Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 1386: Tricking Sun Zhaocai

Time flies, and before we know it, it’s the end of the year again.

The weather was getting colder and colder, and Yang Jun had to move his position from Diaoyutai to an air-conditioned room.

The days were still the same as before, and the plot was the same as before. Yang Jun was lying on a rattan chair drinking tea and chatting, and there were still two foodies sitting next to him. Sometimes he would dislike them for filling the whole house with the smell of barbecue, and sometimes he would eat and drink with them.

"Uncle Yang, would you like a bottle of Arctic Ocean?"

In the air-conditioned room, Yang Jun and two other people were eating barbecue and were feeling thirsty. At this time, Sun Zhaocai handed Yang Jun a bottle of soda.

"Soda? Is that for men?"

Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "If you want to drink, then drink."

"Okay, I've been waiting for you to say that."

Sun Zhaocai put the bottle of Arctic Ocean aside, took out three bottles of beer from the freezer behind him and handed one to Yang Jun.

He also felt that it was unmanly for a man to drink soda, which was not in line with his masculinity. Beer was more solid. If he was not responsible for Yang Jun's safety, he would have directly served white wine.

Shazhu bit the bottle cap off with his teeth.

"Godfather, drink this."

"I won't drink it. There's your saliva on it."

Yang Jun took an unopened bottle of beer with disdain.

"Hey, it's just right that you don't drink. I'll drink it."

Sha Zhu was not angry. He blew into his mouth and immediately gulped down half a bottle of beer.

If he wasn't reluctant to drink it, this bottle would probably just be used to moisten his lips.

These two guys not only have a big appetite, but also a huge alcohol tolerance. They can drink at least three kilograms of liquor. As for beer and other things, they can drink them all the time without getting drunk.

"hiss!"

Yang Jun took a sip of beer and felt a chill run through his heart and lungs.

"You two are stupid. It's already this season. Why are you still drinking ice-cold beer?"

"Hehe, it's really fun to drink ice-cold beer in winter." Sun Zhaocai said with a smile.

"That's right, ice-cold beer is the best way to quench your thirst." Sha Zhu agreed.

These two guys took off their autumn clothes and drank with their bare chests.

Once the clothes were taken off, the muscles on the body were exposed, and sitting there was like a pile of entangled poop...

Yang Jun really envied these two guys for having a good body. Over the years, he had never seen them sick. In front of him, they were always foodies with a very good appetite. Yang Jun loved to watch them wolfing down their food. He thought it was a symbol of health, at least he thought so.

"Shazhu, why hasn't Zhaodi come here recently?" Yang Jun asked.

Sun Zhaodi is Sha Zhu's wife. After Zhaodi gave birth to her second child, she no longer worked as a bodyguard for Yi Qiu Shui and now concentrates on being a housewife at home.

Before Sha Zhu could say anything, Sun Zhaocai said,

"Uncle Yang, you may not know yet, but my sister is pregnant again and has been staying at home to take care of the baby."

"Oh, Zhaodi has a baby again?" Yang Jun was also very happy when he heard it.

"Yes, I got pregnant just last week. I can't move around now. I have to stay at home to take care of the baby." Sha Zhu said in a buzzing voice.

"Haha, you know a lot." Sun Zhaocai joked.

"Nonsense." Sha Zhu rolled his eyes at him and said, "I've been a father twice. If I don't even understand this, what's the difference between me and a fool?"

"Haha, I'm the father of four children, how could I not understand?" Sun Zhaocai retorted.

"You are dumber than me." Sha Zhu curled his lips.

Seeing these two guys fighting as soon as they met, Yang Jun was speechless.

Fortunately, after so many years, he has gotten used to it. Sun Zhaocai is the kind of person who likes to show off. He always tries to show off his intelligence in front of Sha Zhu. He can jump around and test repeatedly, but he knows his limits and cannot make Sha Zhu angry, otherwise the consequences will be something he cannot bear. Therefore, as long as it is not too excessive, Sha Zhu will not bother with him.

As for Shazhu, he is the kind of person who is honest and simple. He would not offend others unless they offend him. He is only interested in food and does not care about other things. That is why they can live in peace with each other.

“It would be nice if we could eat hot pot.”

Sun Zhaocai smacked his lips and said, "This bottle of wine is wasted."

After saying that, he glanced at Yang Jun, and seeing that Yang Jun didn't express his opinion, he plucked up the courage to say, "Uncle Yang, how about..."

Hearing this, Yang Jun raised his head slightly and glanced at him.

"Go."

"Got it."

When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he jumped for joy. He didn't expect that Yang Jun would be so easy to talk to today.

Usually, he always dislikes the smell of barbecue and hot pot in the air-conditioned room, and hates others eating here the most, saying that it is undermining his dignity that he cannot entertain guests. I didn't expect that when I mentioned it today, he actually agreed.

At this moment, he really wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

"I'll go notify the kitchen staff. Silly Zhu, set the table."

As Sun Zhaocai ran away from the guard, a gust of cold wind blew in his face and he shivered immediately.

"what!"

Sun Zhaocai stepped back with his arms hunched, put his clothes back on, and then went out.

"Fool."

Seeing this, Yang Jun cursed with a smile.

After a while, a group of nannies came in one after another.

They set up the hot pot stove, placed various vegetables and meats on the shelf nearby, and left two bottles of Jiannanchun.

"Miss, two bottles are not enough, bring another box." Sun Zhaocai said to a nanny with a smile.

He felt that Yang Jun was in a rare good mood today, so he just let go and went out with the intention of not returning until he was drunk.

Seeing that Yang Jun didn't say anything, the nanny nodded and went out.

After they left, Sha Zhu couldn't wait to bite open the bottle cap with his teeth. Seeing Yang Jun's disgusted look, he quickly said, "I'll drink this bottle."

After saying that, he picked up another bottle, slammed it against the edge of the table, and the bottle cap opened.

"Isn't this way of opening wine a good one? Why do you always use your teeth?" Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him.

"Hehe, I'm used to it." Shazhu smiled foolishly.

"I also like to bite it open with my teeth. It looks more heroic that way." Sun Zhaocai agreed.

Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him and said, "Barbaric."

"Hey, we are barbarians."

Then the three of them sat there drinking while waiting for the pot to boil.

After about ten minutes, the hot pot was boiling and everyone started putting their food in. Sha Zhu and Sun Zhaocai were carnivores and they desperately added meat to the pot. On the other hand, Yang Jun wanted to eat some light vegetables but there was no place to put them in the pot.

"It would be nice if there was some fruit."

Yang Jun put down the vegetables angrily and muttered to himself.

"You can have this."

After Sun Zhaocai finished speaking, he turned around, picked up the phone and dialed.

After a while, two more nannies braved the cold and brought a fruit plate.

Afterwards, the three of them sat around the stove in the air-conditioned room and ate hot pot.

While eating, they started to take off their clothes. Yang Jun was okay as he only took off his outer coat and put on his autumn clothes. On the contrary, Sha Zhu and Sun Zhaocai were shirtless. Even so, they were still sweating from the heat.

"Cool!"

Sun Zhaocai wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hand, and suddenly shouted to the sky with a look of satisfaction on his face.

On such a cold day, nothing can touch the soul better than eating hot pot.

"If I didn't know, I would have thought you had just finished playing poker." Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him, blaming him for the way he ate so seductively.

"Hey, Uncle Yang, to be honest, every time I finish playing poker, I always yell. You don't know how that feels..."

"piss off."

Yang Jun laughed and scolded: "You are just a few women, and you dare to say that?"

"quack!"

Sun Zhaocai laughed awkwardly, like a rooster whose neck was suddenly choked and he could no longer laugh.

"That's right. If we talk about who understands women best, you claim to be second, and no one dares to claim to be first." Sun Zhaocai smiled awkwardly.

"It's OK as long as you know it in your heart." Yang Jun smacked his lips and said, "You said that if you drink medicinal wine while eating hot pot..."

"I'll get it."

Sun Zhaocai suddenly yelled and disappeared without waiting for Yang Jun's consent, not even caring about his bare chest.

Looking at this comic scene, Yang Jun opened his mouth in surprise.

He had just said it casually, but he didn't expect that this guy actually took it seriously. Eating hot pot would cause internal heat in the first place, and if he drank medicinal wine on top of that, he really couldn't imagine what kind of storm Yan Erni would have to endure.

"Shazhu, you must not drink. Zhaodi is still pregnant." Yang Jun said earnestly.

"Godfather, don't worry, I only eat and don't drink... No, I only drink Jiannanchun." Sha Zhu laughed.

"Haha, you're such a idiot. You're so cheap." Yang Jun rolled his eyes at him.

After a while, Sun Zhaocai came back in a hurry, holding two bottles of medicinal wine in his hands.

Yang Jun's face twitched when he saw this. One bottle cap would be enough. If a whole bottle was consumed, someone would die.

Sun Zhaocai seemed to see Yang Jun's concerns, and laughed: "Uncle Yang, you don't know, I... now, one bottle cap won't have much effect, so... hehe."

"It's up to you, drink as much as you want." Yang Jun waved at him.

"Got it!"

When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he no longer had any scruples and sat down on the stool. He took a bite of the hot dish to warm himself up. He had just been walking around outside with his bare chest and almost froze to death.

After finishing a mouthful of the hot dish, Sun Zhaocai poured himself a glass of medicinal wine, and then poured a small half glass for Yang Jun. Then it was Sha Zhu's turn.

"Forget it."

He had to consider his sister Sun Zhaodi.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu licked his lips a few times, his eyes full of desire, but in the end he still held back.

"Uncle Yang, I respect you."

Sun Zhaocai picked up the medicinal wine.

Upon hearing this, Yang Jun did not touch the medicinal wine, but picked up the Jiannanchun and clinked it with him.

"Done."

Before Yang Junhe could finish his words, there was a sizzle and Sun Zhaocai drank the cup directly, flashing the bottom of the cup at him.

"You idiot."

After that, Yang Jun said, "Eat something quickly. I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on until you have enough to eat."

"Tsk, who are you looking down on, Uncle Yang? For this kind of wine, at least half a bottle will be effective."

After saying that, he burped.

After hearing this, Yang Jun shook his head. This idiot is already in such a state, yet he is still bragging.

Afterwards, the three of them ate hot pot while bragging.

"No way."

Suddenly, Sun Zhaocai screamed, then covered his lower abdomen, raised his head and looked at Yang Jun with embarrassment.

"No, no, Uncle Yang, I have to go back."

When Yang Jun heard this, his head turned black.

"roll."

Seeing this guy looking so useless, he was speechless.

"Uncle Yang, I'm leaving first."

Before leaving, this guy was reluctant to part with the medicinal wine in the cup, so he drank it all in one gulp, put the remaining half bottle of medicinal wine into his pocket, and ran home in a hurry without even having time to put on his clothes.

"Oh, it's hard for Erni."

Looking at this guy's anxious look, Yang Jun couldn't help but sigh.

"Hehe, godfather, that's not necessarily true." Sha Zhu suddenly said.

"Oh, what did you mean?" Yang Jun asked curiously.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu didn't say anything, just smiled at Yang Jun, then turned around and picked up the phone next to him.

After the call was connected, Yan Erni's voice came from the other end.

"Er Ni, Zhao Di's stomach is a little uncomfortable, can you take her to the hospital?"

Then, there was a burst of grunting...

"You are cruel enough!"

After hanging up the phone, Yang Jun couldn't help but give Sha Zhu a thumbs up.

He doesn't like anyone saying that people with thick eyebrows and big eyes are not bad.

He really didn't dare to imagine that Sun Zhaocai drank so much medicinal wine, and when he got home and saw that his wife was not at home, that scene was simply...

Yang Jun shook his head, feeling a little sad for Sun Zhaocai.

"hey-hey."

Sha Zhu just laughed.

Afterwards, the two continued to eat hot pot.

After a while, Yang Jun was full.

Looking at the half cup of medicinal wine on the table, he picked it up and drank it all.

"Okay, take your time eating, I'm going to go back first."

Afterwards, Yang Jun put on his boat coat and wandered to the backyard.

I originally wanted to find Yi Qiu Shui, but the woman was not at home, so I went to Chen Ruolan's yard.

This was the first time he drank medicinal wine in all these years. He remembered that the last time was when he had just gotten married. At that time he drank it purely out of curiosity. Over the years, he had always relied on his own reliance and never relied on external forces. He did not expect that this wine was so overbearing and had such a strong aftereffect. After a while from the front yard to the back yard, he could not hold on.

Yang Jun would naturally not encounter the same dilemma as Sun Zhaocai. He didn't have much else but a lot of women.

……

the next day.

Yang Jun stayed in the air-conditioned room for the whole morning before he saw Sun Zhaocai and Sha Zhu arriving late.

Neither of them spoke, they just stared at each other, looking like enemies meeting each other.

Sun Zhaocai had dark circles under his eyes and he walked unsteadily, as if he would be blown down by a gust of wind. The most shocking thing was that one of his eyes was swollen and there were other bruises and hidden injuries on his neck.

Yang Jun was shocked when he saw this.

"Did Erni hit you?"

After thinking for a while, he said, "That's impossible. It's impossible for her to hurt you with that kind of firepower, right?"

Upon hearing this, Sun Zhaocai snorted coldly, turned around to look at Sha Zhu, and then sat aside angrily.

Seeing this, Shazhu chuckled.

"Hey, his second kid beat him up."

"Fuck, was it Sun Xiaopeng who beat him up?"

Yang Jun seemed to have picked up a big melon, and asked excitedly: "Why?"

"Why else? To protect my mother, of course."

"Oh, so that's it."

After that, Yang Jun asked curiously, "That's not right. Wasn't Erni transferred away by you yesterday? Why did Zhaocai bully her?"

"quack!"

Sha Zhu smirked and said, "They chased me to my house and took Er Ni home without any explanation. The second kid in his family thought her mother was bullied and didn't give any explanation... Hehehe"

"Tsk tsk." Yang Jun smacked his lips and turned to Sun Zhaocai and said, "Zhaocai, you are no good. You can't even beat your own son. How shameful."

"Hmph! Who said I can't win? If some people hadn't helped me, would I have been beaten?" Sun Zhaocai.

Yang Jun turned around and looked at Sha Zhu.

Seeing this, Shazhu scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.

"Hey, my nephew got beaten. As his uncle, I can't just stand by and watch."

"You're awesome." Yang Jun gave him a thumbs up. (End of this chapter)

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