Chapter 203 Fox
Hu Hansan let out a sigh of relief after watching Taoist Zhang leave. Then he ignored the situation and ran home happily with a hoe on his shoulder.

When he thought of a beautiful girl making porridge for him every day, he felt itchy and couldn't bear to think about it!
"I've been alone for so long, and I haven't tasted what it's like to have sex between a man and a woman. In a few years, I'll be an old man. Even if I'm a vixen who sucks people's energy, I'll admit it!"

After returning home, Hu Hansan lay on the bed and thought happily.

Go to bed early today, and wait until early tomorrow morning to go to the kitchen to squat vixen. Then we must have an in-depth communication!
Without even having dinner, Hu Hansan fell asleep beautifully.

When I woke up again, it was already the next morning.

Normally Hu Hansan would not get up until he was hungry at noon, but today he got up very early.

Hu Hansan tiptoed outside the kitchen, leaned on the kitchen door and listened carefully.

As expected, there were bursts of strange noises coming from the kitchen, which stunned Hu Hansan who was eavesdropping for a moment, and then he was filled with joy.

Wife, here I come!

Gently pushing open the ajar kitchen door, Hu Hansan was just about to say the lines he had practiced several times during the night when he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

I saw a little fox on the kitchen stove, facing a bowl? ! !

This little fox is not the same one I met before!

After hearing the sound, the little fox turned around and saw Hu Hansan, and was startled by the sudden appearance of Hu Hansan.

Hu Hansan understood immediately.

"Ugh~ ugh~~ What the hell are you, you evil beast, see if I don't beat you to death!"

Hu Hansan was shocked and angry. While retching, he picked up the fire stick in the corner and started chasing the little fox.

The little fox was so frightened that he tried to dodge.

It didn't understand why Hu Hansan didn't appreciate the great tonic he had carefully prepared for him and wanted to kill him.

Humans are such an incomprehensible species.

Just when one man and one beast were fighting each other, a thin line fell from the sky and fell directly through the kitchen skylight.

The fishhook hooked directly into the big bowl containing the vixen.

Li Yunjie, who was fishing while practicing, seemed to feel something and opened his eyes in surprise.

Hooked!
"rise!"

Li Yunjie quickly put away the thread.

On the other side, the little fox jumped out of the window and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Hu Hansan, on the other hand, leaned against the wall and pulled out the knife from his leg with a painful look on his face. His thigh was dripping with blood. Now it was better. Not only did he not hit the little fox, but he hurt himself. He threw away the fire stick and knife in his hand, Thinking about it without tears.

It turned out that the vixen the Taoist priest mentioned was not the vixen he understood. He really regretted it.

It may be too late.

……

"Brother Jie, that's amazing, you actually caught a broken bowl, hahaha..."

Looking at the broken bowl that Li Yunjie fished hard, Gao Qilong laughed.

Li Yunjie: "..."

He took it all.

Why did Boss Lin catch a spiritual tree and it came with a spiritual fruit, but he caught a broken bowl!
So unfair!
Hearing Gao Qilong's ridicule, Li Yunjie became even more angry.

"What do you know! This bowl must be no ordinary bowl!"

Li Yunjie turned around and asked, "Boss Lin, please help me see if this is a spiritual bowl!"

When Gao Qilong heard this, he laughed and said: "Spirit bowl? Hahaha! I think you are crazy. Returning the soul bowl really makes me laugh to death. Is there such a broken soul bowl?"

Lin Chen probed and threw it away.

[Fox Essence] is the essence of male foxes that have become sperms. It has the effects of prolonging life, replenishing essence and qi, and strengthening the kidneys.

Lin Chen showed a strange expression.

"Well, the bowl is indeed an ordinary bowl, but..."

At this time, an old man pointed to the bowl and said, "Hey, there seems to be something in the bowl."

"It really is!"

"It looks slimy, what is it?" "Looks like white porridge?"

When he heard Lin Chen say that the bowl was an ordinary bowl, Li Yunjie's expression suddenly fell. When he heard that Lin Chen couldn't explain it later, someone found "white porridge" in the bowl, Li Yunjie suddenly became upset.

"Boss Lin, is this thing in the bowl the treasure?"

"It does have some effects, such as prolonging life, replenishing essence and qi, strengthening the kidneys, etc., but... I haven't finished talking yet!"

Before Lin Chen could finish speaking, the moment he heard about replenishing essence, nourishing qi and strengthening kidneys, Li Yunjie couldn't wait to pick up the bowl and drink it under Lin Chen's horrified eyes.

Gao Qilong on the side swallowed his saliva greedily and wanted to grab it.

Because the little fox was frightened, it didn't produce much. Li Yunjie drank it all in one or two sips.

Li Yunjie licked his lips and asked, "Boss Lin, do you have anything else to say?"

Gao Qilong's eyes lit up and he took the opportunity to take the bowl from Li Yunjie's hand.
Lin Chen opened his mouth, and finally suppressed a smile and said, "Aren't you curious about what it is?"

"Isn't it spiritual porridge?"

Li Yunjie was stunned.

Lin Chen shook his head.

Li Yunjie asked curiously: "What is that?"

"It's uh vixen."

"Fox spirit?"

Li Yunjie smiled and said in disbelief: "Boss Lin, please stop joking. How can a vixen look like this? Storytellers say that vixens can turn into beautiful women or look like foxes. How can it be white porridge?"

Knowing that Li Yunjie had misunderstood, Lin Chen had no choice but to whisper a few words into Li Yunjie's ear.

"What?! This is the fox's a**!!!"

Li Yunjie was dumbfounded.

Gao Qilong, who was licking the bowl, froze.

Even the surrounding area became quiet.

There was no sound for a while.

"Pfft haha..."

One person suddenly laughed.

The others who were holding back their laughter could no longer hold back and started laughing together.

Li Yunjie and Gao Qilong looked at each other stiffly, and a feeling of nausea suddenly came to their hearts.

"Yuck~"

"哕~"

Li Yunjie felt strange. He vomited and asked, "You didn't drink. Why did you vomit?"

"You vomit yours, I'll vomit mine! It's up to you!"

Gao Qilong directly attacked him.

But the two of them didn't know that no matter how much they vomited, they couldn't spit it out because the vixen had long been absorbed.

Looking at the two people who were vomiting, Lin Chen shook his head.

If you don't listen to what I have to say, you will regret it now.

Lin Chen ignored the two of them and continued fishing.

And Li Yunjie did regret it in his heart.

He should have listened to what Lin Chen said then and then went home and drank secretly!

Now that so many people know that I drank vixen, I am so embarrassed!

It turned out that Li Yunjie was not disgusted with vixen at all, but was worried that others would find out that he drank vixen and would be embarrassed.

Tuyou on the side, Gao Qilong, also had the same idea.

He wanted to strangle Li Yunjie to death. Why was he so impatient that he couldn't wait just one minute? !
……

(End of this chapter)

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