My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

Help?

so serious? !
  【Eh? This ID seems familiar. Did the host also have the same ID when he broadcast yesterday? It’s great to have money. You can go to Mai every day and look familiar to beautiful anchors. 】

[Just one day, I still remember this girl. Yesterday I seemed to ask the anchor for help. What should I do if I hear the sound of water dripping every night? However, the anchor found out that she drowned in the upper bunk of the dormitory and became a water ghost. It was quite serious at the time, and the anchor's face changed. Woolen cloth. 】

【I know it too! At Longgang City University, news spread that a depressed girl met a scumbag and was forced to have an abortion before committing suicide by jumping into a river! For the first time, TV news matched the live broadcast I watched. I was so excited! 】

[Is this not resolved? Or what happened again? 】

Most of the viewers who flocked to the Youmengzhi live broadcast room as soon as the broadcast started were loyal viewers who stayed at the live broadcast, so most of them had seen the Xiangcai girl who was on the mic yesterday.

At this time, seeing the coriander girl appear again, everyone was talking about it.

You Mengzhi paused with his fingertips, looked at the three huge exclamation marks at the end of the message, and immediately chose to connect:
  "Don't worry, what's the matter?"

"Is there something wrong with the seven talismans I gave you?"

There was a turmoil over Sister Xiangcai's side. It took a long time before she turned on the camera, fixed her position, and answered the question Yu Mengzhi had just asked:

"No, wife!"

"Your talisman is very good. My roommate also said it is effective. I came to you not because of what happened before."

"It's me. No, after you left yesterday, I met Huang Pizi and asked for a seal! I was scared to death, so as soon as you start broadcasting today, I will ask you."

Almost every older person has heard this story about Huang Pizi asking for a title.

As we all know, Huangpizi is a weasel, a spirit that is good at imitating and imitating people's behavior.

Whenever Huang Pizi's practice reaches a certain level, he can look out for lone pedestrians and ask them, "Are they like humans or gods?" ’

The answer is not as simple as many people think.

If you answer that the other person looks like a human being, then all the previous achievements of the other person will be wasted, and then they will retaliate against the person who answered.

If Huang Pizi answers that the other party is like a god, he will become one of the five immortal families and enjoy incense and offerings. But where do the offerings come from?

Of course the answerer!
  Wouldn’t that still be entangled?

So this answer is actually quite difficult to answer.

If you are not careful, you will be in danger.

So when You Mengzhi heard the words 'Huang Pizi asks for a title', he was shocked. After quickly explaining the difficulties to the audience in the live broadcast room, he began to ask the pale-faced Xiangcai girl:

"Did you answer?"

"What did you answer? Tell the truth one by one!"

[Oh my gosh, I heard this story when I was a kid, and I thought it was adults scaring children.]

[+1 I’ve heard of it, I actually got to meet someone who experienced it today! So shocked]

[So is this answer like a human or a god? How does this not feel good? No matter what the answer is, it is a mistake! 】

[If you have to talk about it, it would be better to answer like a god, right? At least I won’t be retaliated against, even if I get entangled, but as long as I worship well, it shouldn’t be a big problem.】

The barrage of discussions flew by, and Sister Xiangcai finally stabilized her thoughts, and recounted everything with a look of reminiscence:
  "I am Huang Pizi, who I met on the way back to school after dinner with my wife, the anchor, yesterday evening."

"It was about six o'clock. It's winter now. It gets dark after six o'clock, but the street lights are not very bright, so I didn't notice anything on the road at all until I stepped on a soft tail."          I was scared. I was shocked, thinking I had guessed some cat looking for food in the green belt. I was heartbroken and surprised, so I immediately let go of my feet, turned on the light of my mobile phone, and squatted down to check."

"But when I looked at it, I saw a yellow-skinned face!"

The coriander girl shuddered and seemed to be struggling with something unspeakable:
  "So ugly——!"

"Actually, I quite like small animals, but they don't look good."

This girl is still so courageous, and her focus is always on the wrong side.
  You Mengzhi's expression changed a bit and he listened quietly.

"But I didn't stand still for long. The yellow guy actually started to speak human words and started asking me questions! The question was the most standard sentence for asking for a job, which is what the anchor just said, 'Like a human or like a god'!"

"I realized right away. My grandfather told me this story before!"

"I didn't dare to reply at all and just ran away. But with my physical ability, which allows me to run a thousand meters without panting, I actually didn't outrun that yellow guy!"

"That yellow guy kept chasing me, not far nor close, about one meter away, and kept asking me that question again and again -

Like a human or like a god? Like a human or like a god? ! "

"I, I can't outrun it even if I run, and I keep being asked, so..."

You Mengzhi saw that Xiangcai's face was hesitant to speak, and asked:
  "You answered one of the two answers?"

"If that's the case, that's bad."

The coriander girl shook her head repeatedly:

"No, that's not the case."

"I'm not that brainless. I didn't dare to answer its question. I just asked it back -

Can you speak English? "

You Meng was stunned, and the more than [-] viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned, and then the barrage began to flash across the screen like this:
  [What the hell? Hahahahaha, such a terrifying preposition, suddenly an English sentence popped out, I really couldn't hold it in anymore. Haha, what is this? Is this an attempt to use speech barriers to break feudal superstition? ! 】

[Pfft, I can’t stand it anymore. I know Sister Xiangcai is brave, but I didn’t expect her brain circuit to be so strange. Pffffff~]

[I was really impressed. In the middle of the night, I woke up the wife next to me with laughter. 】

[So what’s the result? Did Sister Xiangcai scare Huang Pizi away, or was Huang Pizi able to catch her? 】

"Picked up, picked up."

The coriander girl's face turned red with embarrassment:

"I used to like sports too much, and I wasn't very good at cultural classes. So Huangpizi's English pronunciation is better than mine. His classic British pronunciation is comparable to his English listening skills."

"I won't use the other words in English to show off in front of Mr. Guan. In short, the yellow-skinned guy answered me in English: 'Of course, so I am more like a human or a god.'"

This time, the girl Xiangcao didn't even hold her nerve, and she looked like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, with a very aggrieved expression:
  "That yellow-skinned boy is easy to bully!"

"This time it really said it several times before I understood it, and it still couldn't hold back its laughter!"

"I was so angry! So I just told it—

I think he looks like a handsome guy who is [-] meters tall, has eight-pack abs, has a lot of wealth, broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, and a handsome face like the reincarnation of Takeshi Kaneshiro. He will never hurt me and will protect me! "