

"Pippen, that's..."

"Aita, before I die, I hope to see you find someone to back you up... so as long as you complete your mission."

"But I can't bear to see you die."

"Everyone is mortal, Aita. As long as I exist in your heart, I am alive."

"Um……"

"Stop crying, Etta, and take out that thing."

clap clap clap...

There was a noise on the ceiling, as if there were mice.

"This Aladdin's magic lamp is a rubbish item. Does it really work?"

"Etta, you have to believe in miracles."

"Then I made a wish... to find the one that Brump mentioned, Li Nuo."

Li Nuo picked up a chair and smashed it against the ceiling... With a bang, the ceiling cracked and a lot of dust fell down.

An employee of the office was the first to pull out a gun, and everyone was on standby.

The waiter covered his mouth in surprise: "Sir... Sir... You are sent by the hotel opposite to cause trouble..."

At this time, the attic on the ceiling came into everyone's sight.

Pippen is on the ground, Etta is holding an Aladdin lamp, and the idiot couple is sitting there, and they look down and see a dozen guys with guns and knives staring at them.

The handsome man frowned: "It's them..."

Marger: “Who?”

The handsome man said, "Before you, Lord Evil God, asked me to book a private room, I met these two idiots. They were making trouble at the entrance of the hotel. I gave them some money and asked them to find a place to eat..."

So they're here?

Maljie and the handsome man looked at each other. The moment these two extremely handsome guys looked at each other, Li Nuo felt like he was watching a BL comic.

"Li Nuo, don't be distracted."

Chabai reminded.

Li Nuo walked to the front and had the worst look on his face.

Their eyes crossed.

Aita suddenly took out a "wanted warrant".

"It's him...it's him, it's him!"

Pippen sat up, took out a monocle from his pocket, locked his eyes on Li Nuo, and stood up in surprise after seeing the data.

"Found it! It's you!"

The wanted poster in Etta's hand is similar to the bounty in the world of Love Thief.

【Missing Person Reward】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: Draw the person you are looking for, and fate will bring you together]

[Brief description: You will indeed encounter it, but one of them might be dead by the time you encounter it, so this thing is a low-quality product, why is its quality "ordinary"... As a list, its corners can be used as blades]

Everyone looked at Li Nuo, including Maljie.

That look seemed to be saying: What sin have you committed?

Cha Bai took out a piece of paper and a pen from Li Nuo's arms and wrote: "These two are ridiculously powerful."

Looking at this idiotic couple, Li Nuo bit his lip. They were indeed incredibly powerful... They both exuded magical factors and could hide their aura and smell. Even demon hunters couldn't find their traces.

The idiot couple from the "Sky Corridor" defeated Brup and qualified for the competition. On the surface, they do seem to be a pair of eccentric guys, but one should not judge a person by his appearance.

With Li Nuo looking like that, who would have thought he would kill people without blinking an eye; with Maerjie looking like that, who would have thought he would play with shit; with Cha Bai looking like that, who would have thought she had a sex doll system.

The same logic also makes sense for the two in front of us.

"that……"

Li Nuo pointed at Pippen.

"Weren't you about to die just now?"

Pippen thought about it and suddenly fell down.

"Yes...I am going to die..."

"But you don't have to die now, Pippen! Because we have found someone to back us up! You don't have to die!"

Etta excitedly helped her husband up.

Pippen pondered.

"Yes, we have found a backer."

So Pippen pulled the bullet out of the wound on his neck and threw it away. A stream of air rushed out of his body, stopping the bleeding from the wound.

This action already indicates that this person is extraordinary.

The player's physical recovery ability will not be as strong as that of the Cairo people, unless they have some skills. [Rescuer] saves others, and a few people have the skills to heal themselves, but that is difficult to obtain. In any corridor, treatment is an extremely rare means. Even if Cha Bai masters the magic of healing, he dare not use it rashly, because the magic power consumed is reduced by a percentage, and the restriction is very strong.

Pippen didn't seem to consume any magic power, indicating that this guy is a precious medical player.

[Emile's Mask] is broken now and the couple's data cannot be seen, so Li Nuo can only make the above speculation.

"Can you please come down first?" Li Nuo asked, "Tell me what's going on?"

Peace returned to the private room.

There are just two more plates and knives and forks.

Li Nuo took the hairpin from Cha Bai's head and used it as chopsticks to pick up noodles.

Everyone was listening to Etta and Pippen explaining why they were there.

...This matter is not complicated, but it is very accidental...

The couple went to the bakery to buy something and met Die who had just come out of the bakery.

Then, Die felt something was wrong, because there was no aura on Eta, or rather, she could block her own aura, so even Die, as a killer, could not detect her existence.

Considering that Li Nuo and his team were hostile to a group of strange guys, Die felt that this couple might be the ones who were hostile to Li Nuo and his team, so...

Die bit the blade and wanted to kill them...

later……

Cha Bai misunderstood that Li Nuo was beaten, so he destroyed the sewer, causing the ground to shake. Die had to change her target and go find Li Nuo and his friends. At that time, the couple showed Die the way...

It was only after Die ran away that Pippen realized his wallet was missing.

The couple collapsed and felt they were starving to death.

At that time, Maljie asked the handsome man to find a restaurant and book a private room. After receiving the order, the handsome man found a hotel across the street and met the couple there. The handsome man felt annoyed by the two guys' noise, so he gave them some money and recommended the couple to eat in this hotel, on the grounds that there were affordable dishes in the hotel, and there were gunfire everywhere today, and only this restaurant with strong connections behind it was safe.

After all, the handsome man evolved from a mechanical life form and essentially retains the element of "kindness". If you ask him to hire a killer, that's fine, but if you ask him to kill a chicken with his own hands, he will be in a very difficult situation. These are the guys who jumped out of the world of "NieR".

Back to later...

later……

Li Nuo asked Die to find Maljie, who was chopping off the fingers of the brothel owner at that time.

So Maljie asked Die to wait for him in the hotel private room.

After Die went there, the idiot couple felt that the female killer who had been chasing them before came again. The two idiots thought they were discovered, so they ran away.

While running, they saw the back of a handsome man and wanted to approach him to chat with him, but they saw Maljie, who had a different style.

Out of curiosity, the two guys hid in the attic above the private room, just to avoid the butterfly...

And then……

Li Nuo fired a shot...

Pippen was shot.

After going around in a circle, we return to the starting point.

There were some incidents in the middle, such as when the couple was looking for a restaurant and killed an awakened cleaner, but this is not important...

……

The private room was completely silent.

Everyone, including the waiter who came in, stared at each other... Oh, by the way, they changed to a bigger table...

Finally, Cha Bai asked, "Are you sure it's not from the Endless Corridor?"

The couple looked like idiots from the comedy world.

Etta crossed her arms and pouted angrily: "Don't you dare say that about Pippen? If you say that about him again, I will be rude to you."

Li Nuo: "You try it."

Cha Bai held him down and smiled at Aita: "Sorry..."

Maljie, who was sitting next to Li Nuo, asked curiously, "How did you two get together?"

Brother Ma is very surprised. It is a blessing for these two rare things to become a pair.

Speaking of this...the couple became interested.

Etta: "Pippen, you say~"

Pippen coughed lightly...

"Hum~"

Everyone quieted down with the intention of listening for fun.

"We met during the 'newcomer screening', when everyone distanced themselves from us, but we were the only two who passed that test."

Cha Bai frowned, something was wrong.

"Pippen, no, I remember saving a guy."

"Sorry... I forgot. I'll reorganize my words."

"I didn't expect that we would meet again the second time I entered the script, and after a few interactions, we decided to team up."

Cha Bai felt something was particularly wrong...

She sat next to Li Nuo, and Maljie was on the other side of Li Nuo. The two of them were silent. A storm was coming...

"Later I found out that Etta and I had some connection when we were kids. We lived just one street away from each other, which means we were childhood sweethearts... ahem... and then..."

"Pippen, you're annoying~"

"Anyway...I like Etta."

Pippen held Etta's hand.

He looked at Cha Bai.

"Even a stunning beauty like you is not even one thousandth as beautiful as Etta in my eyes."

"Pippen, I know I'm not as good as her, but even if I'm not as good as her, I'm still half as good as her."

"Aita, you are half a step away from being a beauty."

"Pippen!"

The corners of Cha Bai's mouth slightly lifted up. She was happy to be praised. Her favorability towards the idiot couple was maxed out, so she reminded them: "Um... should we stop here..."

Etta pouted: "Well, there are obviously many more, but they are really not the main point. For example, my current job as a nurse is actually the inspiration that Pippen gave me when I was a child..."

Cha Bai: "It's over..."

Pippen: "Etta, stop talking, others will be... jealous..."

"Pippen~"

"Aita~"

"Marjie, I'll fuck your ancestors!"

"Go to hell, Mr. Li!"

Li Nuo and Maljie started fighting without any warning...

In the end, it was Cha Bai who held them both down and quickly changed the subject.

"You said you wanted to find Li Nuo, what's going on!"

She spoke very quickly, fearing that Li Nuo under her butt and Maljie who was pinned on the table would break free. The two might start a killing spree.

Etta took out a photo.

Cha Bai widened his eyes: "This..."

Li Nuo and Maljie's pupils turned away, and they both became quiet the moment they saw the photo.

In the photo, Brum was tied to a chair and wearing only his underwear.

"what happened?"

Li Nuo was shocked.

Brupu was stripped naked and tied to a chair?

Even he and Soran couldn't do it, although they wanted to.

"Brup and we had a scenario in which we played a fighting match, and we didn't follow the rules of martial arts and beat him up!" Etta struck a strongman pose: "Hehe, I didn't expect that after winning, Broup would say to himself, 'It's over, I can't go to the world war', so he wanted us to bring a message."

Pippen added: "He said there are two very dangerous people, one named Li Nuo and the other named Soren, who will treat us like fools and kill us. For safety reasons, he has something to tell you."

Etta nodded: "It's very frustrating, but we are not stupid..."

Pippen: "Prejudice is a mountain."

The more they thought about it, the angrier they became, and their magic power exploded in an instant!

The whole house was shaking.

Li Nuo and Maljie forgot their grudges and were so frightened that sweat broke out on their temples.

Chabai quickly took the photo and asked, "What does Brum have to say?"

Etta withdrew her magic and clicked on the photos.

"We forgot... Let him speak for himself."

"How to say?"

"Li Nuo?"

"what?"

Li Nuo looked curiously at Pippen who called his name, and the latter made a please gesture.

"If you believe us, just take a look at the photo."

Cha Bai whispered, "They can believe it."

Maljie sneered: "Miss Chabai believed them because she was praised as stunningly beautiful, right?"

Chabai glared at him.

The evil god turned his head away in front of the believers and whispered, "Humph, I'm sorry."

The handsome guys all started to get curious about what the heck the Mechanical Cult was, why the evil god was like a mascot, why a cult had to set up a gigolo group, why the nun looked like the boss, and why the missionary priest looked like the protagonist.

They can only digest these questions themselves in the future life.

Li Nuo took the photo. He didn't believe Cha Bai. He really believed that the group of hot-blooded idiots in "Sky Corridor" were really straightforward.

In the photo... Pippen and Etta suddenly appeared.

This photo moves.

In the photo, Pippen and Etta are talking about something, but it may be muted because there is no speaker.

Brump raised his head listlessly. There was a turtle painted on this guy's strong chest muscles. It was Pippen's masterpiece.

Brump opened his mouth to speak.

But I can't hear it.

Li Nuo frowned.

"Can't hear you."

He looked up and saw Etta and Pippen standing up and leaning against the wall, both with guilty smiles on their faces.

At this moment, Li Nuo had a bad feeling...

Brump suddenly came out of the photo. He squeezed his face out of the photo and grabbed Li Nuo's collar with one hand.

"Can you hear me?"