My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

The entrance to the Taoist temple fell silent for a moment.

After a long while, the two people on the other side reacted with red faces——

The Taoist priest was very observant and realized that they were actually a couple!

Because of the huge age difference between the two, pedestrians would often look at them strangely when walking side by side outside. After a few embarrassing incidents, they now often call each other 'girl' or 'old man' outside. In order to make people misunderstand their relationship as father and daughter.

If this trick were used normally, no one would suspect anything at all.

But today we actually had a face-to-face meeting, and the other party noticed it!

The owner of the lottery shop turned red and immediately defended:

"No, the Taoist priest probably misunderstood! We are actually fathers."

You Mengzhi lightly dusted his hands:

"Don't say father and daughter, even grandfather and grandson have nothing to do with me. There is no need to come and talk to me. I only have one thing to say, you can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself."

Rough words are not rough.

People who dare to say this have a mysterious sense of being able to see through it without saying anything wrong!

Could it be that he is really some kind of outsider?

The young woman's eyes lit up and she asked with a little surprise in her tone:

"Taoist Priest, are you the legendary miraculous mastermind?"

God knows, before she went out today, she thought it was superstitious that the old man had been clamoring to take her to the Taoist temple to burn incense.

But after meeting him, he saw things that many others couldn't see, and he couldn't help but feel a little trembling in his heart.

You Mengzhi couldn't help but laugh:

"Of course the magical plan is fake, but after so many years, it has never been inaccurate."

Upon hearing this, the young woman suddenly became excited, and You Meng looked at the other person up and down:

"You want to do a fortune telling. If you two are thirty years apart in marriage, what will be the result?"

The young woman nodded repeatedly, but the lottery shop owner was a little hesitant and said in frustration:

"Otherwise, fortune telling, career calculation, financial calculation, anything else will do, but marriage calculation is too wasteful."

"At my age, it is difficult to have children. Calculating marriage is like hearing a bell. I must not have a lot of money to be practical."

"There is a big age difference between the two of us. We are destined to get together easily. It is better to count our fortunes and save more money to compensate her. She is still young. With money, she can have a good life."

Before the lottery shop owner could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the young woman's high-pitched and angry voice:

"What's so easy about getting together and leaving?! You're still getting together with me, and you just want to leave?!"

"If you are a man, don't think about what you can say to make up for me every day! Can we be together just by your will? Of course I am willing too!"

"And did you have money when I was with you? You didn't have money either! I just want you to be nice to me! If you say this again in the future, I will divorce you!"

Seeing the two people quarreling at the entrance of the Taoist temple early in the morning, You Mengzhi interrupted:

"Don't argue. I didn't say you can't ask for money because you have fortune telling."

"Since you haven't decided what to count, then just listen to me and tell you what to count."

"You two have a peaceful fortune, a harmonious marriage, and a smooth life. Not only are you each other's only marriage, but you also have children. In your later years, you will have children and grandchildren, and your family will be very lively."

"Oh yes, this female believer, if you calculate the time it will take you to have an heir, you should be pregnant now, less than two weeks ago. Considering your two physical conditions, this baby should be your only one, so What I am carrying in my belly now must be a twin of a dragon and a phoenix."

"Etc., etc!"

The two people who were still bickering at the door were completely stunned. The young woman interrupted You Mengzhi's congratulations with repeated voices, pointed to herself in disbelief and asked:

"Me?! I'm pregnant?"

"I'm afraid I can't even detect it with a test strip after two weeks of pregnancy. How can you, Taoist priest, just look at someone and tell her she's pregnant?" This is really amazing!

If this were true, why would a hospital be needed?

And their old man is already this age.

The more the young woman thought about it, the more doubtful she became, but You Mengzhi smiled lightly and said:

"You have grown up, haven't you ever gone to the hospital for a checkup? Go now. If you don't believe me, just listen to what the doctor says."

Xu Shiyou Mengzhi's attitude was too firm and could not be doubted.

The two people standing at the door of the Taoist temple slowly opened their eyes, and their eyes slowly fell on the young woman's flat belly.

Seeing that they hadn't moved for a long time, You Mengzhi took a step towards the roadside:

"Or do you want to come in first to pay your respects and ask for wealth?"

You Mengzhi's words were like a bell, hitting both of their hearts hard.

Even the owner of the lottery shop who had been talking about asking for money just now stopped mentioning the matter of asking for money. The two of them walked out of the Taoist temple in a daze and headed straight for their destination.

Taoist Ge, who had been practicing Tai Chi not far away from the courtyard, of course listened to the whole process and said with a smile:

"The master of the temple is really a clear breeze and a bright moon, and he regards money as dung."

"They didn't mention the hexagram gold at all, and they still wanted to ask them to come to the Taoist temple to seek wealth. Okay, that's great!"

You Mengzhi: "."

It's not that refreshing, mainly because I know they will definitely come back after checking.

Moreover, this kind of offline fortune-telling is different from online fortune-telling. The online rule is 'a fortune is worth a fortune'.

But now that there is a Taoist temple, if believers enter the Taoist temple, does it count as a hexagram and leave?

Shouldn't each temple offer some incense and then put some money into the donation box?

This is all based on conscience, with no upper or lower limits.

The more money you can, the better. If you don’t have it, that’s even better. The part of the subsidy can be used to do good deeds, and it can also accumulate the merits of becoming a Taoist temple.

Of course, it is impossible for You Mengzhi to say these fussy words to anyone except the person next to him.

So with Gongga's look of admiration and Taoist Ge's look of relief, You Mengzhi returned to the side hall as if he were a fairy and began to draw ink and talismans.

The couple checked faster than You Mengzhi imagined. At seven o'clock, when the Taoist temple opened, before noon, the lottery shop owner and the young woman returned to the Taoist temple, and when they saw You Mengzhi, they began to kneel down.

A consistent process, You Meng had gone through a lot in his previous life.

So after accepting the thanks from the two people, he took the people around and visited various halls and wealth-seeking pools. After successfully receiving merits, donations, and two coins, he sent the people out of the Taoist temple.

As soon as he turned around, he found that Taoist Ge was pointing at the two new coins in the pond and asked Jiujielong who had been sniffing at the side:

"Senior Ah Jiu, are there any of your future Taoist companions in these two coins in front of you?"

A young woman does not want money throughout the entire process, so she may not have a sincere desire for money, but the owner of the lottery shop keeps asking for money. He should be sincere, and can he cast a coin that turns into a snake?

Unexpectedly, Jiujialong took a few sniffs, then shook his head and said in despair:

"When they passed by Tianxi Xingjun, they were covered with the remaining blessings from Xingjun, and it was not my turn to pick them up. They didn't want money, they just listened to the contemplative master's words, and didn't want to offend the contemplative master's interest, so they voted money."

"I finally understand that those who keep saying they want money may not actually want money."

"Although they are noisy, they miss each other in their hearts and grow old together."

The censorship is strict, so the changes are a bit tasteless. Sorry, I will make a fun copy for you later~