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Chapter 269 It rang again

Lao Kang was very sure that the person who took away Liu Mangfan's two souls and seven souls was a Huang family fairy, or a big Huang fairy who was no less important than Huang Xiaoliu.

Don't be surprised, Yanhuang Wuhua Tianbao can not only become a spirit in the black land outside Guanwai, the difference is that the reputation outside Guanwai is a little louder.

The problem is, Dahuang Xian'er, who tricked Old Liu, is by no means an easy person. You must know that the sixth uncle of my brother's family is well-known outside the customs. Some immortals nodded and bowed when they saw it, with their tails between their legs and they didn't even dare to fart. , I have never encountered Huang Jiaxian Lao Kang at the same level as it.

So the problem he is facing now is very challenging. To be honest, Lao Kang has no confidence at all. Even if he brings a scholar, it will probably be in vain unless he wakes up the master to take charge of the overall situation.

"Master!"

"Master, get up quickly!"

"Old Liu let the monster take him away!"

A confused voice came from the side room, "Whose house did Xiao Liu go to steal a dog? He's not up to date all the time, so why should he eat dog meat? Let him stew the old rooster at the end of the village first, and let him crow. It’s like crying in mourning, so annoying.”

Lao Kang burst into tears because he and Xiucai had no way to stop and look for Mo Wenshan. The speed of the yellow light was too fast and would have been thrown away if he slowed down a little. They could only run and shout back: " It’s not about stealing the dog! It’s about capturing it! Old Liu’s two souls and seven souls were taken away by Huang Xian!”

Then there was a burst of complaining and getting angry, and a voice came from the side room again, "How big of a deal do I think it is? Just take it away, don't you have a soul left? If you can't die, call me after dinner!"

reasonable.

Very reasonable.

It is true that Lao Liu won't be able to survive in a short time, but that is also a critical situation where the King of Hell laughs at him. Why are you not anxious at all?

Yes, you can only rely on yourself first.

But neither Lao Kang nor Xiucai are very good at dealing with the immortal family. The best way to deal with this situation is for the old man to take action, followed by Zhao Sanyuan asking his own immortal to control the field and use magic to defeat magic.

The two of them rushed toward the low fence at a sprint speed of 100 meters, looking anxious.

"Xiucai! Is there anything you can do?"

"I'm not sure. Even if I really have a way, I have to close the distance first. It moves too fast. Brother Kang, can you nag him first? Brother Kang? Brother Kang?"

When there was no response, Lu Xiucai looked back and realized that when Lao Kang stepped over the fence, his trousers were caught and his face was slapped directly into the dirt.

Brother!

What a serious occasion, please don't make me laugh, okay?

Last time in the Dongda Women's Dormitory, you didn't follow the routine. You fried daddy in the latrine and did the splits while banging on the door. My brain really couldn't keep up with my jokes!

Holding back his laughter was Lu Xiucai's last show of respect for Brother Kang. He hurriedly stepped forward to help him up and continued chasing him forward.

The strange thing is that instead of taking the opportunity to run away, the ball of yellow light stayed at a distance of about five or six feet, dangling in mid-air. It was obviously waiting intentionally and deserved a beating.

"Chasing, chasing, chasing! We must not let it take away Old Liu's soul!"

The big things haven't been done yet, and the crackdown on the Shimen branch hasn't started yet. If this is a non-combat attrition, it would be a huge shame. Moreover, if something happens to Lao Liu, how will he explain it to his sister-in-law when he returns to his hometown?

For a time, the cozy little village of Shilibao was in a panic. The villagers knew that there were several new guests in the Ou family. Although no one dared to receive them before, some people in this village really accepted them. At least they proved that they were not bad people. In the past two days, They are also relatively honest, and they are polite when meeting men, women, old and young, and win a lot of goodwill. Unexpectedly, this morning, as if they were seriously ill, they were running around and going to the house to lift tiles, and they had no idea. Chasing something.

But in a small mountain village, entertainment options are limited.

Many villagers who had no work to do came out with their ponies to eat melons and watch the fun. They thought it was fun. The children were the happiest. They ran after Lao Kang and Lu Xiucai. It didn’t matter what they were chasing. Just be happy. .

A joyful atmosphere permeated Shilibao.

It seems that the world where only Lao Liu was injured is about to be reached, because Ou Huang fell into a coma and his soul was not damaged.

The yellow light that Wong Tai Sin transformed into was deliberately teasing Lao Kang and Xiucai. He either got under the stove or got into the chimney. After the two brothers finally squeezed in, the yellow light flew away easily with Lao Liu's soul. The two brothers became increasingly embarrassed.

When it comes to fighting to the death, the two brothers are not without hard work, but it is too difficult to control. This is the Huang family's fairy who can rival the Sixth Master. Moreover, they are afraid of accidents and accidentally hurt the brothers' souls, so The only option is to use a stupid method, trying to tie it with a fairy binding rope, but this is far from easy?

If the Xian family is really so easy to catch, then it is not Lao Xian'er.

Poor Lao Kang and Xiucai, in just ten minutes, they were covered in either ashes or mud. They were even more miserable than refugees fleeing famine. They attracted bursts of ridicule from children, and the adults who were eating melons and watching the theater. They all grinned, full of joy.

Inside the fence of Ou's family, Mo Wenshan hugged the sleepy little Shuanzi and joked: "The idea is right, but it's a pity that I'm not cautious enough. Even the most reliable Xiao Liu is fooled. It can change Ou Huang's luck." How can such a tall Huangxian be easy to get along with?"

"Grandpa, haven't dad come back yet?" Xiao Shuanzi in his arms rubbed the corners of his eyes.

"Don't worry. Dad went back to the house to catch up on his sleep. It's the time when he's growing. He just slept for a while after staying up for most of the night. Go to sleep. Grandpa will call you after dinner."

If Zhao Sanyuan and Kang Muang see this scene, they will definitely miss it. When they were young, Mo Wenshan would often show a kind side instead of having a weird temper.

Perhaps it was because he saw in Xiao Shuanzi the shadows of his two direct disciples when he was young.

Time flies so fast.

In the blink of an eye, his hair and beard turned white, and his two apprentices had grown up long ago. It would be great if they could just be taken care of by Cheng Huan.

Unfortunately, God seems not to want to see my old bones idle.

At the same time, Zhao Sanyuan finally rushed back to Shilibao with the popcorn machine. When he saw the master standing inside the fence of the Ou family, his heart skipped a beat and he almost knelt down.

I thought that the master was angry because he had stayed up all night and made his own decisions again, just like those parents who blocked the door with small whips and prepared to educate their children.

"Master, Master, you always get up very early."

Mo Wenshan immediately restrained his kind expression, and Weng Liweng said angrily: "What day did I not get up early?"

Zhao Sanyuan apologized in embarrassment.

Okay, the flattery is back again.

By the way, master, can't you be more kind and approachable in your old age?

I am your disciple.

"What? Are you going for a walk in the county town to prepare for a career change?"

"Look what you said, didn't I come here just to pop some popcorn to honor you? Xiao Shuanzi must also like to eat it, hey? Didn't Old Liu squat by the wall to guard the house full of treasures last night? Why didn't he see anyone? ?”

Mo Wenshan pointed to the main room behind him and said, "His two souls and seven souls have left his body. We should see him soon."

???

Zhao Sanyuan was shocked.

Two souls and seven souls leaving the body?

What happened while you were away?

Was there a sneak attack?

With the master in charge, no one can stir up trouble.

Besides, Lao Liu is about to die, Master, why are you not worried at all?

Zhao Sanyuan turned pale and rushed in, but was stopped by Mo Wenshan, "Why are you so anxious? Xiaokang and the Lu family boy have already gone to chase the soul."

"Phew—it's okay, okay, it's definitely no problem for them to join forces."

Mo Wenshan added another sentence, "The two of them are fighting against each other. When Xiao Liu reaches the first seven years, Hun'er won't be able to catch him back."

???

Everyone in Zhao Sanyuan was dumbfounded.

He knew very well what his brothers were capable of. It couldn't be said to be extraordinary, but at least they were in the ranks of masters. Unless he encountered a perverted old man like Qi Sihai, the rest would not be a big problem.

Who is it?

Even Lao Kang and Xiucai can't do anything together?

The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became. Zhao Sanyuan immediately made plans to ask Lao Xian'er for help. He knew that asking Lao Xian'er for help was right, but he was stopped by Mo Wenshan.

"Didn't you say you want to pop the popcorn? Let's taste it first."

The master's careless words actually made Zhao Sanyuan calm down, and he gave up the kneading formula and began to curse the old Xian'er.

If we want to be reliable, Master is the most reliable. He will never stand by and wait to take advantage of Old Liu. There must be a deep meaning in doing so.

Understanding the truth does not mean that Zhao Sanyuan is not anxious. He has a fiery temper, but with Mo Wenshan suppressing him, he does not dare to disobey in the slightest, so he sets up the popcorn machine with a straight face and lights up the fire.

Gradually, Zhao Sanyuan saw Lao Kang and Xiucai running around in the distance, and also saw the yellow light they were chasing.

As an outstanding young man of the 20th century, he could be seen as a big yellow fairy at a glance, and he was swinging Old Liu's soul around like a mallet.

With his mind racing, Zhao Sanyuan roughly figured out the reason. It must be related to Ouhuang, because there was no smell of cooking smoke in the yard, and no Ouhuang was seen.

Is it Huangpizi who co-authored and influenced Ouhuang?

But there is no incense at home.

Weird thing, really weird thing.

While Zhao Sanyuan was shaking the dough to heat it up, Lao Kang and Xiucai chased him back from the other side of the village. When they saw their brother's "heartless" popcorn popping, the old man was still guiding the work behind his back. To be honest, Lao Kang and Xiucai were a little bit depressed.

Especially scholars.

I wonder what's going on with you master and disciple?

This is such a big fuss and you are still in the mood for popcorn?

Are you preparing to hold a banquet for Lao Liu?

I have never seen anyone eating popcorn at a wedding or funeral banquet.

No, no!

Eat shitty popcorn!

It’s important to save Lao Liu!

Zhao Sanyuan shrugged and said that he was also helpless. The teacher's orders cannot be violated, so you two should be busy first.

"Xiaokang, stop chasing me now and go to the neighbor's house next door to buy two yam eggs."

"what?"

"Ah what? Be polite to me, Sanyuan, you go into the house and carry Xiao Liu out."

Mo Wenshan leisurely lit up his old smoking gun and gave orders, enjoying the warm sunshine.

"Senior, what am I doing?" Lu Xiucai turned around and shouted.

"Keep chasing. You ate the most dried tofu last night. You'll feel discouraged by exercise."

Lu Xiucai was about to cry but had no reason to refute at all.

I am knowledgeable in medicine, and I know that eating too many soy products can indeed cause belly bloating.

Soon, Zhao Sanyuan carried out the unconscious old Liu. Mo Wenshan pointed to the large net bag stored next to the popcorn machine and said, "Put little Liu inside, and I will teach you a trick to open your eyes today."

Looking at the popcorn machine and then at Lao Liu who was carrying it, Zhao Sanyuan had a bad feeling in his heart. The last time he saw his master's expression was when he was teaching him the Bagua Liuyun Formation. It was the first time he used himself as the formation. In the eyes, he was bullied miserably by the lonely ghosts in the mountains, but the master was so happy that he hammered the tree and laughed at him for more than half a year.

But this shouldn’t be directed at yourself, right?

Zhao Sanyuan stuffed Lao Liu into the net bag, and then touched his buttocks. Lao Liu, Lao Liu, you too will overturn one day.

"The heat is not enough. Crush the yam eggs and put them into the boiler together with the corn kernels, and then turn the fire up."

The special aroma of corn and yam spread outwards, and many Shilibao villagers followed the smell and found it, wondering when popcorn was sold in remote areas. It's really strange.

Mo Wenshan cupped his hands towards the surroundings and said with a loud smile: "Dear fellow villagers and elders, the five of us have just arrived at Guibao Land to cause trouble for you. If you have nothing to do, go home and look for baskets and wooden basins. Wait. The popcorn comes out of the oven and is all given away for free, so I should just thank you all.”

As soon as I heard that there was free food, the atmosphere instantly became heated.

Have you ever seen popcorn before? A bag of popcorn costs dozens of coppers in the county. How can a poor farmer afford it?

what?

Fraud?

Even if there is fraud, you have to take advantage first and then secretly see if others eat first and see if there are any problems, right?

"Take out your gong, I will teach you another talisman today, specifically to deal with naughty monsters."

Mo Wenshan grabbed Zhao Sanyuan's left middle finger and pressed it on the surface of the gong. Blood was already seeping from the fingertip, and some mysterious runes were being drawn on it.

"They all say they want to realize ten reincarnations!"

"I have spiritual roots in my tenth life!"

"The spiritual roots have their own dharma hidden in them!"

"Searching for roots is better than searching for needles in the sea!"

"There is a true God within this mortal body!"

"The true god is the root of the ancestors!"

"Who controls ritual magic?"

"The Golden Flower Cult Master shows his grace!"

While reciting the incantation, Lu Xiucai happened to be chasing Huang Guang back again, panting and chasing Huang Guang back.

Mo Wenshan clenched Zhao Sanyuan's left hand into a fist and struck it on the gong with the runes drawn on it.

There was a crisp buzzing sound, and the yellow light suddenly paused, as if it had been greatly shocked.

Then Mo Wenshan opened Zhao Sanyuan's left hand and held it empty, and the yellow light was suddenly sucked in.

"Xiaokang, turn on the furnace."

"Ah? Ah! Drive right away!"

The yellow light sucked in, along with Lao Liu's two souls and seven souls, were all stuffed into the popcorn machine, and the seal was sealed again.

"Okay, you kid, shake it as fast as you want."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch -"

Zhao Sanyuan was sweating profusely, and his hand was shaking like a windmill. He worked extra hard after guessing what the master was going to do, and smiled expectantly at the corner of his mouth.

"Master, when will we break up?"

Mo Wenshan said amusedly: "You are full of evil. Normally you would like to wear a pair of trousers, but now you want to see him make a fool of yourself, right?"

Zhao Sanyuan said with a matter-of-fact expression, "Brothers, aren't they just here to have fun? Weren't you and Uncle Changxingzi the same?"

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Mo Wenshan lost consciousness for a moment, as if he had seen the old incident of sweeping the steps at Jianhong Temple. He was cursing and sweeping the floor, while his senior brother sat on the higher steps and spit out melon seed peels.

The villagers who had gone home to get the utensils all rushed back, and their expectant eyes brought Mo Wenshan's thoughts back to reality.

When he saw that the heat was almost done, he pressed Xiao Shuanzi's ears, laughed and shouted: "The heat is ready! Let's start!"

Zhao Sanyuan waited for these words and stepped on the valve.

"Ring!"

In an instant, the smoke was thick and the explosion was deafening. Many people, seeing the power for the first time, were so frightened that they fell to the ground.

Good guy, if you don’t know better, you might think that the village’s cannon is too powerful, right?

But what’s even more shocking is what’s behind.

"Cough, cough, cough—"

I saw a person crawling out of a net bag full of hot popcorn.

It was the miserable old Liu.

His face was dark, and his brain was an explosion in shape. His head was a whole circle bigger, and green smoke was coming out of his ears, nostrils, mouth, and skull.

who am I?

where am I?

I seemed to have been hit by a cannonball just now?

The eyes of Lao Liu, who was stared at by Bengmi, were half confused, half helpless, and one half clear-eyed.

His head was buzzing, and he had no idea what was going on. He didn't even know that he had changed his fashionable brain shape, and he never dared to think that he would be able to cook with popcorn in his life.

The villagers stared at each other and whispered.

I haven’t heard that popping popcorn can pop out a big living person, right?

New way to eat?

But the children didn't care so much. When they saw the fragrant popcorn, they all yelled and rushed forward.

If someone takes the lead, someone will follow.

No one cares who the afro is anymore, food and drink are the most important thing.

Oh~it smells so good~

Of course, the villagers couldn't see that there were more bizarre things in the net bag.

A Wong Daxian with stars in his eyes.

This Huang Taixian is unusual, the color is completely different from the yellow light just now.

Pure white.

(End of this chapter)