Siheyuan: The legacy of Wei Wu, I can simplify everything

Chapter 162 Jia Zhang beat Qin Huairu!

Chapter 162 Jia Zhang beat Qin Huairu!
"I……"

Yi Zhonghai wanted to say that he was fine.

But when he spoke, his mouth was filled with the smell of urine.

It even covered the entire head and face, and a lot of liquid also flowed into the mouth!
Ok……

If you must use a more vivid picture.

Probably in Journey to the West, Tang Seng and his disciples passed by the Monk Kingdom. The abbot asked for Tang Seng’s heart and liver, and Sun Wukong asked Zhu Bajie to get some mud.

He planned to exchange identities with Tang Sanzang and replace him.

It turned out that the mud Zhu Bajie found was mixed with his own urine.

then……

Tang Sanzang's face was full of pig smell!
The current Yi Zhonghai.

His mood was probably almost exactly the same as that of Tang Sanzang at that time!
He threw the chamber pot on his head aside with a depressed expression.

It's silly.

I was sleeping soundly at home, having sweet dreams, but as a result, I was kidnapped and stuffed with child urine, so I was naturally in a bad mood.

Regardless of the fact that it was still midnight, he yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I'm talking about you, Sister Qin!"

"You guys are full and have nothing to do in the middle of the night. You are not sleeping at home, so why are you here to tease me?"

"Are there people like you?"

"He filled my stomach full of child urine and didn't say anything, and made my house a mess!"

"Why don't you give me an explanation today?"

"Let's wait and see about this account!"

And what about Silly Zhu’s voice?

Almost half of the people in the courtyard were woken up, especially the Jia family and Yi Zhonghai's family in the middle courtyard.

Originally, Auntie, Jia Zhang and others were unaware of this.

At this time, I suddenly heard Sha Zhu cursing, and his daughter-in-law and husband were not in bed.

Especially Jia Zhang.

She also thought that Qin Huairu did something to regret her dead son while she was sleeping.

As if impatient, he rushed to Shazhu's home in a hurry.

Pointing at the three people in the room.

He started yelling at the top of his lungs!

"Qin Huairu, you unruly bitch!"

"I asked you, why are you so close to Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai all day long, and how come you are having so much fun in the middle of the night?"

"And Yi Zhonghai,"

"My Dongxu is your apprentice!"

"Now that Dongxu is gone, you can't wait to cuckold Dongxu, right?"

"My daughter-in-law can't give birth, so I'm thinking about my Huairu. No wonder you always send stick noodles to my house at night..."

"Yi Zhonghai,"

"What are you thinking about?"

"And Silly Zhu, I'll beat you to death for seducing my Huairu!"

have to say.

With all his firepower, Jia Zhang cursed all three people present.

It was the aunt who had just arrived at the door of Shazhu's house.

When I heard the words from Jia Zhang's mouth, "My wife can't give birth," I immediately felt like I was lying down and was shot.

One face also turned a little dark!
And Silly Pillar gave a loud voice.

Coupled with Jia Zhang's scolding.

It also woke up many people in the yard and gathered in front of Shazhu's house in the middle yard!
Looking at the disheveled Silly Zhu in front of him, Yi Zhonghai who smelled like urine, and Qin Huairu who looked aggrieved next to him.

A group of people also showed expressions of eating melon!

"mom!"

And seeing so many people woke up.

Qin Huairu also wanted to appease Jia Zhang's emotions first and think of a suitable excuse to explain to everyone.

"Snapped--"

However, before he finished speaking, Jia Zhang slapped him.

Immediately.

There was a red slap mark on Qin Huairu's fair face!

"Don't call me mom," "Our old Jia family doesn't have a daughter-in-law who is as playful and disgraceful as you!"

"Qin Huairu,"

"If you still miss Dongxu a little bit, then kneel down in front of Dongxu's portrait!"

"Come back and clean you up!"

With that said, Jia Zhang walked towards Si Zhu and Yi Zhonghai aggressively.

However, this time, she was hit by a gun!

Originally, Silly Zhu was in a bad mood after being fed a belly full of boy urine, and was scolded by Jia Zhang.

To know.

Silly Zhu originally planned to take leave early tomorrow morning to argue with the deaf old lady.

And now.

Seeing Jia Zhang who was aggressively attacking her to accuse him, she slapped him.

"roll,"

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you are making trouble in my house in the middle of the night. Believe it or not, I will go to the police station early tomorrow morning!"

This slap immediately stunned Jia Zhang.

I wanted to continue to be stubborn.

But when he heard that Sha Zhu actually dared to threaten him with the police station, he was frightened.

"what happened?"

In the end, a path was separated from the crowd.

Liu Haizhong appeared in front of everyone, frowning as he looked at the chaos in the room, mixed with the smell of Silly Zhu's smelly feet and the smell of urine.

"Lao Yi, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang..."

"Why did you guys stay up so late at night and go to Silly Zhu's house?"

"And you... Silly Zhu, how can you hit someone?"

"It's all gone!"

"I have to go to work tomorrow morning, and we will hold a hospital-wide meeting to discuss this matter in the evening!"

And Liu Haizhong’s words.

Undoubtedly, it brings an end to this chaotic farce!

And Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

after all.

What he looks like now is that he is covered in child urine and has been slandered by Jia Zhang.

I almost jumped into the Yellow River and couldn’t wash myself off!

Precisely this time.

Yi Zhonghai was about to take advantage of the situation and run away, when he went home to change his clothes and wipe off the child's urine.

But Yan Bugui suddenly spoke in the crowd.

"Lao Yi, what do you smell like?"

"no,"

"Didn't you say that this boy's urine is used to make medicine?"

"Why can't you help yourself and use it?"

Suddenly, everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai.

Only then did I realize that the other person's head and body seemed to be wet.

And it also smells like urine!
I thought the smell was just in Shazhu's house, but I didn't expect it to come from Yi Zhonghai!
this moment.

Yi Zhonghai's old face turned red, and it was the first time he experienced the feeling of social death!
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Silent all night.

Early the next morning, when Ye Ming got up and washed up, he heard the discussion in the yard about what happened last night.

Through these discussions, the general story of what happened was almost restored.

"It is indeed a Qinman Siheyuan,"

"It's late at night, and these beasts won't stop!"

Even Ye Ming didn't expect that Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai would come up with the idea of ​​feeding Silly Zhu with child urine in the middle of the night.

I’m not afraid that if someone finds out about it, I’ll go to the street office and be labeled as a feudal superstitious person!

Of course, Ye Ming also understands.

The two of them were in a hurry and sought medical treatment. There was really nothing they could do!
But unfortunately.

The effect of the marriage charm lasts for one month.

During this month, let alone using children's urine to drive away evil spirits, I would also find monks and Taoists to open altars to do this.

Or even inviting Shazhu’s biological father, He Daqing, to come!

(End of this chapter)