Siheyuan: The legacy of Wei Wu, I can simplify everything

Chapter 161 Silly Zhu was fed child urine!
Chapter 161: Silly Zhu was fed boy urine!

"Dad, I can't pee..."

"Demineralization,"

"This is the boy's urine that your Uncle Yi asked for. Our family's food rations for the past half month depend on you!"

"Don't let me lose your temper at this critical moment!"

Yan Bugui frowned, looked at his third son, and couldn't help but urge.

"hurry up."

"Uncle Yi is still waiting outside,"

"At worst, dad is the one who makes the decision. I'll give you half an extra bun for dinner tomorrow!"

"..."

Yan Jiekuang also said with a bitter look on his face when he heard this.

"dad,"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"It's almost time for bed, isn't it?"

"I went to the public toilet just now and it was all drained out, not a drop of it!"

"..."

Yan Bugui couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

He was at a loss now. He couldn't just pour some water into the chamber pot, right?
Although Yi Zhonghai is usually easy to talk to, he is not stupid. If he knew that he dared to use fake boy urine to fool himself, he would definitely not be able to eat it!
"dad,"

"Isn't there me?"

On the other hand, Yan Jiefang, the second eldest son of the Yan family, suddenly recommended himself, which also made Yan Bugui breathe a sigh of relief.

"Okay, come on, second brother!"

With that said, he handed the chamber pot in his hand to Yan Jiefang!

"But dad, you just told me to add an extra steamed bun tonight, don't forget it!"

Yan Jiefang couldn't help but remind him.

"You are indispensable. Is your father that kind of person?"

These words naturally made Yan Jiefang nod.

indeed.

Although Yan Bugui is stingy, his calculation skills are also amazing.

These are their biological sons.

Sometimes if you are not careful, the other party will figure it out!
but.

Yan Bugui's credit standing is pretty good.

quickly,

Yan Jiefang also handed the half-filled pot of boy's urine to Yan Bugui.

The latter just looked down.

The smell made his eyes turn white and he almost lost his breath.

"Second brother, what about you?"

"Dad, I've been a little angry these past two days, so..."

Yan Jiefang smiled sheepishly.

Fine.

Yan Bugui also comforted himself.

Anyway, Yi Zhonghai wanted to use the boy's urine, not him.

Isn't it just that the taste is a little stronger and the color is a little darker?
Just treat it as overnight tea and get the heat down!
The effect of the medicine may be better than ordinary children's urine!

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui happily came to Yi Zhonghai carrying a chamber pot.

"Lao Yi, the boy has peed!"

When Yi Zhonghai took a closer look, he was almost overcome by the smell of urine!
"I'm talking about Lao Yan,"

"The smell of your boy's urine is too..."

"Harmful,"

"I've been getting angry for the past two days, please bear with me!"

"Anyway, just tell me if this is child urine and if it works!"

"..."

In the end, it cost [-] cents.

Yi Zhonghai also carried this arrogant chamber pot back to the central courtyard.
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soon.

It was the dead of night.

Every household should basically be asleep at this point.

As for Yi Zhonghai.

They also found a rope, and Qin Huairu and two people tied up Silly Zhu's hands and feet with the rope.

Then he took out the boy's urine that had a strong smell.

"bring it on,"

"Huairu, open Silly Zhu's mouth!"

When Qin Huairu heard this, she was about to nod.

But on second thought.

its not right!
Yi Zhonghai was pouring boy's urine into Silly Zhu's mouth. If he accidentally spilled it, the boy's urine would be splashed on her hand.

Such a strong smell.

I guess it can't be washed off with soap, right?
"Master,"

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu also looked embarrassed and hesitated.

"How about I take the chamber pot and you open Silly Zhu's mouth?" "I don't have that much strength!"

"Fine!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he didn't think much about it.

But when he saw the chamber pot getting closer, he understood in his heart and quickly reminded him.

"Huai Ru, you have to be careful!"

no way.

It's weird enough to feed someone child urine in the middle of the night.

If you accidentally get splashed with child urine.

Then does Yi Zhonghai still want to be famous in this life? How will he meet people in the future?
soon.

Silly Zhu was fed a large mouthful of boy urine.

"Master, is it almost done?"

"Why don't you take a few more sips? What if it's too little and it doesn't work?"

When Qin Huairu heard this, it seemed that this was also the case.

He just endured the sultry smell and continued to "goo-dong-goo-dong", filling Silly Zhu with a lot of boy urine.

Maybe Qin Huairu was a little too impatient.

It's also possible that the two of them made Si Zhu wake up after sleeping like a dead pig!
"Sister Qin, sir?"

"What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

"Wait a minute,"

"What does it taste like in my mouth?"

"Pooh!"

After feeling it for a while, there was a familiar and special taste in my mouth.

Silly Zhu suddenly thought.

A few days ago, I was peed on by a stick in my wine bottle. After accidentally drinking it, it smelled almost like this!

The smell of urine in my mouth is very strong now!
"Silly pillar,"

"We are doing this for your own good,"

"You must have been possessed before, otherwise why would you want to get the certificate from the deaf old lady?"

"rest assured,"

"When this boy is done urinating, you will thank me and my uncle!"

Seeing that Silhu suddenly woke up, Qin Huairu also gave Yi Zhonghai a look.

gritted his teeth,

Continue to pour the boy's urine into Silly Zhu's mouth!

Silly Zhu was naturally unwilling and tried desperately to struggle. Only then did he realize that his hands and feet were also tied up with ropes.

He could only twist and turn like a maggot to avoid the urinal in Qin Huairu's hand!

"Master,"

"Hurry up and hold down the stupid pillar!"

"It's hard for me to feed him baby urine..."

"I try my best,"

Although Yi Zhonghai is a fitter, he must have a lot of strength.

But now we are all 50 years old after all.

Naturally, he is not as big and round as Shazhu, full of energy!

After some struggle.

He just managed to hold down the opponent by relying on the advantage of Shazhu's hands and feet being tied up!

"Huairu, hurry up..."

After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Qin Huairu also aimed at Sha Zhu's mouth and wanted to pour the boy's urine.

Coincidentally.

Under such struggle, the rope that originally bound Shazhu's arms suddenly broke!

then……

Silly Zhu made a sound and pushed the urinal away.

Then the urinal was right on Yi Zhonghai's head!

Immediately.

Yi Zhonghai was also showered all over his head and face!

There was even a lot of child urine in his mouth, nose, and eyes!

All at once.

Even Qin Huairu next to him was dumbfounded.

I couldn't help but feel a little lucky in my heart. Just now I was smart and didn't agree to be responsible for opening Silly Zhu's mouth.

Otherwise, the unlucky person would not be Yi Zhonghai.

But herself!

but.

At this time, Qin Huairu also knew to take the opportunity to show off.

"Silly pillar,"

"Look at the good things you see, how can you throw the urinal on the big man's head?"

"Master, are you okay?"

(End of this chapter)