My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

How many girlfriends do you have?

Eight? !
The moment the crowd heard You Meng's words, they immediately exploded:

"Eight?! I don't even have a girlfriend, and this guy actually has eight?"

"The young man looks handsome, how can he do something like stepping on eight boats?"

"Is the young man's surname Luo? Isn't this a time management master?"

"Isn't it a joke to have eight girlfriends and still want to be rich? Adding up all the big and small gifts during various holidays every year will kill you!"

"Young man, you are talking. What is going on?"

The man with gold-rimmed glasses was pushed by a hand that stretched out from nowhere, and he suddenly came back to his senses.

Only this time, the man with glasses looked at You Mengzhi differently. He was stunned for a long time without being able to speak.

You Mengzhi was very calm:

"If you want to ask me why I know, then don't ask."

"Because not only do I know you have eight girlfriends, I also know who they are."

"Your eight girlfriends are: the boss who blocked your promotion and salary increase, the bus driver on your way to work, the cafeteria aunt in your company who is responsible for cooking, a little nurse who gives injections in the hospital, and"

Every time a word came out of You Mengzhi's mouth, the man with gold-rimmed glasses turned pale. He didn't notice it himself. It was only early winter, but he was already covered in cold sweat:

"No, no, no, master. If you have something to say, please say it. Don't report information one by one."

"I, I know I was wrong"

That's an admission!

Someone in the crowd stood up and let out a laugh. This laugh was like a flood bursting from a dam, and the ridicule immediately followed:

"Brother, it's awesome. The boss on the list can still make a soft meal. It's normal to like gentle and considerate nurses. We don't discriminate against bus drivers as a profession, but why is there a cafeteria aunt among your girlfriends?!"

"You don't understand this. Today's young people just don't want to take a detour! The female junior is holding gold bricks, and he wants to hold ten gold bricks at the first sight, hahahaha."

"Little brother, please teach me how you can have so many girlfriends? If you have a bus driver as your girlfriend, can you not pay the fare?"

The bursts of ridicule almost made the man with glasses unable to lift his head.

You Mengzhi glanced at the other party's pale and speechless face, and smiled lightly:
"How could he not have to pay the fare? Not only did he have to pay, but he also paid more than others. He had to take at least eight trips a day."

"Every day when I go to work, I flirt with my boss and the aunt in the cafeteria. After work, I go to the convenience store clerk's girlfriend to buy a cup of oden, and then I take the driver's girlfriend's car. I find my girlfriend who is an animal keeper on one weekday, and on two weekdays. Find a girlfriend who is a nurse, go to a university town on vacation to find a girlfriend who is a tutor, get the review materials and give them to your girlfriend who is taking the postgraduate entrance examination."

After analyzing the dream one by one, I could not help but marvel at the chaotic red lines in the horoscope of the man with glasses:
"Don't say it, don't say it. The timing is really good, but anyone with a little bit of physical strength won't be able to make it through."

"But even if you are young and in good health, if you do this three times a day, seven days a week, it will only be a matter of time before you die suddenly over time."

"So, if you want money, then just listen to my words -

Break up, as long as you break up, you won't lose money. "

Actually, even his daily arrangements were directly revealed?With such an accurate itinerary, no one else will know except you!
With such detailed information, this master is probably not a fortune teller, but a mind reader, right?

The bespectacled man's mind went blank, and he was silent for a long time before speaking out:
"Do we have to break them all up? Can we divide them into seven, no, six or three?"

"I have a very good relationship with them. I am not joking."

That’s a girlfriend that I spent a lot of time and money on, and raised little by little!
Each one suits one's own appetite, and logically speaking, it can all provide assistance to oneself.
Your boss's girlfriend can provide you with a way to get promoted, your nurse girlfriend can take care of you when you are sick, and your two girlfriends at school can help you cultivate your sentiments.
Even if you are a girlfriend who works in the cafeteria, you can ensure that your hands don’t shake when you are making meals!
You Mengzhi looked at the other party's stubborn appearance, and the smile on his lips faded slightly:

"Do you know why the Taoist priest next to me just now said that you often meet people with conflicting fates?"

"The fact that I stopped him from drawing talismans on you didn't mean that he was wrong. On the contrary, he was right. It's just that you have too many girlfriends, and none of them are a good match. Only then did Daoist Ge conclude that this was a villain. disaster."

"Actually, this is correct, because your career, life, and emotions are like a piece of loose sand, and your 'girlfriends' are all people who conflict with your destiny!"

"Although you have a great appearance, you are too calculating at heart. You think your girlfriends can provide you with help and convenience, but the actual situation is that you can't get any convenience."

"Because they already know each other's existence."

"what!?"

After hearing what You Meng said before, the man with glasses had originally made up his mind to break up, but when he heard the last sentence, his expression changed drastically:

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"I talked about eight girlfriends, and I did it very carefully! I even have four mobile phones. In each mobile phone, I use the dual-open assistant to create two systems, inside and outside. Every time I go to see which girlfriend, I will use the system corresponding to the mobile phone.”

"And every time I go to see my girlfriend, I change my hair a little, and I often buy clothes that can be worn inside or out."

"The entire Longgang is so big, and the eight of them are almost half a distance apart from each other. How could they possibly expose me?"

Wait, something seems wrong.

The bespectacled man's originally smooth words were suddenly interrupted. Among his girlfriends, there seemed to be only two surprises.
That's his boss and his girlfriend who works in the cafeteria
Is it difficult.?

You Mengzhi saw the tangled look on the other person's face, nodded and said:

"Have you noticed your two girlfriends at the company recently?"

"Don't you know that these two are mother and daughter?"

Mother and daughter take it all? !
This is too explosive!

The audience, who were originally in an uproar, were completely afraid to express their anger. For fear of missing any news, they locked their teeth and took out their mobile phones in tacit agreement and pointed it at the focus of the scene, the scumbag with glasses.

The expression on the bespectacled man's face had been completely shattered by the information provided by You Mengzhi. He asked again in disbelief, and then murmured blankly:

"I don't know. If I knew, I couldn't find them either. I'm always very careful when looking for a girlfriend, otherwise I would have been beaten to death all these years ago."

It turns out that this person actually knew that he could easily be beaten to death for what he was doing.

Dreaming for a second:
"Then it seems that you don't know that the reason for your affair was because your girlfriend in the cafeteria was sincerely interested in you, so she told your daughter that she wanted to marry you?"