Siheyuan: The legacy of Wei Wu, I can simplify everything
Chapter 160 Why is it that even if the rain comes, the boy will urinate to drive away evil spirits?
Chapter 160 Why is it that even if the rain comes, the boy will urinate to drive away evil spirits?
Chapter 1 Sixty: How can a boy urinate to drive away evil spirits even when the rain comes?
"That……"
Qin Huairu also took a deep look at Yi Zhonghai.
Although she felt that Yi Zhonghai seemed to be hiding something in his words.
But it didn't go into depth.
"Let's try calling Yu Yu back?"
"rainwater?"
"That's okay... she is Shazhu's biological sister after all. Maybe Shazhu can still listen to a few words about Yu Yu!"
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but let out a breath.
In order to prevent Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady from receiving the certificate, he is now in a hurry to seek medical treatment!
Actually.
After He Yuyu graduated from high school, he was assigned to work in a textile factory and even lived in the factory.
Moreover, he was discussing marriage with a small-time film policeman, and he was about to marry him!
But Yi Zhonghai didn't care.
Originally, He Yuyu did not exist in his pension plan.
this year.
A married daughter is like water thrown out.
Except for going back to my parents’ house for a meal during the Chinese New Year, most of the time it’s like it doesn’t exist! ——
even though.
He Yuyu was a little indifferent to the things in the courtyard.
But when he learned that Silly Zhu was going to marry a deaf old lady, he still couldn't help but frown and his face changed slightly!
at the moment.
She and her partner, the young police officer, were already talking about getting married.
And the man’s family.
Although he was a bit dissatisfied that He Yuyu didn't have a decent dowry here.
However, He Yuyu's partner identified her.
In addition, she would go to the other party's house to cook every weekend, which made the rather strict future mother-in-law just pinch her nose in recognition.
But if it is known.
Her brother Silly Zhu actually married an old lady old enough to be his grandmother.
It is estimated that this marriage will be completely ruined!
Think of this.
He Yuyu naturally returned to the courtyard with Yi Zhonghai without hesitation.
"Silly brother,"
"You don't really want to marry a deaf old lady, do you?"
"Yu Shui, why are you back?"
"Yes, the deaf old lady will be your sister-in-law from now on, but you can't be so rude..."
"Call me sister-in-law!"
Silly Zhu was a little surprised at the sudden return of his sister, but he still happily introduced it to He Yuyu.
"I disagree!"
"Silly brother, even if you are angry with Sister Qin, you can't say you want to marry an old lady?"
"Quick, come with me and apologize to Sister Qin,"
"If I say a few more nice words to you, Sister Qin will forgive you!"
With that said, He Yuyu stepped forward, grabbed Shazhu's arm, and wanted to take him to find Qin Huairu.
But the next second.
Silly Zhu, who already had a dark face, waved his hand without hesitation.
"Snapped--"
A slap hit He Yuyu hard on the face.
The latter was confused.
He covered his cheeks and looked at Silly Zhu in disbelief.
"Silly brother, you actually hit me?"
"Beat you?"
"I still want to scold you!"
Silly Zhu was also rude, glaring at He Yuyu in front of him and scolding loudly.
"He Yuyu,"
"What's on your mind?"
"I can't even figure out, are you my sister or Qin Huairu's sister?"
"Sister Qin is one mouthful all day long!"
"Has Qin Huairu ever given you a bite to eat? She raised you up like this, took care of your food and housing, and paid your tuition?"
"I see you are really getting better and better as you live!"
"Don't let me go!"
"..."
These words.
Naturally, there was no way to make He Yuyu repent.
She just felt that the "silly brother" in front of her suddenly became so strange, so strange that even she didn't recognize him!
No idea.He spends his days trying to get his brother to marry a widow who has given birth to three children.
What's the problem!
"Silly brother, I hate you..."
In such a mood, He Yuyu left these words and turned away.
Even when passing by the middle courtyard and facing Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, he didn't stop.
Just push the bike and leave.
"Hey, rain?"
"..."
Seeing He Yuyu running out of the backyard crying, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other.
Don’t you know that even He Yuyu didn’t make Silly Zhu change his mind!
"Master,"
"How about we think of something to exorcise the evil spirits from Silly Pillar?"
finally.
Qin Huairu couldn't help but said.
"Huairu, don't talk nonsense!"
"In what age are you now, are you still talking about such feudal superstition?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his expression couldn't help but change.
Although he felt in his heart that Shazhu seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, there were some things he could only think about in his heart and could not say them out casually!
Otherwise, it is easy to suffer unforeseen disasters!
"Master,"
"I think it's better to give Silu Zhu a try,"
Qin Huairu also lowered her voice.
"I heard that child urine seems to be able to ward off evil spirits. Why don't we tie up Silly Zhu while he is asleep and pour some child urine into his mouth?"
"Maybe when Silly Zhu recovers, he will thank us too!"
"This... ok,"
“But it’s better to keep a low profile!”
But soon.
Here comes a new question, where does the child pee?
Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other, but quickly found a suitable target.
"Fantastic!"
Considering that this kind of thing was a bit embarrassing, Qin Huairu called Banggeng over, then took a clean chamber pot and asked Banggian to urinate into it.
"Mom, I can't pee now..."
Facing Qin Huairu who was "eyeing him with eager eyes", Banggeng felt a little uncomfortable all over.
Change to weekdays.
He must have done it without saying a word.
But now.
It’s almost like an older person, unable to hold back even a drop of urine!
"Dead child,"
"When I peed in your stupid uncle's wine bottle before, why didn't you say you couldn't pee?"
Qin Huairu was also anxious and angry.
After all, this is related to whether Silly Zhu can recover and their family’s financial resources!
But unfortunately.
No matter how Qin Huairu urged him, Banggeng kept shaking his head with a look of despair on his face!
"Okay, Huairu,"
"If Bangge can't pee, don't force him!"
"No, let's go find Lao Yan. Isn't his Yan Jiekui also a child?"
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but persuade.
Although Yanbu Guina has no profit and can't afford to go early, and the dung truck passing by has to taste the salty character, this boy's urine will probably have to pay to get it.
However, in order for Shazhu to wake up as soon as possible, he would not continue to be obsessed with it.
Yi Zhonghai also took the risk and came to Yan Bugui's home with a urinal and directly explained his purpose.
"Child pee?"
"Lao Yi, do you want this thing?"
"We are not promoting feudal superstition now. You must not be confused!"
Hearing this, Yan Bugui couldn't help but remind him.
"All right, all right,"
"I just feel a little angry recently, and the doctor said to use the urine of a child to induce medicine!"
"If you don't give it, I'll go find Lao Liu. Anyway, their Liu Guangfu urine is fine!"
"Hey, don't..."
"Lao Yi, why are you so anxious?"
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai seemed a little angry and turned around to leave, Yan Bugui quickly grabbed him and took the urinal.
"When it comes to child urine, my mineral dehydrator is more effective!"
"You wait,"
"I'm going to get you some right now!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 1 Sixty: How can a boy urinate to drive away evil spirits even when the rain comes?
"That……"
Qin Huairu also took a deep look at Yi Zhonghai.
Although she felt that Yi Zhonghai seemed to be hiding something in his words.
But it didn't go into depth.
"Let's try calling Yu Yu back?"
"rainwater?"
"That's okay... she is Shazhu's biological sister after all. Maybe Shazhu can still listen to a few words about Yu Yu!"
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but let out a breath.
In order to prevent Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady from receiving the certificate, he is now in a hurry to seek medical treatment!
Actually.
After He Yuyu graduated from high school, he was assigned to work in a textile factory and even lived in the factory.
Moreover, he was discussing marriage with a small-time film policeman, and he was about to marry him!
But Yi Zhonghai didn't care.
Originally, He Yuyu did not exist in his pension plan.
this year.
A married daughter is like water thrown out.
Except for going back to my parents’ house for a meal during the Chinese New Year, most of the time it’s like it doesn’t exist! ——
even though.
He Yuyu was a little indifferent to the things in the courtyard.
But when he learned that Silly Zhu was going to marry a deaf old lady, he still couldn't help but frown and his face changed slightly!
at the moment.
She and her partner, the young police officer, were already talking about getting married.
And the man’s family.
Although he was a bit dissatisfied that He Yuyu didn't have a decent dowry here.
However, He Yuyu's partner identified her.
In addition, she would go to the other party's house to cook every weekend, which made the rather strict future mother-in-law just pinch her nose in recognition.
But if it is known.
Her brother Silly Zhu actually married an old lady old enough to be his grandmother.
It is estimated that this marriage will be completely ruined!
Think of this.
He Yuyu naturally returned to the courtyard with Yi Zhonghai without hesitation.
"Silly brother,"
"You don't really want to marry a deaf old lady, do you?"
"Yu Shui, why are you back?"
"Yes, the deaf old lady will be your sister-in-law from now on, but you can't be so rude..."
"Call me sister-in-law!"
Silly Zhu was a little surprised at the sudden return of his sister, but he still happily introduced it to He Yuyu.
"I disagree!"
"Silly brother, even if you are angry with Sister Qin, you can't say you want to marry an old lady?"
"Quick, come with me and apologize to Sister Qin,"
"If I say a few more nice words to you, Sister Qin will forgive you!"
With that said, He Yuyu stepped forward, grabbed Shazhu's arm, and wanted to take him to find Qin Huairu.
But the next second.
Silly Zhu, who already had a dark face, waved his hand without hesitation.
"Snapped--"
A slap hit He Yuyu hard on the face.
The latter was confused.
He covered his cheeks and looked at Silly Zhu in disbelief.
"Silly brother, you actually hit me?"
"Beat you?"
"I still want to scold you!"
Silly Zhu was also rude, glaring at He Yuyu in front of him and scolding loudly.
"He Yuyu,"
"What's on your mind?"
"I can't even figure out, are you my sister or Qin Huairu's sister?"
"Sister Qin is one mouthful all day long!"
"Has Qin Huairu ever given you a bite to eat? She raised you up like this, took care of your food and housing, and paid your tuition?"
"I see you are really getting better and better as you live!"
"Don't let me go!"
"..."
These words.
Naturally, there was no way to make He Yuyu repent.
She just felt that the "silly brother" in front of her suddenly became so strange, so strange that even she didn't recognize him!
No idea.He spends his days trying to get his brother to marry a widow who has given birth to three children.
What's the problem!
"Silly brother, I hate you..."
In such a mood, He Yuyu left these words and turned away.
Even when passing by the middle courtyard and facing Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, he didn't stop.
Just push the bike and leave.
"Hey, rain?"
"..."
Seeing He Yuyu running out of the backyard crying, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other.
Don’t you know that even He Yuyu didn’t make Silly Zhu change his mind!
"Master,"
"How about we think of something to exorcise the evil spirits from Silly Pillar?"
finally.
Qin Huairu couldn't help but said.
"Huairu, don't talk nonsense!"
"In what age are you now, are you still talking about such feudal superstition?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his expression couldn't help but change.
Although he felt in his heart that Shazhu seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, there were some things he could only think about in his heart and could not say them out casually!
Otherwise, it is easy to suffer unforeseen disasters!
"Master,"
"I think it's better to give Silu Zhu a try,"
Qin Huairu also lowered her voice.
"I heard that child urine seems to be able to ward off evil spirits. Why don't we tie up Silly Zhu while he is asleep and pour some child urine into his mouth?"
"Maybe when Silly Zhu recovers, he will thank us too!"
"This... ok,"
“But it’s better to keep a low profile!”
But soon.
Here comes a new question, where does the child pee?
Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other, but quickly found a suitable target.
"Fantastic!"
Considering that this kind of thing was a bit embarrassing, Qin Huairu called Banggeng over, then took a clean chamber pot and asked Banggian to urinate into it.
"Mom, I can't pee now..."
Facing Qin Huairu who was "eyeing him with eager eyes", Banggeng felt a little uncomfortable all over.
Change to weekdays.
He must have done it without saying a word.
But now.
It’s almost like an older person, unable to hold back even a drop of urine!
"Dead child,"
"When I peed in your stupid uncle's wine bottle before, why didn't you say you couldn't pee?"
Qin Huairu was also anxious and angry.
After all, this is related to whether Silly Zhu can recover and their family’s financial resources!
But unfortunately.
No matter how Qin Huairu urged him, Banggeng kept shaking his head with a look of despair on his face!
"Okay, Huairu,"
"If Bangge can't pee, don't force him!"
"No, let's go find Lao Yan. Isn't his Yan Jiekui also a child?"
Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but persuade.
Although Yanbu Guina has no profit and can't afford to go early, and the dung truck passing by has to taste the salty character, this boy's urine will probably have to pay to get it.
However, in order for Shazhu to wake up as soon as possible, he would not continue to be obsessed with it.
Yi Zhonghai also took the risk and came to Yan Bugui's home with a urinal and directly explained his purpose.
"Child pee?"
"Lao Yi, do you want this thing?"
"We are not promoting feudal superstition now. You must not be confused!"
Hearing this, Yan Bugui couldn't help but remind him.
"All right, all right,"
"I just feel a little angry recently, and the doctor said to use the urine of a child to induce medicine!"
"If you don't give it, I'll go find Lao Liu. Anyway, their Liu Guangfu urine is fine!"
"Hey, don't..."
"Lao Yi, why are you so anxious?"
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai seemed a little angry and turned around to leave, Yan Bugui quickly grabbed him and took the urinal.
"When it comes to child urine, my mineral dehydrator is more effective!"
"You wait,"
"I'm going to get you some right now!"
(End of this chapter)
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