I am a director, but I have the skills of an actor

Chapter 198 Plot
On the screen, a green mountain shrouded in clouds and smoke slowly rose, and then, "Produced by Qingshan Film and Television Company!" appeared on the top of the rising mountain! '

This opening animation shocked film and television company bosses like Wang Changtian, Han Sanping, and Jiang Zhiqiang.

In the past, Wan Qingshan's movies didn't have opening animations, but now Wan Qingshan has created opening animations and launched the Qingshan Film and Television Company. He started to use the company's branding after branding his own!
After the opening animation, several rows of white fonts appeared on the dark screen.

Enlight Film Corporation.

Qingshan Media Company.

Tangren Film and Television Company.

co-production.

Wang Changtian and Cai Yinong suddenly looked overjoyed. Their company was just an investment.

In the film and television investment circle, the letters of the movie are all jointly produced by a certain company.

But Wan Qingshan changed the name of their company to joint production, which promoted their company.

If they find news media to report it, they will definitely be able to fool some of the audience and make them believe in their company's ability to produce movies, which will give their company's brand a good impression in the minds of the audience.

"Director Wan, you are very considerate, thank you!"

"Mr. Wang, everyone is cooperating. I will definitely help if I can. This little thing is nothing."

"Director Wan, this is a small matter for you, but for me, it is a big deal."

After Wang Changtian thanked him, he thought that if he invests in other movies in the future, he must let them make Enlight Pictures a co-producer. Otherwise, when will Enlight Pictures' brand name be turned around?

At the celebration party for "Loyal Liver and Righteous Bravery", Wang Changtian and Zhang Zhao praised Enlight Pictures and wanted to promote their brand.

The signboard was put out, but because Li Yancheng later directed Wanqingshan's infamy to Enlight Pictures, Enlight Pictures was regarded as a liar company in the eyes of the audience.

At this time, the subtitles of the actors were displayed on the screen one by one. The screen went black, and then a disgraced Yuan Quan was milking cows in a dairy factory.

A few seconds later, Yuan Quan, who was filling a bucket of milk, received a call that her sister-in-law was about to give birth.

She was so filled with joy that she did not notice that she put a bucket of milk to the cow's mouth.

Then, she finished the phone call and the cow drank most of the bucket of milk.

Yuan Quan stared dumbfoundedly. As the cow continued to drink milk, some laughter erupted from the audience.

Then the camera turned and Yuan Quan was criticized by his supervisor when he went to ask for leave.

"You said that you can get milked by the cow even if you are milking it. That's it. You still want to ask for leave, but it takes as long as half a month. No, I will give you a week at most!"

"Sister Hong, one week is really not enough. My sister-in-law is about to give birth, and my brother has to be busy with work. He can't even take leave from his job. I have to take care of my sister-in-law. Sister Hong, please give me half a month's leave. "

Sister Hong's expression immediately changed and she became very kind, "Guifang, half a month is really not enough. One week's leave is my greatest right. For you, if it were anyone else, three days' leave would be the most. "

Because he took less than half a month's leave, Yuan Quan resigned. Then, after Sister Hong tried to dissuade her again and again to no avail, she could only say, "You have to work for two more days. I will try to get all your wages in these two days, otherwise you will have to pay me now." If I quit my job, I'll lose half a month's salary.

Then the screen changed. Yuan Quan, carrying a red and blue woven bag, took the salary handed over by Sister Hong. At the same time, she bought a bucket of milk made in the factory.

After leaving the factory, she saw a jewelry store on the way to the airport and got out of the car to buy jewelry.

In the jewelry store, she quickly took a fancy to a pair of silver bracelets worn by children. However, when she and the salesperson were debating the price, she accidentally bought the silver bracelets from Xia Yu, who was dragging her suitcase.

"Oh, what's wrong with you? You didn't know you were here first!"

"It's first come, first served, but you didn't buy it. If you don't buy it, you can't let me buy it."

"What do you mean I don't buy it? I was just bargaining. You are blind and didn't see it."

"My eyes are very good. I can clearly see that you are torturing this sales lady."

"What torture, what do you mean?"

"Whatever you think I mean, that's what I mean."

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The two quarreled in the jewelry store. In the end, the manager of the jewelry store took out another pair of silver bracelets and gave Yuan Quan a discount, which stopped the two from continuing the quarrel.

Then the two met at the airport together, taking the same flight.

Then there is the scene of Yuan Quan drinking milk.

"Ha ha,"

"Giggle!"

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While the audience burst into laughter, the stars who came to attend the premiere couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, well, except Liu Shishi.

But she saw that only the lower half of her face was shown in the camera. Now she finally understood why the filming suddenly happened at the back.

After the milk-drinking scene ended, the two boarded the plane.

In the scene on the plane, the two people were seated next to each other, and then the plane took off. Yuan Quan vomited when the plane took off, and gave Xia Yu a milk wash.

Compared with the scene on the plane in "The Journey", Yuan Quan did not disclose her situation to Xia Yu like Wang Baoqiang, and at the same time he did not stupidly say open the window.

That kind of silly performance is only suitable for Wang Baoqiang.

If Yuan Quan were to act, no matter how good his acting skills were, it would still make the audience feel stiff and fake because of his appearance.

In "Embarrassed in Hong Kong", Bao Beier imitated Wang Baoqiang's silly acting skills, which led to complaints from the audience. Naturally, Wan Qingshan would not let Yuan Quan act silly.

At the same time, Yuan Quan does not have a crow's mouth like Wang Baoqiang. The plot of "A Man on the Road" is entirely driven by Wang Baoqiang's crow's mouth. It was too blunt, so Wan Qingshan directly canceled the crow's mouth.

Directly because of the heavy rain and lightning at the destination, the plane was unable to land and would return to land.

After returning to the flight, Yuan Quan and Xia Yu immediately ran to the counter to inquire. They learned that during this period, the weather at the destination often changed, and they were not sure when they could fly. So they hurried over and took the train.

On the train, the two people's seats are not next to each other, but opposite each other.

Then, the two caught up with the human trafficker played by Ling Xiaosu.

When the human trafficker played by Ling Xiaosu had his long hair pulled off by Yuan Quan, both Yuan Quan and Xia Yu were dumbfounded, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Then, Ling Xiaosu threw off his high heels, took out two steamed buns from his chest and threw them back. When they hit Xia Yu and Yuan Quan's faces, the audience who had just taken a breath burst into laughter again.

Then, when Yuan Quan flew and Xia Yu hit Ling Xiaosu with the high heels that Ling Xiaosu had taken off, Yuan Quan grabbed Ling Xiaosu, and then the two got off the bus with the police at the next stop.

After being delayed for half a day at the police station, the two got on the next train to their destination with the help of the police.

After catching human traffickers together, the relationship between the two improved a lot. They chatted about each other's situation on the train, and then suddenly the front collapsed and the train stopped halfway.

When getting off the bus, Xia Yu's wallet was stolen in the crowd.

Then Yuan Quan took out a few hundred yuan from his socks and lent it to Xia Yu.

Xia Yu was stunned when she looked at the smelly money.

"Ha ha!"

"Giggle!"

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Amid the roaring laughter of the audience, Xia Yu took the money with great resistance.

Then, the two of them took a car to a nearby bus station. When they arrived, it was already afternoon, and there was no shuttle bus for the two of them to the transit place, so they booked two rooms in a nearby hotel.

Originally, there was a scene of going to the mall to buy things, but because of Zhao Liying's acting skills, that scene had to be cut with scissors in the later stages.

After the adjustment, Wan Qingshan found that the lens of this scene was too broken, and other shots in the entire movie were relatively flat, making this scene very inappropriate.

In addition, there are no jokes in the shopping mall scene, which is just used to highlight Yuan Quan's sharp mouth and soft heart.

So Wan Qingshan cut out all the shopping mall scenes, resulting in the absence of Zhao Liying's appearance.

On the screen, the camera turned, and when Xia Yu had just fallen asleep, there was a sudden noise outside.

"We won't let anyone sleep at night."

Xia Yu yelled angrily, stood up, opened the door, and then, "Shh!"

In the auditorium, the eyes of many male spectators suddenly lit up.

Liu Yan, who suddenly burst in with a hot figure and was only wearing underwear, booed Xia Yu and immediately closed the door.

"Brother, please let me hide for a while!"

Xia Yu's eyes were always staring at Liu Yan's chest, and she murmured, "Why don't you hide on the bed!"

"what!"

After Liu Yan was surprised, she realized that Xia Yu had been staring at her chest.

So, she suddenly changed her face and said angrily, "Rogue!"

"All the clothes of that vixen are here, she must still be in this hotel. I must find her out and let her seduce my husband. I must make her look good."

The angry scolding coming from outside made Xia Yu change his face. He smiled and said, "It turns out that the mistress was blocked by the head wife."

"You are the mistress, and your whole family is the mistress!" Liu Yan immediately cursed.

"Sister, I just heard that sexy fox's voice, it seemed to be coming from over there."

The sound coming from outside the door made Xia Yu whistle proudly.

After the whistle blew twice, Xia Yu was about to shout.

"Brother, please help me. I am really not a mistress. That person is unreasonable. I have resigned and am going home, but she is still holding on to me."

Looking at Liu Yan's pleading expression, Xia Yu suddenly showed a soft-hearted look.

At this time, a voice came from outside the door, "Sister, the voice of the sexy fox seems to be coming from here."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, "Open the door!"

Seeing Liu Yan looking around anxiously, Xia Yu pointed to the bed and whispered, "Go and lie down on the bed. Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you."

Liu Yan immediately jumped onto the bed with a whoosh.

"Open the door, open the door."

"Who the hell are you disturbing my sleep?"

Xia Yu yelled at the door, picked up the ashtray from the table and walked towards the door.

As soon as the door opened, there was a man and a woman at the door. They were both tall and thick, and their arms were thicker than Xia Yu's thighs.

Xia Yu's expression immediately changed, she put the ashtray aside and said with a flattering smile, "Brother, eldest sister, I don't know if you need help with anything."

Ha ha,,,,
Xia Yu's words were so arrogant before, but now he acted so arrogantly that the audience burst into laughter.

The two pushed past Xia Yu and walked into the room. The man asked, "Have you seen a woman?"

"What kind of woman is that? She's just a slutty fox." The woman yelled immediately.

"Yes, yes, it's a sexy fox."

After the man finished speaking, he pointed to Liu Yan, who was covered with a quilt and facing the man's side of the bed, "Who are you?"

"Brother, this is my wife. She is not in good health and fell into a deep sleep after taking medicine."

After Xia Yu finished speaking, he saw the woman was about to walk towards the bed, and he quickly said,

"Sister, is that naughty fox you just talked about not wearing any clothes?"

The woman immediately stopped, turned around and said, "She's not wearing any clothes, maybe, her clothes are still in the room, you saw her!"

"I saw it. She wanted to enter my room before and seduced me. Who am I? How could I be seduced by her?"

Xia Yu looked righteous and awe-inspiring, which reminded the audience of Xia Yu looking at Liu Yan's chest like a pig before, and they suddenly chuckled dumbly.

"Sister, let me tell you, since I was a child..."

The fat woman interrupted anxiously, "Don't fucking talk nonsense. Where did she go?"

"Yes, yes, I'm not talking nonsense. That woman, I didn't let her in, and then she ran away."

Seeing that Xia Yu still couldn't get to the point, the fat woman suddenly became anxious. She stepped forward and reached out to hold Xia Yu under her armpits.Under the close-up lens, Xia Yu's face suddenly changed drastically, and she looked like she wanted to vomit.

"Where did she run away from?"

"Run upstairs." Xia Yu replied holding her breath.

"Da Zhuang, come with me quickly. Follow me upstairs to look for you."

After the two of them went out, Xia Yu immediately lowered her head and pretended to be sick.

"It actually has body odor, it's so disgusting."

Xia Yu complained and quickly packed her things. At the same time, she took out a set of clothes from the suitcase and threw them on the bed.

"Quickly change your clothes. If they can't find you when they go upstairs, they will definitely find out that I lied to you."

Waiting for Liu Yan to quickly change into clothes and shoes, Xia Yu took Liu Yan and hurried out, knocking on Yuan Quan's door opposite.

"Qiu Guifang, Qiu Guifang."

In the room, Yuan Quan, who had been woken up by the man and woman, immediately replied, "Here he comes."

When Yuan Quan put on her clothes and opened the door to see Liu Yan, she was stunned for a moment. Then, before she could ask, Xia Yu hurriedly asked her to pack her things and follow her.

Yuan Quan was about to ask what was going on, when a loud curse came from upstairs, "I was deceived by that boy. The one lying on the bed must be that sexy fox."

Yuan Quan understood immediately, quickly flicked his slippers, put his feet into his shoes, picked up the red and blue woven bag, and ran downstairs with Xia Yu and Liu Yan.

When running out of the hotel, Xia Yu slipped and fell down.

When there was slight laughter in the audience, Yuan Quan immediately turned around and pulled Xia Yu up on the screen.

But at this time, Xia Yu sprained his ankle, so Yuan Quan handed the woven bag and Xia Yu's luggage to Liu Yan. Amid Xia Yu's protests, Yuan Quan picked up Xia Yu and ran away.

Under the close-up shot, Xia Yu on Yuan Quan's shoulder looked ashamed, and then a smile appeared on Xia Yu's face

Then the scene changed, Yuan Quan, Xia Yu, and Liu Yan were leaning against the wall of the alley, gasping for air.

Because Yuan Quan didn't have enough cash on him and still had to save the fare for the bus, the three of them rested under a bridge.

Amid Xia Yu's resistance, Yuan Quan took off Xia Yu's shoes, rubbed Xia Yu's ankles, and said carelessly,

"There's nothing wrong with you. Just take a night's rest and you'll be fine. When I was at home, I often sprained my feet while walking in the mountains and fields. There were cases more serious than yours. I could walk again after taking a night's rest."

Xia Yu, who had been looking at Yuan Quan longingly since Yuan Quan took off his shoes, quickly came back to his senses and said, "Oh, thank you!"

When the three of them talked, Liu Yan said that she had just graduated this year and applied for a secretary job in a small company.

She had only been working for a few months, but the boss wanted to take action against her, and she was about to resign.Then the proprietress, the fat woman just now, found out that her husband often sent her some ambiguous text messages, so she decided that she was seducing her husband.

The fat woman had blocked her once before where she was staying, so she thought of leaving immediately and stayed in the hotel just now, but she didn't expect that the fat woman still found her.

"If you have something to do, be a secretary, and if you have nothing to do, be a secretary. You have already applied for a secretary job, so you should know what a secretary does."

Xia Yu's words made Liu Yan and Yuan Quan stunned for a moment, and then they looked at Xia Yu with disgust.

If you have something to do as a secretary, if you have nothing to do as a secretary.

This sentence has not been published yet, but many male viewers will soon understand its meaning, and then-haha!
The male audience laughed, the female audience was a little confused, and most of the celebrities in front couldn't help but smile.

On the screen, the three of them rested for a night at the bridge and went to the station to buy tickets the next day.

After getting in the car, Yuan Quan quickly fell asleep leaning on Xia Yu's shoulder because he hadn't slept well last night.

Opposite Liu Yan saw Xia Yu's eyes full of endearment when she lowered her head to look at Yuan Quan on her shoulder, so she asked in a low voice,

"you like her?"

"No, how is that possible? I've only known her for a few days, how can I like her?"

After Xia Yu hurriedly retorted, she felt that she had gone too far.

So, he looked at Yuan Quan and saw that Yuan Quan was sleeping soundly, and then he said in a mosquito-like voice,

"I can only say that I have a good impression. After all, we have experienced shared hardships and experienced so many things."

"Can I ask, what is it about her that attracts you?"

"Sharp-tongued, carefree, and a little bit bad-tempered. He is unreasonable and unforgiving."

As she said that, Xia Yu suddenly stopped and said with a smile, "It seems that what she said was not good, but maybe I just like this. Maybe it was when she and I were capturing the traffickers, or maybe she ran away with me last night. Sometimes, or maybe it was when she was rubbing my feet last night,,,, I don’t know when I had a good impression."

"Understood. When I was in school, I had a boyfriend who was in the same class as me. He was very ordinary and ordinary, but after getting along with him, I didn't know why I fell in love with him."

Then, when the shuttle bus arrived at the station, Liu Yan arrived. He thanked the two of them and left. Then, Xia Yu and Yuan Quan transferred to the bus station and headed to their destination.

When heading to the destination, two people waved at the roadside to stop the car, and the driver thought they wanted to get in the car on the way.

This situation often happens. It is cheaper to get on the bus midway than to buy a ticket at the bus station. This is also the source of income for their drivers, and the money can go into their pockets.

After the driver opened the door, he said directly, "Two hundred and one!"

Then, the two took out their watermelon knives.

When the driver saw this, he immediately paid.

The robber kept collecting money. When he received Xia Yu and Yuan Quan, Xia Yu obediently took out the remaining red banknote and the jewelry box containing the silver bracelet.

"You want to die, don't you? Just take one with you when you go out!"

Xia Yu immediately turned his pockets out and said, "Brother, my wallet was stolen on the road. I kept this hundred in my socks so it wasn't stolen."

The robber who was counting the money with a bunch of banknotes on his side and wet with saliva from time to time was stunned. He had just taken the money, and then he was counting the money with his fingers wet with saliva.

It was originally a thrilling scene, but because of this part, the audience's hearts, which were tense with the plot, immediately relaxed and let out a slight laugh.

The robber who was counting the money spat on the ground and slapped Xia Yu on the head.

"Aren't you a man? You actually put money into your socks."

"Brother, there's nothing we can do about it. You see, I luckily stuffed the money in my socks, otherwise the money would have been stolen by the thief."

The robber on the side nodded in agreement, "That's right. If you hadn't stuffed part of the money into your socks, we would have collected 100 yuan less."

Then, the robbers collected money from Yuan Quan. Faced with the bright machete, Yuan Quan did not dare to resist and could only take out the money.

When taking out the money, the robber saw a jewelry box hidden in Yuan Quan's pocket and immediately asked Yuan Quan to take it out.

Yuan Quan would never give me this silver bracelet.

This made the audience a little confused as to why Yuan Quan didn't give him a silver bracelet when his life was threatened. The money she paid for the pair of silver bracelets was not much less than the money she just paid out.

The screen ignored the audience's doubts and continued to play. When Yuan Quan refused to pay, the robber became angry and immediately slapped him.

Seeing that the slap was about to hit Yuan Quan's face, Xia Yu reached out and grabbed the robber's hand.

"You, you want to die, don't you!" Upon seeing this, the robber who was counting money immediately stuffed the money into his bag and pointed the machete at Xia Yu.

"Brother, brother, I don't mean that."

After saying that, Xia Yu slapped herself twice, "Brother, I apologize to you."

The two robbers were stunned for a moment, and one of them said, "Seeing that you guys are also sensible, forget it this time and let the woman teach you what's in her pocket."

Xia Yu turned around and saw Yuan Quan, who was holding his pocket tightly and with firm eyes. He was silent for a moment, turned his head and said seriously,

"Two eldest brothers, you are also looking for money, and the things in her pocket are worthless.

I think you two, just forget it and don't waste time here. "

The robber who was counting the money suddenly raised his machete.

"You really want to die!"

"Come on, just chop me to death. The two of you who are in this business should know better than me what the different consequences will be for robbery and murder.

As for me, for her sake, I will be a fool for once.If you two are willing to be stupid like me for a pair of worthless bracelets and are willing to bear the charge of murder, then come. "

Looking at Xia Yu who looked calm and unblinking, the two robbers hesitated. Then after they looked at each other, they quickly turned around and got out of the car without going to collect money from the people behind.

After the two got out of the car, Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief and fell back into the seat behind her with weak legs.

At this time, the camera turned to focus on the small screen hanging in front of the car. On the screen, Wan Qingshan said seriously,

“Dear viewers, when you encounter criminals on the road, do not anger them and protect your own lives.

What the passenger did just now is really undesirable. Life is not a movie.

You only have one life, don't risk it. "

For this scene, Wan Qingshan was worried that if there were viewers who saw this movie, they would imitate the movie's routine when they were robbed, so he shot it specially.

Wanqingshan is specially used to prevent people from imitating the scenes in the movie and make the audience burst into laughter.

When the screen changed, Xia Yu and Yuan Quan became very strange.

Xia Yu looked at Yuan Quan frequently, but Yuan Quan dodges a little, not daring to look at Xia Yu.

"I,,"

Yuan Quan immediately interrupted, "Well, thank you just now. By the way, the car seems to be arriving soon."

Xia Yu was stunned for a moment and replied, "I guess so. I'm not familiar with this place."

"That's it. I think it's almost here."

Then both fell silent.

Then the scene changed, the car arrived, and the police surrounded it.

Then, after finishing the transcript, Yuan Quan looked back and saw Xia Yu, who was writing the transcript, holding a red and blue woven bag, squeezed through the crowd, and disappeared.

After Xia Yu finished writing the notes, he discovered that Yuan Quan had disappeared. He looked around in panic, with a very anxious expression on his face.

The scene changed, and Yuan Quan, carrying a red and blue woven bag, entered a new self-built house in the countryside with red bricks and black tiles.

"Mom, I'm back."

"Why did it take you so long to come back? Have you bought the silver bracelet?" an old woman with a ridged face said a little harshly.

"Bought it."

Yuan Quan took out the jewelry box from his pocket and said, "I originally rushed back by plane, but the plane couldn't fly due to the weather, so I was late."

The old woman took the bracelet, picked up the insulated lunch box on the table and handed it to Yuan Quan.

"Hurry up and send the chicken soup I just stewed to your sister-in-law. Your sister-in-law has given birth to a grandson for me, and I need to make up for it."

When the old woman talked about her eldest grandson, the smile on her face made many female viewers panic.

Although many of this generation of urban young people are only children, there are also many who have several children.

Generally speaking, families with several people tend to favor sons over daughters. Therefore, when I saw Qiu Guifang, played by Yuan Quan, going through hardships to return home, she was almost killed by robbers to protect the pair of silver bracelets, but her mother Don't care about her at all.

When she came back, her mother didn't even have a smile on her face, but when she talked about her eldest grandson, the smile on her face was so bright.

Only those female viewers can empathize and feel aggrieved.

At the same time, all the viewers also understood why Yuan Quan refused to give the silver bracelet before, because it was her mother's order to bring back the silver bracelet.

If the silver bracelet is lost, then her mother must have a worse attitude. She may even say, "You didn't buy the silver bracelet, so what are you doing here?"
On the screen, the scene changed. Yuan Quan came out of the hospital room carrying an insulated lunch box and bumped into Xia Yu.

Then, Yuan Quan and Xia Yu discovered that their sisters-in-law gave birth to children in this hospital.

Then, Yuan Quan started to escape. Without saying a few words, he said he was leaving first, and even refused to give Xia Yu a phone call.

After walking from Yuan Quan to the stairs, the picture is divided into two halves.

On the left, Yuan Quan walked up the stairs. When he reached the corner platform in the middle of the stairs, he leaned against the wall, holding his hands in his hands, crying silently.

On the right, in the shaking screen, Xia Yu runs quickly while shouting, "Qiu Guifang!"

Then, in the picture on the left, Yuan Quan squatted down, looked at his rough hands, and cried loudly.

In the picture on the right, Xia Yu walks to the door of the hospital and looks around anxiously.

In the audience, many female viewers with low tears made choked sounds.

Then the screen went black and the subtitle list for the post-production staff began to appear. The audience was stunned!

(End of this chapter)