My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.
Chapter 215 The Holy Body that was born to be deceived
"no no!"
Kuchazi looked at these slanderous barrages and suddenly became anxious:
"I don't have high spending, nor do I gamble online. I have never done any of these things!"
"If you don't believe me, you can ask the anchor!"
"I am just that I was defrauded of 200,000 yuan."
[If you’ve been cheated, call the police. What’s the point of coming to the anchor? 】
[It’s fake. If you were really cheated, you wouldn’t be embarrassed to tell your parents. 】
Kuchazi was so anxious that tears were about to fall, and she kept saying:
"it is true!"
"The reason I'm embarrassed to say it is that I've been cheated too many times!"
"I was abducted twelve times until I was eighteen years old. If I didn't send a message to my parents for two hours, they would call the police. They always suspected that I had cerebral palsy, so they were always worried about me."
"I just want to do something to prove that I am not. Not talking about starting a business or anything like that, just saying that I can work-study and earn some living expenses to prove my worth."
Kuchazi sniffed, tears brewing in her eyes:
"But either I am being cheated or I am on the way to being cheated."
Eighteen years old, kidnapped twelve times? !
As soon as these words came out, even You Mengzhi was amazed, let alone the audience on the barrage:
[Wait a minute, the debt of more than 200,000 yuan is suspended. I want to know how you were abducted twelve times? 】
[Real or false, brainless or sensational, no one with a little brain would be abducted 12 times, right? ! And you were abducted 12 times, how could you still stand here and get on the mic? 】
[Tea is ready, tell me in detail about how you were abducted twelve times! 】
Kuchazi scratched her head and began to count her abduction experiences over the years with her fingers:
"When I was 3 years old, my mother gave birth to my younger brother in the hospital. I wanted to go to the hospital to see my younger brother. Then someone told me that he could take me there, so I went with him. Fortunately, I was seen by the aunt in the supermarket next door. , she called the police and was able to rescue him in time."
"When I was 5 years old, I was playing in front of my house. Someone asked me to take me to drink Xiangpiaopiao milk tea. He picked me up and left. My dad chased me all the way and almost got into a fight with a trafficking gang. It took him two bucks to get me. Save it."
“When I was 5 years old, my family didn’t trust me, so they bought me two good dogs and asked me to take them with me wherever I went. As a result, at the end of the year, there were so many dog dealers that they almost took me with them. The dog was stolen together, but luckily a neighbor whose dog was stolen came out to look after the dog, so he discovered me.”
"When I was 6 years old, my mother took me to the vegetable market to buy groceries. I got lost, and I met a kidnapper again. I was carried into a van. Fortunately, I cried with all my strength, and then the police who checked for drunk driving found something was wrong. , and this saved me."
"And more, next is when I am 7 years old."
One by one, one by one, this young destined person explained in detail, which made people stunned:
[My mother, I was kidnapped 12 times. This is how I wiped out 12 criminal gangs! ? 】
[She has been kidnapped so many times that I think the robbers must suspect that she is an informant for the police]
[She is said to be lucky. She was abducted 18 times when she was 12 years old. But she is unlucky. She can be found every time.] Are your parents right? How can a normal person be abducted 12 times? If it doesn’t work, let’s just accept our fate, don’t bother, and be protected]
You Mengzhi endured it again and again, but couldn't hold it anymore, so he whispered:
"In fact, it was more than 12 times, and there were also some situations that you ignored."
"For example, when you were working as a janitor in a bar in college, someone actually drugged your drink and wanted to take you away, but you said at the time, 'Can you give me a discount on this drink?', which was too much. It was so loud that everyone around you was looking at you, so the other party stopped thinking."
"Actually, it should be 16 times."
After hearing Yu Mengzhi's words, Kuchazi suddenly understood and slapped her thigh:
"No wonder!"
"I thought I could get a tip by cashing it out, but I was so happy! But that sly-looking guy ran away!"
"It turns out he wasn't reluctant to give up the drink money, but he wanted to abduct me!"
Obviously, this destined person finally came to his senses.
But it’s too late to understand! ! !
Several years have passed since the incident, and now I realize that I was almost abducted after being reminded by others. If I hadn't mentioned it in my dream, wouldn't I have known about it for the rest of my life?
You Mengzhi pressed his eyebrows. Kuchazi had a bitter look on his face and was a little uneasy. He said cautiously:
"My wife is wrong, host, can I tell you about the fact that I was defrauded of more than 200,000 yuan?"
". Is this a warning to everyone so that they don't get deceived?"
You Mengzhi smiled helplessly:
"Speak whatever you want, no one will stop you."
Kuchazi perked up and started counting with his fingers again:
"In short, before I went to college, my parents were very strict with me. I owed more than 200,000 yuan when I went to college and wanted to work-study."
"At the beginning, I wanted to find a part-time job. I searched online for part-time jobs for college students, and then found someone who was recruiting typists."
"The content of the work is to send me pictures, and then I input the text on the pictures into a document word by word. Even if the work is completed, it will cost about fifty yuan for one thousand words."
"I like to play games, so I am very fast at typing. A thousand words is no big deal to me, so I paid the 'confidentiality agreement fee' required to become a typist, a total of 6,800, and I spent two months life--
But he blocked me. "
Kuchazi broke off a finger and said through gritted teeth:
"Also, when I was shopping in the mall during my freshman year, an old woman came up and slapped me, broke my phone, and said that I was her husband's mistress. I told her that I was not, but she didn't believe it."
"I know this trick because I have encountered similar kidnappers before. They say that a little girl is a mistress, and then forcefully drag the girl away. If the girl is dragged away, then she will make a profit. If she is not dragged away, then she will be punished. Blackmail!"
"This is not included in the number of times I was abducted, because what I'm talking about now is about being deceived."
"In the end, she was lying on the ground crying, saying that I broke her jade bracelet. When we called the police, when the police came, she asked her to pay me the money for the mobile phone and the money for the bracelet, which equals to almost 20,000 yuan. piece."
Kuchazi dropped another finger:
"The third time I was deceived was when someone had his phone stolen on the subway. Then he asked me to borrow the phone and said he would call his own number to catch the thief."
"I didn't hesitate and lent it to the other party, but the other party turned out to be a thief!"
"He ran out in the last few seconds when the subway closed. I couldn't catch up, so I lost a mobile phone worth almost 10,000 yuan."
A collection of deceptions(?)
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