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Chapter 270 The Immortal of Repayment

I don’t think I need to go into too much detail about the impact of the popcorn stove. Anyway, you can clearly see it by looking at Lao Liu’s afro.

Fortunately, he had a hearing problem, otherwise the cannon would have collapsed and he would have been confused for at least three days.

But everything has pros and cons.

The two souls and seven souls were rotated and pressurized in the furnace, and finally they all collapsed back into Lao Liu's body. Of course, this was not enough. The yam eggs that were put in before were the key medicine to regulate the Qi and calm the mind.

Mo Wenshan can always use cheap materials that can be found everywhere to do great things. Refining Gu insects on the Oriental train was just the way to go.

No injections or medicines, it will be effective in just one shot.

It's just that not many people have the courage to try this kind of earth-defying therapy. If it works well, it's easy to say anything. If it doesn't work well, it's likely that it's not earthing but grounding.

"puff--"

Lao Kang couldn't help but laugh out loud.

There was nothing I could do about it, Brother Liu's appearance was really cruel. Looking from a distance, he thought someone's bird's nest had become a sperm and flew out. If he got into his wife's bed, his brains would be scattered.

But the atmosphere around Ou's courtyard is quite wow. The popcorn is so delicious. The villagers have never tasted such delicious snacks in their lives. Even if they see other people popping popcorn in the future, they will think it is not authentic. , nothing.

It was lively outside the courtyard, but much quieter inside.

Zhao Sanyuan carried Lao Liu back to the main house without missing the big yellow fairy who was all white.

To be honest, it is so cute, without any stray hairs. Except for Mo Wenshan, none of the four brothers have seen this kind of existence. In the impression, Huangpizi is all yellow, otherwise why is it called Huangpizi?

"Master, is it really Huang Xian'er?" Zhao Sanyuan looked left and right, and then thought about the appearance of the sixth uncle. It was simply incomparable.

Look at him, he looks like an elf from the Heavenly Palace who has strayed into the mortal world. The real image of the Sixth Master is just like a Huangjiajie.

Mo Wenshan sat on the edge of the kang, eating melon seeds, and said seriously: "Is there any lie? Who said that yellow skin can only be yellow? It's not good to solidify your mind. If you are yellow in your heart, everything will be yellow. The Hu family's true body is white and red. Yellow, the Mang Family Immortal has black and black, and the Chang Family Immortal has more colors and some have mixed colors. Isn’t your Chang Luo Guan’s true form a golden and beautiful snake?”

That seems to be the case.

And that’s not to mention the raccoon fairy. There are fifty-six meows and fifty-six colored children in this fairy clan.

But the problem is, I have never seen a yellow leather that is not yellow.

Zhao Sanyuan seriously doubted whether it was covered with a layer of white fox fur, so he poked its buttocks with the old scale beam, because it still hadn't responded yet and was completely motionless as if it were a corpse.

Thinking about it, it was indeed excusable. Mo Wenshan used magic to suppress him, and then he was thrown into the popcorn machine and collapsed. The sixth uncle wouldn't have been able to bear it.

After the old weighing pole poked through, the white-haired Huang Xian'er's little paws pulled back, looking very annoying.

Zhao Sanyuan smiled evilly and poked again. The white-haired Huang Xian'er's little paws were pulling back and forth on the buttocks, and he was uttering human words.

"Hey, stop making trouble"

Upon hearing this, Old Liu, who was looking in the mirror, suddenly exploded. He felt like he had a new type of brain. He angrily snatched the old scale beam from Zhao Sanyuan's hand and stabbed it with his arm like a small motor, cursing as he did so.

"Damn it, why don't you make a fuss if you don't want to make a fuss? I'll be nice to you and ask you to come over and negotiate. When you come up, you're going to play with me. If you don't let us make a fuss now, let's make a fuss! Just make a fuss! Xiucai, please use the big shovel in the courtyard again Bring it here! I can’t stab it to death!”

It’s no wonder that Liu was so angry, because apart from his hairstyle, his usually well-groomed mustache became Persian style. His wife likes his mustache the most, saying it’s a little sexy.

It's great now, but my hair is blowing up and my beard is curling up. What will I do if I work for others in the future? Who can believe that this 'Wai Guo Ren' is a disciple? It feels very inconsistent, okay!

None of the brothers dared to persuade him. It was because Lao Liu was too resentful and it was a double blow to his relationship and career. After returning home, his wife would most likely not let him get on the bed and into bed. It was sad to think about it.

But which spiritual creature can suffer such a serious crime? The white-haired Huang Daxian pulled back and forth with his little hands. Finally, he had no choice but to adjust his posture slightly.

The next moment, Mo Wenshan, who was on the bed, ran out without hesitation, holding the little bolt in his arms, and closed the door tightly.

puff--! ! !

There was only a strange, crisp sound in the wing room, followed by Zhao Sanyuan and others crying for their fathers and coughing.

"Oh shit, it stinks so damn much!"

"It's definitely the Huang family's fairy that didn't run away! No other fairy's farts are as smelly as this - vomit -"

"What a guy! His appearance is completely different from that of this immortal fart! It's the same as the scene where the oiran fucks the smelly one!"

"Master, please open the door quickly! It's choking my nose, burning my eyes, and hurting my throat! I really can't bear it anymore!"

"Did someone's shithole explode?"

The banging on the door continued one after another, and even Ou Huang, who was in a coma, was woken up by the smell, but Mo Wenshan, who was sitting outside the door, remained unmoved and happily ate melon seeds.

Open the door?

Pull it down.

This fart can stink for two miles. No one in Shilibao Village can even think about it. They are happily eating popcorn, but they have to spit out the overnight meal when they smell it? You guys can smell the farts you guys are making.

Mo Wenshan hummed a little tune and clapped his thigh to beat the rhythm.

"I stand on the tower and enjoy the mountain view~"

"I can hear the commotion outside the city~"

"Flags fluttering and somersaulting shadows~"

"But it turned out to be soldiers sent by Sima~"

The banging on the door inside the house became smaller and smaller, until there was no sound in the wing.

The breeze is gentle and the sun is shining brightly.

What a rare good weather.

squeak~

The wooden window made an almost inaudible sound, and the white-haired Huang Daxian's little eyes were moving around, more agile than a human being.

Having been suppressed and destroyed before, I couldn't use my abilities for the time being. After a while, I almost recovered. It was better to avoid the sharp edge first. Those boys are not easy.

"Have you been holding this fart in for decades?"

Huang Taixian's whole body was filled with alertness, and Qishang Saixue's fur exploded, and he slowly turned his head to look at Mo Wenshan.

It has no fear of humans.

It is afraid of other beings.

Next to Mo Wenshan, it could see a vague outline, surrounded by a breathtaking black energy. It looked like a human but not like a human.

Although he couldn't see the details, Wong Tai Sin knew in his heart that he absolutely must not be reckless, otherwise the consequences would be serious.

So, which immortal family is this?

"Great Fairy, stop looking around, you are just messing around with a few brats. It can't do anything to you. Besides, you are not an Evil Fairy."

Mo Wenshan's words gave Huang Taixian reassurance. The white hair that exploded fell a little, but he was still cautious. His two dark eyes never left the mysterious outline.

"If I'm not wrong, you took the opportunity to bully Xiao Liu because he wanted to take away some of the treasures in the wing, right? In fact, there is no need for it. At most, it was just to satisfy Ou Huang's words without your protection. Xiao Liu doesn’t know how to touch a grain of rice, and by the way, you haven’t asked the Great Immortal for his title yet?”

"I have no character. I was born in a wild land. I became an immortal in just a few years. I can't bear the word Zun. Just call me Huang Taiping. I like Taiping Flower."

Mo Wenshan smiled and nodded, his tone still very polite, "Every chance encounter with a good match is luck. This is true for people, and it is also true for spiritual beings. No matter how many years it takes to become an immortal, since it is God's will, the Great Immortal can care for Ouhuang so much, I am sure We know this truth, but it’s a pity that my few brats don’t have enough experience, so they disturbed the Great Immortal Wan Wang Haihan.”

Compared with Zhao Sanyuan, it is not easy to say good things to him. The social status of being a master is much higher. In any case, he was defeated by a gong and a popcorn machine. Later, he was stabbed by Zhao Sanyuan and Lao Liu with a scale. No one would be happy to be slapped on the buttocks a hundred and eighty times, let alone the Huang family Xian'er who has the worst temper. But Huang Taiping can feel kindness. Besides, if he really falls out, the mysterious being next to Mo Wenshan will be able to pinch Huang Taiping's daddy in a few seconds.

People are so polite, and there is no deep hatred, so there is no need to show off their teeth and claws. If you are given respect, you will not respond, and it is easy to be helped to show respect.

"You have seen clearly. Yes, I have been helping Ouhuang because he is worth it. Without him, I would not be where I am today. It's a pity that he is too thin, otherwise I would have become his guardian fairy, so I can only help him in other ways.”

Mo Wenshan was not surprised by this.

I secretly thought that Huang Xian'er had really taken a shortcut to achieve success. His mind was far from mature, and he didn't understand the principle that going too far was not enough.

Blessings come in thick and thin.

It doesn't hurt to come here once or twice.

But to the extent Huang Taiping helps Ou Huang, something will happen sooner or later.

There is a saying that if virtue is not matched, you will suffer. The same is true for luck and fortune. If Ouhuang goes on like this, he will definitely be noticed for his overwhelming good luck. As long as someone with care comes to investigate, they will definitely find that house full of treasures, even if they are sold. In exchange for spending money, Ouhuang would die faster, provided that he had life to spend.

The common man is not guilty of harboring the jade. Huang Taiping's heart is good, but he is too obsessed with repaying his kindness. But then again, the repaying fairy is such a dedication without expecting anything in return. Especially the repaying fairy of the Huang family, for a favor, It can even be achieved that several generations of immortal families take turns serving him, protecting his descendants forever.

There is love and righteousness, and grudges are clear.

The repaying immortal and the revengeful immortal are at two extremes.

But Mo Wenshan couldn't say this clearly. As an outsider, he was not qualified to warn him. Proportion was very important.

"Da Xian'er, don't leave in a hurry. When those brats wake up, I'll ask them to apologize to you. It's their haste that came first to find out the cause and effect. But I also ask Da Xian'er to help me and let them know the cause and effect before I can be sincere. You know your mistake, right?"

Huang Taiping glanced inside the room and then at Mo Wenshan, his eyes full of doubts.

I thought to myself, how could such a sensible and ruthless person accept these unfortunate things?

have to.

I didn't want to do anything to these boys at first, I just wanted to scare them away from their evil intentions. Besides, they had seen how they treated Ouhuang and his son in the past two days. They were indeed not evil people.

Thinking of this, Huang Taiping nodded, blew a breath of fairy air into the room, divided it into four strands and penetrated into the ears of the four brothers. They are different from fairy farts, they are the essence of the fairy family.

As for Zhao Sanyuan and others who were in a coma, all their consciousness was pulled into a certain space, which was similar to that of the Xianjia. They were weaving in their dreams what the Xianjia wanted people to see.

Dark night, bright moon.

Zhao Sanyuan opened his eyes suddenly and found something unusual. Lao Kang and others were around him, looking around in confusion.

You were in the wing just now, why did you come to the countryside?

Could it be that he was hallucinated by the fairy fart?

"Look, it seems to be Brother Ou."

"Is he younger?"

"Really, by the way, what happened to us?"

"It's a bit like a fairy dreaming, isn't it Lao Liu?"

"Well, I guess it's Huang Xian'er's fault."

"Let's take a look first and then talk. Master is here and nothing will happen to us."

"I'll go up and try."

Zhao Sanyuan jumped down the slope and walked towards Ouhuang. This guy must have drunk a lot of wine and was dazed.

Facing Zhao Sanyuan's greeting, Ou Huang didn't notice it at all, and actually walked through the former's body and continued to walk forward crookedly.

That's right, it must be that Huang Xian'er who pulled us in.

Just when I was thinking of Huang Xian'er, I saw a white shadow emerging from the grass, it was Huang Taiping.

It blocked Ouhuang's path, its little eyes staring closely at Ouhuang's.

"Fellow fellow, do you think I look human?"

Ou Huang's eyes were blurry when he was drunk, and everything he saw was double. Only his ears were relatively useful. He burped after hearing the question.

Who the hell is this? I went out to talk nonsense in the middle of the night, and finally grabbed a big chicken leg from the table and took it home for my son to eat. Don't delay my business.

He waved his hands and said casually: "Like, like, like! You are more human than human, so go ahead and do whatever you need to do!"

After Huang Taipinglang heard this, he was overjoyed and stood up, like a human being, bowed to Ouhuang in thanks, and then disappeared into a white light.

This scene made all four brothers suddenly realize.

Is co-authoring Huang Xian asking for a seal?

No wonder no wonder.

But Ouhuang, you are too fierce, right?

Your words come with a price.

Because Huang Xian achieved enlightenment with the help of your luck and completely cut corners, unlike the Xian family who achieved enlightenment step by step, the price needs to be borne by others.

After that night, Ou Huang lost his sense of taste.

He thought it was because he drank too much, but he didn't take it seriously. He optimistically advised that he was not from a rich family. At most, he would have no taste in his mouth from now on. His family happened to be poor, and he couldn't feel the taste after eating other people's leftovers. It tastes bad, but my son will be healthy.

Some people may think that losing their sense of taste is not a big deal, but if it really happens to them, they will never be able to distinguish between the sweet and the bitter until the day they die, and they will not be able to taste the delicious food in the world, their parents' loving breakfast, their wife's wedding wine, and their children's bedside. Feeding porridge and exchanging cups among friends.

However, some fates are really outrageous.

Ou Huang came back late again because of a banquet, and met Huang Taiping who was blocking the way again. The latter was a little confused when he saw Ou Huang, and he never expected that it was this little unlucky guy again.

In fact, Huang Taiping has already entered the threshold of the earthly immortal, but he feels that practicing and accumulating merit is too time-consuming, so it is better to find someone to seek luck. However, Huang Taiping does not know that this method is destined to not be famous in the immortal spectrum in the future, and will always be just a wild immortal. The upper limit is Extremely low.

"Ahem, fellow, do you think I'm awesome?"

Ouhuang, who was drunk again, was really drunk. He didn't think much about letting his son eat pig's trotters. He rolled his tongue and said impatiently, "Awesome, you are better than gods, right?" "

What's wrong with people these days? They don't sleep in the middle of the night. Why are you so cowardly?

The stamina of this good guy's words was quite large, which directly helped Huang Taiping's strength greatly increase. Of course, it also cost Ou Huang another price, his sense of smell.

Huang Taiping was so moved by Ou Huang's two great kindnesses that he decided that he must let him live a good life in the future. It didn't matter whether he was a good person or not.

From then on, Ouhuang's luck could be called an explosion. In fact, it is not accurate to say that luck is basically Huang Taiping's hard work behind his back. The rags in other people's homes were turned into rags, and the pretty widow who lost her husband was made to have an erotic dream by it. Ou Huang was so horny that he "cleverly" dug out some antiques buried in the ground. Even when he was hungry, Ou Huang could always stumble upon animals that died in confusion before his eyes.

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The four brothers were all speechless.

There is no way to say who is right or wrong in this matter. I can only say that it was God’s will that brought about this result.

A kind and honest farmer, a Huangxian who knows how to repay his kindness, rushed to where he belongs in both directions.

Zhao Sanyuan's expression suddenly became urgent, "It's over, it's over! It seems like it's been delayed for too long. Hu Zi, you must hold back and don't expose the secret!"

(End of this chapter)