My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.
Chapter 214 Eat 1 Yuan Steamed Buns for 3 Days
The destined person went offline with satisfaction.
And the barrage completely exploded!
[My mother, every word of this destined person is jumping on my minefield. 】
[This is no longer a love brain. In a way, she is really a great mother]
[It’s rare to see an anchor with such a frustrated expression, hahahahaha, everyone, please take screenshots! The host’s expression of ‘who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?’ made me laugh to death! 】
[Screenshot taken! It’s not easy. It’s rare for an anchor to persuade a love-minded person. Although the result is a bit off, it’s okay]
[Pass it on, the anchor cured a love brain today! 】
[Pass on, the anchor is the master of treating love brain! 】
[Pass it on, the anchor is having a special show on Love Brain today. If you want to be scolded, no, if you want to be cured, you can come and treat me! 】
The screen was full of barrage flying in random directions. Looking at the increasingly outrageous comments made by netizens, You Mengzhi felt a thump in his heart and felt bad:
"Wait, love brain, don't come here?!"
Before he finished speaking, the confusing words rolled across You Mengzhi's eyes——
[Is it really okay to ask emotional questions? Let me give it a try~ I’m dating a partner who is eight years older. He has no job, no house, no car, no savings. My parents don’t agree with us getting married. What should I do?
I know I'm a little bit of a love brain, but he's so handsome! The anchor can click on my homepage to see the photos! 】
Sure enough, what is supposed to come will always come!
Looking at the photo of the man who looked like the splash of muddy water when Nuwa created a human being, You Mengzhi took a deep breath and replied:
"If you keep insisting, your parents will agree! It's just that they agree not to marry him, but to have a second child."
"Your parents have been busy for half their lives. Don't be angry with them. They worked so hard to bring you up. Look at the person you are messing with."
"Why don't you break up? Is he the swill and you the swill bucket?"
The next barrage arrived as expected:
[Anchor, I always want to be a licking dog, what should I do? I just wanted to order takeout for him again QAQ]
You Mengzhi snapped his fingers:
"So insincere!"
"Just order takeout for him? You should apply for a catering rider, then order the takeout for him and deliver it to his door."
"Otherwise, you go and get a nanny certificate. Not only do you give him some, you don't just feed him, you also feed him with your own hands!"
"Then you two, a human-skinned dog waiting to be fed, and a dog-skinned man waiting to be fed, you will be happy."
Next one:
[My boyfriend always says that he is very tired from work, so he usually doesn’t have time to contact me, but he is very enthusiastic when we meet. What’s going on? Are there any sisters in the same situation as me? 】
You Mengzhi straightened his body:
"Use your 12k pure pig brain and think about it. Does your boyfriend work with cement? Does he break steel nails?"
"What? No? If not, why are you tired?"
"If you are really tired, can I take you to the hotel to play Awei Shiba as soon as we meet?"
"I'm too lazy to say wake up now. If you think of yourself as an irregular technician, I can only respect your blessings."
The latter one follows closely:
[Outstanding graduates in the live broadcast room of the anchor are here! I have already dumped the scumbag who spent my money. I am just wondering why men always say "I hope you will be happy" when we break up. I vaguely remember that my ex before the scumbag said the same thing! 】
"First of all, I wish this graduate to get rid of the scumbag."
You Mengzhi clasped his hands together and clapped: "It's just your question. As soon as you see the question, you can tell that he is not an outstanding graduate. He can only be said to have barely graduated."
"If my ex doesn't say this, what else can I say?"
"Could it be that I hope you die soon?"
"Although this is the inner thought of many people. But if you break up offline, you should pay attention to safety. If you are beaten, the gain will outweigh the loss."
There was an overwhelming amount of laughter:
[Indeed, telling the truth is easy to get beaten hhh]
[Principal Pure Gold Taoist Master is still the same as ever, with a sinister and venomous mouth! 】
[Familiar feeling, my wife scolds me! 】
The barrage was so loud that Mengyou simply pretended not to see those troublesome problems:
"Keep going, next hexagram!"
I haven’t broadcast live for a long time, and now I have a mutant love brain, which is really a bad start.
But fortunately, there are many people who are sincerely looking for money today. Under You Mengzhi's order, a destined person with the ID of "I'm so poor that I want to sell Kuchazi" soon came out and skillfully served wheat according to the old process.
Kuchako is a girl. She looks like she has just graduated from college. She has an ordinary appearance and a thin body. She looks a little shy. There is a light spot on her cheek when she greets her.
If it were plumper, I guess it would be dimples.
It is indeed a very youthful and energetic age, but now, there is some depression on his face.
You Mengzhi took a few glances at the facial features of the person opposite him, as well as his obviously nervous expression, and said:
"It's true that you really want to make money."
"What do you want to say? Do you want a small fortune or a great wealth?"
Does this mean you can still choose? !
Kuchazi was in a state of anxiety at first, feeling a little embarrassed about showing her face in front of so many people. But after hearing what You Mengzhi said, her mind immediately became more active——
Who wouldn't want a great fortune? !
But before this thought came to mind, the corners of Kuchazi's lips immediately collapsed:
"Anchor, I don't even dare to think about being rich and wealthy."
"I only have one thought in my mind right now, which is to get money and pay back the more than 200,000 yuan I owe on various major platforms. I can't hold it anymore. Every month I have to tear down one wall to pay for the other. If this continues, my parents will definitely find out and beat me to death."
"It's the end of the month now, and I already live a life where I spend one yuan to buy a steamed bun, divide it into four portions and eat it for three days, one portion a day, and the extra portion counts as a snack."
He opened his mouth and said, "I owe two hundred thousand yuan?"
The barrage is a bit unbelievable:
[More, how much? This destined person doesn't look very big, maybe he's just in college, or has graduated? Why do you owe so much money? 】
[Two hundred thousand yuan is not a small amount. Ordinary people may not be able to save 40,000 to 50,000 yuan in a year. Why can this little sister owe so much and not let her family know? 】
[Don’t compare yourself in school. Instead of learning knowledge, you only learn high consumption, right? 】
[I was just thinking about why this sister’s dimples are so shallow. It turns out she’s hungry. Why didn't you think about being hungry now when you owed money? She is also afraid of being beaten. If it were my daughter, I would give her a good beating without any negotiation! 】
[Based on my experience, this girl must be one of the two with high consumption and online gambling. There is nothing to say. Why are you asking for money? Think about pouring out the water in your head first, and then go home and confess! 】
Finally, there is a destined person who is serious about seeking money. Huh?
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