As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 567: The Pope's Boy VS the Takayanagi Family's Woman
[This is an exhibition match of the Cairo Athletics Competition]

[Our host ate too much **, and that bastard had diarrhea. Ah, it is said that the host's father gave him a lot of croton.]

【Actually, I am the host’s father】

[I am the host here...]

【boom! 】

[Ah! You, you can actually shoot me! I am your father! ]

[My father... my father actually gave me a lethal dose of sex-changing drugs! You clearly just want a daughter! I will kill you!]

[Daughter, listen to my explanation! ]

[I don't want to hear it! You just called me a daughter, and I'm a boy!]

【boom! 】

【ah! 】

[Hahahaha… I killed my father, so I must die too…]

【boom! 】

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"I'm the host, Milo-san. Ah... don't pay attention to the advertisement just now... God knows if our organizer is crazy to accept such a stupid advertisement."

"Tsk..."

"Why didn't you kill Mom too?"

"Forget it, let's get back to the competition. The previous match was a 100-match winning streak competition. The winner will get a ticket to the Cairo World No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament. Our players this time are very strong, and the competition is really exciting. There is no need for me to be a commentator."

"But I'm sure you guys want to relax after watching so many exciting battles, so the next one is an exhibition match, which is the kind of match you can play if you pay to play."

"Well...usually the people who participate in exhibitions are minors. Let me see this time...Oh no, I can't read. Anyway, they are just two clowns."

"Have you prepared the pickled cabbage leaves and rotten eggs?"

"Shoot those two damn clowns, scold them, humiliate them, this is the meaning of the exhibition match, anyway... let's listen to another commercial, damn it, boss! Why are you interrupting again?"

"What? You have to kill mom too? That's fine, that's fine."

[That bullet didn't kill me, it was my mother who saved me. My mother said that she was my father... Who am I! ]

Li Nuo sat in the waiting room with dead eyes.

He listened to the advertisement attentively, intending to process the content and incorporate it into the next story of "Bai Jie and the Tentacle Monster".

"Suppose the tentacle monster is Bai Jie's father..."

The guy was completely immersed in his artistic creation until someone knocked on the door, or rather, kicked it.

"Hey, loser! It's almost your turn, get ready!"

The one who kicked the door was a standing gunner less than 50cm tall.

After this guy left, Li Nuo took a deep breath and pulled his thoughts back to reality from "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu".

"equipment……"

In the small waiting room, he pressed the weapon box to the ground and sorted all the equipment.

Li Nuo's secondary purpose in inviting Xiao Wu to a duel was... because Xiao Wu's "Great Sword" ticket was extremely difficult to obtain. Although that world was related to Li Nuo, considering the parallel world, he could easily find another "Great Sword" ticket.

Li Nuo is not sure whether this woman is worth the risk. Whether it is worth it or not depends on how much trouble an archer can bring to him, a melee violent assassin. In other words, it is necessary to estimate Xiao Wu's upper limit and trustworthiness from a practical perspective. If she is qualified, she may become part of Master Wang's prophecy of [Critical One].

The above are the angles that Li Nuo doesn’t care about so much. What he cares about most is using Xiao Wu to inspect the goods.

The qualification to participate in this competition was definitely not obtained by Li Nuo, as he did not have such powerful connections, but Maljie did.

Dr. Ma has recently started some new medical businesses. He discovered that because of the weakness of the Piyanzi, the gorillas have a strong desire to protect the Piyanzi. So Dr. Ma started a medical business of "installing spiral blades and shields in the Piyanzi". Anyway, there are so many customers, including some gorillas with some resources, so it was easy for him to get the "free qualification" for the exhibition match.

Of course, Maljie didn't show the skin to the gorilla for nothing. He found that the gorilla's soul gate was similar to a small four-dimensional space bag, so he extracted some elemental substances from the inside of the soul gate and started a new business for his second job as a "technician". He used the space elements of the Cairo gorilla's soul gate to study the amplification of the "space grid" of the new equipment.

Ma Ge named this technique: Anal Soul.

It is also to commemorate his "Soul of Steel", which is enough to show that Maljie is a good person who is nostalgic.

Cha Bai hates shit, piss and farts. Since she can't do shit, piss or fart, she rejected Maljie's suggestion to use the "Anal Soul" to increase the storage space of her [Encyclopedia of Dark Magic].

But Li Nuo is not afraid of shit and piss other than the "mad maggots in the sea of ​​dung".

then.

[Emile's Mask], the grid increase is +2, in other words, he can now use the mask to suck in two people.

[Disaster Weapon Pandora (Weapon Box Variant)], the storage space is increased, and dozens of weapons can be stuffed in. It has been verified that the hidden entry is "the user's weight is related to the number of grids, and the number of grids is about 50% of the user's weight." However, it still cannot fit heavy armor or things that are much larger than the box, such as tanks.

In fact, this box is most suitable for Cha Bai. After she became an elf, her weight dropped to about 200 pounds. Later, she kept training her [Ghost Abalone] and [Ghost Back], and her muscles grew rapidly. Her weight has reached 420 pounds. Using [Lightweight Magic], she can maintain her usual weight at about 250 pounds, and she can still break a plastic stool by sitting on it.

Unfortunately, the weapon box is a bound equipment, and only Li Nuo can use its attributes.

As his opponent is Xiao Wu, Li Nuo takes it seriously. He wants to use everything he has learned on Xiao Wu. After all, no one will die in the exhibition match.

Ten minutes later, the game began and the contestants entered.

The nature of the exhibition match is similar to the cheerleading dance during the breaks in basketball games. It is an entertainment event that has nothing to do with the main competition.

When Li Nuo stepped into the competition field, someone threw bananas. He picked up the banana and ate it while looking around the competition field.

The competition field was very flat, without any artificially created environment. Perhaps it was because it was a "show match" and therefore was not taken seriously.

Xiao Wu walked out of another door. She was wearing black leather armor. The clothes had a sense of technology and were very close-fitting. Li Notte wanted to ask her if she absorbed aesthetic elements from "Taimaninja".

But before he could say anything, a flying robot with a Cairo head dropped two electronic cards in the middle of the field.

The cards show the contestant's vital statistics.

Xiao Wu, HP: 3000.

Li Nuo, HP:200.

After entering the competition field, the contestants will become pixelated and instantly teleported to the infirmary when their HP reaches 1.

Therefore, HP is very important and is the only value that can be used as a judgment.

It's just that Li Nuo's HP is really low.

So the host shouted, "Ouch! Where did the blood cow come from! Haha, hahahahahaha!"

The group of frivolous guys in the audience also laughed.

Li Nuo silently took out a remote control and pressed the switch.

The broadcast room where the host was located exploded.

The scene was quiet.

Li Nuo looked at Guanghuo and smiled happily.

An electronic screen was lowered from the ceiling forty meters high, displaying: [The host is seriously injured and is recovering on his own. Please be patient.]

in the audience.

Brother Ting sat in the middle of a group of women, making an awkward phone call under the gazes of women longing for his body.

"Why aren't you here?"

The person on the other end of the line was Cha Bai. She was using the phone number left by the "Pink-haired Gorilla" at home to make the call, and the interstellar long-distance call charges were charged to the Pink-haired Gorilla.

"Li Nuo didn't let me come. She was afraid that I would rush in and beat Xiao Wu."

"Then why am I here?" Brother Ting was puzzled. He came here because he received an invitation from Maljie to watch the game.

"I don't know either. Malger isn't here either?"

"No."

Ting Ge looked around and indeed could not find any trace of Maljie. Maljie was always wandering around in a white coat in his daily life. He had to make some noise wherever he went to show off and expand his business. It was hard not to find him. Cha Bai was throwing the "baseball skewers" made by Li Nuo into the trash can, holding the phone between his cheeks. After throwing them away, he took out a meat bun from the kitchen and took a bite. While chewing and thinking, he probably understood why Ting Ge was invited.

"Oh, this is a trap set by Li Nuo."

"what?"

Brother Ting suddenly felt something was wrong. It seemed that he shouldn't have come to watch the fun just for 200 gold coins.

"Nothing." Cha Bai said, then hung up the phone.

She recalled that when they were playing "NieR", Xiao Wu said that her favorite character was "Sephiroth", and now as long as Brother Ting didn't open his mouth, he would be Sephiroth.

When he thought of this, Cha Bai was angry at himself for talking too much and immediately rewarded himself with a bite of roujiamo to cover his mouth.

Back to Brother Ting, when he was feeling disheveled, two people came up to him.

The moment these two arrived here, the apes who had touched Tingge seemed to have seen the devil inside Pandora's Box and left one after another.

"Can I sit down?"

One of the men wearing a "lion dance" mask pointed at the empty seat next to Sa, Tingge.

"please."

As soon as Brother Ting said this word, he was stunned. These two people... are too abnormal.

The woman standing at the back had a tall figure, long hair, and a pair of vicious eyes under a delicate straw hat.

"President..."

"Shhh."

Lillian lifted the brim of her straw hat, gently signaled not to reveal her identity, then she smoothed her skirt and sat next to Brother Ting.

The other man in the lion dance mask was also an official member of "Wrath of Bahamut". He sat on the other side of Brother Ting. The two of them sandwiched him like a trap. Brother Ting suddenly felt that he might have fallen into the plan of "human traffickers".

"Li Nuo said he would sell me for a good price... You guys wouldn't..."

"I have a feud with him, so how can there be a deal?"

Lillian took out the lip balm from her bag and applied it on her lips. At the same time, she said softly, "It's hard to say what will happen to this kid in the future. I just want to see what he is capable of now."

Ever since Taoist Wang's fortune-telling, many things have been affected. Lillian has to pay attention to Li Nuo again to see what consequences this guy will bring to the corridor in the future. But no matter what she sees, she will not go against the demon hunter. Even if she defeats him by pure force, she will definitely lose half her head.

"Ze'an, what do you think?" Lillian asked.

Wearing a lion dance mask, a man named Ze'an opened his big lion dance mouth, and a pair of round eyes inside scanned the field. Li Nuo was arranging the grid, and Xiao Wu was doing warm-up exercises. The probability of winning or losing the battle between the two was read by Ze'an.

"It's a 50-50 chance. In a one-on-one fight, she's low on health, but in a teamfight, she's like an H-manga girl."

"Still fighting?" asked an audience member.

Lillian turned her head and looked at the interstellar hunter who was talking behind her. She smiled and nodded: "Well, this exhibition match is very interesting."

"That was also an exhibition match." The man handed Lillian a fruit basket filled with rotten eggs. "The exhibition match is for the purpose of causing trouble. I'll give it to you."

Lillian took it, picked up a rotten egg, and said thank you. The egg cooked in her hand and hatched a yellow chick, which she played with in her hand.

Brother Ting: "Control time..."

Lillian: "Watch the game."

At this time, the scene was noisy and everyone was cursing and making noises. Everyone regarded the exhibition match as a venting program in the middle of the game, which was indeed the case in the past.

at this time.

“I was looked down upon.”

Xiao Wu took off her hair band, held it between her teeth, and took out a red rope to tie her hair again.

"Li Nuo, if I win, you have to pay for all the props I use in this game."

Li Nuo raised his lips and said, "You are really awesome."

With a thud, Xiao Wu approached in an instant. She was so fast that she was in front of Li Nuo the moment her desire to attack emerged.

The bandages turned into a slender scimitar and slashed towards Li Nuo!

Li Nuo took a step ahead and bent his waist to avoid the horizontal slash.

The brutal blade cut a straight crack in the wall behind.

The arena suddenly became quiet.

The "five-minute" countdown to the game appeared on the big screen, and all people and objects on the venue turned into pixels.

However, at this moment, Li Nuo had just raised his eyes and had not yet straightened his back when the [Self-destruct Capsule] between Xiao Wu's teeth was activated.

A bang.

White covered Li Nuo's eyes, and a dazzling light suddenly rose in the center of the venue.

This bomb is one of Xiao Wu's titles [The Destructive Power of Single Dogs]. It can only be used once in the script. After it explodes, it will forcibly deduct all of Xiao Wu's and the opponent's blood points.

The loud explosion stirred up a sky full of pixelated dust.

Li Nuo turned out from the dust like a paper man in the wind, and [Pixelation] was activated.

[Unyielding] is activated.

The medicine decoction grid is opened.

Use the new decoction [Antidote for Minions], the special effect is: clear all open states.

The moment [Pixelation] was turned off, several [Explosion] arrows shot out from behind the dust and pierced around Li Nuo.

Xiao Wu held her breath and concentrated as she pulled the magic bow, with the aiming center of the magic circle focused on Li Nuo.

The characteristic of the magic bow is that it has almost 100% hit rate after aiming, but its disadvantage is that it consumes magic power, so it is the trump card weapon that Xiao Wu usually uses to fight BOSS.

She just used her clone to self-destruct. To offset Li Nuo's life was secondary. The most important thing was that she was going to use her ultimate move next.

Gently release the bowstring with your fingers.

Several yellow arrows shot out, aiming at Li Nuo like a meteor shower, and crashed into him!
[Martyrdom Demon Bow] is a blood exchange skill that offsets one's own blood volume and causes heavy damage to the target. For Li Nuo, it is a one-hit kill.

Li Nuo used [Decoction of Invincible Star] just before being hit by the light arrow. After a few muffled sounds, all the light arrows of the magic bow exploded. Li Nuo used the special effect of Invincible Star to resist a fatal attack.

The light explosion also ignited the [Explosive] arrows that Xiao Wu had placed around. The second round of explosions blasted towards Li Nuo, and he quickly activated the [Seal of Albers] to block the impact of the explosion.

Xiao Wu's pupils condensed, and she bit the [Blood-Replenishing Wax] hidden in her teeth, recovering 50% of her blood within ten seconds.

If you want to defeat Li Nuo, the first step is to reduce the number of times he is resurrected, and the second step must be to seal his Cang Huo.

The location where the exploding arrow was just now formed a summoning circle.

The explosion is how the summoning is initiated.

Five transparent sea snakes with their internal organs clearly visible jumped out of the fire and opened their mouths to bite Li Nuo.

【War Sea Serpent: Jaws of Peace】

Special effects: A magical creature with no entity. Wherever it goes, it triggers the "seal" element and blocks all elemental skills.

Xiao Wu released the bowstring and shot out ten tracking magic bullets.

The magic sea snake tracked the magic bullet and attacked from both sides. The magic elements could not be materialized by the [Seal of Yaden]. Xiao Wu's plan was successful.

Li Nuo gripped his cane tightly, straightened his back, and swung it without moving a step.

The magic bullets and sea snakes were all cut into pieces by an arc of light drawn by the tip of the staff.

Xiao Wu witnessed this scene and lowered her eyelids. She knew that her battle plan had failed, but it was within her expectations, so she took out the [Hunting Horn] she had prepared.

But Li Nuo remained motionless, just staring at the cane.

This new walking stick is very useful.

(End of this chapter)