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The middle-aged woman kept shouting, and her husband carefully protected her from hurting herself. In the end, passers-by couldn't stand it and called 120 emergency services, and then the miserable middle-aged couple was sent away. .

The couple and the ambulance made a lot of noise, not to mention the people on the entire overpass, and even the office workers who were going to get off work.

A large group of people on three levels outside and on three levels were discussing, and soon the overpass was surrounded by water.

Every passerby who heard the whole story from others was shocked:
"Damn it, can something like this happen?! The scientific values ​​I established since childhood are about to collapse!"

"I know, I know, this father seems to have been in the Longgang Evening News before!"

"Is it that report about a child who drowned and became a vegetative state during summer vacation? I also read it, but I didn't expect to actually see the people in the report. These parents are really pitiful. I remember that I donated money two months ago. , but was rejected by the parents.”

"You all know this? Doesn't that prove that everything this female Taoist priest said is right? Then you should make a calculation quickly?!"

Seeing everyone eager to try, You Mengzhi took a few steps back, returned to Ge Laojiu, and asked softly:

"What do you mean, Master Ge? I may win this round?"

When the middle-aged woman knelt down, Daochang Ge had a stern look on his face. Now after hearing You Mengzhi's almost provocative words, he was not angry. He just let out a long sigh and said:
"It's true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach."

You Mengzhi:?

Is this something an old Taoist priest who is nearly sixty years old should know?

Daochang Ge's expression relaxed for a moment, but he quickly recovered:

"Of course you win! Zhilan Yushu, I want it to grow in the courtyard!"

"Now that there are so many people around, why not strike while the iron is hot and choose one person as the next competition?"

You Mengzhi naturally has no objection, but now the audience around him is like hyenas smelling blood. There is an awkward atmosphere of "wanting to step forward, but worried that it is a trap".

Seeing that no one came forward to answer, Daochang Ge casually cut off a branch from the treetop next to the overpass, removed the buds and petals, and then put it on the ground and started spinning in full view of everyone.

As the branch slowly stopped, Daoist Ge raised his sleeves and said loudly:
"This handsome young man, it's you."

The tip of the branch pointed at a young man who had just gotten off work. The young man wore gold-rimmed glasses and a smart suit. He was tall, straight, handsome, and looked like a professional elite.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses was watching the excitement from the side, but he felt quite uncomfortable when his name was called. At Daoist Ge's invitation, he waved his hands repeatedly and did not dare to come forward.

Daochang Ge extended his hand to invite several times, but the man with glasses was still hesitant. After thinking about it carefully, he tentatively said:
"We only charge a symbolic dollar for fortune-telling. After all, the law cannot be spared."

Before he finished speaking, the man with gold-rimmed glasses stepped back, quickly pushed aside the people in front of him, and stepped forward quickly:
"I thought about it and if it was a dollar, that would still be okay."

This man with glasses can only show his shrewd calculations on his face!
After hearing this, the onlookers burst into laughter.

The bespectacled man realized that he was embarrassed and quickly made up for it:

"Why are you laughing! Just now when the Taoist priest asked someone to give the hexagram, you didn't necessarily come up!"

"And isn't one dollar money? No matter how much money you have, you have saved it one dollar at a time!"

Everyone watched the excitement happily and responded casually. Taoist Ge listened to the confusion, but he had an idea in his heart:
"What this believer wants to calculate is wealth?"

This was not difficult to see. The man with glasses nodded repeatedly and honestly stated his birth date:
"Yes, yes, I want to calculate my fortune. It's best to calculate when and how I can become rich overnight."

"Isn't it true that in TV dramas, there are people who tell fortunes, buy lottery tickets, and win the first prize?"

"I don't need the first prize, just a first prize hahaha."

After the man with glasses finished speaking sheepishly, there was a burst of boos and laughter from around him.

Taoist priest Ge silently recited this person's birthday, and quickly ran through the four pillars and eight characters in his mind. In just three breaths, he said in a deep voice:
"Young man, your fortune is almost non-existent." "If you want to have wealth in this life, it will be as difficult as reaching heaven!"

As long as you are an ordinary person who grows flowers, who can listen to this? !

You must know that this is an era when there are no people in front of the Marriage Palace, and many people cannot kneel in front of the Wealth Palace!

In addition, there are many superstitious customs in the Longgang area, including news that two bosses engaged in a business war and bribed each other's spies to kill each other's money trees with boiling water.

To say that people have bad financial luck is like killing their parents. No kidding!

In disbelief, Daoist Ge calculated a few more times and finally nodded:
"Ah, so that's how it is."

"Young man, let me ask you, are you working hard and diligently, but your career is not going smoothly, and your life and relationships are full of ups and downs?"

The man with glasses nodded in agreement without even thinking about it:
"Correct!"

"It's absolutely true. I worked hard for a whole year, but my boss didn't see it. But as long as I touched my phone for two minutes, I would be discovered, so my request for a salary increase at the end of the year was repeatedly rejected."

"In life, as long as I wait for the bus, the bus will not come, but as long as I smoke, the bus will come. There are many things like this. Another example is when waiting in line, there are two lines, as long as I am there That team is always one step behind, but if I change teams, the other team will be faster again."

"When registering for an injection, you always have to get several injections before you can find the blood vessel."

"Moreover, it's very miserable emotionally. I'm already 28 years old, but my contacts with girls are always not smooth, and marriage is far away."

The man with glasses sighed deeply:

"There are a lot of bits and pieces, but that's probably the situation. Career, life, and relationships are all in a mess."

This young man is very honest, and he is pretty much the same as he thought.

Taoist priest Ge took back his calculating hand, held it behind him, and said kindly:

"Yes, that's right."

"When an injured official meets an official, there will be many misfortunes."

"Young man, you are a person who often encounters conflicting horoscopes!"

"No wonder your career and wealth are obviously expected to take off in your destiny, but they have not improved for a long time, and your marriage is also a mess."

The more he listened, the bespectacled man's face became paler. Before Daoist Ge finished speaking, he asked quickly:
"Master, how should I resolve this?"

To be able to focus on asking about his career, life, and relationships, this old Taoist priest must have some skills!

Even if you spend a little more money today
The man with glasses secretly made up his mind, but Daoist Ge took his time and said:

"A poor Taoist can draw talisman paper to drive away villains, if you are willing."

"Taoist Master Ge."

Before he finished speaking, a voice as clear as ice sounded beside Daoist Ge.

You Mengzhi said:

"No need to go to so much trouble and waste mana talismans."

"As long as he divides up his eight girlfriends, his fortune will come."

For example, I want to make the Zhilan Yushu grow in my courtyard: This is like I want to make the Zhilan Yushu grow in my own courtyard.