As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 670: The Happy Life of Scholars (Children's Day, monthly ticket request~)

Li Nuo took out the two props that Brupu sent.

First, a ring.

【Administrator Authority Ring】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: Only useful in areas related to the end, usually used to finalize the decision-making power of a region]

[Brief description: This is the ring that An Mi once wore. When Bai Cheng was flooded by shit, this ring was used to activate Bai Cheng's self-defense system.]

Useless.

【History of Baicheng】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: A book that records the history of the gathering area. After transformation, it is actually a design book. In areas with gathering area authority, the function of this book is to design the dungeon construction model.]

[Brief description: A local specialty of the End. A large city that has left the End is no different from garbage.]

Useless...

Li Nuo finally understood the meaning of what Brupu meant by the thank-you props.

"You think I'm a rag collector, don't you?"

He wanted to call back and scold Brum, but he saw a note tucked into the book.

It reads: Our chairman said that these two things combined with the [Dream Box] can create weapons that can defeat the emperor and scholars. I don't understand how, but I believe you have the ability to use them.

To put it bluntly, Li Nuo is being treated as a garbage disposal station.

Just then, Brump called.

Voice communication across corridors costs quite a bit of gold, so it must be something important.

Li Nuo clicked to accept.

But the voice coming from the other end was Di's.

"Mr. Li Nuo!"

"Oh."

"Those two props..."

Li Nuo is dead.

Di's voice was urgent. He spent a lot of money to make a long-distance call for two props. He didn't believe that the call was made to teach him how to use the props.

As Di is the Charmer, anyone who listens to him might end up being the one being charmed.

In summary.

Li Nuo understood that these two props were awesome.

……

[Endless Corridor, player 5900, has removed you from the friend list]

Brump looked at the clues flowing on the tombstone and fell into confusion.

"Di...what happened?"

"I guess... he may have known our purpose from just a few words..."

Di really wanted to use [Charmer], but he had to negotiate with Li Nuo first, and then use it if it didn't work. But Li Nuo's brain... he wouldn't give him a chance.

"Now I'm in trouble. I've lost Li Nuo's friend rights." What Brup meant was to let Di see if he could contact Maljie.

"No." Di's refusal was firm.

"why?"

"Brother Ma is my best friend. I won't use charm on him."

Di Yi's words were correct.

"Brump, let's... go find the chairman and be punished."

Brump doesn't understand, are you the [Charmer] or is Malje the [Charmer]!
"By the way, Brum, how about... you go ask that fat guy named Chen Shou?"

"No."

Brump suddenly looked righteous.

"Chen Shou is my brother."

Di frowned. How could a grown man like you be seduced by a fat man?

The two of them went to report to Yisili with a nervous mood... and then they unexpectedly received the president's forgiveness.

"Brup actually did a good job..."

Isli's tolerance was a ray of light in Brum's eyes.

He asked eagerly: "Why, why..."

Yisili smiled and said, "No matter how much a person needs benefits, he should never forget to be grateful. From your point of view, you have no problem."

But among this group of people, there was a player whose mind-reading skills reached the pinnacle...that guy read another answer from Isli's mind.

——"'Endless Corridor' can't use it, I'll just have a chance to trade it back with them."

The player looked at Isli's saintly smile and Brump who was about to cry, and he wondered if everyone had forgotten one thing... Isli was the demon from "Great Sword".

……

Wink's Tavern.

Li Nuo entered the bar, and the wind chimes at the door rang a few times. Brother Ting behind the bar greeted her with a smile: "Oh~ beautiful lady..."

Li Nuo: "..."

Because Brother Ting is so handsome, most of the people coming to the pub recently are women. Brother Ting's main business has become a gigolo who chats with people under the name of a bartender, and his business is particularly good.

The two of them sat facing each other across the table.

There was a "Closed" sign on the door.

The pub was so quiet that you could hear people breathing.

"Brother Ting, when I see your face, I want to peel your skin off."

Li Nuo broke the silence.

"I have this face thanks to you guys!" Brother Ting slammed the table and said, "Don't you understand how horrible it is to deal with a group of women every day? Do you really think this face is all luck?"

"Do you think I don't know how troublesome it is to deal with women?" Li Nuo slapped the table and broke it into pieces.

Brother Ting immediately adjusted his sitting position and said with a smile, "Okay, Li Nuo, come on, tell me what's going on?"

"Where's Wink?"

"He has gone to inherit the family fortune."

Brother Ting briefly described what happened.

In order to build a station connecting the end, Wenk asked his grandmother to inherit the family business. Wenk's life experience is not simple. If you think about it carefully, you will understand that this guy has been wandering in the gray industry and has not been shot, which means that he has a backer behind him.

He is a rich second generation.

The price of returning to the family is to go on a blind date.

As for why Wenk hates blind dates so much, it’s because the blind date partner is his grandmother’s best friend... Basel is the stage of "The End of Eternity". As mentioned before, some people here are immortal and eternally young, and his grandmother is one of them.

Li Nuo felt like his brain was being raped.

He sat down at the bar, lowered his head in silence, and didn't say another word until Wenk came back.

After Wen Ke came in, Brother Ting pointed at Li Nuo and told him through lip language that it was very dangerous.

Even though Wenke knew that players could not harm the indigenous people, he had already developed an irresistible fear of this guy. Those who knew the script now understood one thing: Li Nuo was a monster who could use his brain to bring down the [Scholar] and the Emperor.

This guy is definitely capable of finding a way to kill the natives.

Li Nuo looked at him listlessly.

"Mr. Wenk, you are actually a child from a wealthy family?"

"I was wrong."

Wenke wanted to kneel down. He knew what Li Nuo was missing. He had been hiding the truth about being a third-generation rich man for such a long time, which led Li Nuo to think that he was a fool for helping him make money in the past.

"Forget it, let's discuss this matter."

Li Nuo calmed himself down and took the ring, history book and dream box from the box to the table.

He talked about the amazing moves of Brup in the "Sky Corridor".

Wenk immediately realized the crux of the problem.

"You don't know what use it will be, but it will be of great use."

Li Nuo nodded.

"Well, judging from the reaction in the corridor, it will definitely be of great use, so I want to give it a try."

"I'll contact the staff to see how to use it."

In the past, Wen Ke would have definitely raised the price to Li Nuo, but not today. He was afraid of offending this guy too much and getting retaliated against.

Tingge crossed his arms and asked, "I don't know the people in the 'Sky Corridor', but will the Brump and his gang you mentioned find a way to send people over to steal things?"

After all, the fact that Bei Maisili was able to personally attack the "Corridor of the End" shows how powerful the people of the "Corridor of the Sky" are.

Li Nuo has thought about this matter.

The answer is impossible.

First of all, he felt that Bulupusha B...would not do things in a roundabout way.

Secondly, Endless and Sora have no feud, so Isli will not come over. What's more, Endless's situation is different. There is Lillian guarding the top, and at worst there is KING who has super-standard ability to play with mechanisms.

Endless is not as scattered as Endgame. When Endgame blocked the army of Isli not long ago, the biggest risk of death for Endgame players was actually dying at the hands of their own people.

Lastly, Sora's intelligence was relatively transparent, and Brupu was indeed only ranked above average in his class in their corridor.

But the most powerful people of the same level in their corridor...are actually an idiot couple.

So you don’t have to worry about people of the same level coming to cause trouble.

After listening to what Li Nuo said, Brother Ting couldn't help but ask, "Why are your interpersonal relationships so weird?"

It’s not right to say it’s strange, it should be called wild.

Li Nuo felt that utilizing the surplus value of the other person's remaining life was a very normal choice.

While the two were chatting, Wenk had already received the news.

【Enhanced Maze Editor】

[Brief description: This is an additional feature from "RPG Game Maker". It was originally supposed to be used only in the maze manufacturing system before lv25. A thousand years ago, a player appeared in the "End Corridor"... That guy brought this thing out of the working group, and later it became a unique mechanism item for the "End Corridor"]

The staff checked and found that the player's name could not be found.

In fact, it is the "demon" when he was still a player.

The "End of the Corridor" has not experienced a change of corridors. The way the demon god came to power was because the previous manager died, and then the manager was naturally selected.

The brief description continues.

[If you want to use this editor, you need to gather three things]

[1. Books dedicated to production]

That is the history book of Baicheng.

[2. Administrator's Ring]

Anmi's ring.

[3. Props for creating large fantasy areas]

Dream box.

According to the above, everything is in Li Nuo's hands.

But there are two problems involved here, which means that no one except the administrator can use this prop.

[For production-specific books, if the content has already been written, the carbon-based creature that created the content needs to erase the content, or the administrator directly uses personal authority to format the book]

That is to say...

The scholars have to delete the contents recorded in the book themselves.

[Since it is a specialty of the "End Corridor", when other corridors use it, it will be considered as exceeding the scope of authority. At this time, another specialty of the "End Corridor", the adjustment wand, is needed to complete the permission change.]

The magic wand that Isli brought back from attacking the "End Corridor" was used for this.

This is one of the reasons why the Northern Malaysian Islamic Forces are confident in using it.

Isli is considered a half-manager of the "Sky Corridor" and has the authority to erase the contents above.

But in the "Endless Corridor", only the King and Angel are qualified, but since these two are not normal players, they cannot help. Moreover, the punishment of the World Tree is hanging over their heads, and they cannot use their personal authority.

If the above reasons are still on the managers.

The following problem arises from the conflict between the players and the corridor itself.

【Administrator Ring】

[The prerequisite for using it is that the player has not yet become an administrator but is qualified to become an administrator]

Li Nuo thought that Maljie should be qualified.

【Dream Box】

[If you are a player who has not yet become an administrator, you have your own fiefdom in the "End Corridor". Using the box and ring in your own fiefdom can trigger the conditions for creating a maze.]

Then came the text message from the staff.

[If you don’t understand, let me explain. This thing can only be used in the environment of the “End Corridor”…]

[The Sky Corridor might work, after all, one of their managers is a serious player...]

[In short, we can't use this thing. ]

Li Nuo asked in front of the computer: "Is this thing powerful?"

The staff responded almost instantly.

[The edited maze randomly generates dungeon areas for players to level up, but it is extremely dangerous. Many players in the End rely on this thing to level up, so it is indeed very powerful, but for the weak chickens like us in the Corridor, it is not of much use. ]

Li Nuo: "Besides this, are there any other restrictions?"

[Of course it’s a place. Where can we find the territory of the “End of the Corridor” here? This thing can only be used in the “End of the Corridor”! ]

When Wen Ke saw Li Nuo pushing the door open, he knew... this guy had a way to solve it.

Li Nuo stood at the door, leaning against the door frame, looking at the White City Disc hanging over Basel.

"Is that thing still the 'End' thing?"

Wenk read the staff's message to him: "It will always be considered the 'end' of the world. It's mainly because it's too big. It's a problem to put it anywhere. So the indigenous upper class in Basel doesn't want it."

Li Nuo: "The lower area is flooded with shit, so there's a lot of open space, right?"

Li Nuo walked back to the computer and saw new messages from the staff on the screen.

“How do we put it where we want it?”

[Spend money to hire an indigenous construction team... Wen Ke is familiar with this. It was he who spent the money to build the station.]

Li Nuo took out the thermos, unscrewed the lid, and glanced at Wen Ke.

"Mr. Wink?"

Although Wen Ke nodded, his head hurt. He couldn't tell whether he was the one who inherited the family business or helped Li Nuo inherit the family business. [But, but... don't forget, you need administrator privileges! ]

“What if I ask the previous administrator to hand over the authority?”

The staff on the other side of the screen that Li Nuo asked was on standby.

Let’s put it this way… [Scholar] is currently serving as an apprentice to Mr. Cairo… so this has become a particularly convenient matter.

Li Nuo took out the bill.

The gorilla driver who was summoned drove the hearse and crashed the wall of the tavern.

Wink has become numb after watching his tavern being destroyed.

On ordinary days, the Cairo people cannot enter Basel. Today, the lower area happened to be flooded with shit and the protection mechanism collapsed, so the gorilla driver broke in naturally.

Li Nuo wrote a note to the gorilla driver.

The gorilla driver held up a sign: "That's it?"

Li Nuo nodded: "That's it."

……

Cairo Racing Star.

On a barren land, there were two figures separated by dozens of meters, with a ravine between them left by their fight.

The one standing on the small hill is the uncle.

A few dozen meters away, sitting on the ground was a scholar.

He was panting, with bloodstains faintly visible on his thin body. After being tied up, he chose to fight with the old man immediately, but the strange thing was... Harry Krick's fighting style was really beyond the comprehension of scholars.

He has been surviving in the "Corridor of End" environment until now. The end is not only cold but also cruel. Dogs on the roadside will chase and bite players when they see them.

But this absurd creature like Uncle Cairo is beyond the concept of a dog that bites people. The local specialty of the "Endless Corridor" is not cruelty, but incomprehensible anti-common sense.

"Why is it that no matter how we treat you, no matter how we turn you into a pile of rubbish, you can still survive?"

The scholar wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Vegeta is right, don't fight creatures from the funny world."

Harry Cracker pulled a cigar out of his butt, played with it in his hand, and raised the corner of his mouth in a sly manner.

"You little brat, I told you I'd buy you accident insurance, and you're not satisfied? Is it that difficult to get your car repaired at my place?"

Of course it was difficult. The scholar had been a god for so long that he could not accept the fact that he would be a car mechanic, and an intern at that.

If it were the him from before, he would at least have the confidence to suppress Harry Krikker. Even if he couldn't win, it would be easy for him to escape from him.

just now……

【Failure Penalty】

[All attributes reduced by 70%]

[All attack skills cannot be used]

[“Scholar” Identity Ability Seal]

The three most important things for players have been blocked.

The punishment mechanism of the End is such that the greater the advantage you have, the greater the backlash you will suffer after failure.

Moreover, the devil will not let the [scholar] go, and the devil is also behind this.

The only good thing for him is... as a certified manager candidate, he doesn't have to carry out scripted missions for the time being, so as long as he stays with Uncle Cairo or travels around the Cairo world, he will be safe for the time being.

You just need to wait for the penalty time to end, and then you can try to make a comeback.

"If I can't beat you, forget it."

The scholars started the second plan: if they couldn't win, they would cheat.

He knew that the Cairo people had mental problems and were easy to deceive.

The old man didn't want to kill him, he just wanted to find an employee who wouldn't be overworked, and the scholar met his requirements.

It pushed off the ground and rolled forward infinitely to the front of the scholar. After getting up, it found that its beard was missing, so it ran back happily to stick it back on, and then walked back as if nothing had happened.

"Have you come to your senses, kid?"

"I have a condition. You become my teacher and teach me how to fight. But please don't worry..." The scholar smiled and said, "Li Nuo told you that I was once the Supreme of a century, and I know very well the ways in history that can make a car repair shop make a lot of money."

The old man was a little tempted... He thought, yes... That brat Li Nuo said that this guy is a god, so he knows very well how to make a lot of money, it's very reasonable.

Recently I have been worried about my grandson owing money from gambling.

The old man was really tempted, so he slowly approached and said, "Hey... tell me how to make a lot of money?"

The scholar licked his cracked lips and was about to speak to him when the gorilla driver's hearse rushed out from the void and crashed into him, performing a divine flesh brake.

The scholar was strong enough that the hearse couldn't hurt him, but when he saw the gorilla driver... he had a bad feeling.

Then the driver took out a note and handed it to the old man.

The first paragraph of the note:
Uncle, you have to be careful about one thing. Scholars love to lie. If I were him, I would ask you to teach me how to fight, and then kill you after I learn it.

Harry Knicks: “Hmm…”

The scholar found that there seemed to be something wrong with the old man's eyes.

Then the second paragraph:

All you have to do is ask him to hand over the authority of "White City Manager". He will lose his foundation and can no longer deceive you. Then you can tell him to "erase the contents of the White City History Book", and then he will be your toy.

The old man stuffed the note into his mouth, weaved it into small darts with his tongue, and his eyes were fierce.

Compared to the scholar, the old man definitely believes in Li Nuo. He knows who has helped him.

The scholar realized that something was wrong, frowned slightly, and prepared to find a way to leave.

At this time…the gorilla driver held up a sign: “The guy said that this guy won’t do his job honestly, so let me help you.”

It took off its pants.

Lino told it that if the scholar tried to run, he should stab him with "your screwdriver".

When the scholar saw the gorilla driver take off his pants and look at him, he felt desperate. It was obvious that the old man would help the gorilla driver hold down his hands and feet.

He still didn't understand one thing: to the "Cairo people", he, the god from another world, was actually just a monkey.

The Cairo people have problems with their brains. If you ask them to beat a monkey, they will say it is too brutal. If you ask them to fuck a monkey, they will say it is interesting.

The local specialties of the "Endless Corridor" that Li Nuo mentioned do not simply refer to kidnapping, but the irrational society of the entire "absurd world".

The scholar caused Mulan's world to suffer despair for tens of thousands of years, and the despair would backfire on him in the "Endless Corridor".

"You guys..."

The scholar looked at the gorilla and the old man approaching him, ready to fight to the death.

Suddenly... a group of little Cairo guys came over to watch the fun.

"Is Uncle going to stab him with a screwdriver?"

"I want to play too!"

“I want to play too!”

"Add me one!"

"I asked my dad to come play with us!"

The Cairo gentlemen came like mushrooms after a rain, smelling the scent. There were nearly a hundred of them, and their shadows alone covered the scholars.

The old man stood in front of everyone, looking at him fiercely.

"You still don't say it? Do you really want to try?"

The scholar was stunned for a moment.

"Is there a possibility that you haven't told me yet?"

……

[The administrator of the "End of the Corridor" branch gathering area has formatted the "White City History Book"]

Li Nuo looked at the history book that had turned into a white paper and snapped his fingers.

"All done~"

Wenk and the staff didn't know what was going on, but they all tacitly chose not to ask.

Li Nuo could choose to ask An Mi to help format the book, but he just wanted to torment the scholars. It has been said that if scholars are to become human beings again, they must first get used to PUA. He is thinking about the scholars.

Staff: [Then the next step is... first move the location of "White City" to the lower mining area, where there are no residents for the time being, and then hand over the formatted book to us, and find someone with management qualifications to wear the ring to start the White City program, but there is still a problem...]

Create a maze that allows everyone to profit, and only those with the authority of a legitimate administrator can activate it normally.

Staff: [The "Dream Box" can create a large-scale illusion area and make the maze materialize, but it also requires something with the nature of "summoning"...]

Li Nuo: “I have.”

He does have it, [Celestial Intersection Sphere], which he got from the "Vaporwave" script, and he can only draw this junk from an alien world item once a month.

Staff: [However... the construction method is purely random. We don't know what the completed maze is, and you can't interfere. Moreover, the construction time is very long, at least... about a year. ]

The staff had their own things to do and couldn't help him simply out of favors.

Li Nuo: "Let me ask Doraemon if he has any special methods."

Now that things have come to this...there is nothing left to talk about.

Brother Ting sat behind the bar, constantly pondering one thing… How brutal are Li Nuo’s interpersonal relationships?
Most of the interpersonal relationships between players are established between players. Even if there are additional relationships, they are nothing more than certain creatures that can be summoned in the world. Looking at each corridor, they are actually the same.

But Li Nuo will use the details to create new branches of relationships. For example, after the relationship between the old man and the gorilla driver is established, the old man becomes one of the goods that the gorilla driver can transport. When the scholar stays in the hands of the old man, the scholar becomes a prop that can be used to catch fish. Inside the corridor, there is his traitor among the staff, Wenk is his shareholder, and a flat girl from the idol company is his captain's lickspittle. He doesn't know many people, but each of them plays a huge role.

This guy seems to be unsophisticated in socializing, but actually he handles human relationships quite well. He neither takes a step more nor backs down a bit, maintaining a very pure and ambiguous relationship, just like a scumbag like Yasasi.

Brother Ting glanced at the floor-length mirror opposite him, and suddenly he felt that compared to his own face that was so handsome that it could make people cry, Li Nuo, the Pope's daughter, was a socialite.

After figuring it out, Brother Ting was very glad that he was lucky enough not to be used by Li Nuo in the script of "Ys".

He thinks too much. He is just too useless and has no value to him.

……

on the way back.

Li Nuo is still thinking about this matter.

In the past, he might have chosen to trade with the "Sky Corridor" in exchange for props or equipment.

But because a lot of strange things had happened before, he felt the need to choose a risky "investment behavior."

For example, Li Nuo still hasn't figured out the problem of the Smiling Bustard.

He initially thought that the Smiling Bustard was a projection of the "devil".

Later I found out that it had nothing to do with the devil.

So what exactly is the Laughing Bustard?
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Compared with visible risks, he is more cautious about invisible ones.

If the [Enhanced Maze Editor] is built, I will figure out how to use it.

There are still some enhanced items available now.

The rewards of this script are quite important, [Miraporeas's Fire*2], [Zulong's Book of Red Thunder], [Great Sword Warrior's Full Skill Book], [Scholar's Memory: Undecipherable Scholar's Book], and [World Core Fragments*10].

If you're in a hurry, you should go and see it now.

But Li Nuo planned to talk to Sauron. That guy was knowledgeable and might have other bad ideas.

Speaking of Soren...

……

the next day.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai arrived at the upper area as promised.

The freight elevator leading to the upper area was packed with people. It was said that because the area below was flooded with shit, many people ran to the area above Basel for refuge.

Along the way, you could hear people pointing and talking everywhere. The indigenous people were being paraded through the streets because they had lost their homes.

The big banners they held said things like "My house is flooded with shit! Give me back my home!"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai passed by this group of people.

Cha Bai asked curiously, "If Maljie comes back, will the natives find a way to kill him?"

"His death was not a pity."

Li Nuo also wanted to kill Maljie.

"The more I think about Alifa, the angrier I get..."

Killing Alifa is a very important step in his plan, which is related to the upgrade of alchemy and is crucial to the transformation of potions and bombs.

Whether high-powered alchemical bombs like [Black Dragon Eclipse] can be mass-produced depends on the rewards after Alifa dies.

But she was killed by Maljie... Li Nuo had an extreme NTR feeling of watching a childhood sweetheart riding on another childhood sweetheart's bicycle.

Chabai glanced at him and bit him on the cheek in the street.

This picture is very interesting.

There was a large parade on the road. She and he were shouting angrily as if no one was around, with Nanami's performance poster hanging above their heads.

All of this was created by them, but it seems like it has nothing to do with them.

Cha Bai loosened his lips, ruffled his hair, and said with a smile: "Don't be petty."

Li Nuo has always been fooled by her. He said "Oh" and sheathed his knife.

It was getting late, so the two of them walked quickly to the agreed place. There were some tea rooms exclusively for players on the upper floor of Basel. Lilyan booked the largest room. After entering the room, she didn't see any trace of "Wrath of Bahamut", but all the members of the Gigolo Group were there.

Li Nuo greeted with a smile, and everyone was considered acquaintances.

"Captain Ma is not here?" Yak was standing by the window smoking. Ever since Maljie became the captain, he had always regarded Ma as his rival and was very resentful about it.

"Go eat shit." Li Nuo replied unhappily.

Maljer's name is now a banned word.

The room was over 200 square meters, with only a few sofas in the empty room. Soran's glasses were placed on a small table in the center of the room.

Cha Bai pointed at the glasses and said, "Isn't it bad to let your captain sit on the table?"

Everyone in the Cowherd Group laughed.

Yake said: "How could our captain wear glasses like that? You guys should know when to stop teasing others."

At this time, Gardevoir used [Teleport] to teleport herself over. She greeted Cha Bai, then took out a new pair of glasses from her skirt and replaced the old ones on the table.

Someone in the Cowherd Group said, "Okay, our captain is here, who else hasn't arrived yet?"

Li Nuo squatted in front of Soran's new glasses and whispered, "I have something to discuss with you later. Don't leave after the meeting."

At this time the door was pushed open.

Soran himself stood outside, panting, pointing at everyone and yelling, “You did this on purpose!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Soran heard a prompt from the room system.

[This room has been reserved, and you are not authorized to enter the room]

Then Sauron himself was teleported away.

Only his glasses lay quietly on the table.

(End of this chapter)