World Tibet Bureau

Chapter 110

The best way to deal with a shrewd businessman is to turn yourself into a stupid fat pig in his eyes.

I said, "Boss, I'm from Jiangning, and I'm going to get engaged next month. My dad asked me to buy three mobile phones today, one for my own use, one for my girlfriend Xiaohong, and one for my grandfather."

Maybe there was no business in the store for a long time. When the store owner heard this, his eyes lit up, showing the excitement of catching a fat pig, and he even took the initiative to introduce the mobile phone to me.

After I finished listening, I replied: "I don't quite understand the functions you talked about. But my dad said that my mobile phone will be dropped. Xiaohong's model should be more fashionable, otherwise her mother will not be happy. My grandfather’s model must have a particularly good signal.”

The shop owner said: "You use a Nokia. Your girlfriend buys the latest Siemens. It's very beautiful. As for your grandfather's... use a Bird phone, the signal is strong."

I frowned and asked, "Is the signal also available in the remote mountains where no one lives?"

The shop owner asked back: "You live in such a remote place?!"

I shook my head: "No, my grandfather is a Taoist priest, and he often practiced in the deep mountains."

When the shop owner heard this, his face twitched inadvertently, and his expression looked a little surprised.

I foolishly explained to the shop owner: "Boss, you may have misunderstood. My grandfather belongs to a kind of Huoju Taoist who can marry. He lives at home for half a year and repairs on the mountain for half a year. He is quite famous in our place and often He will be invited by others to deal with some evil things, my father is very worried about him, so he asked me to buy him a mobile phone so that he can keep in touch with him frequently."

The shop owner frowned and said, "So that's how it is. Then what... I can assure you that the Bird mobile phone has a signal in the desert and in the water, not to mention the deep mountains! Look at the advertisements on the wall, Bird mobile phones, mobile phones. fighter!"

I was full of doubts: "You won't lie to me, will you?
The shop owner slapped his chest and promised: "I lied to you as a puppy!"

I suspect he is scolding me.

But I don't want to look for evidence.

I thought about it for a while and replied: "Okay, you can wrap it up for me first, I'll go back and give it a try."

I also have some understanding of the price of mobile phones.

The price offered by the shop owner is 50.00% higher than other shops.

The urban routine is deep, and it deceives me as a rural person.

I didn't say anything and just paid the money.

Seeing that I was so stupid that I didn't even talk about the price, the shop owner was so happy that he changed the SIM card for me into the Nokia, packed the other two phones, and gave me a 200 yuan coupon. Tell me to buy a mobile phone next time, the coupon can be used as money.

"I never give coupons to other people, but you are a real man, young man, so I will give it to you."

The coupon was not even stamped, so it was useless at all.

But I still carefully hid the voucher, looked very happy, and expressed my thanks again and again.

When I went out, he even sent me to the door of the store, and told me to go all the way, and I could come to him at any time if I had any questions.

But after I walked a few steps, I heard him mocking in a very low voice: "Why are you such a fool!"

I scratched my head, walked back, and asked, "Boss, where did you get that incense burner in front of the God of Wealth?"

The business has been done, and this guy turned his face faster than turning a book, and asked, "What are you doing?!"

I pretended to be taken aback by him, hurriedly gave up, and replied: "No, no, don't get me wrong... The boss is very enthusiastic about doing business today, and even gave me consumption vouchers. I want to remind you of something."

The store owner was stunned when he heard the words, he glanced at me and asked, "What are you talking about?"

I said: "You have some problems with your incense burner, which has caused the business in your shop to be not very good. Even if you do a business, you will lose a lot of money immediately. Boss, you'd better give it away."

After speaking.

I turned around and left without giving him a chance to react.

Before the after-sales return visit, he asked me to leave a phone number in the store.

I bet he will call me!
If not hit.

Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will continue to rub him with the excuse of a sudden problem with the phone and find other ways.

The rivers and lakes stare at treasures, sometimes for several years.

This Ming Xuande Furnace, I am sure to get it!

But after I had just walked for seven or eight minutes, the new mobile phone rang suddenly.

"Who is it?"

"Then what... Young man, you haven't gone far, have you? I'm the owner of a mobile phone store!" "The boss is you, what's the matter?"

"Young man, please come back, something happened suddenly in the store just now, I want to ask you."

"I'm not free, I'm going back to the bus in the countryside soon."

"Young man, it won't take you long. If you can't make it this time, you can catch up with the next one."

"No, Xiaohong is waiting for me to go back quickly."

"Don't mind! Come back soon, I can give you another discount."

"really?"

"Exactly!"

"Then... let's do it."

After hanging up the phone, I'm not in a hurry.

Just turned around and saw a shop selling incense paper money, went in and bought a knife of yellow mounting paper.

After going out, I took a piece of paper, and threw the rest of the paper into the trash can.

Folded the piece of yellow mounting paper into a small paper figurine, bit his finger, smeared some blood on the small paper figurine, drew something like a symbol, and rubbed the small paper figurine on the roof of the car Dust a few times.

In fact, just tear a piece of paper and make a villain.

But since there is a yellow mounting paper shop next to it, I just made it look a little bit more like it.

As for what the blood painting is, I don't know, it's just a ghost painting.

The shop owner's phone call came like a reminder.

I didn't answer either, and walked back without haste.

Go into the store and have a look.

I found the owner of the store with his hands on his hips, showing a face full of shit, looking at the broken glass cabinets and many mobile phones with broken cases.

I was surprised: "Boss, how could this happen?!"

The owner of the store cried and said, "The counter suddenly collapsed! What a bloody disaster! What the hell is going on with me..."

"Young man, to tell you the truth, my father gave me money to open a small shop. I'm not bad at technology, and I'm hardworking, but my business can't compare to others! Their monthly revenue is [-] to [-]. When the business is good, we barely make ends meet, but when the business is bad, we even have to subsidize the rent.”

I think you are a hardworking dick!
Doing business must have the spirit of losing money and making money.

That is to say, even if you don’t make much money, you must try your best to serve well in order to build a reputation and attract customers as soon as possible. Only when there are people, can you be angry, and only when you are angry can you make money. This is called Lu Guangcaikuan.

As for his customer who comes to play games, dislikes the money and refuses to answer the shopkeeper's attitude, even if the God of Wealth comes, he will also be driven away. It is strange that the business can be good.

The shop owner continued: "You said that I just made a deal with you, and I managed to make a little profit, but the cabinet actually collapsed, and I'm going to drink the northwest wind next month!"

I asked, "Why did the cabinet fall down suddenly?"

The shop owner replied: "Who knows! I just play games on the counter with a tripod every day, and I have never had any accidents. After you left, I continued to play a game, lit a cigarette, and just put my feet on the counter. There was a crash on the top, and the entire glass counter fell down, which would have cost me a lot of money. The mobile phones inside were all for display, and I didn’t give the dealer any money!”

This is actually what I did.

When I entered the store, I saw his feet resting on the glass counter, and my whole body was almost completely pressed on it.

When I decided to steal his cold meal, I took the opportunity of looking at the mobile phone in the glass counter, and used the fake Yuan Datou in my hand to draw deep and large cracks on the two glass support pillars of the glass counter. Put the tripod up again, and the counter will fall down.

Others can't do it, but I can.

I frowned and said, "If it falls...that's a waste of money."

The shop owner hurried over and asked in a low voice: "Brother, I can see that your grandfather is a master, and you are capable! What did you say before you left... the incense burner can't be placed?"

As soon as I heard this, I turned around and left.

The store owner ran up to me and pulled down the sliding door of the store.

I showed a very scared look: "What are you doing?!"

(End of this chapter)