My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

You Mengzhi was listening to the conversation between one person and one snake, and suddenly said:

"Gongga, have you shown any TV series or movies to Senior Ah Jiu again?"

"Why are the nine-section dragons in charge of wealth now starting to feel sad about the autumn and the spring?"

"It's not healthy at all to have sex every day."

Gongga, who was sweeping the floor next to him, almost tripped over the broom and muttered guiltily:

"I'm not, I didn't, please stop talking nonsense."

"Okay, actually I'm reading a novel. Didn't I think that if Senior Ah Jiu couldn't win over another little snake, it would be over? Let him understand a little about emotions first, so that he can better attract girls in the future, ah No, it’s not right to pickle snakes either.”

"These are all things Taoist Ge has agreed to!"

Daochang Ge was betrayed by his prospective son-in-law. The smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and he twirled his beard expressionlessly and said:

"Gongga, please speak up. The temple master is lecturing you. What does this have to do with Pindao?"

"If you don't understand the subtleties of speaking, then I know a little bit about fists and kicks."

This is just short of saying that fellow Taoists are dead and poor Taoists are not dead!

These two father-in-law and son-in-law are so funny. You Mengzhi could barely hold back his smile. Just as he was about to leave, he heard a few shuffling footsteps coming from the door of the Taoist temple, but he uttered a few words but did not come closer.

With nothing to do in the Taoist temple, You Mengzhi simply walked a short distance to see what was going on outside.

As soon as I went out, I saw three young male college students with clear college eyes shining around them, talking to each other:

"Who still uses cash these days? The twenty in my pocket is still the money I entered the wrong number by mistake when I scanned the code last time, and then the store asked me to change it in cash."

"Then twenty yuan is not enough for the three of us. Although the school forum post said that the incense in the Taoist temple is provided free of charge for tourists to burn incense, there should be merit boxes in the Taoist temple for everyone to express their feelings. The three of us Twenty yuan per person is too little.”

"If that doesn't work, let's go in and ask the Taoist if we can scan the QR code to pay. Although it feels a bit against the rules."

School forum post?

Three young men scraping together money for sex?

This should be the college student who saw the post recommended by the girl Xiangcao!

You Mengzhi walked over thoughtfully, broke the dull atmosphere of the three male college students, and said softly:

"A few pilgrims are coming to offer incense, so just go in."

"Yunqing Temple never cares about the money for incense. If you are serious, you must donate money, and then come to the Taoist temple to offer incense when your wish comes true."

These words not only raised the level of Yunqing Temple and regarded money as nothing, but also told the other party when to come to offer incense, so as not to let the believers leave.

You Mengzhi was very satisfied with what she said and secretly praised herself. The three boys who had been interrupted in the discussion took a deep breath in unison when they saw her clearly.

Among the three male college students, the boy with a wolf tail cut and a sunny and handsome face reacted the most. After seeing Yu Mengzi clearly, he immediately asked for confirmation:

"No, you are the fortune teller on Music Note Live!"

"I have seen slices of your live broadcast, but I have never watched your live broadcast. It turns out that not only are you really a Taoist priest, but you are also in the Taoist temple in Longgang!"

Judging from this meaning, he should be a netizen who has watched the live broadcast of Youmeng and has a certain favorable impression from passers-by.

You Mengzhi nodded lightly, motioned for the other party to follow him, and then led them into the Taoist temple.

These male college students were extremely talkative. You Mengzhi walked a few steps with them and not only got to know their names, but also their intention to come to the Taoist temple. Three boys are roommates in the same dormitory. They are traveling together today. They are named Zhang Shan, Li Si and Wang Wu.

Zhang Shan wanted to ask a Taoist priest to help him calculate a divination, Li Siwei wanted to verify whether the money-seeking posts on the Internet were genuine, and Wang Wu would do either. It would be best if he could ask for a few peace charms for his family.

You Mengzhi called to Gongga to take Li Si to Jiujielong to seek wealth, and handed Wang Wu, who needed to draw a peace talisman, to Taoist Ge, and then signaled Zhang Shan, who was the first to talk to him, to tell his story.

Zhang Shan hesitated for a few seconds and said as if he was a little embarrassed:

"Actually, it's just about seeking marriage. The slices I saw about you before were all about you scolding your love brain. I felt uncomfortable listening to it, so I didn't follow you."

Appropriate expression and understanding of dreamwalking:

"It doesn't matter, I just like to criticize love brains, and I will still express support for healthy relationships."

"I'm going to tell you right now, where your destiny is and how to meet each other. Remember to burn incense in the main hall later."

By the way, throw some hexagram gold into the merit box next to the main hall.

You Mengzhi swallowed back the last sentence and was about to ask for fortune telling, but Zhang Shan shook his head repeatedly:

"No, I don't need to know this. I actually know who my perfect match is. She is already my girlfriend."

"I just want to take this opportunity to ask my girlfriend why she has ignored me recently, whether she abandoned me and cheated on her, or how should I behave to win her back."

"I want to know about this aspect of marriage."

Listening to the three questions given by Zhang Shan, the corners of You Mengzhi's originally curved lips suddenly collapsed, and he finally understood what the other party's foreshadowing meant——

This Shan is a love brain himself!

That’s why I felt the same thing about Yu Mengzhi scolding her love brain. It hurt my heart so I didn’t pay attention to her!

You Mengzhi took a deep breath and reluctantly resisted the urge to kill the love brain offline. After thinking for a few moments, he asked:

"You met your girlfriend through a game, right?"

"You met about eight months ago. After playing a very difficult game, she took the initiative to praise you in private. Then the two of you naturally exchanged contact information, played together every day, chatted and had fun together, and formed a bond in the game. love”

"You guys were dating like this until a month ago. After she logged out of her account one day, she sent messages and never responded. She never logged in to the game. Is it right that we completely lost contact?"

Zhang Shan's eyes burst out with indelible light, and he said excitedly:

"Yes, yes! That's absolutely right!"

"The game we play is called Glory. I play jungle and she plays support. She has a super good personality and we have many of the same hobbies, so we got together."

"Although many people think that online dating is unreliable, isn't there a saying that says the one you love is separated by mountains and seas, and mountains and seas can be leveled?"

"I think all this is God's will. Her family conditions are not good. After her parents divorced, they remarried. No one cares about her and loves her. Now she stays at her grandparents' house and has to do hard work every day to have food. And I exist. The meaning is to save her! We are a perfect match!"

"I never understood why she left me."

"Obviously I had decided to take her out of the sea of ​​misery. I had already bought the ticket and was waiting to give her a surprise the next day. But she almost disappeared."

It’s a little late today (scratching my head) I’ve been too busy recently. I have two books in double editions. Together, the front desk updates 1.2+ times a day. It’s a bit overwhelming. I plan to take a break in the past few days. This book has been adjusted to a single update. I will save more manuscripts later. I’ll update more soon, my dears~