As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 669: A Thank-You Gift from the Sky Corridor

They used to have a bathtub, and taking a bath could slowly increase their magic power. It was a damn good look.

As the magic power grew, the rate of increase became smaller and smaller, and later on they simply stopped increasing it as if to give up. They even considered selling it to an adult products store in Basel.

Cha Bai lay on the edge of the bathtub and let out a long sigh. The fatigue all over his body was relieved by soaking in the hot water.

She used natural elements to clean the shit around her and built a small hut that no one could approach. She and Li Nuo stayed in the hut.

That epic duck floats in the hot tub water.

Li Nuo sat next to the tea table.

He folded his hands at his sides and looked up at the ceiling.

"sister."

"Ok?"

"I remember that after you became a succubus, you seemed a little afraid of me. How come you can stay in the bathtub with me so unscrupulously now?"

Cha Bai tied her hair up, revealing her graceful and impeccable back as long as she didn't show her [ghost back].

"Maybe it's because of the succubus's evil spirit."

"sister."

"Ok?"

"That ticket is hard to get."

What he said was "not a player's ticket".

Cha Bai lifted up her wet hair and said with a smile, "If it's hard to do, forget it."

Li Nuo exhaled a breath of foul air: "No, what I mean is that it's not easy to deal with, so I have to become stronger."

Cha Bai glanced at him, thoughtfully.

He helped his friends, protected his family, and saved the world.

In the end, you still have to work yourself to death.

Cha Bai couldn't say "Let's just forget about it and just stay as players" because it was she who proposed to go to Ikaros, and she couldn't back down halfway.

In fact, what Li Nuo wants is not complicated. The war is over and life returns to normal.

Not a super-sized player, not a manager, and not a god of the world.

Just an ordinary man with terrifying powers.

If I were to add a little selfishness, it would be best if he was a well-known cartoonist.

She pinched Li Nuo's face and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

Li Nuo was about to pinch her with his backhand.

just see.

枣。

Oil leak?
"what--!!!"

A terrifying roar was heard in the room.

【Succubus' Fountain of Chaos】

[Type: Active skill, can also be activated passively]

[Effect 1: Grease pollutes the air, forcibly triggering the "defense weakened by 30%" of creatures within a 20-meter radius]

[Effect 2: Top-level alchemical material, only players with this skill can drink it]

[Brief description: …………………………It is like this, we are in the "Endless Corridor", so there will be a lot of very strange things. I would like to ask, Miss Cha Bai, do you still remember that you used to be aloof 2B? Here we must talk to player 5900. Just now our manager (Angel) asked us whether we have monitored your life. We must emphasize one thing, our staff, aesthetics are different from yours, and we have to save face! ]

Cha Bai looked like he was being teased: "Why?"

Even Li Nuo lives in Bengbu. He has been drawing bizarre pornographic comics all his life. Now that his career has been integrated into his life, only curiosity is left.

This thing comes from [cute toy rubber duck].

Just looking at effect 1, it is a magical skill.

Li Nuo felt that the person who should take a bath with this duck was Maljie.

He comforts Cha Bai.

"You are so rude."

"good."

Cha Bai replied.

There was a thud in Li Nuo's head.

"My duck is also starting to serve..."

【Pixelated game restoration】

[Type: Active skill → Pixel Slash can also be activated]

[Effect: The pixel repair ability can only be activated at the moment of being attacked. It has a strong resistance to "real damage" and "internal organ damage", but continuous use will turn you into a paper man.]

[Brief description: This ability comes from a certain world's "Elden Ring Pixel Version Butter", and the producer is a "Fader" who traveled to a certain world]

"I'm also so sexy..."

While thinking about it, Li Nuo tried to break his fingers. Pixel spots appeared at the fractured position and then quickly repaired themselves.

This means you don’t have to deliberately turn on pixel cutting in the future.

The medical value will skyrocket the moment the pixel is repaired, and then return to the value that the [low-health person] should have.

It's a simple skill.

The greatest use of Pixel Slash is to enable resurrection enhancement. If this ability had been obtained earlier, it would indeed be a magical skill. Now it can only be said to be usable.

People with high emotional intelligence say that this kind of skill, which most people think is a magical skill, can only be kept as a regular part of the skill library rather than a bottom-up skill, just because he is a little bit powerful.

"This duck really just activates the essence of the world a person lives in."

Li Nuo muttered to himself, and suddenly he understood why the things Cha Bai activated were so harmonious.

Because of MOD.

Cha Bai was still confused about his oil leakage problem.

She can accept [ghost abalone], [sex doll chip], and even doesn't mind giving birth to a sun.

But I still can't figure out the problem of oil leakage.

In order to comfort her, Li Nuo asked her to draw cards.

Gold random card.

"It's agreed that we will split the revenue with 'Wrath of Bahemut'."

Cha Bai was honest again.

"It's a done deal, what can they do?" Li Nuo shrugged nonchalantly. "I haven't gotten over their internal tampering yet. Even if they don't come this time, I can still beat the Scholars, and they still have the nerve to split the profits with me!"

Sometimes Li Nuo's unreasonable behavior is actually very thoughtful and rational behavior.

Cha Bai felt that the trick was reasonable and exchanged a [Gold Random Card] from the panel.

This thing is specifically used to extract the equipment or skills of "dead people".

After some players die, their upgraded equipment and skills will be placed in the garbage disposal stations in each corridor. The purpose of this random card is to extract them before they are destroyed.

In addition, the [Golden Random Card] draws things from the "End Corridor".

So the quality must be higher than usual.

In order to increase her luck, Li Nuo asked Cuihua to take out the [note with the blessing words from the Goddess of Wisdom] from the box.

Effect 1: Carrying it with you increases your luck.

Because I'm naked.

So Li Nuo directly pasted it on the tea-white dates, and the paper was stuck to it by the leaked oil.

"Have you had enough fun..."

"It's never enough."

Li Nuo's eyes gradually became evil.

“Forever is the longest confession, but time will also swallow up light like an abyss. The so-called forever is my footsteps, which will walk through the world.”

Then Cha Bai recited something in Chinese and activated [Focus]. Just as he was about to draw, Xiao Wu opened the door and came in.

"Li Nuo! Something big is happening!"

Xiao Wu is holding the same little yellow duck in her hand. Needless to say, her epic reward is also this damn duck toy.

"Great! There's shit everywhere. I was worried about where to take a bath."

Xiao Wu threw the duck into the bathtub and began to take off her clothes.

Li Nuo disdained her, jumped out of the bathtub and started to put on his clothes.

"What big deal are you talking about?"

"Well, there's a letter from 'Bahamut's Wrath'. My clone is waiting outside. Ask her to talk to you."

As they were talking, Xiao Wu had already taken off all her clothes and got into the bathtub.

“So cool~”

Strangely enough, even after Xiao Wu lifted the curse, the men around her still had no interest in her. It could be because she was inherently abstinent, or it could be because the men around her were mentally ill.

Li Nuo has already gone out.

Xiao Wu soaked in the water, looking at the steamed bread with two dates on it made by Cha Bai, and gradually frowned.

"You are essentially a 2B, right? I remember that 2B is an A cup."

“I haven’t reached C yet.”

"B is also very big... Is this caused by technology or physical enhancement?"

“Maybe it was kneaded.”

Xiao Wu was confused by the answer given by Cha Bai.

Xiao Wu changed the subject: "The less you wear, the better your physique, right?"

Cha Bai said "hmm" and drew the [Gold Random Card].

There was a flash of white light, and a white ball appeared in his hand.

Thus, Cha Bai’s first magical skill was born.

【lap】

[Type: Active attack skills]

[Effect: Fighting-type force move, power 80, the higher the defense, the greater the destructive power, 10PP (number of uses)]

[Brief description: Nut Dumbbell uses a pounce attack on Sister Misty Lip! ]

[Tip: To restore the PP value, you must return to the Poké Ball. This is very difficult for players.]

It’s not difficult at all for Cha Bai, she came out of a Poké Ball.

And the higher the defense... the stronger the power.

"Xiao Wu...you just asked me about my defense, right?"

"What kind of skill is this?"

Xiao Wu tied her hair up, held up her shiny black hair with her left hand, and a comb appeared in her right hand, which she combed with infinite tenderness.

"Do you want to try my hardness?" There was a fanatical and morbid look in Cha Bai's eyes.

"I, I'll just forget it."

Xiao Wu stopped combing her hair, the archer's alertness was telling her to run.

"I ve done washing."

"You didn't wash well."

Cha Bai activated [Ghost Abalone], causing leakage of electricity and conductivity in the water. Xiao Wu was paralyzed all over and could not escape even with wings.

……

Xiao Wu's screams came from the house.

Li Nuo moved his ears a few times and pretended not to hear.

Xiao Wu's clones stood outside on the street. As the lower district of Basel was flooded with shit, most of the houses were completely destroyed. As the outbreak center of the [Shit Sea Maggots], the area around the Path to Death was the most severely damaged.

Xiao Wu's clones are rebuilding their own residence.

Li Nuo looked at the dozen or so Xiao Wus. If it were a few years ago, he might have thought that whoever married Xiao Wu would be happy. Now he understood that whoever married Xiao Wu would be miserable.

He took a letter from one of Xiao Wu's clones.

【Bahamut's Wrath, Invitation】

Then a little figure projection of Lillian popped out of the letter, and this Lillian began to recite the contents of the letter.

[Mr. Li Nuo, please bring your captain and Miss Cha Bai to our upper area at noon tomorrow.]

[Please don’t worry too much~]

[This time, not only you are invited, but also that bastard Sauron! Sorry, that bastard Sauron! ]

Although he didn't know what happened, Siyan made the president very angry.

[You and Soran, the good things you guys did are good for our corridor, but... I don't know what kind of deal you made with the administrator. You cheated in the mission, no, it should be called a bug. ]

[As for Soran, what a bastard! That bastard created a lot of bugs in the tools he used...]

[The World Tree has issued a punishment mission. Don't worry too much. I will explain to you what is going on. See you tomorrow at noon.]

The broadcast ends here.

Li Nuo thought about what Angel said on the train.

"Because the administrator used his personal authority to help us cheat, and it also involved issues between the two corridors, the World Tree gave a punishment for the sake of balance?"

Li Nuo felt that... the so-called punishment measures were most likely some extremely difficult tasks.

That doesn't matter.

If the collaborator at the beginning of the script was Sauron, it would be a fun game. The only unpleasant thing would be the internal strife when dividing the spoils.

He tried to adjust the content of the letter so that Lillian's words, "Sauron that bastard!" would be played in a loop.

Amid the voices of "That bastard Sauron", Li Nuo moved out a folding stool and sat in front of the tombstone.

The Traveler's Book records the new script.

The final boss of the last journey was still Anmi.

He can choose to enter "The Book of Travelers" now, fight with An Mi in the script again, fleece the emperor, and learn all the skills that he has not yet learned.

But Li Nuo was worried about one thing.

If he enters, and something unexpected happens during the battle with Anmi, will it cause a new parallel world to appear in that world?

He didn't care in the past.

But there is Mulan.

Since his mother left and since he had Cha Bai, the third woman who occupied an important position in his life turned out to be his four thousand year old sister.

Chen Shou's news interrupted Li Nuo's thoughts.

——"How come it's drowned in shit!"

Chen Shou also has a residence in Basel, a hostel in the southern part of the lower area. It only costs 100 gold coins to rent a room every day. The player's tombstone will move around Basel with the player until the player finds a fixed residence.

The hotel was located further down and had been washed away by the shit waves.

Li Nuo sent a message: "Has Zagu come back with you?"

Although the Zaku was destroyed by Anmi, as a piece of equipment, it has been bound to Chen Shou and should come back with him.

——"I plan to live in Zaku from now on."

Li Nuo bit his fingers, suppressed his anger, stood up, and dug out the [giant piece of shit] left by Malge from the collapsed building.

Then he passed the [Giant Piece of Shit] to Chen Shou as a gift.

After relieving his anger, Li Nuo let out a long sigh, unscrewed the thermos and washed his hands with tea.

It's good that thin brother is alive...

As for Mulan.

When he left the script, Mulan said that he would come back to them after dealing with all the problems in the world.

The worlds where the Cairo people exist can be connected to each other.

Li Nuo was grateful to the Endless Corridor from the bottom of his heart. He had more time to let his mother exist in his memory. He had a wife, and inexplicably had a "relative" to miss, and the ruins drowned by shit... He wanted to kill Maljie...

ten minutes later.

He learned about Anmi's situation from Amuro.

The emperor suffered the exile punishment unique to their corridor, and the details are still unknown. Amuro received a bounty on Anmi and prepared to kill this man who once brought disaster to the world in order to execute his own unique justice.

Twenty minutes later.

An Mi contacted him.

The emperor needs at least half a month to recover, and then he will be given what is owed to him. What Li Nuo wants is very simple, just a fight.

The agreement comes into effect.

As for the specific method, I'll find a solution from Anmi.

As a player of "Endless Corridor", Li Nuo has an even better relationship with the people of "Endless Corridor". Maybe he shouldn't have come to "Endless" in the first place.

at this time.

Brump came with the message and sent two props directly to Li Nuo.

——"This is a thank you gift, please accept it."

……

The empty corridor.

Hundreds of players gathered in the empty white courtyard.

At the end of the courtyard, as a teleportation array glowed, Isli and his guards returned from the "End Corridor".

The war of annihilation against "The End" was stopped due to the intervention of Sora's Valkyrie.

A wizard in a yellow robe came from a distance.

"Master, the spoils of war."

Isli pulled a wand from his cloak.

"This is……"

"It is the key for us to surpass 'The End'."

The exclusive summoning item from the "End Corridor" can be combined with the other two items to create a dungeon specially designed for players to level up.

Many "End" players rely on this thing to upgrade or brush equipment.

For example, the dream space below the ghost market in White City is actually the prototype of this kind of dungeon. The magic wand that Isli seized allows players going to the dungeon to adjust the difficulty so that they don't die as soon as they enter the dungeon.

"Where's Brum?"

"Mr. Brump..."

A girl with black stockings and glasses came out and pointed at the stairs leading down.

"Mr. Brump, he just took a bicycle blueprint to the craftsmen in the lower area and said he wanted to make a supersonic bicycle."

There was a woman with wavy hair next to Yisli, and she narrowed her eyes.

"Could it be that Brump has been contaminated by the absurdity of the 'Endless Corridor'?"

Everyone thinks it is very likely.

Although this action was initially intended to thank the "Endless Corridor", it ultimately helped Li Nuo and the others block the reinforcements of the End, so no one owed each other anything.

But Brump is a very upright person.

At this time, Brum was sitting in front of his own cross tombstone.

"Got you."

Familiar voice.

The Steel Corvus flying taxi landed not far away, and Di walked out of the vehicle.

"The president wants to ask you for something."

"what?"

Brump asked.

Dee pulled his cell phone out of his white suit and showed him the message.

"The three keys I gave you in the White City."

Brum did accept a commission from Isli, who said at the time that there were three keys hidden in the White City. After obtaining these three keys, one could defeat the Emperor and even the [Scholar].

Anmi's ring.

A history book in the Baicheng Library.

Except for the last key [Dream Box] which was taken away by Li Nuo first, he got the remaining two items directly through the mission rewards of "Sky Corridor".

“These two things.”

Dee narrowed his eyes and nodded.

"The president said that these two things, combined with a magic wand he stole from the End, can create something that will give us a chance to surpass the End."

[Dream Box] can be obtained by finding the script of "Bloodborne", but the other two things are really just local specialties that exist in "End".

Brump didn't say anything, but took out a cigarette case... and lit a cigarette.

"But... the president told me at the time that these three things combined together could defeat Anmi and the others."

"Because it is said that they can be teleported directly to us."

Blum took a long drag on his cigarette.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Di felt that Brupu's face looked a little ugly.

"you……"

"Di, the way things unfold is always full of surprises, right?"

"What on earth did you do?"

Facing Di's questioning, Brum lit another cigarette, his fingers visibly trembling.

"I just gave those two things to Li Nuo as a thank you gift."