My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

【Um? ! ! Wait, a direction never imagined! When Huang Pizi asks for a title, it changes according to people's words. Now that there are so many prerequisites, wouldn't it really change? 】

[I’m confused. This prerequisite is so strange. It’s a bit like the first encounter in an otome game with a love-style style.]

[Confused +1, I always feel that the atmosphere is weird. Is this really a yellow man asking for a title? If you make such trouble, won't Huang Pizi take revenge on you? Huang Pizi seems to be the most vindictive immortal family.】

The coriander girl was sad and scared with a hint of grievance:
  "I also know it's not a good thing for me to say this, but I was also very angry at the time."

"I was also afraid of Huang Pizi's revenge, so I came to the anchor."

"Because that weasel glared at me several times before he left."

Girl Xiangcao’s voice sounded like she was crying:

"Taoist Priest, is Huang Pizi really planning to take revenge on me?"

"What should I do! I'm scared to death now. After Huang Pizi left yesterday, I went home to live, but my parents happened to be traveling outside and were not at home."

"I won't die at home, right?"

You Mengzhi breathed a long sigh of relief, but his expression was very calm:
  "No, you are destined to die at the end of your life, and you will not die violently."

"What you have to worry about now is not your own life, but something else."

"Do you still remember what I said to you before I left yesterday?"

"I thought it wasn't that early, but now it seems that the secret was slowly changing the moment I told you."

That sentence you said yesterday?
  The coriander girl was stunned for a moment, and then she immediately remembered:
  "Is it the sentence 'One hundred and twenty-nine years old, I will have a great disaster'?"

"Didn't I say that this calamity would only happen when I was one hundred and twenty-nine years old? Why are you mentioning it again now?"

You Mengzhi shook his head slightly:
  "I never said it was your one hundred and twenty-nine."

The coriander girl was confused:

"But the second part of the sentence is that I am in great catastrophe. If it's not my age, whose age can it be?"

"It can't be."

You Mengzhi calmly picked up what Xiangcao girl said:
  "One hundred and twenty-nine years old, which is exactly the age of the yellow-skinned man you met yesterday."

"You and him are in love."

The coriander girl was petrified inch by inch, and the barrage was completely boiling:
  【Love disaster? ! Is it the love I thought it was? One person and one weasel, isn't this a human-male relationship? 】

[I just said that there are new trends in the new era. The more life you have, the more wonderful the day will be. How could I have imagined that I would still see shemale love! The last time I heard about it was Xu Xian and White Snake! 】

[Let me just say that what Sister Xiangcao said is too ambiguous! First, he set a lot of conditions for finding a boyfriend, and also specifically stated that he would not hurt and would protect. This pure and pure way of setting a best lover for himself. If Huang Pizi doesn't pester you, who will you pester? 】

[Isn’t this just because I have a bad mind and did it purely on my own? If you are targeted by an extremely petty spirit like a weasel, they will live much longer than you. You will never get married and have children in this life! What if Huang Pizi is a bit more extreme and goes to find your parents? 】

Sister Xiangcai fell into a completely petrified state, and finally recovered a little. Looking at the barrage passing by in front of her eyes, her eyes slowly turned red:

"I, I'm sorry, I have no brain."

"Is there any way to redeem the anchor? I'm trying to find a way to apologize to him now. I can agree on any conditions, as long as he doesn't attack the elders in my family." You Mengzhi pondered for a long time, and then slowly said:
  "It's not that I don't want to help you, but people and ghosts are different. Huangpizi is a social creature. It is inevitable that there is a great immortal in the clan. He also has his own way. He is not just an apology and can be fooled away."

"And your current marriage relationship has been bound to the other party. Regarding this matter, if our Taoist temple is completed, I might let you live in the Taoist temple and use the golden body of the ancestor to force the other party away, but the Taoist temple has not been completed yet. I’m afraid it will be difficult to handle.”

Sister Xiangcai's eyes full of hope dimmed a little bit. At this moment, she heard You Mengzhi say again:
  "But it's not like there's nothing we can do."

"Professional matters must be left to professionals. Have you heard of the disciples from the Northeast?"

"Although the weasel who asked you to be sealed was here and not in the Northeast, the disciples in the Northeast have a channel for communicating with spirits that has been in use for thousands of years."

"Not only that, there are special sayings and methods for various types of offerings and the habits of the immortal family."

"If you have made up your mind and don't want to have emotional contact with that yellow-skinned boy, then go to the Northeast to find disciples of Ma and ask them to help you negotiate terms with the yellow-skinned boy. There may be some blood in your family, but there is nothing you can do about it. All you have to do is agree to it and then do it.”

".Are you listening?"

You Mengzhi noticed that the other party was absent-minded and couldn't help but ask. The girl Xiangcai who was distracted was suddenly asked a question. She was inevitably a little flustered and responded. Then she asked in an uncertain voice:

"I, I want to ask, what if you are willing to have emotional entanglements?"

"Will there be any harm to me or my parents? For example, the yin energy entering the body like yesterday?"

Does this mean that you actually want to fall in love with Huang Pizi? !
  You Mengzhi swallowed the solution back into his throat and began to think.

【My mother? Coriander girl, is this crazy? Do you really want a spectacular shemale relationship? Didn't you learn about reproductive isolation in biology class when you were a kid? 】

[It's a bit disgusting. I had a good impression of this girl before, but now hehe. 】

[Why do you want to fall in love with Huang Pizi? ! He's not even human! And since I have lived longer than you, I may be nice to you for a while because I ask you for a title, but you are ten or twenty years old, and Huangpizi has only passed in the blink of an eye! 】

[Did Cilantro girl see the weasel's adult appearance, so she wanted to fall in love? crazy! Yangou, idiot, love brain, yue——】

Doubtful barrages passed by, and the girl Xiangcai was so shocked that she shook her head:

"No, no! Listen to my explanation!"

"Not every situation can be called love brain!"

"I considered all aspects. Think about it, I did tell the weasel my mate selection criteria in a state of shock. Although it was to the weasel, this was also my mate selection criteria! He is an immortal, he can really It’s become like this!”

"And there is a high probability that you can treat me well as you said when you asked for the seal."

"Reproductive isolation doesn't matter! Not everyone wants to have children, at least I don't!"

"As for getting old and abandoning me, then treat it as a love affair! Not all relationships have to have consequences. When he gets tired of it, he will leave on his own. Isn't it great?"

"So instead of spending a lot of manpower and financial resources and making my parents worry about me, it's better to accept love calmly. As long as I live longer than my parents, they won't worry about me."

"This is my own idea. I'm not very mature, so I'm worried about whether Huang Pizi will hurt my parents. If so, then I won't accept it no matter what!"

"I also have my own three views!" (End of this chapter)