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Chapter 227 Really tough

I’ve seen a lot of damned people, and I’ve seen a lot of damned ghosts, but I’ve never seen a person who doesn’t deserve to die alarming both black and white.

Zhao Sanyuan was indeed slightly shocked. He quickly took a sip of wine to calm down his shock. His premonition told him that there would be a big melon to eat next.

Judging from previous observations, there is indeed something wrong with that man. How can a normal person pack up his three souls and float away? This situation can only happen to a dying person.

The problem is that his spiritual fire is pretty good, and he doesn't appear to be short-lived, nor does his Yintang turn black and his soul is very weak.

Of course, the extent to which his soul drifted away was very subtle. He just drifted out a little and then fell back again.

To put it simply, it's just pulling and pulling repeatedly, which is very strange.

"The separation of the soul from the body means that the human lifespan has expired, and a ghost is needed to lure the soul to the underworld, right, Mr. Bai?"

"more or less."

Zhao Sanyuan was stunned.

What do you mean by almost the same?

"Because this world is too complicated, brother, you know."

"I don't understand."

"You noble man has forgotten things, brother. Have you forgotten how you got out of the underworld before? You deceived the city god and wandering gods, and you entered the underworld through the formal procedures. Do you think you were separated from the body at that time? ?”

"This"

"Not only are the Yin people, there are also some Taoist priests who are really nothing. Why do Yang gods appear all the time? As soon as the Yang gods appear, the underworld will react, thinking that this person is going to die, but when the Yin messengers arrive, they will , Alas~ His soul returned to his body after playing, and Yin Chai's trip was completely in vain. Are you angry? You must know that Yin Chai has a target every year, and you will be punished for low efficiency. "

Although he didn't openly try to slander the people in Xuanmen, there was still a lot of resentment in his words.

Think about it too.

Traveling back and forth between Yin and Yang will definitely not be as simple as going from the top of the kang to the top of the kang. When Yin Chai received the job and rushed to seduce the soul, he found that others were playing, which was indeed a bit disturbing.

Thinking about it from his perspective, Zhao Sanyuan felt that if he were in a similar situation, the Immortal of the Yangshen would have to be tortured to death. Damn, is it easy for me to just run away?

But having said that, this logic is a bit loose, and it is easy to find loopholes in it.

"That's not right. Can't we confirm the life and death book in advance? Can't we wait until we are sure that the person's life span is really exhausted before checking it?"

Mr. Bai sighed, "Brother, it's not like you haven't seen the Book of Life and Death before. It is always changing. For example, a person just had ten years to live. At this moment, he suddenly did something unscrupulous and was punished. Deduct ten years, then he will die next moment, and the opposite is also true. It is said that this person is about to die, but before dying, he suddenly did a good deed to extend his life, so there is no point in simply squatting in front of the book of life and death. Yes, that’s not to mention some big guys who can use luck to help people live longer. There are too many twists and turns, and I’m tired of being a shady guy.”

The last time Zhao Sanyuan went to the underworld, he not only saw the book of life and death with his own eyes, but also checked the longevity of several people accompanied by King Chu Jiang.

No matter how the process goes, the book of life and death is indeed changing all the time.

However, what I saw was not the Book of Life and Death itself. It was in the safest place in Fengdu City and was under the personal control of Emperor Fengdu. In order to facilitate the inspection of information in the Ten Halls of the Yin Cao, Emperor Fengdu divided the Book of Life and Death into ten strands and hid them in the Ten Halls of the Yin Cao. In the room, very few people knew the exact location.

When it comes to borrowing luck to help people live longer, Zhao Sanyuan has some understanding, but this method has many hard prerequisites. There are very few experts who can do it, and even fewer people can ask such experts to do such a thing. few.

In Mr. Bai's words, there are indeed many twists and turns in this world.

"The greatest significance of the existence of Yin Zha is to prevent Yin and Yang from being out of balance. After death, the soul cannot stay in the Yang world. It will either be gathered together by the city god to leave the underworld, or be seduced by Yin Zha into the underworld. This is the rule, that is, It's the law of heaven, but it doesn't count those who die violently and commit suicide, brother, you know."

After sitting down and chatting together, the relationship between them became much closer.

From the perspective of identity, people and ghosts naturally have different paths, but it is Zhao Sanyuan who has this strength that can make the two masters, black and white, look at him differently.

The Dharma lineage is strong enough, and Emperor Fengdu also called him by name, so there is nothing wrong with being polite. Besides, you might have to deal with the soft-spoken cannibal in the future. To say the least, if you encounter this kid in the future, you won't be able to do it. Being beaten so hard.

Just chatting back and forth, Mr. Bai's mantra made Zhao Sanyuan feel a little helpless.

If I understand everything, why should I explain it to you?

It is true that the cycle of life and death is an opportunity to start over, but this is not a mechanical cycle and involves a lot of rules.

To explain it in a layman's terms, reincarnation is a relatively regular and purposeful process. It is a very serious matter, and serious matters must be treated seriously.

Therefore, if a person does not cherish himself, wastes his life, or even commits suicide, then his soul is not worthy of being taken to the underworld.

Is it easy to be a human again?
What a blessing it is?

How many are lining up at the back?

It's better for you, your own self.

OK, you are your freedom. After all, there are all kinds of dissatisfactions in life.

But since it’s already gone, don’t vote.

Let’s talk about the violent death.

Such as jumping into a well, committing suicide in a car accident, sudden malignant illness, etc. are all considered accidental deaths.

There are many more cases of violent death than suicide, involving strong resentment, obsession, evil thoughts, and cause and effect. Their souls will appear in a 'frozen' state after death, or they need to be saved by an expert and go through a special process to be sent down. , or you need to find a scapegoat.

Generally, those who die suddenly will have a high probability of being seriously mourned in the family, which can cause everything from going wrong for the wife, children, children, or even the neighbors to death. However, many people do not understand the seriousness of it, even if they know a little bit about it. , and there is a high probability of encountering Mr. Yin Yang who works on the assembly line, leading to tragedy.

All in all, reincarnation and longevity are very serious matters, involving both the dead and the living.

"This happened to him more than two months ago. At first, the yinzai who came to seduce his soul thought it was because he had not yet reached the end of his yang life, so he stayed and registered according to the procedures. Later, many yinzai came in succession, but nothing happened. Fa Gouhun, brother, you have also seen that his soul comes out and goes back repeatedly. The junior's evil can't really make the decision without authorization. After all, it involves a person's life and death, but it's not okay to do this all the time. The evil comes back and forth. We can’t afford to go back, so there’s nothing we can do, so Heizi and I will go there ourselves to see what’s going on.”

Zhao Sanyuan suddenly realized.

I thought that such a strange thing could happen.

Has it lasted more than two months?
Kind of interesting.

"Are the two gentlemen going to hook up or not?"

"As long as he meets the two conditions in the book of life and death, that his life span has not expired and his soul has not completely left the body, even we can't seduce him. We have to take the situation back to the Tenth Hall of the Underworld and wait for the Lord Yama to come up with an idea."

"No, the two masters are the legendary black and white impermanence, and they don't even have the authority to seduce souls?"

"Uh-" Mr. Hei was choked again and beat his chest crazily.

Is this what people say?

What's wrong with impermanence?

What's wrong with Yin Shuai?

Even if Emperor Fengdu comes in person, he can't kill anyone casually. It's all to blame for some people among the people who insist on talking about the evil spirits like social ghosts, and can lure away the soul of anyone who is unhappy.

Mr. Bai was about to cry but had no tears, "Don't make trouble, brother, we are the most disciplined in the underworld."

There are specialties in the art, and Black and White Wuchang's job has two and a half, one is to attract souls, and the other is to catch evil ghosts. Occasionally, he will appear in front of people who are preparing to commit suicide and persuade them to cherish themselves.

"Okay, then I'll go back and sleep." Zhao Sanyuan felt bored when he saw that he was not having fun watching it. He thought he could see the powerful side of Master Wu Chang, so he had to go back and ask the upper management for instructions?
"No, brother!" Bai Wuchang looked a little anxious, and quickly reached out to stop Zhao Sanyuan. Just now, he thought of a way to get the best of both worlds, "I have a merciless request, but I hope-"

"Then don't invite me, I won't do it."

Before he could finish his words, Zhao Sanyuan flatly refused.

Master Impermanence apologizes and begs, what good things can come of it?

Even if you use your toes to cover it, you will know that you have not held in your fart well.

We don't owe each other anything, so there's no need to have an affair.

"Listen first, listen first. For the sake of your beating last time, listen first and save face for me and Heizi."

Sometimes Zhao Sanyuan really likes the soft side rather than the hard side. Look at Mr. Bai on the left, Mr. Bai has a long tongue, and Mr. Hei on the right with his cross-eyed eyes. Thinking back to what happened when he was in Yin before, you feel a little sorry for him, and he was stared at by Black and White. He was in your bed in the middle of the night. Who wouldn't be panicking while standing there like that?

"Let me keep an eye on him?"

"That's right, Heizi and I are busy with official duties and can't stay here. After we go back to report to Mr. Yan, we have to travel far away, so I want to ask you for help. Brother, you know."

"I understand, I understand the truth, but you two are the only ones in charge of the underworld? There were at least [-] people who were chasing me and Rabbit back then, right? Can't we send a few to stay here?"

Mr. Bai shook his head, "The rules are the rules. If an ordinary Yin servant wants to come to the Yang world, the prerequisite must be to lead the souls of the dead into the underworld. They cannot stay at all. If they want to stay in the human world for a longer time, they must at least be at the Yin commander level. But there are only ten Yinshuai, and those above him have no chance to come, they are very busy, and besides, which Yinshai can be better than my brother?"

"The praise is too blunt, I won't accept your trick." Zhao Sanyuan's expression remained as usual, unmoved.

"." Mr. Bai cursed in his heart.

nonsense!

No matter whether I was a human being or a ghost after death, I had very little experience of telling small stories. In addition, the underworld has been too busy recently. You beat me and I beat you from above. People died in groups, and those who died in battle, starved to death, froze to death, died unjustly. More and more, the Yin Cao of Shidian worked overtime, and I heard that the Meng Po soup in Naihe Bridge was almost out of supply.

Difficult.

It's hard to do bad things.

The more times like this come, the less things can go wrong.

So Zhao Sanyuan is the perfect choice.

He is a living person, and he is very capable. He is related to many big shots below, especially the two door gods who watch the door to death!
Don’t think you didn’t know they were seriously in trouble back then!
That means you can't beat them, otherwise you will spit at their feet every day!

Zhao Sanyuan's eyes did not change and he still did not agree.

Although I have a lot of interest in this matter, it is limited to the scope of eating melons and I am not willing to get involved.

"What good can I do?"

boom--

Mr. Bai flipped his wrist and saw a big paper ingot slapped on the table, "The money bank in heaven and earth is universal in the underworld."

"I'm a big living person, and I want to fuck the ingots from Tiandi Bank!"

"Hey~ Brother, you can't say that. People are destined to die. Brother Bai will use some connections to help you save money first. When you die, Heizi and I will come to pick you up in person. Then we can make a profit."

Zhao Sanyuan's face was covered with black lines, and he tried not to smash the paper ingot on his head.

The sincerity can indeed be seen, but the form is really unacceptable.

I haven't lived enough yet!

Why do you care whether the interest rate is high or not?

Just now, who said that the underworld has the most rules?
According to the rules, strangers cannot buy themselves Yin banknotes in advance.

The reason is very simple. First of all, it is impossible for living people to have sex down there. Only when they are taken after death and are registered in the underworld, can the burned things be put into the support pavilion.

Furthermore, how much is paper money worth in the human world?

Everyone is burning for themselves while they are alive, so there are no poor people here. Inflation alone can make the support pavilion confused.

The true meaning of paper money lies in the mind.

It is the yearning and remembrance of old friends by strangers.

To make offerings, to put it bluntly, what the deceased souls spend is not money, but affection, family affection, love, friendship, and all the best feelings in the world.

So what Mr. Bai means is that he can exploit loopholes through connections, so that Zhao Sanyuan can not only open an account in the Support Pavilion below while he is still alive, but also save a large amount of money in advance.

"I'm not interested in spending paper money."

"Don't worry, just in case your descendants can use it in the future. The longer you save, the more interest you will get. Brother, you know."

"Goodbye."

"Then brother, tell me what to do to win."

"If I go downstairs through the yin again, whether I'm going in or out, you two have to find a way to help me, so that things don't happen like last time. I don't like to fight, Mr. Bai, you know. "

"This"

In fact, Zhao Sanyuan had already thought of the conditions.

The benefits that can be obtained from Yin Chai are too few.

The only useful thing is to open your mind from the identity level.

In the days to come, you will rarely have to fight with others, and if Lao Gao is on the verge of death again, you will definitely have to fish for others, so if you can take the path of black and white, you will save a lot of trouble.

But for Yin Zai, such things as being evil are essentially not allowed. It's just that for thousands of years, there have been many masters in the world. It's just that they haven't been discovered. Once they are discovered, they must act according to the rules.

"no problem."

"So happy? You're not fooling me, are you?"

"No way, brother, Brother Bai, I always keep my word."

"Really agree?"

"I agree, don't you want me and Heizi to help you when you are in trouble again? No problem. When the time comes, you can put it on your head in front of the stone monument at the end of Huangquan Road. Brother Bai will be here."

Zhao Sanyuan was caught off guard. He had already thought about how to bargain. Unexpectedly, Mr. Bai agreed very readily.

Little did they know that this kid had already registered downstairs. If he started causing trouble again, everyone would look bad. It would be better to just turn a blind eye and that would be fine.

That is to say, Zhao Sanyuan's subjective thoughts have not changed, otherwise he would not have stated such a simple condition.

Master Bai put his tall and pointed hat on the table. Unlike the previous gold ingot, if he wanted to actually hand it over to Zhao Sanyuan, Master Bai had to show his true identity. It only took the blink of an eye and would not cause any trouble. There was a commotion, after all, no one would pay attention to the corner of the roadside stall in the middle of the night.

but!
Brother Boss does it!
He has been observing the movements on Zhao Sanyuan's side.

Leng Buding saw Bai Lang appearing as a 'person' with a long tongue, and his first reaction was Bai Wuchang.

How about saying that some people are born to be social cows.

I saw him picking up the bricks under the stove and throwing them towards Bai Wuchang's face.

Snapped--

On target.

Bai Wuchang was confused, and Hei Wuchang was also confused.

No one expected a brick to suddenly come flying.

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient. Seeing as it's his treat, we don't know him the same way. Don't you two still have official duties? I won't stay any longer. I will definitely take care of what you asked me."

While Zhao Sanyuan was talking, he stepped forward to protect his boss brother and cursed in a low voice: "Are you such a tough guy? Bai Wuchang showed up for such a short time and you hit him in the face with a brick? What do you think? Hurry up. I closed the stall and packed my bags overnight to go back to my hometown!”

The boss's expression was full of anxiety and confusion, and he muttered: "No, the legend says that if you throw a brick at Bai Wuchang, it will hit him back with gold or silver ingots? I still think that my wealth is in danger. I’m looking for a fortune.”

"You are such a tough guy."

(End of this chapter)