As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 566: Dao Ye’s Wedding Gift

Li Nuo and Maljie stood there in a daze.

Xiao Wu was standing naked five meters away from them. She just asked, "Am I beautiful?"

This makes people very confused.

Pretty?

There's nothing to say, as long as you are not the kind of person who is particular about cup size, her muscular body and pretty face are definitely a great choice for taking banned photos under the guise of COS.

To put it in a vulgar way, Xiao Wu is damn beautiful.

To put it more politely, this woman is like a beauty walked out of an ancient poem. She has both classical charm and modern vitality. She is so beautiful that it makes people's heart beat fast.

So is she beautiful? Yes, that's true, but Li Nuo's attention is elsewhere. The demon hunter's sensory system can see things that are not being paid attention to.

Li Nuo's mouth twitched: "The knife you use to shave is a dagger?"

Maljie was shocked: "What do you mean?"

Li Nuo explained: "Judging from the width of the pores, her hair is particularly hard."

Malger interjected: "In fact, our hair is quite hard, but weak to shears, and there is a layer of magical protection on the outside, so except for fire, ordinary attacks will not turn us bald."

Li Nuo asked: "Have you tried this?"

Maljie: "Huh, I am a doctor after all. I am planning to start a new project on hair transplantation for hemorrhoids recently, so I did some research. I'm wrong. You said she used a dagger to cut her hair?"

Li Nuo nodded: "Yes, Xiao Wu's hair is very hard. I can tell from the degree of expansion of her pores. It is impossible for ordinary scissors to cut it so smoothly, so it must be a dagger with an entry like the Yongling Knife."

Maljie understood, and looked at Xiaowu and said, "Hand over the dagger, and we will consider helping you."

Xiao Wu stood there, her face a little dark... but she still forced herself to smile and said, "Am I... beautiful?"

"I suspect she's here for recognition," Malger whispered.

"I see..." Li Nuo nodded and shouted, "Fuck, it's so fucking beautiful!"

Xiao Wu: "..."

Li Nuo extended his hand: "Okay, now that I've praised you enough, give us your shaving dagger, then stop making trouble and explain the matter of "The Great Sword" clearly."

"I'm not making a fuss..." Xiao Wu gritted her teeth and said with great grievance, "Didn't you find anything strange?"

They both shook their heads.

Xiao Wu: "I am very beautiful, right?"

They both nodded.

Xiao Wu: "I have long legs and a thin waist, right?"

They both nodded.

Xiao Wu: "I only cover my chest normally, but when I put on clothes I have a perfect body, right?"

They both nodded.

Xiao Wu: "Then why are you not interested in my naked body at all!"

The two thought about it and shook their heads.

Xiao Wu: "Have you ever thought about why... Maljie, you have been interested in Nanami, right?"

Malger: "Don't talk nonsense."

Li Nuo clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "You are a man!"

Xiao Wu: "I am a woman! Woman, woman!"

She fell to her knees helplessly, covering her eyes: "I am a woman!"

Cha Bai was disturbed by the noise in the yard. She immediately put the "Sword Star MOD" clothes in her hand into the closet, locked the closet, ran to the window and looked out, and then... she was stunned.

Realizing something, Cha Bai immediately climbed out of the window, pulled down the curtain, nimbly passed Li Nuo, and draped the curtain over Xiao Wu.

"I don't care usually, but you guys are going too far this time."

Cha Bai stood up and looked at her two "teammates".

"Even if Xiao Wu's brain is stuck, you can't make her so angry that she takes off her clothes."

Xiao Wu hugged Cha Bai's calves and said with desire in her eyes: "No, I want to take it off myself."

Cha Bai: “Ah, ah?”

Li Nuo explained: "We are not the kind of people who would ask an idiot to buy melon seeds."

Xiao Wu stood up, and the curtains on her body fell to the ground like a rejected fig leaf. She pressed her chest and pointed at Li Nuo.

"When I took a shower in front of you in Infinite City, how did you feel?"

Cha Bai stared at Li Nuo with eyes wide open and eyebrows trembling slightly, then looked at Xiao Wu, then back at Li Nuo and asked: "You, how do you feel?"

Li Nuo: "No, I don't feel anything...really, I just feel like a man taking a shower. But it's true that I treat you as a woman, but...right..."

He suddenly understood.

"Yes, Lao Ma... We have tried the [Magic Doorplate] so many times in the past six months..."

[Magic Houseplate] is a thing that can go wherever you want after opening the door. In fact, except for Brother Ting, the child of destiny, it has almost never been successful. In Basel, most of the time, the [Magic Houseplate] is used to break into Xiaowu's bathroom.

Maljie felt something was wrong, but still said stubbornly: "Humph... I just don't consider A cup as a woman."

Xiao Wu: "Then give me a breast augmentation now and see if I look like a woman!"

Cha Bai was busy picking up the cloth on the ground to cover her, but it was taken away by Xiao Wu, as if she had an exhibitionist fetish.

"No...put it on first."

"It doesn't matter." Xiao Wu said solemnly, "In order to survive, I have killed and dismembered people countless times. Am I afraid of being naked?"

Cha Bai felt that it sounded strange... It was as if... Xiao Wu was explaining what shamelessness was in a tone of speaking of righteousness.

Li Nuo took a deep breath: "Okay..."

He stared with dead fish eyes and said, "Curse, huh? What does that have to do with the Great Sword? What does it have to do with you having to take off your clothes?"

Xiao Wu let out a sigh of relief. She really had no breasts, not even a rise or fall.

"You are suspicious by nature. If I don't make you see clearly, how can you trust me just by looking at a task panel?"

Li Nuo: "Just... just tell me everything that happened. I roughly understand that you are cursed and can only be unshackled in the world of "Great Sword"."

Xiao Wu said: "It's not that simple."

Cha Bai got out Mosu's chair and asked Xiao Wu to sit down, and she told her the whole story.

Xiao Wu is a lone wolf player. Different from Brother Ting who practices health preservation, she is often involved in various dangerous situations, but her strength is strong and her fame is growing.

More than half a year ago, that is, before the "Battle of the Ant King in Infinite City", Sister Gazi Amanda came to Xiao Wu. Sister Gazi's request was "help to get rid of the God's Hand that has been chasing her."

The danger level of this mission is outrageous, but Sister Gazi has a big team behind her and has plenty of gold coins. Xiao Wu was blinded by the money and agreed.

In fact, Amanda was more inclined to entrust her to explore the way rather than solve the problem, but Xiao Wu solved the problem...

"A large number of monsters appeared in the different space created by the God's Hand. I killed all of them... Then I used the very expensive [Mafuba Rice Cooker] that Dumbledore gave me to temporarily seal the God's Hand that was chasing Amanda. Although there is a time limit, it is enough for Amanda to have a breathing space. The growth rate of players is very fast. It is estimated that in a few years, Amanda will be able to solve this problem by herself. Unfortunately... I can't kill those monsters. What bad luck..."

Xiao Wu was saying something extremely awesome in a particularly timid tone.

Li Nuo: "And then?"

Xiao Wu said: "I can't defeat the God's Hand, otherwise I would have received a lot of bounties... Maybe I was too reckless and angered the so-called 'God' of that world, so he cast a strange spell on me... I didn't take it seriously at first, until recently, this thing has become more and more vicious."

The curse she received was [Original Inverse Poison].

Whether in the scenario world, Basel or the real world, players may trigger some negative BUFFs that even the corridors cannot resolve due to causing trouble.

Like the "muscular dystrophy" that Li Nuo once suffered from, and the "mysterious gift virus" that Taoist Wang received, the curse that Xiao Wu received this time is not as terrifying as that of Taoist Wang, but it can also take her life.

[Original inverse poison: You become more and more like the person you shouldn’t be like but are very similar to. Your future experiences will also become more and more similar to that character, but they are only negative experiences. The symptoms of the infected are different, which is related to the nature of the original world (corridor) you are in.]

[Curse Identification: Mai Shiranui who ran to the Takayanagi family in the sports anime]

[Effect of the curse: Before your mosaic story begins, all opposite sexes have no interest in you. After the story begins, you can resist and not participate, but the filming will definitely end.]

[Result of the curse: Killed, i.e., forced death]

[Broadcast time: next spring]

Xiao Wu experienced an animation script in which everything turned into the second dimension after she entered it. In that script, her second dimension image was "Mai Shiranui of the Takayanagi family."

Xiao Wu covered her forehead as if she was about to collapse. She sat on the chair, bent down and said, "That's not all. My 'title', my other characteristic, has already brought you death..."

When she said this, she raised her head and asked with a confused look: "Let me ask again, am I beautiful?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Cha Bai rushed over and punched her in the face as if he was possessed by some evil spirit.

Xiao Wu turned her head and raised her hand to dissipate the force and block Cha Bai's attack.

This time, when their eyes met, Cha Bai was stunned.

Xiao Wu put down Cha Bai's wrist and said, "When a man with a family thinks about my appearance more than twice, his wife will attack me as if she is possessed by a demon."

Li Nuo thought this was a "magic skill", but he didn't say much.

"What kind of strange curse is this?" Cha Bai frowned. Firstly, she didn't understand what the curse was about. Secondly, she was surprised at Xiao Wu's reaction speed and ability to absorb force at close range. She had just used murderous intent.

"Resurrection my love?" Li Nuo asked.

"That's just a joke, but my title doesn't include 'Resurrection, My Love'." Xiao Wu paused and said, "Anyway, I will die, and before I die, there will be a mosaic horror story. I don't want to end up like this."

She picked up the clothes on the ground and took out a ticket from them.

[Ticket to the Great Sword World]

[World Difficulty: Border Prison (Top)]

[Maximum number of passengers: 5]

[Brief description: This is not an ordinary great sword world, please consider going there]

Xiao Wu said: "This is the ticket Amanda gave me. She said it can solve my problem."

She said as she released her personal mission panel.

[Resolve the curse: Get the female warrior's head and implant it into your body. With two souls in one body, you can transfer the curse target]

[Tip: It doesn’t have to be the world of “Great Sword”, but at least the strength should be similar to or stronger than yours]

Maljie took the ticket and glanced at it. After handing it to Li Nuo, he asked, "Aren't Amanda and her group going?"

"I have been a mercenary for a long time, and I understand one thing very well. If you want to hire someone, you should hire the best warriors." Xiao Wu paused and said, "If it were you guys, I would be able to entrust my life to you without any hesitation. If it were someone else, I might have to find a way to save their lives."

Li Nuo stared at the ticket, thinking in his mind, he could probably understand why "Big Sword" could save Xiao Wu, that world has a strange human body transformation technology. Xiao Wu was more certain that Li Nuo would be interested in "Big Sword", after all, he has Denise's ability.

"it is good."

Li Nuo did agree.

Xiao Wu let out a sigh.

"If you beat me, I'll promise you."

"what?"

Xiao Wu didn't understand what Li Nuo asked.

"Whether you are worthy of our help depends on your ability."

"Just defeating you is enough?"

Xiao Wu's eyes changed, and the brainless silly girl disappeared instantly, and the shadow of a female warrior stood here.

"Fight now?"

She is very confident, at least she won't give up just because she loses.

Li Nuo smiled and waved his hand.

"Don't worry, Cairo Arena, wait for my news. Before that, please raise your level to the same level as mine."

Xiao Wu picked up the clothes, hung them on her shoulders, and turned to walk out: "Then we have a deal, don't break your promise."

Cha Bai kindly reminded: "Put on your clothes before you go out!"

Xiao Wu only put on her underwear, walked out with straight long legs and shouted: "I'm like this, am I still afraid of others seeing it?"

After she left, Li Nuo went into the house, picked up the phone and called the security forces in Basel. He reported that there was an exhibitionist in "The Way to Death" who had just harassed him and Maljie X.

Half an hour later, Li Nuo received a reward for reporting the incident (100 gold coins) and watched the police car take Xiao Wu away.

He sat on the roof, put down the telescope and let out a long sigh.

Maljie flew up with the [Prototype Bamboo Dragonfly] and asked, "Why do you want to fight?"

Li Nuo first said, "Help me upgrade my equipment during this time. I'll try my hand on Xiao Wu. You know, too strong an opponent, like the evil demon, has too little room for error. I can't use all my weapons and skills. Soran is about the same as me, but fighting him is too stressful. You have too many disgusting moves, I don't want to get involved. I can't kill Nanami. The rest are some people I don't know or have backers. Xiao Wu is the most special. Her ability is about the same as mine, and she's a lone wolf, so she's a perfect opponent."

Maljie narrowed his eyes and said, "Miss Chabai has gone to chase the police car. Now it's just the two of us."

Li Nuo finally spoke out his true feelings and said, "I just don't want her to think too much about useless things. Old Ma, do you still remember Taoist Wang Li's prophecy?"

Maljie stepped onto the roof, took off the bamboo dragonfly, and said, "The prophecy about you, about the Endless Corridor being in trouble or something happening?"

Li Nuo emphasized: "Even if the corridor explodes, it has nothing to do with me, but the prophecy points to the possibility that I might die."

"Don't forget Kroyd," Malger reminded.

Li Nuo was silent for a while and raised his eyebrows.

"I haven't forgotten, so I don't believe it. You know me best. It doesn't matter what changes in the future. Anyway, I won't change."

Li Nuo paused, his eyes fixed on the central tower in the distance.

"Besides, it's not important whether you believe it or not, what's important is what you do."

……

Basel high-rise area.

The door of the chapel of Bahamut's Wrath was open, and Wang Li stood in front of the door. The Taoist priest bowed slightly to the people in the room.

"I came here to thank you."

Lillian was the only one in the church. She rubbed a magic crystal, raised her beautiful eyes, and nodded with a smile.

"It seems that Tia saved you."

"Senior, you are already my teacher."

"Master Wang, you don't have to pay anything back. You saved me before, so I'll just repay you."

Lillian put down the magic crystal, clapped her hands, and the door of the church closed automatically.

"You must have come here for something. No one can hear you here. Tell me."

Wang Li told Li Nuo's story. The most important thing was that he saw the turning point of the "Endless Corridor" in Li Nuo's future.

[Those who are led by fate should hold their own destiny tightly]

[Sky Arena, one of the winners]

[Those who change the "Endless" life ring]

[The only person with low health within the time period]

Lillian sat on the bench, thought about it, and came up with an answer that she thought was unreliable.

"As a person with only one world line, [The Bloodless One] failed in his challenge to the Administrator, but our Administrator was severely injured. What do you think, Master Wang?"

"I don't know." Wang Li said, "I just think that things may extend to the safety of the Endless Corridor, so I want to see what you think."

"I don't think this guess is reliable, but I don't have any other ideas."

Lillian nodded slightly.

"I really have no idea. Most likely, something unexpected happened when Li Nuo was completing his destiny. If it was to change the 'Endless' fate ring, there are too many explanations. Making the corridor stronger, making the corridor collapse, and changing the number of scripts in the corridor are all considered changing the fate ring, or changing destiny. The most direct one can only be the 'World War', just like the last time that kid used cooperation to solve the problem in the World War, they are all means to change the 'Endless Corridor'."

Wang Li was worried: "Could it be related to the managers of other corridors?"

Lillian laughed and said, "He can't just run to another corridor and beat up the manager there, right?"

As she said this, she glanced at the statue of the Sun Knight in the church.

"What do you think, your Majesty?"

The statue stood still, and Lillian seemed to be talking to a wall.

Wang Li said, "I have reminded you of the matter. I will not participate in the next work for the time being. I have to go and avoid being hunted by the Luoxing people. Do you have a good ticket?"

"You..." Lillian looked at him with a speechless expression, but still tried to keep smiling: "I... will give you a ticket that will allow you to stay for a year later..."

Wang Li nodded: "Once a word is spoken, it cannot be taken back!"

After Taoist Wang left, Lillian sat on the bench, raised her head and stared at the ceiling.

"No matter what the future holds, there is only one way to solve everything..."

……

"Just get stronger."

Li Nuo said it lightly.

"Old Ma, look, how do you feel about the intensity of the last script?"

Maljie said: "It's very strong, ridiculously strong, but there is a kind goddess protecting it, so it's not dangerous."

Is the evil demon powerful... Yes, it is powerful, but even that high-dimensional demon has to admit that he is unworthy of the title of "high-dimensional" in that world. His danger lies in his radical ideas, not his strength. In other words, there are plenty of good people in that world who can deal with him.

Li Nuo said, "First take care of the scripts you will encounter in the future, then think about other things."

Maljie: "So the meaning of Xiaowu is one of the tools you prepare for the future."

"Don't say such harsh words." Li Nuo said happily, "Just like Phil and Brump, if I can defeat her, I will help her and myself."

The two of them didn't say anything more at this point, as they knew each other's thoughts clearly.

Li Nuo took out the [Random Skill Card of the Evil Devil] and prepared to open this Pandora's Box.

When I looked up, I saw a flying sword passing through the sky.

Taoist Wang flew over on his sword and dropped the small round beads that Tia had given him.

Li Nuo raised his hand and took it.

He opened his palm and was stunned. There were three [World Core Fragments].

Tia’s thank-you gift was too generous.

"Thank you, Taoist Priest!"

Li Nuo shouted with a smile.

Taoist Wang used the echo to convey his voice: "I will say goodbye now. I have to avoid those Luoxing people! Don't forget to send you a wedding gift. I hope you are satisfied!"

Li Nuo then remembered the red envelope that Taoist Wang had given him. It was written in the red envelope that if the "seven-year itch" was over and he married Cha Bai, it would become a gift.

So he immediately jumped off the roof and threw the [World Core Fragment] to Malge first.

"Lao Ma, prepare to upgrade your equipment."

Then he went into the house and took out the wrinkled red envelope from the box.

There was a bang, and a bunch of shiny paper pieces burst out from the red envelope.

Then a cloud of white mist appeared.

When the white mist dissipated, Li Nuo saw five boxes of thorny "small umbrellas", a complete set of "adult supplies", and two "parenting manuals" on the floor.

Li Nuo took a deep breath and yelled, "I can't have a baby, you bastard!"

……

Basel Detention House.

The iron door opens.

Xiao Wu walked out of the iron cage wearing teddy bear pajamas.

The security guard advised: "Even if you are not an aboriginal, you should have some dignity. You can't walk around someone else's house without clothes on."

What they said is right.

But Xiao Wu was absent-minded. The woman's eyes were so scary that the security guard next to her didn't dare to say a word.

She walked out of the detention center and stood alone at the street corner.

Cha Bai was waiting on the street, and immediately came over to defend Li Nuo, "I'm sorry, he likes to play, and sometimes he doesn't know the seriousness of the matter. It was wrong of him to call the police to arrest you. It's my fault for not managing him well. You can just scold me."

It was Cha Bai who asked Nanami to use her connections to redeem Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "I should apologize in advance. Li Nuo and I have agreed to a duel... If I use too much force at that time..."

Cha Bai smiled back: "I'll hit you."

(End of this chapter)