As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 565 Xiao Wu: Am I beautiful?

[Side quest completed: WWE]

[Quest Reward: Experience Points 300000, Steel Soul Doctrine*1]

Li Nuo and the other three sat on the chairs, all speechless.

Silence spreads like a virus.

God knows why the speedrun script can connect so many things.

Ultimately, it was all caused by Malger's mechanical cult.

"Huh, I'm so proud."

Ma Ge looked out the window, the sunlight hit his face, and he felt as if his silhouette, like that of God, was illuminating the carriage.

Li Nuo threw his cane over and hit him on the head, bringing Malger back to reality.

Li Nuo: "Can you please stop using that evil cult of yours?"

Maljie: "I can't do anything about it. God only points them in the right direction. They have to forge their own path in the future. As a God, I can only bless them behind the scenes."

Cha Bai: "And your church caused the world to collapse, right?"

The air suddenly became quiet again.

"Miss Cha Bai...give me some face."

"No, your mechanical cult is really evil."

As we were talking, the train arrived at the station.

After returning to Basel, Chabai and Maljie sorted out their gains.

In addition to the rewards, Li Nuo got a bunch of incomprehensible [Guiding Beads] from the mayor, and Maljie got a [Bank Black Card] from a rich girl by making a cute dog face. The former needs to be sorted out, and the latter can be used to exchange for gold coins.

Li Nuo sat in front of the tombstone and looked around. He wanted to see if Taoist Wang had returned, as he wanted to talk to Wang Li about some things.

But it is obvious that there is no news about Wang Li for the time being.

Li Nuo's face was a little solemn. He hoped that Master Wang was still alive. A healthy and friendly [Critical Person] meant a lot to him.

"What's wrong?" Cha Bai noticed that something was wrong with him.

"Nothing." Li Nuo wanted to wait a little longer.

"Go home and boil some water and cook dinner. We are getting married today, and you have to show your appreciation," said Cha Bai.

Li Nuo was startled: "Ah?"

Cha Bai nodded: "Yes."

Maljie glanced at him and felt a little sorry for Li Nuo.

"I'll be back later then."

After Li Nuo returned to the real world, the first thing he did was not to cook, but to sit in front of the computer chair with lightning speed, open the mailbox, search for the latest emails, and only after seeing the latest updates of "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu" did he breathe a sigh of relief.

He loves this naughty comic too much.

Li Nuo also deleted all of Cha Bai's travel records.

Especially the wedding dresses in the shopping cart, they are too expensive. Li Nuo has never had the courage to clear them all out. Now it's okay. After all, the biggest benefit of the wedding without an audience for Li Nuo is still... saving money.

"Hehe, you proposed to me, don't regret it."

Li Nuo spoke to himself in a mean voice and went out to buy groceries without realizing it. On the way, he played a game of chess with two uncles, but lost. So he got angry and told an aunt about the dark history of the uncle who beat him. The aunt was the uncle's wife.

Amidst the quarrel, Li Nuo happily left the chess and card room carrying a shopping bag. Today, the Warrior of Light revealed the dark side of an old man by playing chess, and he was proud.

Two hours later.

He went home with a bag of chive boxes.

A police officer saw him on the road and greeted him. Li Nuo was a "big star" in the eyes of the police officers.

"Xiao Nuo, so many chive boxes?"

Li Nuo chewed the box and nodded.

"Well, no."

"I don't want it..." The policeman was curious: "You bought thirty chive boxes...what do you want to do?"

Li Nuo shows the "oysters" in another plastic bag.

"Tonight I have to think about the good times and the bad times."

“That’s not how the word is used.”

"You don't understand, you really don't understand, brother, you are single."

This is Li Nuo. Even the righteous police officer wants to beat him to death.

After returning home, Li Nuo washed vegetables, cooked, and put oysters in the pot.

Then he rummaged through the box and found the free "umbrella" that the community had distributed not long ago. The advantage of it being free is that it often breaks, so it is very thin.

Then Li Nuo took out the medicine he had used before, dissolved it again and made some paralyzing potions. Once you learn alchemy, you will be fearless.

"Humph~"

Li Nuo strung the ping-pong balls together, and the manual props were his greatest sincerity.

"My sister is a beautiful fairy in heaven, and my brother is a cowherd in the world. Which girl are you from? Today, the matchmaker is here to help you find your lover~"

He was happily making props while humming a Yunnan folk song.

"Today, the matchmaker is here to help..."

thump...

The things in his hands fell to the ground.

Li Nuo lowered his head.

Eyes red.

"The future will be destroyed..."

He repeated this sentence in a whisper.

The answer that Taoist Wang got from using [Critical Person] was still lingering in his mind.

Ikaros, can he come back... I don't know, but they have no future, so they will die.

The cost of the accident may affect the entire corridor.

"There's no point in rushing."

Li Nuo stood up, went to the kitchen, took out the cooked oysters from the pot, and sucked the oyster meat into his mouth skillfully.

“So fishy…”

He took a sip of the soup in the shell, smacked his lips a few times, stayed where he was, drooped his eyelids, and all the anger in his body burst out.

"Still fishy, ​​damn."

……

After eating a pot of oysters and a big bag of chive dumplings, Li Nuo returned to the corridor.

In the yard, Maljie was opening a glass of red wine.

Li Nuo was quite curious: "What breakthroughs have been discovered in the guided force machine?"

Malger: "A guide machine, that's a good thing..."

The guide machine is an important thing that runs through the world's strength in their previous script. The special thing about it is that it can combine magic circuits, such as using "fire" and "wind" to produce [explosive magic], and using "water" magic beads to combine high-level ice magic.

But the trouble with the guided machine is that it depends on the person. Everyone's magic circuits are born certain. For example, Li Nuo's magic circuits are very messy and cannot be combined to form powerful black magic.

Cha Bai is more focused, her circuit has only one "thunder", yes, thunder, not fire.

Therefore, Cha Bai can use her own fire magic as the main force, and then use the guide machine to make thunder magic. She is like a sorceress holding a thunder and fire sword.

The most terrifying thing about the guide machine is not just the magic circuit. It can stuff all the magic beads into it and form strange things, such as the beads in "Monster Hunter".

In other words, the essence of the guided machine is actually the "inlay" system.

"The guide machine is a good thing." Malger paused and said, "But it's not something that can be converted into cash immediately, so it's not the best thing."

Li Nuo: "What is that? Can you cast Dung Sea Maggots without CD?"

Maljie pushed the bottle cap open with a bang and said, "We're rich."

The basic reward is three [magic candies] and one [feature value extraction card] per person. The slightly better ones have three.

[Random Skill Card of the Evil Spirit] needs to be drawn in the corridor, and there are risks when drawing.

A certain great magician's [Book on the Synthesis of Staff Weapons and Guidance Machine] can help merge the [Legendary Staff] with the staff.

[Black Pearl], this thing needs to be used in conjunction with a guide-powered machine. Maljie can only use it to do things after he has studied the guide-powered equipment.

So the "gift" that Maljie mentioned must not be these vulgar rewards.

But...

"We have money."

Malger raised his hand and Mr. Victor came out of the house and handed him two goblets.

Li Nuo took the goblet and asked curiously, "How rich is he?"

"Humph."

Ma Ge poured red wine, spun the glass, and elegantly sat on the steel sofa set up by the mechanical life forms, crossing his legs.

He took out the black card he got from a rich man's house when he was a dog.

【Rich people’s bank black card】

【quality:? ? ? 】

[Effect: If used in a scenario, you will get a large amount of currency from the scenario world. If used in a corridor, you will get something that matches the user's nature.]

The original panel ended here, and the summary should have been a very nonsense little story, but after returning to Basel, the player gathering area, the summary changed.

[Brief description: It has been verified that after using this card, "gold coins" will fall from the sky, mixed with some "quartz fragments" and "random cards"]

Quartz is a specialty of Basel. For players, quartz can be used to exchange for gold coins. A complete quartz can be exchanged for 500 gold coins. As for [Random Cards], the more the better.

Li Nuo sat next to Maljie and picked up the goblet.

"Well, Captain, what do you think?"

"Well, of course, enjoy the moment."

On the second floor of the house, Cha Bai stood behind the window and looked at the two people. He chuckled, turned around and packed up the MOD clothes that he had drawn that were not presentable to others.

……

Move the time forward half an hour.

Xiao Wu came to Wenke's tavern.

The old fox Wink is not here right now, and the one here today is Nanami.

"Hmm? It's rare."

Nanami was a little surprised that Xiaowu had cooperated with Wen Ke, but it was limited to bodyguard work.

There are many ferocious monsters in the mining area below Basel. The natives will hire players as bodyguards when mining. This is one of Xiao Wu’s main businesses.

Xiao Wu sat down in front of the bar, pursed her lips, and said, "Strong liquor, the kind that can kill people, give me a bottle."

Nanami skillfully took out Wink's treasured "poisoned wine" from behind the shelf.

"I have something on my mind."

"Yeah." Xiao Wu nodded: "You didn't go to do that idol's job?"

"It's a break today. Mr. Wenk is short of people, so I came back to help." Nanami cleaned the shelves, as skillfully as if she were at home. Compared to being an idol star, she is still used to the life of a poster girl.

Xiao Wu drank the entire bottle of "poison wine" in one gulp. After the wine emboldened her, she finally revealed her purpose: "I came to find you."

"Looking for me?" Nanami felt very strange. She and Xiaowu had an okay relationship, but not to the extent that they could help each other with things.

Xiao Wu wiped her lips and said, "Take me to find Li Nuo and the others. I have something to do."

Nanami said, "Don't you live across from them?"

"But I aim at them with a sniper rifle every day..." Xiao Wu's cheeks blushed slightly: "I am a thin-skinned person except when I ask for money. And you know, if those two bastards knew that I had something to ask of them, they would definitely skin me alive. So I want to ask you to take me there and say a few good words for me. Anyway... just don't let them ask for too much from me."

"That's it..." Nanami smiled with a shallow dimple and said, "Okay, I'll take you there."

She put up a "Closed" sign.

A few indigenous people came to the door of the tavern and asked Nanami for an autograph. She did so and took photos with them with a smile. Everything seemed very natural.

Xiao Wu witnessed all this. In her memory, Nanami was still the bitter and vengeful Eastern European girl, but now her face was full of radiance. Suddenly, a very wonderful feeling arose in her heart.

"It's rare to find a player like you."

"Thanks to them."

"That's why I want to ask them a favor..."

Seeing Xiao Wu looking worried, Nanami didn't care about what she asked and just comforted her.

"Those guys are most serious at the end of the script, and now is the best time to talk about things, so don't worry."

……

After these two women entered Li Nuo's yard... they were stunned.

"have a guest."

"Oh, we have guests."

Li Nuo and Maljie sat on the steel sofa, with a pile of gold coins and [Random Cards] under their feet. The mechanical life forms were collecting quartz from the pile of gold coins, and they retreated one after another when they saw the guests, being very well-behaved.

bang~
The two men clinked their glasses and crossed their legs elegantly. They both had distinctive looks to begin with, but their behavior now made them look even more disgusting.

Li Nuo: "Mr. Butler, we have guests."

Victor came over in his butler's clothes and saluted Nanami.

"Miss Jian, you came at a bad time. Our eldest and second young masters are drinking."

Nanami's lips trembled: "No...are they possessed?"

Maljie took a sip of wine and said, "Old Wei, people with A cups are not allowed to come in. Have you forgotten the rules?"

Li Nuo patted Maljie's shoulder gently and said, "Captain, we have money today, let's bend the rules. Everyone is fine except Nanami."

Nanami: "Why can't I? I'm a woman too!"

Li Nuo: "Do you have any? Victor is more like a woman than you."

Nanami had the intention to kill, but the system judged her as violating the rules and she was teleported away in an instant...

Victor calmed Xiao Wu down and whispered, "They just drew something, it seems to be a pile of gold coins... and suddenly they became abnormal."

Li Nuo: "Old Wei, we have always been very elegant."

Victor exhaled a breath of foul air and said to Xiao Wu: "So if you want to settle accounts with them, I think you should wait for some time."

Xiao Wu lowered her head, and after grinding her teeth all the time, she mustered up her courage and said, "Do me a favor, there's a script, and I'd like you to go with me!"

Li Nuo glanced at Malger, who shrugged.

"Our captain said he won't help."

"Just this once, I will definitely give you enough benefits."

"No."

Li Nuo stood up from the iron sofa and tilted his head to look at Xiao Wu.

"It must be a particularly dangerous script, right?"

You can say that Xiao Wu is thick-skinned, but you cannot doubt her fighting ability. This woman is an all-round "warrior" with no blind spots.

"Well...it is indeed dangerous."

Li Nuo: "We just finished a dangerous script and don't want to step into danger again."

Xiao Wu: "But, it's "Great Sword"."

After saying this, Malger signaled to Victor with his eyes, asking him to go back to the house first.

Li Nuo: "Tell me more."

Xiao Wu said awkwardly: "I'm not good at expressing myself... let's put it this way."

The woman suddenly started... taking off her clothes... and then stood naked in front of the two men.

Xiao Wu took a deep breath and asked with a smile as gentle as spring breeze: "Am I beautiful?"

(End of this chapter)