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Chapter 228 Critical hits every word
Legends are mainly based on how you view them subjectively.

For example, do you believe more in Xu Xian's snake-catching techniques, or do you believe more in the ability of Aristotle's dozens of treatises to be preserved for thousands of years?

Subjective, subjective, subjective is very important.

It's actually similar to the present moment.

Legend has it that Bai Wuchang is a fun-loving ghost who likes to take pleasure in living people and looks down on those who are timid. If you encounter Bai Wuchang and you are not afraid or run away, but instead make faces at it to scare it or throw rocks and other objects, Bai Wuchang will use gold to scare it. Ingots and silver ingots fight back until all are thrown.

Here comes the problem.

Not to mention whether Bai Wuchang is happy or not, he is a ghost in his own right, one of the top ten shady men in the underworld, and his reputation is resounding all over the country.

Can making faces at it scare it?

Is there a problem with my brain?

It has seen countless ferocious evil spirits down there, but has it never seen any miserable ones?
Using gold ingots and silver ingots to counterattack is even more ridiculous.

how?

Bai Wuchang doesn't know how to do it?
Or is the soul-killing rod in his hand just a decoration?
It depends on whether you do it or not.

Therefore, some legends are full of unreliability, and whoever believes them will be wronged.

Dare you throw a brick in Bai Wuchang's face?

孽 孽!
If it weren't for Zhao Sanyuan's help to smooth things over, the boss would have at least been taken to the underworld for three days and seven days of fun.

After the evil was done, he became frightened and numb.

After all, it was just a conditioned reflex to seek wealth and wealth in danger, but he always felt good when he won, and he still understood the truth about losing in the crematorium, and he wanted to get into the stove to cover his ears.

However, there was no horrific scene as imagined. The boss brother blinked again and Bai Wuchang disappeared out of thin air, as if he had never appeared before.

"Brother, I seemed to have had a dream just now. I dreamed that I saw Bai Wuchang."

Zhao Sanyuan glanced at him lightly, "Dreaming, right? Okay, just pray that they don't look for you in your dreams."

The boss boss was so anxious that big snot bubbles came out of his nose, "Isn't this a dream? Have I really seen a ghost?"

"No, you gave it a brick. By the way, are you the reincarnation of a stupid roe deer? Ordinary people run as far away as they can when they see ghosts. You're lucky enough to even think about grabbing a handful. I'm not as good as you. force."

"Then what should we do? You won't really take away my soul in my dreams when you sleep in the future, right? It's like a monkey."

"Stop putting so much money on your face, okay? I don't know how big my butt is and how big my pants are. Just keep your heart in mind. Mr. Black and White won't eat and drink your food for free. Hurry up and close the stall and go home. When you have time, go home at the crossroads." Burn some paper money, put out some offerings, show filial piety, kowtow a few times, and nothing will happen."

After Zhao Sanyuan comforted him a little, he walked towards the gate of Luanming Pavilion.

The matter has come to this, and this work has to be done.

It's ok.

I want to see what secrets that man hides.

The boss boss still listened to the advice, but when he saw the two bowls of noodles and wine cups that were "not touched at all", his curiosity got the better of him.

Recalling what Zhao Sanyuan said just now, did Hei Bai Wuchang really eat noodles and drink wine? But no chopsticks were moved.

After hesitating for a moment, he inexplicably raised a wine cup and took a sip.

"Bahhhh-"

The taste is too bland!

It’s almost the same as clear water!

Moreover, I almost lost my temper when I pulled it out!

"I'd better close the stall and go back to my hometown."

Zhao Sanyuan didn't pay attention to the boss brother anymore.

Everyone has his own choice, and being able to help is a good deed. As the old saying goes, he has to deal with all the blisters on his feet. Whether he will still be hot-headed in life in the future is his business.

And I also have my own things to do.

"Ok?"

At this time, Zhao Sanyuan's footsteps stopped suddenly, as if he had stepped on someone else.

When I looked down, I realized that I hadn't stepped on anyone's feet, let alone touched anyone.

But it just felt like I had stepped on someone.

illusion?

Zhao Sanyuan was a little confused. This place was under the steps of the gate of Luanming Pavilion. It couldn't be said to be crowded with each other, but at least it was crowded. So he just squatted down and checked for a while. After confirming that what he stepped on was a green brick, he dismissed his doubts and regarded it as a simple illusion. .

"I've been doing this for a long time, and I'm a little nagging myself."

After laughing at himself, Zhao Sanyuan returned to Luanming Pavilion again.

Thinking about it carefully, the brothers have never worked in a brothel. There are many people and they have to be careful, especially not to alert others.

After a lot of twists and turns, we returned to the large courtyard downstairs of Juhua. It was almost midnight, and there were fewer people than before, but the scene was more exciting and explicit. It can only be said that rich people really know how to play.

"Don't be shy, I won't eat you~"

"Girl, don't be like this"

"How?"

"Don't move your feet"

"I didn't use any hands or feet, I just touched your ears~ It's really interesting~ Why don't you go to your private room and explain in detail? I'm pretty good at picking ears~"

"To be honest, I am a disciple of Buddhism"

"Do Buddhist disciples have no earwax? Besides, I have to serve a lot of Buddhists. Do you know that temple in the north of Miyun? Even though the temple is small, the big monk is very rich. He can be driven by a car in ten days and a half. Sisters go up the mountain, we are very clear, do you prefer to pretend to be a nun? Or do you prefer to pretend to be a Bodhisattva?"

Shocked!

Lu Xiucai was greatly shocked!
He had slept relatively soundly before, and was not affected by the umming or chirping from the outside world. He just drank two pots of tea before going to bed and was woken up by peeing.

But he searched around the house but couldn't find the chamber pot.

We don’t know why there is no chamber pot in such a luxurious room. Where should we urinate?
There was no other way, so Lu Xiucai had no choice but to go out and find a nook to drain water, because he also couldn't find a latrine after he came out.

You can't suffocate yourself to death, right?

It just so happened that a pretty and lovely young lady came over at this time, which was exciting just thinking about it.

But after hearing these words, Lu Xiucai's outlook on life was greatly impacted, and he almost had to urinate.

What?
And this kind of obscene temple?

No need to show off!

He actually led Sister Yao to the temple!

This is how believers’ incense money is used?
As a half-disciple of Buddhism, Lu Xiucai was greatly indignant, and felt a little embarrassed that he had also graduated from Buddhism.

Although he said that he was a monk and did not lie, Lu Xiucai was not a true monk.

"I made a mistake just now. In fact, I am a Taoist disciple."

"What a coincidence~ I am more familiar with Taoism. Do you know that there is a Taoist temple in Shunyi? The Niubi people there spent a lot of money to ransom the bodies of several sisters in Luanming Pavilion. They pretended to be doing chores and cooking in the Taoist temple. In fact, they all understand Well, the leading Taoist priest likes me to dress up as a fairy daughter and a palace empress, but I think he is too old, and I prefer younger ones~"

Lu Xiucai was completely numb, and his ears were trembling with anger.

The world is down!

The world is down!
Co-author: I am no longer a human being inside and out?

Furthermore, your business has expanded too widely!

How to fully cover the Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei region?

If the Buddha is not a Buddha, if the Tao is not the Tao, can anyone come out to take care of it?
Unfortunately, there are countless outrageous things in this world. You only have one pair of eyes and ears, and you cannot hear or see every corner of the world.

When the forest gets bigger, silly birds will appear, and when the apples get bigger, borers will appear. Clear rules and regulations?

Stop it.

Are the empty notes in the merit box being put in banks to earn interest?

Where there is white, there is black, and there is even gray.

If there are ascetics, there will be flower monks.

Like the Buddha and the devil.

After my Nirvana, when the Dharma is about to be destroyed, the Five Rebellions are in troubled times, and the demonic path is flourishing. The devil acts as a recluse, disrupts my way, wears common clothes, enjoys cassocks, wears five-colored clothes, drinks wine and eats meat, kills and tastes greedily. There is no compassion, and even more hatred and jealousy - the Buddha preaches the Nirvana Sutra.

Translate the legendary dialogue between Buddha and Demon King in vernacular.

The devil said: "You have saved tens of millions of people. You can pass away and close your eyes. But after you pass away, I will definitely destroy your Dharma."

The Buddha said: "Buddha's Dharma is the true Dharma and cannot be broken by external forces."

The devil said: "There is no form, no sky, no heaven. Buddha exists for one day, and the devil exists for one day. When the Buddha dies, the devil will always remain. When you were alive, not everyone believed in Buddhism. What will happen after you die? Belief is true. There will be fewer and fewer people who follow the Dharma, and more and more people will drive themselves away with desire."

The Buddha said: "Buddha's light is a universal light that illuminates all living beings and also illuminates people with evil desires."

The devil said: "The saint has an impermanent heart and takes the people's heart as his heart. The devil also has an impermanent heart and takes the people's heart as his heart. Human nature is evil. You teach people to stay away from evil desires. Little do you know that human nature is always a collision of various desires. I Comply with people's desires and satisfy people's desires. If everyone is like a Buddha, how can there be demons? If there are no demons in the world, how can you become a Buddha?"

The Buddha said: "I have Buddhist scriptures left in this world for future generations to consider."

The devil said: "The classics are dead and humans are living. To educate sentient beings, humans must interpret them."

The Buddha said: "I have a monk treasure left in this world."

The demon said: "It is also a dead thing. If the human heart is a demon, the Buddha's treasure will be a demon treasure."

The devil also said: "In your Dharma-ending period, I will ask my disciples and disciples to enter your monk's treasure with great fanfare, wear your Buddhist cassocks with great fanfare, and destroy your Buddhist dharma with great fanfare. There is no need for me to add fuel to the flames. They will take the initiative to misinterpret it for their own desires." Your scriptures, break your commandments.”

The demon said again: "In your Dharma Ending Period, there will be no more Buddha's light to save the world, no compassion to help the world, and no Buddha's Dharma to pass on to the world. The human heart is a demon, and everyone is a demon. In order to satisfy their desires, they will do their best to destroy all Buddhist scriptures, except There are Buddhist characters written on the cover of the classics, but the contents have long been changed beyond recognition. They worship Buddha only for fame and fortune, worship Buddha only for evil desires, not for righteous faith. What they worship is the devil in their hearts."

After hearing the words of the devil, Buddha was speechless for a long time, only two lines of hot tears slowly flowed down.
Of course, the above is just a legend, and it is impossible to test whether it is true or false.

As for how it appears, everyone has a different opinion.

Anyway, Lu Xiucai remembered this allusion and lamented that the world was getting more and more difficult.

After the death of the Buddha, the Dharma period will be 1000 years, the Immortal Dharma period will be 1000 years, and the Dharma period will be 1 years, waiting for the Dharma to be completely destroyed.

We are now in the end of the Dharma era.

In the pure land of Buddhism, demons dance wildly.

There are fewer and fewer practitioners who can still stick to their true intentions.

And this feeling outside is not as profound as the feeling in Luanming Pavilion.

These words spoken by Sister Yao were a devastating blow to a true Buddhist disciple, killing people and causing heartache.

"Why are you talking about all these bells and whistles? I just want to say, is it free to go upstairs?"

The game breaker came suddenly, Zhao Sanyuan came to the rescue and asked the key.

It doesn't matter if the world is in decline, whether it's a Buddha or a Taoist, don't worry unfoundedly when you have nothing to do.

The Buddha can't control it, nor can the Three Pure Ones. It has nothing to do with ordinary people.

What can we do if we all look for the kiln sister?

Just live your life well.

"Young Master is really good at joking~ How can you afford a private room in the Chrysanthemum Building, but still need three melons and two dates from the slave family?"

Zhao Sanyuan nodded very seriously.

Difference!
very bad!
After all, few people would refuse free prostitution!

The pretty young lady looked Zhao Sanyuan up and down again, then she really smiled and said: "You are not a bad boy, but it will take you three days in a row to finally meet such a promising young man~"

Zhao Sanyuan laughed dumbly.

Aren't you talking about Lu Xiucai?

Why did the target switch to myself?
Having said that, it's true that I am a bit shy about attracting girls from the kiln. I was on the tram in Fengtian City before, and the girl also wanted to cheat on me.

"What are you doing, Sanyuan? You don't really want to eat meat here, do you?" After putting away the gun, Lu Xiucai hurriedly grabbed his brother, thinking that he was too young to resist the temptation and wanted to have sperm in his head, but he should not say anything. , the women here are really the best. No matter in terms of appearance, temperament or age, the woman in front of me is at least a jade girl from a small family, not to mention the daughter of a wealthy family.

Of course Zhao Sanyuan wouldn't think of opening porn here.

Is it easy for a child who has been raised for so many years to pee?
Very powerful at critical moments.

But as a dragon crossing the river, I really have to rely on the young ladies in Luanming Pavilion for some information. For example, I asked the man who pulls his soul from side to side, whose name he likes to reveal. This brothel is really too big, so hurry up inside and outside. It's the size of the brothel in Shuai Mansion. If you search everywhere, you won't be able to sift through all the money when the rent is due.

Just when Zhao Sanyuan wanted to ask if he could just go upstairs to chat, there were suddenly screams and curses coming from a distance.

A kiln.

It is inevitable for customers to be dissatisfied, not to mention that in a top-notch brothel, the boss will not get used to it if there is even the slightest dissatisfaction, so some situations are inevitable.

According to the sound, the incident happened next to the rockery.

A man wearing only a silk robe looked angry and shouted: "Come here! Is the person in charge damn dead? You even arranged for me to be a sick man! Is this how you do business in Luanming Pavilion?"

After a while, the guy who had arranged for Zhao Sanyuan and others to move in during the day came quickly, bowing every step, nodding every three steps, and smiling apologetically.

"Stop being angry, we can't bear to be so angry."

"Calm down? Look at your girl. Before I could use the real sword or gun, she suddenly took a twitch. Do you think she is sick? Are you trying to fool me?"

The clerk turned sideways and looked down the rockery, and indeed saw a pretty girl lying on the ground twitching from time to time.

Did you really smoke it?

Should not be ah.

The girls in my family go to check their pulse every half month, and if they have any health problems, they will be treated and nursed back to health as soon as possible.

"Yes, yes, what I said is true. No one dares to fool you, right? I'll take a seat in the private room. I will give you an explanation."

It can be seen that this guy is not only good at stopping losses in time, but also has great authority. He can directly arrange elegant rooms in the Juhua Building for free for guests.

There were many people watching the theater around, but Lu Xiucai was the only one who came forward.

The doctor is kind.

He couldn't pretend he didn't see it.

First, lift the girl's jaw to prevent her from biting off her tongue.

The probability of death from tongue biting is very low. Generally, the cause of death from tongue biting is excessive blood loss.

Then massage the Fuliu point, Yishe point, and Fengchi point to get the situation under control first.

The expert took action and saw the truth. After Lu Xiucai's emergency treatment, the girl slowly stopped twitching and her breathing became relatively stable.

"How are you doing? What disease is it?" Zhao Sanyuan followed closely, squatting beside him and observing the girl's face.

Lu Xiucai said softly: "It's not a disease, it's a sudden sharp pain."

"where?"

"Shoulder blade, broken."

Zhao Sanyuan was shocked.

Because there was no external injury seen on this girl’s body at all.

How could the shoulder blade be shattered in an instant?

(End of this chapter)